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Previously on New Girl:
We're at a wedding together.

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Guys, guys, shut and listen
to me-- it's Cece.

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She doesn't want to get married.

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I'm sorry, everyone,

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but I can't do this.

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What I want is to be
with someone else.

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Are you in love with her
or are you in love with me?

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You have to decide.

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We tried.
We had one night.

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Okay, what happened
with Jess?
We called it.

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Yeah, when
things get messy

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you just run away.

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I know you think
we should call it.

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(sniffles) But I don't want
to give up on this.

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*

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(both laughing)

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You know what?
I gotta say, Jess,

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I really like you.

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I really, really
like you.
I really like you.

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I do!
I can't believe
this is happening.

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I know! I can't
believe it either.

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It's crazy, but
it's happening.
It's crazy.

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I like you so much.

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Yeah, I like
you so much.
Like...

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Yeah.
I'm just...

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What?
I'm in.

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I'm in.
You know?

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I'm...

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I'm just all in.
I'm all in.

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I'm, like,
weirdly all in.

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Hey, Nick...
What?

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Pull over.

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*

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(Jess giggling)

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NICK:
Well, that was fun.

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(laughing)

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We finally
broke in the Volvo.

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(giggling)
Oh, my.

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What's next?
What do we do now?

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I'm really
fighting the urge

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to buy you
a lobster dinner.

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Do we just go home?

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(both chuckle weakly)

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You know, I mean,
just how is it
actually gonna work?

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Yeah.
We've only been dating
for 30 minutes

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and we're already
living together.

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What if you get tired of me,
and you have nowhere to go

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because we're roommates, and so
you have to sleep in your car

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'cause you just
want to go...
Hey. Stop.
That's not gonna happen.

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I've wanted this
for so long.

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I don't want
anything to go wrong.

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(phone chirps)

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Oh, it's Schmidt.
He's freaking out about Cece.

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He doesn't need to reach
you all the time.
I know,
but I feel...

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Yeah.
You know what? You're right.
I'm gonna ignore it for now.

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It's all about
us right now.
It's...
yeah, yeah.

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(phone chimes)
Hmm.

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It's Schmidt.

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He wants to know
where you are.

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He texted you to ask
where I am?
Yeah, I...

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(phone chimes)
That's... ugh.

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He just texted
I'm a bad friend.

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You know what
that is?

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Either male genitalia,

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or a really big
thumbs down.

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Why would he send me
male genitalia?
Why can't he
talk to Winston?

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Well, without me,
they get so weird and
they fight all the time.

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This is what I'm talk...
(phone chimes)

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How many times a day
does Schmidt text you?

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I don't know,
I'll just say 40.

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How...
(phone chimes)

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See, this is what
I'm talking about.

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I feel like
we need time alone...
(phone chimes)

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so we can figure out
what this is.

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(phone chimes)
Yes.

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(both phones chiming)
This is what I want.

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I want to
be with you
Yeah?

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alone, without
anybody else.

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Just you
and...
Ugh.

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Where have you been?

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I'm having a major
life crisis,

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and you guys are, what?
Just driving around,

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French-kissing each other
like a couple Dutch hookers?

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What is that, Nick?
Is that a hickey?

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Disgusting!
Hey, you guys.

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Um, I've been doing
a lot of thinking.

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Now, I know everyone's
going through a lot,

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but I think it is time
for me to start a puzzle.

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A puzzle?
No, it isn't.

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What is going on with you two?
Are you, like, a couple now?

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Have you thought
any of this through?

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Nick, please
help me, okay?

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Stop being so selfish
and just help me.

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Okay, you know what?
Give me one minute,

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I'll be right inside.
We'll be
right in.

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Yeah, we just got
to figure something out.
Yeah.

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All right!
Thanks, man.
It's a real puzzle.

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The gang's back.
Yeah, yeah...
We'll be
right in.

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Yeah, good-bye, guys.
We love you guys.

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Run!
Run!

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* Who's that girl?

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* Who's that girl? *
* It's Jess.

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(whistles)

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SCHMIDT:
Well, Winston,

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after 25 unanswered
text messages

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to Nick and Jess
this morning,

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I finally received
a response.

