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[both moaning]

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That is how you have
sex, America.

3
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Yeah.

4
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Yeah.

5
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What's happening here

6
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is amazing.

7
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[sighs]Like, I want

8
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to film it,
but I don't want to film it

9
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'cause that would be porn.

10
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And that time

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I think I figured out

12
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what that thing
underneath the thing was.

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Yeah, you did.And whoa, right?

14
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Yeah, whoa.

15
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Hey, should we
take a break

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and, like, talk
about our childhoods

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or something?
You know, get in there,

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get into it,
get into each other's heads.

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Dreams, thoughts,
fears, feelings.

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If-- yeah-- I mean...

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[groans]No?

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I'm gonna throw a curveball.

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I'm gonna go banana it

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and then I'll be ready
for round two.

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Define "banana it."

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Eat a banana?

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[laughing]:
Oh, good.

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I was worried
for a second.

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[Nick and Jess laughing]Oh, what are Nick and
Jess doing in there,

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and how is it
this loud?

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Nick's body
is so soft,

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it should absorb sound.

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They're just getting warmed up,
Schmidt.

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It's a whole new ball game
around here.

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You, see, you wouldn't know that

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'cause you haven't
been here in weeks,

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but now that you're single,

38
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yeah, you got to
deal with this, too.

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Dumped by two women in
the same day, Schmidt,

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that has got
to be a record, man.

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I get it, all right?
I lost two perfect women,

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but I'm fine with it, all right?
I'm fine.

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You know, you could've been
perfectly happy with either

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one of them,
but now you're by yourself.

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Winston, I'm fine. Please.

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That really has to hurt.This is my home, too.

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I shouldn't have to be faced
with their stupid,

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happy relationship
everywhere I look.

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This is going to stop, Winston,

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and I'm gonna stop it.

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Well, my advice to you
is to stay in your foxhole,

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keep your head down and invest
in one of these babies.

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Watch your butt, Furguson.

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This is my survival kit.
Check this out, man.

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Blindfold.

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Got this bell wrapped
around my neck

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so he can hear when I'm coming.

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Every couple has a weakness.
Kate and Will,

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I could break them up
with one e-mail.

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Oh, look at that,
look at the royal baby now,

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living with slutty Aunt Pippa.

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I'm telling you,
they're bulletproof.

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[laughter]

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I'm sorry, um,

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I have to show Nick something
in the bathroom.

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Yeah, it's tiles.

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[giggling]

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I'm so bad at lying.

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It's for sex.

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Oh, go! Go make love
in our communal shower.

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Enjoy it now,
you little bunnies.

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What?

73
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Want to see a magic trick?

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♪ Who's that girl? ♪ Who's that girl?♪

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♪ Who's that girl?

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♪ Who's that girl?♪♪ It's Jess.

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I like your chewing face.

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It's just food.

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Yeah, that's all it is,
okay, people?

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I know it's super annoying
to be around a couple.

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Not me at all; it's him.

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[meowing]Oh.

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Look at him.

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Yeah, we had a tough day today

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at the V-E-T.

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Yeah, he said he's
gonna have to get...

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It rhymes with "fleutered."

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The word is neutered.

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Cats don't speak English.

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Furguson's never gonna
experience actual,

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physical lovemaking.

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Do you think you're
a little too into your cat?He should be out there,

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just getting all crazy,

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getting his freak on.

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[sighs] I feel bad, man;
I don't know what to do.

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Let's try to help; we got
three smart people here.Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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We all know we got to get
Furguson laid, right?
Right.

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Cat bachelor party.

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That's right.What do you think?

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Yeah, get some little
cat strippers.

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NICK:
Big booty cats,
little booty cats.

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[laughter]Some tabbies.

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Some black ones,
some white ones.
Yeah.

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We'll mix it up. Get us a couple
Siamese, get weird with it.

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Yeah.
Get him laid?

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You know we're kidding?We're kidding.

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Sure, sure, sure, sure.

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Gotcha.

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[whispers]:
It's happening.

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[meowing]

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Oh, look,

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it's you and you.

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Is that a cake?

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Why do you have a sheet cake?

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Don't eat the cake, Jess.

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What is that?

