1 00:00:04,655 --> 00:00:07,310 Ah... Three more, Cocktail Johnny. 2 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:09,400 Schmidt, that is melon-flavored liquor. 3 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:13,230 It's 4 proof, okay? That is safe to drink while you're pregnant. 4 00:00:13,273 --> 00:00:14,404 Melon balls.WINSTON: Schmidt, no matter 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,277 how much you get drunk, 6 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,278 Cece's still gonna be engaged.SCHMIDT: Cece? 7 00:00:18,321 --> 00:00:20,716 Now, I know you're down about it.I'm not down about Cece. 8 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:24,240 This is, this is a mess.Winston, there are plenty of things to be down about: 9 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,112 the air pollution in China, the deficit, 10 00:00:26,155 --> 00:00:28,202 The Hobbitwasn't very good. If I want to see 11 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,204 dwarves in a real-time dinner scene, I would've gone 12 00:00:30,246 --> 00:00:32,640 to Koreatown. Booyah! Ball me. 13 00:00:32,683 --> 00:00:34,076 Ball you?Ball me! 14 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,165 What are you... [groans] 15 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,689 How do you get these toppy things off, Nick? 16 00:00:37,732 --> 00:00:39,256 Oh, Schmidt...You look like a lab rat. 17 00:00:39,299 --> 00:00:40,430 NICK: Okay, you know what? 18 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:41,954 I'm adding that to your bill. 19 00:00:41,997 --> 00:00:43,130 [chuckles] 20 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,088 What the hell is this? 21 00:00:45,131 --> 00:00:47,264 What?! You're giving us a check? 22 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:49,439 No more free drinks.I didn't even know you had these here. 23 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:52,094 Take all of my money, now get out of my room.NICK: You guys, come on. 24 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,792 Show a little respect. This is my job. 25 00:00:53,835 --> 00:00:55,142 Nick, I saw you pee in the register. Yeah, once. 26 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,143 You think I was sober for that?You once put 27 00:00:57,186 --> 00:00:59,320 a sign out that said "Take a Drink, Leave a Drink." 28 00:00:59,362 --> 00:01:03,149 Okay, it's the only job I have, and I'm trying to be... good. 29 00:01:03,192 --> 00:01:06,283 Okay? It's about time I got a little responsibility. 30 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:08,329 [grunts] Responsibility?I thought of 31 00:01:08,371 --> 00:01:10,548 a new promotion-- it's like Ladies' Night 32 00:01:10,591 --> 00:01:12,768 but it's the opposite: It's Guys' Night. 33 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:15,292 The new manager loved the idea, and if it goes well-- 34 00:01:15,335 --> 00:01:16,554 [voice fading]: maybe there's a promotion; 35 00:01:16,597 --> 00:01:18,164 I can start moving up in the world. 36 00:01:18,207 --> 00:01:21,906 ♪ 37 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,299 What? 38 00:01:23,343 --> 00:01:25,215 I want him. 39 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:27,739 I want him... bad. 40 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:29,393 ♪ Who's that girl? 41 00:01:29,436 --> 00:01:31,612 ♪ Who's that girl?♪♪ It's Jess. 42 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:36,051 [whistles] 43 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,748 JESS: What is this? 44 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,751 I think Nick being ambitious and driven 45 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,579 about the bar is making me... 46 00:01:41,622 --> 00:01:44,365 want him more. Is that, like, a thing? 47 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:48,281 No. No woman's ever been attracted to power and success. 48 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,587 It's just like... 49 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:52,024 I thought it was one kiss and then it was over. 50 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,156 [groans] Hey, sorry, I'm just putting a load on. 51 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,376 Got a shift at the bar. 52 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:57,159 You know that there's a separate compartment 53 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,073 to put the soap in? 54 00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,335 [chuckles] 55 00:01:59,379 --> 00:02:01,120 [chuckles] 56 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:04,385 I didn't know that. 57 00:02:04,427 --> 00:02:05,560 Little soap house. 58 00:02:05,602 --> 00:02:07,953 Anyway, I'm getting this mess cleaned up. 59 00:02:07,996 --> 00:02:10,259 I gotta say, it feels really good. 60 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:12,218 Do any of you guys know where the iron is? 61 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:15,264 Get out!What? I want to iron my button-down. 62 00:02:15,308 --> 00:02:18,442 Get out, Nick! Get out.What is happening right now? Why are you being so mean to me? 63 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:19,443 Get out! 64 00:02:19,486 --> 00:02:22,228 What is going on with you? 65 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:28,103 There's a new manager; that's why I'm making you guys pay. 66 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:30,324 And you actually care about what he thinks? 