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A smiley face.

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This leaves us
with one choice:

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to become best friends.

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Huh? Yeah, fine.

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For r...? Okay, great.

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Now, as my best friend,
I expect you to

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be willing to sacrifice
everything for me

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at a moment's notice,
including, of course,

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unfortunately for you,
your dignity.

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Yeah, fine.
Winston, what can I do for you?

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Don't talk to me that much,
never lie to me,

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and never, ever touch my puzzle.

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Winston, do we... (chuckles)
do we think now

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is really the right time
to be starting a puzzle?

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(laughs)
I'm great at puzzles.

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You're a born
puzzler, Winston,

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sure, um, but...

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don't you agree
that sometimes,

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when you start puzzles,
you get a little bit weird?

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And, I don't know,
intense?

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(humming)

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Spend a lot of time humming.

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Also spend a lot of time naked.

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* I'm gonna do you, puzzle!

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Right on the table.

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As nasty as
you want to be.

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Hey, Schmidt, what do you think
it's gonna look like?

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What do I think
it's going to look like...?

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Yeah,
the puzzle.
Winston, it's on the box.

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The... the picture's
on the box.

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It's a Japanese garden!

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Schmidt, calm down.
What is your problem?

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Two women are
in love with me.

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The problem is, is I'm
in love with both of them.

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Okay, looks like you're
gonna have to choose.

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Cece and I,
we have this connection.

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You know, it's physical...
it's unhealthy.

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Look, I don't want to get
too graphic with you,

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but I'm not just
the plug with her.

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I'm also a socket.

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God... okay, fine.

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Schmidt, choose Cece.
Yeah, but...

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I was dating Elizabeth
first, so....
Mm-hmm.

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Wait a minute-- Winston--
I was dating Elizabeth first.

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Look, Schmidt, you want
to know what I think?
No, I don't. Done.

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Decided. Ha!

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Cece, out.

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I was dating
Elizabeth first.

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My man!
Way to talk that out.

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Yeah.
Talk it out.

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Best friends.
Best friends.

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SCHMIDT:
This is gonna work out, man.

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Yeah, it's gonna
work out, man.

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* Puzzling

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* Winston is about
to do some puzzling *

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* About to get into
some puzzle troubling. *

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So, in conclusion,

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it's a... you know,

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it's a very difficult decision

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that I've had to...
that, you know,

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that you guys
have put me in, here,

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but I just...
I'm gonna be candid.

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I've been up for 24 hours.

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I have to return
all of these gifts.

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So just say it.

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You don't want to be with me.

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Wh... huh?

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Look... look at that.

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I just looked down
and I thought,

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"This girl must
be wearing sneakers

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"with shoelaces, and th-those
shoelaces must be tied together,

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because this girl
is straight trippin', yo."

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What?
Of course I want
to be with you.

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(chuckles)

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But I feel so terrible
for Elizabeth.

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How did she take it?

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Sh... She took it.

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Mm-hmm.

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In the marketplace
of ideas, where...

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culture is king,

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and data moves
faster than people,

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where scalable opportunities
come from turnkey solutions...

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What are you trying
to say, Schmidt?

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Is it over?

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No... no.

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As if.

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Of course I picked you;
it wasn't even close.

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Come here,
you crazy white girl.

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There it is.

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Poor Cece.

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Uh, yeah, okay.

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(lively Mexican music
playing on radio)

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Oh...

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I fell asleep.

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(chuckles)

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How long have
you been driving?

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Those cops look like
they're about 15

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and they have huge guns.

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Jess, are we in Mexico?

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All in!

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We're in Mexico!
(laughs)

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Oh, my God, pull over!
That piñata's shaped
like a monkey!

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You know what?
It's gonna be weird

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going back
to having sex

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without a bunch of
feral dogs watching.

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(laughs)

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Why am I not hungry?

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I should be hungry.

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Remember when
we lived in that loft,

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and, like, we had
all those problems?

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(laughing):
Yeah.

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(phone ringing)

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All in!

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Voice mail?

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Again?

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Where have you been?
It's been four days, man.

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Have you really been doing it
with Jess this whole time?

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That's disgusting.

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Nick, I did something
really wrong,

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and, uh...