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Like, vanilla and vanilla?

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I just wanted to wish you guys

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a happy one-month anniversary.

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Hip hip.

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You said you wanted
to break us up.

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You said you didn't care
if it took your whole life.

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Look, I understand
that I'm not exactly

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your favorite person right now,

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but I didn't want a milestone
in your relationship like this

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to-to go uncelebrated.

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You're really great together.

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I don't trust him.

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I know; it's Schmidt
we're talking about.

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After he saw the movie Titanic,

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he started
the Billy Zane fan club.

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What?
Look it up.
They're called the Zaniacs.

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Why does that make me angrier
than anything he's ever done?

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I will handle this.
Okay.

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And I'm gonna test this cakeI'll handle this.

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because I'm so mad at Schmidt.

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Hey, dummy,

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why'd you get us that cake?

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Come on, man,
I'm just happy for you.

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Looking at a-a month?

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A big month, man.

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How many relationships
have you had

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that have lasted
more than a month?

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I don't know, some.

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Probably very few,
probably very, very few, right?

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I mean, you think
it's less than two?

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One, it's Caroline, you know.

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One? Are you kidding me, man?

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It's insane; that's so few,

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but I guess you only need one,
right, theone. Too soon?

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I'm really happy, Schmidt.You should be, man.

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Look at you; you're like
a different guy.

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Usually at this point,

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you're overthinking and anxious

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and panicky and overthinking
and overthinking

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and distant and nervous and
sweaty and overthinking.

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You're trying to get in my head,
and it's not gonna work.

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Who could, man? Look at you.

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You're cool as a cucumber.

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You're Obama on the ski slopes.

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Now, get out there.

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Enjoy that cake
with the woman that you love.

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Too soon? Forget about it.

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Good talk.

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Yeah.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing. [chuckles]

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Uh-oh.

169
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Looks like we have a little
Groundhog Day situation.

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Please don't call it a
Groundhog's Day situation.

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Six more weeks of winter.

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Don't worry.

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Lie back.

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I'm gonna take care of this.

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[chuckles]

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This has never happened
in my whole life,

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just so you know.

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It's cool; what
can I do to help?

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I don't know,
maybe think outside of the box?

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[in sexy voice]:
A little chicken kabob

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with rice.

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Choice of naan or chutney.

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[groans]

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How about we...
Shh!

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Oh, I had it.

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Reverse psychology.

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I'm not attracted to you.

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I don't think you're sexy.

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Don't want to have sex with you.Okay.

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I think you're a fat,
fat, fatty, fat...
Okay!

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[humming]

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["Get Lucky" by Daft Punk plays]

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Oh, yeah.

194
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Papa Smurf? Really?

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Whole body.

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Are you sure?

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Yes, hey.
Okay.

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This will work, let's do it.Okay.

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Okay.
[groans, screams]

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Well, at least the sun
managed to get up.

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[groans]

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I have to go move my car.

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I'm kidding.

204
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But I'm kidding!

205
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Are we not kidding about this?

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WINSTON:
Does she have all her shots?

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Yep.
Okay, cool, cool.

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Um, let me ask you this.

209
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Uh, does she strike you as, um,
I don't know, slutty?

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Excuse me, I'm here to pick up
Fatty from her grooming.

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Oh.

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Oh, there you are.

213
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Who are you here to pick up?

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Well, actually,

215
00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,596
uh, my boy cat is looking
for a girl cat.

216
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Oh. [chuckles]

217
00:07:05,336 --> 00:07:07,687
Well, I might know a girl cat

218
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who's looking for a boy cat.

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Oh, yeah?Mm-hmm.

220
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Does the girl cat have
all her parts?

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Um,

222
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yeah.
Yes?

223
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Uh, okay.
Well, um, I don't know,

224
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maybe, uh,
she could come over sometime?

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Like, our cats could go
on a date?

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Yes, you get it.

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You know, everyone else
thought I was being weird.

228
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So, um, how often do
you groom your cat?

229
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[sighs]

230
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So I talked to my mom about it,

231
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and my dad...I've got to go move my car.

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Hey, no, it's important we talk
about these things.

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Nick, it's...I'm moving my car!