67 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:31,889 Hey, Shane.Hey. 68 00:02:31,933 --> 00:02:33,370 Hey, guys. This is Shane. This is my new manager. 69 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:35,590 Oh, got it.I'm really excited to have her here. 70 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:38,375 We're really getting this place in order. We're, uh... 71 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:39,854 [chuckles] 72 00:02:39,897 --> 00:02:41,247 Makes a lot more sense now. 73 00:02:41,290 --> 00:02:44,381 God, I can't stop thinking about the other night. 74 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:47,384 Hope you gave that bar an extra wipe-down. 75 00:02:47,427 --> 00:02:48,603 NICK: Yeah.SHANE: You're just like the opposite 76 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,908 of everyone I went to business school with. 77 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,563 I mean, look at you. You're just... You're so real.Yeah. 78 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:54,913 Oh, yeah.He's incredibly real. 79 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:56,393 As real as they get.Yeah, the realest. 80 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,352 Shut up, both of you.You're a mess. 81 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,876 Yeah.I got dirt on my face after we made out. 82 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,139 God, I loved it. Get back to work. 83 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:05,271 You got it. Get back to work! 84 00:03:05,314 --> 00:03:07,360 I'm joking. No, but seriously,Yeah. Joke. Seriously, 85 00:03:07,403 --> 00:03:09,276 get back to work. Yeah.get back to work. Yeah. 86 00:03:09,318 --> 00:03:11,930 I know this isn't gonna end well, 87 00:03:11,973 --> 00:03:14,411 but the whole middle part's gonna be awesome. 88 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,283 Good for you. What? 89 00:03:16,325 --> 00:03:18,806 Schmidt, stop drinking that. 90 00:03:18,849 --> 00:03:21,288 I'm gonna take care of this. 91 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:23,420 WINSTON: If I feel down, I come here. 92 00:03:23,463 --> 00:03:26,379 I love this place, man. You know, the sound of bubbles, 93 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,382 soothing synth music. 94 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,165 If this place doesn't take your mind off of Cece, 95 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,167 then I don't know, man. 96 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,212 Look at that. 97 00:03:36,432 --> 00:03:37,390 So beautiful. 98 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,175 And exotic. 99 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:40,610 Perfect curves. 100 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,310 Giant almond eyes. 101 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:45,399 Caramel-colored stripes. 102 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,355 Sumptuous lips. 103 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,098 Are you talking about the fish? 104 00:03:50,141 --> 00:03:52,667 Excuse me. You, sir, that works here. 105 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,450 What is this fish-- the one that floats like an angel? 106 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,453 How much for this one? 107 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,456 Ah, that is the lovely but elusive California lionfish. 108 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,936 It's perfect. I must have it. 109 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:02,719 [chuckles] S-Sadly, sir, you can't. 110 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,853 What do you mean I can't?It's... illegal, sir. 111 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:07,463 This fish is protected by the great state of California. 112 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:08,551 Gimme it! 113 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:09,683 No...? 114 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:15,342 What are you doing?Why can't I have the things that I want? 115 00:04:15,384 --> 00:04:16,343 WINSTON: Sorry about that.SCHMIDT: Don't look at the fish, kids. 116 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:17,735 You can't have any of them! 117 00:04:17,778 --> 00:04:19,170 None of them are for sale! 118 00:04:19,214 --> 00:04:21,173 Love is a lie. It is. 119 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:23,480 WINSTON: Calm down!Love is a lie. Love is a lie. 120 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:25,307 WINSTON: We're leaving. We're leaving. 121 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,005 [sighs] 122 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,920 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 123 00:04:29,964 --> 00:04:33,228 Schmidt, no. Absolutely not. 124 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,404 No! I don't trust fish. 125 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,189 They breathe water-- that's crazy. 126 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,538 WINSTON: Yeah, he's got a whole thing going. 