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I just...
I need to talk to you.

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I need to talk to my friend.

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Come home.

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Yeah, I should try him again.

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Dial best friend-- one.

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Let's stay here.
We're totally
out of money.

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We got this
great setup.
No, this is not
gonna last long.

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It's not gonna last long.
It isn't.

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This is a badly
built shelter.

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We'll go right there.

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How hard could
that place be
to sneak into?

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You all in?

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JESS:
Nick, this has

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been fun, but...

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Okay, look:
everything that's bad

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is waiting for us
back in the loft.

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But here?

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I'm Paradise Nick.

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And Paradise Nick
is mega-chill.

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Paradise Jess.
And you're
Paradise Jess, right?

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We can make
food and just...

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All in.
All in.

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(whispering):
It don't work like that.

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If you... uh...

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(scoffs)

253
00:08:33,614 --> 00:08:35,582
Hey, man,
how'd she take it?

254
00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,216
Devastated.
I'm sure glad that's settled.

255
00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,451
Hey, man, I'm gonna go shower.

256
00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,753
I'm proud of you.

257
00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,788
I know it must have been tough.

258
00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,224
Hey, Schmidt, who do you call
if puzzle pieces are broken?

259
00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:45,592
Oh. Hey, Winston.

260
00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:46,759
Is, uh, is Schmidt home?

261
00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,128
Cece.

262
00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,429
Oh, my goodness. Hi.

263
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,465
Do you need a hug?

264
00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,201
All right.

265
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,869
(laughs, grunts)

266
00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:58,806
(Winston humming a jazzy tune)

267
00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,009
Is Schmidt even here, Winston?

268
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,145
Yeah. Yeah,
he's in the shower.

269
00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,148
Um... Cece,
I just want to say,

270
00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,018
on my end, that I am
so, so sorry.

271
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,351
CECE:
Sorry about what?

272
00:09:12,384 --> 00:09:14,020
You know, uh...
Elizabeth.

273
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,688
Well, what about Elizabeth?

274
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,125
He made love to her.

275
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,028
Winston made love to Elizabeth.

276
00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:25,765
After I chose you,

277
00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,967
Winston was all too quick,

278
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,636
in Elizabeth's vulnerable state,

279
00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:32,004
to rush in there
and just get his jollies off.

280
00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,039
His sweaty,

281
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,643
disgusting jollies.

282
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:36,710
Seriously?

283
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,144
I mean, she must
have just been

284
00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:39,312
so upset and hurt...
I mean, I didn't even know

285
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:40,813
you were interested
in her.

286
00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,315
SCHMIDT: Tell her what
you did, Winston,

287
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,683
and give her the short version,

288
00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,653
which you did not give
to Elizabeth.

289
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,687
Wha...?

290
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,655
What I did... um...

291
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:51,859
Okay, well,
I drove over there...

292
00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,794
...to seduce her.

293
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,331
And I seduced her...

294
00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,466
two and a half times.

295
00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:05,272
Puzzle me this, then, Winston:

296
00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,673
how do you live with yourself?

297
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,442
I have a bit of
a hard time believing

298
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,543
that Winston
would do this.

299
00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,212
SCHMIDT:
Well, then, you obviously
don't know Winston,

300
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,380
'cause he's a

301
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,249
sick, disgusting
human being.

302
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,650
Just this morning
he asked me

303
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,251
for a pair of your underpants.

304
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,321
Winston?
Hmm?

305
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,256
Is that true?

306
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,161
Yes.

307
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:33,633
I needed your
underwear to...

308
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,669
sew into my underwear.

309
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,838
Oh... my...

310
00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,173
...God.

311
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,607
That is disgusting!
You are a pervert!

312
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,442
SCHMIDT:
Oh, I'm so sorry, Cece.

313
00:10:43,475 --> 00:10:45,245
Just wait in the car.
You don't have

314
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,748
to deal with this disgusting
trash person, garbage child!

315
00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,381
CECE: Freak!
(door slams)

316
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:53,953
You're upset.

317
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:54,988
As you should be.

318
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,222
Oh, but that was great, man.

319
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,691
How long as this
been going on, man?