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[door slams]

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Hello.

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Whew, Nick looks exhausted.

237
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You guys obviously
had a good night.

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Yeah, um,

239
00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,221
I... we didn't sleep much.

240
00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:06,442
Well, of course you didn't,
you mangy little stray.

241
00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,096
I really don't want to talk
about it,

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00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,966
especially not with you,
Schmidt.
I know,

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00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:12,447
and look, I also realize that
it's gonna be a long time

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for me to regain your trust.

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I just think it's sad

246
00:08:15,276 --> 00:08:16,973
because if you did have
a Nick problem,

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I probably could help you out.

248
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You know, my diploma
says that I majored

249
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in communications,
but my heart says

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that I majored
in Nicholas studies.

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I'm just saying.

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I love the morning.

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Anything's possible.

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The whole day's ahead
of you, you know?[groans]

255
00:08:36,471 --> 00:08:38,648
Last night,
Nick struggled with impotence.

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Oh, my God, I'm not talking
to you about this.

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Jess, look, I get it.
You don't want my help,

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but just do me a favor please.

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Let me know when you're not mad
at me anymore

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00:08:46,655 --> 00:08:48,962
so I can tell you about how men
crave danger and variety

261
00:08:49,005 --> 00:08:50,572
in their sexual lives.

262
00:08:50,616 --> 00:08:54,229
I just hope it's not too late,
fingers crossed.

263
00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:57,361
What are you talking about?

264
00:08:57,405 --> 00:08:58,928
I mean, I don't care,

265
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,671
but if I did... theoretically.

266
00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:04,413
Theoretically, I would tell you

267
00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:07,371
for-for a man whose midsection
is basically mush,

268
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,808
Nick has had a lot of sex.

269
00:09:08,851 --> 00:09:11,375
He's pushed that mush
all over town.

270
00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:12,639
And you know what,
he's got some

271
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:13,856
very weird taste.

272
00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,293
Dark, real fringe stuff.

273
00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:16,643
He likes stuff

274
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:17,817
that they don't
even have porn for.

275
00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,167
What?And you know, a lot of women

276
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,471
wouldn't think to do the Captain

277
00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:23,519
in-in bed.What?

278
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,259
That was a mistake;
I shouldn't have said anything.What?

279
00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:26,609
I didn't want to talk
about the Captain.

280
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,870
It was a thing, and I did and...

281
00:09:27,914 --> 00:09:28,828
Do you want a smoothie?

282
00:09:28,871 --> 00:09:29,830
What's the Captain?

283
00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,614
[sighs]

284
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,615
Well, it starts off with...

285
00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:34,748
[blender whirring]

286
00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:37,402
[muffled talking]

287
00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,620
[blender stops]

288
00:09:38,664 --> 00:09:40,536
But you want to clean
yourself up immediately.

289
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,538
I mean immediately.

290
00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,539
[blender whirring]And then you...

291
00:09:46,062 --> 00:09:48,543
[blender stops]How comfortable are you
with racial slurs?

292
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,327
[blender whirring]Then you...

293
00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:54,288
[muffled talking]

294
00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:56,246
[blender stops]That's basically it.

295
00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:58,509
That's what Nick wants in bed?

296
00:09:58,553 --> 00:10:00,120
Yeah, I know. Look,
you're probably not up for it.

297
00:10:00,163 --> 00:10:01,644
It's my... it's my fault.

298
00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:03,427
It's very degrading,
it's offensive, and you,

299
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,735
you just don't have the time to
learn all those dolphin sounds.

300
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:07,345
Are you sure you don't want
some of this smoothie?

301
00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:08,607
It's straw-bana.

302
00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:11,914
Okay, Furguson, this is
a big moment in your life.

303
00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:14,351
All right, just be
yourself, you dawg.

304
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:17,528
Winston, I think I found
a way to...

305
00:10:17,572 --> 00:10:20,489
You want to try some catnip?

306
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,317
This is a real bummer.

307
00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:29,585
Ahoy, Nicholas.

308
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:34,371
[imitates foghorn]Wait, I'm scared!

309
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,600
Hey.
Hey.

310
00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,515
I'm so glad
you could make it.