127 00:04:38,581 --> 00:04:39,627 Schmidt-- an aquarium?! 128 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,497 When did you become a Bond villain 129 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:42,978 that couldn't afford not to live with roommates? 130 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:44,370 This is where I will keep my lionfish. 131 00:04:44,413 --> 00:04:45,937 Your lionfish? A rare beauty. 132 00:04:45,980 --> 00:04:47,939 The result of generations 133 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,375 of interracial fish breeding. 134 00:04:49,418 --> 00:04:52,161 Just undulating in that water with that wry smile. 135 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,553 Perfect, round fish breasts. 136 00:04:53,596 --> 00:04:55,598 Pull it together.What is this hat? 137 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:56,992 They say it'll be impossible for me to have it. 138 00:04:57,034 --> 00:04:58,733 But I'll get it. She will be mine, and... 139 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,387 we will create a life together. 140 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:03,389 We're not talking about fish here, are we?No. 141 00:05:03,432 --> 00:05:05,129 Clearly talking about Cece. Yes. 142 00:05:05,173 --> 00:05:06,480 Yeah, 'cause he said "fish breasts." 143 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,394 He said "fish breasts."Yeah. 144 00:05:08,437 --> 00:05:10,221 I mean, fish don't have boobs. 145 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,355 Hmm? 146 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,704 Hey, Jess. That's my name. What's yours? 147 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:16,968 Just kidding. I know what it is. It's Nick. 148 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:20,624 You okay? Yeah. 149 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:23,497 You haven't stopped moving since we've been talking.Hmm? 150 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,019 It's a nice-looking dress. You look good in it. 151 00:05:25,062 --> 00:05:28,110 [laughing]: Oh, God. Okay. 152 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:35,290 NICK: Jess! Jess, wait! 153 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:38,990 Jess... Jess, would you please wait? 154 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:40,122 Hey, I was wondering, 155 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:41,557 can I get a ride to the hardware store? 156 00:05:41,601 --> 00:05:43,603 I want to throw a punching bag up 157 00:05:43,646 --> 00:05:45,432 at the bar for Guys' Night, 158 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:47,521 but my car's not working, so can I get a ride? 159 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:50,480 No. Mm-mm. No. Come on, can I please have a ride? 160 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:54,223 Wait, hold on. Don't move. Hold on. 161 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,007 [chuckles] You got an eyelash. Why do you 162 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,834 smell so good?It's 'cause I did laundry. 163 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,011 Ah.I smell like a baby in a damn meadow. 164 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:03,624 Look at this. My underwear. What? What? 165 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:06,495 They're blue now. I think it's 'cause I put colors in the whites. Uh-huh. 166 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,759 I'm still figuring it out, but I'm really excited about laundry. 167 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,761 Good job. Hey, how do you put your underwear back in? 168 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:14,199 Just...I feel like it's too big to get back in now. 169 00:06:14,242 --> 00:06:15,591 It's tricky to get it in. 170 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:16,418 [sighs] 171 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,595 Fine! Thank you. 172 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,204 Do you mind if we stop along the way? I'm thinking of getting 173 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,641 a salad 'cause I want to eat healthier. 174 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:23,252 Oh! God! Nick! 175 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,600 I'm thinking 176 00:06:24,644 --> 00:06:27,387 of taking a vitamin today.Oh, God! Shut up! 177 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:38,485 [grunting] 178 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:40,312 It's good. 179 00:06:40,355 --> 00:06:42,488 [drill whirrs] 180 00:06:42,531 --> 00:06:45,927 [grunting] 181 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,884 WOMAN: Yeah. 182 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:50,627 Yank that chain. 183 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:53,413 Yank it. 184 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,463 [exhales] 185 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,509 I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done. 186 00:07:03,552 --> 00:07:06,512 All right, Nick. Um, we have to go.We just got here. 187 00:07:06,555 --> 00:07:09,254 We have tons of stuff we need to get. Fine. 188 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:11,735 Let me see what we have left.A whole bunch of stuff. 