320
00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:58,892
Four days.

321
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,159
Four days,
and you didn't tell me?

322
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,193
Come on, Schmidt!

323
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,528
I said, "Don't lie to me."

324
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,163
I'm sorry. All right?

325
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,133
I love both of these women
and I couldn't decide.

326
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,533
I needed to buy some more time.

327
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,235
Cece thinks I'm wearing
her panties right now!

328
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,738
Well, that's on you, man!
You freaked out super hard!

329
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:13,472
You-you kidding me?
That's so weird.

330
00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:15,743
Sewing people's panties
into underpants.

331
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,909
Look, we're not
best friends, Schmidt.

332
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,044
As a matter of fact,

333
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,746
we're not friends at all...

334
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:20,913
until you fix this.

335
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:23,783
Okay, all right, look.

336
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,052
Winston, I'm sorry, man.

337
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,586
W-Winston, you've been

338
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,054
working on this puzzle
for quite some time now.

339
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,556
You realize a lot
of those puzzle pieces

340
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:30,890
are upside down, right?

341
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:32,192
It's just they're
cardboard color.

342
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,760
Is that an almond that you have

343
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,394
inserted into one of the pieces?

344
00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:37,129
Are you just eating them,
or are you using them as pieces?

345
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,365
You know that's an almond,
right?

346
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,767
(screaming)

347
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,433
Schmidt, come here!

348
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,375
Free cocktails.

349
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,643
No way!
Yeah, fitting right in.

350
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,413
Oh, my God.
What?

351
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,815
Security guard. Freeze.

352
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,316
NICK: Okay, don't freeze.
That looks weird.

353
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,649
Did he notice you?
Of course he noticed you.

354
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,485
You're the prettiest girl
on the damn beach.
Aw...

355
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,822
So sweet.
Shut up. We need one of these
bracelets right away, Jess.

356
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,655
Bracelet.
Yeah.

357
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,524
Oh, hey! Hey...

358
00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,927
Hey, pal.
That's a really cool bracelet.

359
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,629
Do you think
I could try it on?

360
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,331
No.
Listen, okay?

361
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,167
Will you lean in here
for a second and listen to me?

362
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,434
One day, you're gonna meet

363
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:16,937
a girl,
you're gonna really like her,

364
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,304
and you're gonna want
to give her everything,

365
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:19,972
but you won't be able
to afford it

366
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,374
because your life's kind of
in shambles

367
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,842
and you don't have money.

368
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,946
Look at you, kid,
you got a great-looking face.

369
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,514
I don't know, you might
have a tough go of it.

370
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,249
What do I know?
Just promise me this:

371
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,518
Promise me you're gonna try
to enjoy your life as much

372
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,684
as you can, 'cause one day

373
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,187
you're gonna be dead,
and, you know.

374
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,721
Can I have your bracelet,
for real?

375
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,024
No.

376
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,725
If you don't
give me the bracelet,

377
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,559
I'm gonna strangle you to death.

378
00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:44,264
Thanks, buddy.
Not cool.

379
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,499
But it worked, okay?
We got the bracelet,
so now we're back in action.

380
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,067
Hola.
JESS:
Hola.

381
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,168
Can I see your bracelets,
por favor?

382
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,503
Yes.

383
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,239
Looks pretty
on her, right?

384
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,941
Señor?

385
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,209
Run!
JESS:
No!

386
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,443
(guard speaks Spanish)

387
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,745
I don't speak Spanish,
you snake!

388
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,081
What are you gonna do?
I'm in the ocean now!

389
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,384
I'm in international
waters!

390
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,120
I've got a shell.

391
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,455
Let's just go.
Let's just get out of here.

392
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,990
Point Break style?
No, no, no!

393
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,490
I will Point Break style
this moment!

394
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,259
Nick, let's go!

395
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,861
Nick, stop!

396
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,163
Aah! Ow!

397
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,466
(Nick sobbing)

398
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,767
Ow! Ow, that hurt!

399
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,769
Wait! Where are you taking him?!

400
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,038
Jail.
JESS: Aah!

401
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:33,312
(Winston singing quietly)

402
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,647
Truce, okay?

403
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:41,120
Winston, please, come on...
Talk to me. I...