311
00:10:47,558 --> 00:10:49,082
Oh, thanks.Let's, um,

312
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,562
let's head to my room.

313
00:10:50,605 --> 00:10:51,738
Oh, you're not wasting any time.

314
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,086
You know, it's
just that I have

315
00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,783
very judgy roommates,
you know, that might get

316
00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:56,307
a little weirded out
if they walked in the room

317
00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:57,568
and saw something
they weren't supposed to see.

318
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,745
Oh, [chuckles]

319
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,528
Or it's whatever,
whatever Fatty wants.

320
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:01,616
What do you want, Fatty?

321
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,270
Fatty wants to see your room.

322
00:11:03,313 --> 00:11:04,967
That's awesome. Great news.
You hear that, Furguson?

323
00:11:05,011 --> 00:11:06,840
Y'all go play.Yeah? There you go.

324
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,405
He was nervous.

325
00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:11,714
Well, good thing I brought this.

326
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,802
Yeah, we can't give
wine to these cats.

327
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:16,850
It's been a tough six months,
and this cat needs a drink so...

328
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,111
O-Okay.

329
00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:19,417
I don't think they care.

330
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,767
They're not listening
at all.
Mm-mm.

331
00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:21,942
They're too into each other.Yeah.

332
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:25,336
Nick, we have to talk
about this, okay?

333
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,773
All right, I'll go first.

334
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,817
[sighs]
Listen...

335
00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:31,865
I was uncomfortable with
some of the specifics

336
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,518
of what we just did.

337
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:36,652
For example, when I said,
"You like that, huh?"

338
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,787
I felt like you really,
reallydidn't like it.

339
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,571
How do you feel?

340
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,006
I just...

341
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,792
[laughs nervously]

342
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,532
I feel like, you know...

343
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,360
No, it's just kind of like...
be... I mean...

344
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,844
Uh...

345
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,889
It was good, you know.
It's over.

346
00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:59,761
Love sleeping birdsty.

347
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,024
I just want to know
what I did wrong.

348
00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:03,418
How does the Captain
normally go?

349
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,811
The what?
The Captain.

350
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,246
What we just did.

351
00:12:06,289 --> 00:12:08,989
I've never done that in my life.

352
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,556
We did that because
you wanted to, Jess.
What?!

353
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,210
Yeah.Why would I want to do that?

354
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:16,778
That's degrading to not only
women but all of mankind, Nick.

355
00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,346
I know.
I only did that

356
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,217
'cause Schmidt told me it
was your favorite thing..

357
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,788
Did you say,
'cause Schmidt said?

358
00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:28,485
No, no, no, no
Did you just...
Don't...

359
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:32,447
Did you talk to...
tight pants and eyebrows...

360
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,927
Who was I supposed
to talk to, Nick?

361
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,580
Every time I tried
to talk to you

362
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,495
about your penis problems,
you went to move your car.

363
00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,149
Those aren't penis problems.

364
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:42,065
What is... Did you talk to
Winston about my penis problems?

365
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,024
What about Cece,
did she get a call?He wasn't around.

366
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,504
Schmidt told me he had a PhD
in Nickology.

367
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,505
He doesn't.
There's no such...

368
00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:50,378
We have to talk about our
feelings 'cause we're together.

369
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,423
If we needed to talk
about feelings,

370
00:12:52,466 --> 00:12:55,209
they would be
called "talkings."

371
00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:56,687
No, that is not true. Nick...

372
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,298
That is 100%...
This is it...

373
00:12:58,341 --> 00:13:00,256
This is Schmidt
getting in our heads.

374
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,476
I'm going to kill him!Jessica, wait.

375
00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:03,695
Schmidt!

376
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,480
I can't run that fast--
the Captain!

377
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,307
I trusted you.
You took advantage of me.No, no, don't do this.

378
00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:09,397
Something wrong?You set us up.

379
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,528
I've done things to Nick
I can't ever undo.

380
00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:13,662
You see, your fatal flaw--
communication.

381
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,099
You won't shut up about your
feelings, and the only thing

382
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:19,058
this dummy wants to talk about
is the Chicago Brown Bears.

383
00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:21,104
It's just the Chicago Bears.
There's no brown...Who cares?

384
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,889
I put a pebble in your path
and the two of you

385
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,499
cracked your tiny little skulls
on it.

386
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:27,023
Ooh, by the way,
how was the Captain?

387
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,417
Did you make it all the
way to the spyglass?Yes, Schmidt!

388
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,114
And my night vision's
very good

389
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,899
'cause my eyes
are so buggy and big

390
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,726
and I saw everything and
I can't erase it from my memory.

391
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:37,337
Please, Jess, stop talking
about the Captain.

392
00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:39,730
Why don't we just go back
to being roommates. Okay?

393
00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:41,211
Nick, what do you say?

394
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,561
The floor is yours. You want
to tell us how you feel?

395
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,868
Me?
Yeah.

396
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,000
Well... I think it's...

397
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,915
I just...

398
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,051
Beautifully said.
Thank you, Nick.

399
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,312
Enjoy the breakup.

400
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:57,532
If you need me,
I'll be in my room

401
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,533
listening to mainstream hip-hop.

402
00:13:59,576 --> 00:14:01,491
Stop!

403
00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:09,586
I have feelings.

404
00:14:14,765 --> 00:14:17,682
I didn't like
when you did the Captain.

405
00:14:17,725 --> 00:14:19,727
It made me feel...

406
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,600
...bad.

407
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,298
Okay, I've... I've never
seen this sober before.

408
00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,778
Stop, it's my turn.

409
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,605
You talk too much
and it frustrates me.

410
00:14:28,649 --> 00:14:31,696
Sometimes you talk even after
you've fallen asleep.

411
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,047
How do you breathe?
Where do you get the words?

412
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,962
But it doesn't matter, Jess,
because I like you a lot.

413
00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:39,486
But maybe do that less, okay?

414
00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:42,097
Nick, I just feel... Sorry.

415
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,099
I'm so sorry.

416
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,796
Just... keep going.

417
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,754
I don't know. Um...

418
00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:50,105
I really like the instrument
of the cello.

419
00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:52,369
I like the cello a lot,
and I don't talk about it a lot

420
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,067
but I should because I feel
very passionate about it.

421
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,764
It's a beautiful instrument.

422
00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,941
It's like a guitar
but it stands up.

423
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,421
I once saw a zebra

424
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,945
named Gavin give birth
at the zoo,

425
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,164
and I cried hysterically.

426
00:15:05,207 --> 00:15:07,341
And then I bought one of
those stretched out pennies

427
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:08,732
that you can get to remember it

428
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,734
and then I lost that
and I cried again.

429
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,345
Sometimes
when I smell dust

430
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:14,086
in like an attic or something,
like that mothy, dusty,

431
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,436
I think about my mother.

432
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,654
When I was 14, I saw
my mother change,

433
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:20,222
and I saw her whole body naked
without underpants on.

434
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,095
I really like when a
rap song uses a choir.

435
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,183
It makes me feel really happy
when all those ladies' voices

436
00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:25,793
come in and then
the guy's rapping.

437
00:15:25,836 --> 00:15:26,881
I think it's awesome.

438
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,187
I'm really proud of you, Nick.

439
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:30,058
I really like you.
[softly]:
I like you, too.

440
00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:33,192
And it's been a month
and I'm not scared.

441
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,020
Unless you're doing the Captain,

442
00:15:35,063 --> 00:15:38,588
and then I experience very real
fear and it's very visceral...

443
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,461
Just kiss me.

444
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,375
No kissing in
the living room!

445
00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:44,290
[moaning]

446
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,380
No. No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!

447
00:15:47,423 --> 00:15:49,426
Cease lovemaking!

448
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,254
All lovemaking must cease.

449
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,690
Get out of here, Schmidt!Break up!

450
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,605
Just break up already,
pl... Oh, forget it.

451
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:57,086
I'm just... I'm-I'm...No, no!
Hey, no, no.

452
00:15:57,129 --> 00:15:58,566
What are you doing?
[screams]

453
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,001
Oh, my God, he
just hit my sack.Body block!

454
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,048
I'm pure core.
I've been training for this.

455
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,352
Yeah, human dental dam.

456
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,702
[soft music playing]

457
00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:07,356
So...