404
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,023
I need a friend right now.

405
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,892
I love both
of these women,

406
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:48,495
and I can't lose them,
and I can't... hurt them.

407
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,562
And we made a pact!

408
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,131
No. You lied to me.

409
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,700
You're a liar.

410
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,467
Okay, well, then would you like
some truth, Winston?

411
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:56,903
Here's some truth for you, okay?

412
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,138
You're terrible at puzzles.

413
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,039
Worst I've ever seen by a mile.

414
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,640
What, do you have fly vision?

415
00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:02,642
Look at this puzzle.

416
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:04,144
It's ages six and up.

417
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,511
You are up, Winston.

418
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,578
You are way up!

419
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,647
You want to say that to my face?

420
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,115
This is a corner piece, Winston!

421
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,384
How do you not see that?
What are you, blind?!

422
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,552
I'm so sorry-- actually,
a blind man could feel

423
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,123
the smooth edges
of a corner piece!

424
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,291
You are making me so mad.

425
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,792
Ooh, you are making
me so mad.

426
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,193
Oh, yeah?

427
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,629
You're making me,
you're making me mad.

428
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,264
How am I making you...?
Am I making you...?

429
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,764
Yes, you're making me mad.
What you want to do?

430
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,299
What are you doing?
Huh? What are you doing?

431
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,601
Which way are you going?
What is happening?
Huh?

432
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,403
Ow!
What did you do?

433
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,606
Don't mess with me, man.
I'm legit. I'm legit, dude.

434
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,408
I'm getting very dizzy.
You coming at me, son?

435
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,046
I need all the cash you have
and Nick's passport!

436
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,312
What'd you say? What?

437
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,316
Nick's in trouble?

438
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,485
SCHMIDT: What are we doing?
Nick is in jail?

439
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,486
WINSTON: Nick went to jail
before me?

440
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,520
(Winston laughing)

441
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,322
(overlapping arguing)

442
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:51,357
(bell dinging)

443
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:52,524
Hey, stop it! Stop it!

444
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,592
This is not the time
for fighting.

445
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,261
Nick is in a Mexican jail.

446
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,163
We don't know this country.
We don't know their laws.

447
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,697
We don't know how
to get him out.

448
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,667
I just hope he found somebody

449
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,601
who can protect him
and take care of him.

450
00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:04,303
What, you hope
he's somebody's bitch?

451
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:05,437
No, like a mentor.

452
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,806
He'd never be
picked as a bitch.

453
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,375
Nick is very attractive.
He can be a bitch.

454
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,808
A sissy, perhaps,
but a bitch? No way.

455
00:15:09,841 --> 00:15:11,477
He can be a bitch.
He cannot be a bitch.

456
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,778
My God, what's a sissy?
Are you insane?

457
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,413
A chubby gringo?
Stop it!

458
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,417
Nick is my bitch.

459
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,684
(bell dings)

460
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,187
Hola, señors, señora.
Hola.

461
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,754
Hi. Um, we have
some questions.

462
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,256
Jess, I got this. I know how
to handle these people.

463
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,159
Is this for me?

464
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,595
That's for you to send your kids
to college,

465
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,429
or for you to send some fun
up your nose.

466
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:31,764
SCHMIDT:
Your choice, bro.

467
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,066
Don't worry. We're looking

468
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,866
for our friend Nick Miller...

469
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,105
if he's still alive, and his
head... if it's separate.

470
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,107
You know who you should
talk to? Manny.

471
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,408
Manny.
Manny.

472
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,412
(quietly):
Talk to Julio.

473
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,114
Julio.
Julio.

474
00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:49,782
Talk to Brad.

475
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,451
I don't really feel
right about this.

476
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,385
Oh, Jess, you're so naive.
It's a game.

477
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,886
We're working our way
up the ladder.

478
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,124
Brad is clearly
the kingpin.

479
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,592
Thanks so much.

480
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:02,828
(Jess sighs)

481
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:05,131
Okay, that didn't work.
Next idea.

482
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,034
Well...
There are no
next ideas, Schmidt!

483
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,501
We're out of money!

484
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,038
I need to just find
somebody.