458
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,489
what do you do for fun?

459
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,490
Huh? Oh, um...

460
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,057
You know, like all good things.

461
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,450
Like what? Tell me one thing.

462
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:14,668
[thumping and shouting
in other room]

463
00:16:14,711 --> 00:16:16,062
I'm sorry, do you hear noise?

464
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:17,149
Oh...
Do you hear shouting?

465
00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:18,499
'Cause I'm just...
Yeah.

466
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,890
WINSTON:
No. No, no, no, no, no.

467
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,414
[thumping continues][Winston shouts]

468
00:16:21,457 --> 00:16:23,460
Who the hell mess up the mood?!

469
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,288
[panting]

470
00:16:25,331 --> 00:16:27,246
Schmidt, Schmidt.Hey.

471
00:16:27,289 --> 00:16:28,248
Put down my condoms.

472
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,032
Pull it together, Schmidt.

473
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,860
It's raining celibacy.
Hallelujah.

474
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,427
You're losing it, man.If I'm not having
sex in this loft,

475
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,211
nobody's having
sex in this loft.

476
00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:37,344
Hyah!

477
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,911
Oh, hey, hey.

478
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,086
NICK:
Hey, hey.

479
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:42,261
Oh, my birth control pills.

480
00:16:42,304 --> 00:16:43,610
NICK:
You don't want to
do this, my man.

481
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,091
Yes, I do want to do this.

482
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,091
It's the only way
to get this place back

483
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,745
to the way that it was.

484
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,095
Put them down.
Give them to me.Give them to Jess.

485
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,183
Come on, buddy,
it's not worth it.

486
00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:52,489
No fear!

487
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,274
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.JESS: Oh, my God.

488
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,840
Why didn't you just throw
them in the sink, you idiot.

489
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,191
You better pray
that was a placebo week.

490
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,192
Is he eating birth
control pills?

491
00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:02,933
Friday! Full wheel, bitches!

492
00:17:02,977 --> 00:17:05,501
[weakly]:
I win. I don't feel good.

493
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,592
Guys, come on, our cats were
just about to have sex.

494
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,116
Oh, my God.

495
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,032
Oh, my God,
this whole time I thought...

496
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,340
[snorts]
What?

497
00:17:18,384 --> 00:17:19,211
Fatty, come on.

498
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,736
We're out of here.

499
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,306
So, what do you guys think,
loft meeting in 20?

500
00:17:26,348 --> 00:17:27,654
Yeah, I'll be there in 15.

501
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,308
Got to stick my head
in a paper bag

502
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,354
and scream
at the top of my lungs.

503
00:17:31,397 --> 00:17:32,355
[chuckles]

504
00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:34,488
Oh, yeah, there'll be no snacks.

505
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,319
[Schmidt moans]Schmidt, I just looked it up.

506
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,365
There's no way estrogen
works that fast.

507
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,105
You don't know my body.Please, stop talking about
your body, Schmidt.

508
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,541
Okay, that's a good segue...

509
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,587
to some of the more
relevant topics

510
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,112
that I would like to cover
in this meeting.

511
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:51,766
Like, uh, personal space.

512
00:17:51,808 --> 00:17:53,462
Public space.

513
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,203
Other people's medicines--

514
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,380
taking them
versus not taking them.

515
00:17:57,423 --> 00:17:59,121
I am so aware of my nipples
right now.

516
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:00,165
Okay, that's a good start.

517
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,515
If someone were to blow
on my nipples,

518
00:18:01,557 --> 00:18:03,385
I would positively scream.

519
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,473
Boundaries.

520
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,736
Any takers?

521
00:18:05,779 --> 00:18:06,911
All right, we live here.

522
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,347
Where are we supposed to go?

523
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,479
This is my fault.

524
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,612
'Cause I'm going through
a sexual awakening.

525
00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:13,482
It's like I'm
tapping into

526
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,224
this raw sexual energy

527
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,009
that the universe
is putting forth.

528
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,708
And it's just both imploding
and exploding at the same time.

529
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,188
And it's kind of like

530
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:24,015
I'm a young nun.

531
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:26,844
And Nick is my sexy monseigneur.

532
00:18:26,887 --> 00:18:28,324
And I'm a...

533
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,196
I'm just going to shut up.

534
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,720
Both of you need to shut up,
okay?

535
00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:34,068
You're having sex,
not inventing it.

536
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,592
It can't be that good.It's good.

537
00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,420
Stop saying,
"Squeeze my biscuits."

538
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:38,290
I'm serious, Nick.

539
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,030
Sorry.
And, Schmidt,

540
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,336
stop taking it out
on everybody else, man.

541
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,990
Deal with your breakups.

542
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,036
Ain't no way in hell
I got a cat brothel

543
00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:49,388
going on in my room and I'm the
only normal person in this loft.

544
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,526
You did a bad thing.

545
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,789
Deal with it.

546
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,328
[indistinct voices]

547
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,895
[door opens]

548
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,421
What's that?

549
00:19:21,463 --> 00:19:24,815
Oh, it's just what I needed.

550
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:29,558
This gum is crap.

551
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,820
[man chuckles]

552
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,083
[elevator bell dings]

553
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:34,215
[Cece speaks indistinctly]

554
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:36,000
[Cece laughs softly]

555
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,219
NICK:
You ready?

556
00:19:37,262 --> 00:19:38,480
What is it?

557
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,266
Just keep your eyes closed.[laughs]

558
00:19:40,308 --> 00:19:42,746
All right,
stand right there, okay?Okay.

559
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:46,315
Turn around.

560
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,664
[laughing]

561
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,405
I love it.
Yeah.

562
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,931
I don't... I don't
know what it is.

563
00:19:53,974 --> 00:19:56,455
All right, then yell something.[yells]

564
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,631
I soundproofed it.

565
00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:59,109
What's wrong?
I just heard yelling.

566
00:19:59,153 --> 00:20:00,460
Get out of here, man.

567
00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:05,247
He must... he must've literally
been right by the door.

568
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,250
It is soundproofed-- that's what
the egg crates are for, so...

569
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,470
Nick, I just want to
say something. Um...

570
00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:14,996
This last month... has been
the best month of my life.

571
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,347
Me, too.

572
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:22,089
I've never, you know,
felt this way

573
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,396
or had this with anybody.

574
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,182
It's like there's been
this fog around my life,

575
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,358
and with you,
all of a sudden it's gone.

576
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,317
I love that you can
express your feelings now.

577
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,275
Yeah, it's a weird feeling.

578
00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:35,277
It's kind of like gross
but also good.

579
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,497
You know?
It's like an egg broke.

580
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:39,715
And then, like,
all the yolk comes out

581
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,413
but it's good.

582
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,677
I'm happy to admit
I like love songs.

583
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,332
I understand them.

584
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,159
They're really sad.

585
00:20:48,202 --> 00:20:51,118
They're mostly about either
the girl or the guy got away.

586
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:53,338
They're heartbreaking numbers.

587
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,427
The air--
do you feel it?

588
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,299
I guess this is the air
you breathe, but it's nice.

589
00:20:58,344 --> 00:20:59,997
I feel like I'm on
this whole new planet.

590
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,521
[clears throat]
How about your two...

591
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,698
favorite planets?

592
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,352
Oh, yeah, those are great.

593
00:21:06,394 --> 00:21:08,309
But I also feel like
being with you,

594
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,747
I've finally,
for the first time,

595
00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:13,315
and I know this sounds crazy,
but I can see the stars.

596
00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,185
You know, the other great thing
about talking about our feelings

597
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:18,145
is we don't need to do it
all the time.

598
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,407
Thank you for expressing that.

599
00:21:19,451 --> 00:21:21,323
I feel like I can see youUh-huh.

600
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,586
in 3-D vision.

601
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,196
Everyone see in 3-D.
Hmm.

602
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,329
So, would you like to take
my bra off, or should I?

603
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,114
See, I feel excited
to take your bra off.

604
00:21:30,157 --> 00:21:32,202
So, do it.I love your breasts.

605
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,380
Just mixing it up
with those two things.

606
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:35,945
I'm not even
nervous to do it.
So do it.

607
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:36,990
I feel excited to...
Okay, right now.
Let's do this.