485
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,639
F-F... Oh, just find somebody?
Yes.

486
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,240
Right, Jess,
'cause the streets down here

487
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,143
they run red with hospitality.
Hey! Hey!

488
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,346
Hi. Sorry.
I met you yesterday.

489
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,181
You arrested a man
named Nick Miller.

490
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:22,448
You got money?

491
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,682
Money. No, we don't have
any money.

492
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,384
But wait, wait, wait!

493
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,519
What about his shoes?
Any interest in his shoes?
Hell, no.

494
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,488
There's no way
you're getting

495
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,855
these damn shoes, okay?

496
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,291
These are my
favorite brown shoes.

497
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:32,892
And besides, this is
all your fault, Schmidt.

498
00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:35,394
Nick's body's being traded
like cigarettes right now!

499
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:36,696
Winston, those shoes are not
brown-- they're green.

500
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,831
What the hell
you talking about, man?

501
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,200
Those shoes
are green.
You guys are
idiots, all right?

502
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,634
They're as brown
as money.

503
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,070
What color is
Kermit the Frog?
Brown.

504
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,504
It's a brown frog.

505
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,639
Winston? Winston,
you're color-blind, dude.

506
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,408
What? I am not color...
I am not color-blind.

507
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,808
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.

508
00:16:49,841 --> 00:16:51,977
Sir, I'm so sorry.
We have no money.

509
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,846
We don't even have money
for gas.

510
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,347
Oh, you got a car.

511
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,484
Want to trade?

512
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,388
Hey.

513
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:05,125
Oh, my God, I thought he
was taking you to jail.

514
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,858
No, it's resort jail,
and it's not so bad.

515
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,194
They let me watch Ugly Betty.

516
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,862
Here, I brought you
your passport.

517
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,463
Winston, enough!
Enough for me!

518
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,099
Oh, Nicholas, thank
goodness you're alive.
Nick!

519
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,267
You brought them?
(rapid, overlapping chatter)

520
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,202
I needed their help.

521
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,369
Winston does not
get me at all.
What?

522
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,605
And, plus, he's color-blind,

523
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,606
which basically
makes him crippled.

524
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,108
You're color-blind?
Please, tell me:
these shoes are brown, right?

525
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,742
Those shoes
are green.
They're
definitely green.

526
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,377
Okay, you both
are crazy.

527
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,813
Did you text them
and tell them to say that?
Winston!

528
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,115
What?
If you think
those shoes are brown,

529
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,317
what color do you
think you are?

530
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:33,786
Jess, I can't do this.

531
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,154
What?
Do you really
want to wake up

532
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,355
to this every morning?

533
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,457
It doesn't matter,

534
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,458
as long as I wake up
next to you.

535
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:39,491
I got an idea.
What?

536
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,292
Let's move to Mexico.

537
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:41,961
What?
Yeah!

538
00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:44,029
Hell no! No, no, no.
No, Nicolas,
I need you.

539
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,498
And then if you leave,
then I'm with Winston,
and I can't handle that.

540
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,598
You move your ass
back to this loft, okay?

541
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,201
You and me,
we work here.

542
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,169
If we go back to the loft,
we're not gonna make it.

543
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,702
Yes, we are.
We are gonna make it.

544
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,038
You won't.
Yeah, I agree,
you won't make it.

545
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,173
He's 100% right.
You will not.

546
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,040
I'm not ready
to lose you.

547
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,144
I just got you, Jess.

548
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,945
And I'm not
letting you go.

549
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,980
So...

550
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,682
I'm all in.

551
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,886
I'm shredding this passport.
I'm not leaving Mexico.

552
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,190
Oh, no, you are
not, sir!
No, no, no, wait, wait!

553
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,557
No, no, no!
I will put myself
in that shredder

554
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,924
before you put
your passport in there!

555
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,693
WINSTON: Yeah, well,
yeah, yeah, switch!

556
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:15,928
Passport, yeah,
put yourself in there.
Stop! Stop, Nick!

557
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:17,696
I will shred my ear!
I'll do it!

558
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,665
Your ear could
go in!
I will shred myself!

559
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,167
Your ear could
go in.
I will shred
myself in the shredder.

560
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,201
Get serious!
(Jess yells)

561
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,435
Stop.

562
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,636
Listen to me.

563
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,640
We're a family.

564
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,343
You can't choose who you love.

565
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,611
Sometimes they choose you.

566
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,212
And sometimes, it's just because

567
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,316
you got a really great deal
on Craigslist.

568
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,751
(laughing): I got a really
great deal on Craigslist.

569
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,188
I got all of you.

570
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:47,193
There is no "us"
without Schmidt and Winston.

571
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,430
It's gonna be
really, really hard.

572
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,064
But so what, Nick?

573
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,965
So what?

574
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,435
I believe in us.

575
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,538
I'm all in.

576
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,441
I really want to go home.

577
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,776
(giggles)

578
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,112
Come on, man,
let's just go home.

579
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,980
(sighs)

580
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,217
You know what?
I love you guys.

581
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,018
WINSTON:
Okay.
Let's go home.

582
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,220
(laughing):
Great.

583
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,221
(both laughing)

584
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,221
(whirring)

585
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,222
Oh, my God!

586
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,624
No!

587
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,857
(all shouting at once)

588
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,660
No!
Get it out!
Get it out!

589
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:21,693
(shouting)

590
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,630
(screams)
Unplug it, Nick!

591
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,565
The shredder shredded it, bro.

592
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:28,567
WINSTON:
No, no, no, no,
guys, we're fine.

593
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,471
I can work with this.

594
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,838
(chuckles)

595
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,510
SCHMIDT: Okay, everybody,
just be cool; act normal.

596
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,646
U.S. citizens?

597
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,082
Passports, please.

598
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,317
What is this?

599
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,258
Sir, my name
is Winston Bishop.

600
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:55,126
I'm a color-blind
American citizen,

601
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,729
and I can't do puzzles.

602
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,964
Now let us go home.

603
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,501
It says
"Unatered Stites of Amurica."

604
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:05,070
(Nick sighs)

605
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,306
(sighs)

606
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,275
(laughs)

607
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,541
You ready?

608
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,443
(laughing)

609
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,979
(grunting)

610
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,247
(laughs)

611
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,647
Hey, I got you
something, actually.

612
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,317
Oh.
I mean, I stole it
from a kid, but...

613
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,323
(sighs)

614
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,156
We can do this.

615
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,393
Yeah, we can do this.
Yeah.

616
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:28,928
All right.

617
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,762
Yeah.
Here we go, huh?

618
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,030
It's locked.

619
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,665
I think somebody
accidentally locked this.

620
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,367
Where's your key?
I don't
carry a key.

621
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,969
You don't
carry a key?
No, I don't
carry a...

622
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,704
Ever?
Why would I
carry a key?

623
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,839
You never
carry a key?
There's always
somebody home!

624
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:41,973
How are you supposed
to get the door?
And I know
how to jimmy the...

625
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,143
Mmm, my God...

626
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,712
JESS:
I like you so much.

627
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,980
I like you, too.
And I'll start carrying a key.

628
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,481
Okay, I'll carry
a key for you.

629
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,919
For the love of God, Winston,
please just go unlock the door.

630
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,020
This is so weird.
NICK:
Yeah...

631
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,423
(sighs)

632
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,526
Sayonara, masturbation,
for the rest of my life.

633
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,394
Hey, Cece, it's Schmidt.

634
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,662
Hi.

635
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,195
You want me
to come over tonight?

636
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,731
I think I can make that work.

637
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,067
Uh, can you give me,
like, five minutes?

638
00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:10,769
Great. Um... ooh, actually,
can you hold on one second?

639
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,673
(laughs) Hi, Elizabeth,
my darling.

640
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,907
How are you?

641
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,044
Uh, tonight?
You want to... tonight.

642
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,346
Um, can you just
give me one second

643
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,579
so I can check my calendar?

644
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,948
That'd be great.

645
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,086
I just checked it, and, uh...

646
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,423
it looks like there's
a slight problem. Um...

647
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,624
(clears throat)

648
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,559
* Puzzling

649
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,794
* I am puzzling...

650
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,061
Looks good to me.

651
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,930
* This is my masterpiece.

652
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,699
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