189 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:15,346 Long-shafted... drive drill? 190 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,653 New nut wrench? 191 00:07:17,697 --> 00:07:18,829 Our old nut wrench is bad. 192 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,875 Quick-hardening... caulk. 193 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,658 You don't want to wait forever for that caulk to harden. 194 00:07:22,702 --> 00:07:24,617 Lube for... drill shaft. 195 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:27,576 And we-- also, can we get a box of gummy sharks?[groans] 196 00:07:29,665 --> 00:07:31,538 [sighs] 197 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:34,889 Just remember... you caught him pleasuring himself 198 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,543 to a mail-order steak catalogue. 199 00:07:37,586 --> 00:07:38,935 [sighs] 200 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,764 NICK: Hey, Jess, I need the cart! 201 00:07:40,807 --> 00:07:41,896 [groans] 202 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,115 Look what I found! 203 00:07:44,158 --> 00:07:46,769 Look at this big ol' pipe. 204 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,511 [shouts] [grunts] 205 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,952 Check it out, Schmidt-- I got you a clownfish. 206 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:59,608 I don't want some janky freshwater bitch fish, Winston. 207 00:07:59,653 --> 00:08:01,437 I want a lionfish. 208 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,612 Let's just cut through the crap, 209 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:03,744 okay, Schmidt? We both know 210 00:08:03,786 --> 00:08:05,615 what you really want is Cece. 211 00:08:05,658 --> 00:08:07,355 Cece the woman?Yeah. 212 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,226 You can't put a woman in a fish tank, Winston. 213 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,620 That doesn't make any sense. 214 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:12,230 Look, Winston, if there was 215 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,927 one thing that stood between you and happiness, 216 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,757 don't you think I would be there to help you get it? 217 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,889 No matter how stupid it was?You're right, Schmidt. 218 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,761 If I was doing something stupid, 219 00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:21,891 you definitely would be involved. 220 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,720 Yeah, you're damn right I would be. 221 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:26,201 And I would probably be there to make it even stupider. 222 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:29,769 Now, I'm going to walk out that door, 223 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:32,903 and I'm gonna pursue the object of my dreams. 224 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,644 And if you don't want to join me, then I'm gonna carry that weight alone. 225 00:08:36,732 --> 00:08:38,605 I'm in. 226 00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,606 Let's get you a lionfish. Where do we start? 227 00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:42,346 We're gonna start at the source.The ocean. 228 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:45,567 That's an even better idea. 229 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,702 [door opens] 230 00:08:49,745 --> 00:08:51,661 NICK: Hey, Jess. 231 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:53,402 I got some hot soup. 232 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:56,013 I feel good...[chuckles] 233 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,450 Jessy feel good... 234 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,669 Mmm. 235 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,019 I like to say words with my mouth. 236 00:09:03,063 --> 00:09:04,760 Well, your jaw is super bruised, 237 00:09:04,804 --> 00:09:06,720 so you need to get some rest. But you have some 238 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:07,850 fun pain meds. 239 00:09:07,894 --> 00:09:09,504 Right? 240 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:12,855 I like you.Yeah, I like you, too, Jess. 241 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:15,859 Yeah... and I like, your little bubble belly.Oh, thank you. 242 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:19,254 Blows up like a... bubble. 243 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,777 Yeah, that's what it does. 244 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:23,692 I want to have sex with you! 245 00:09:23,736 --> 00:09:25,826 Okay. 246 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:29,830 I want to have sex with you.Whoa, do you know what you're saying right now, Jess? 247 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,745 Yeah. 248 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:32,788 Are you sure? 249 00:09:32,832 --> 00:09:34,790 I want to have sex with you. 250 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:38,707 Sexy time for you, says me. 251 00:09:38,751 --> 00:09:42,668 You are a beautiful white man, Nick Miller. 252 00:09:42,711 --> 00:09:43,669 Okay. 253 00:09:43,712 --> 00:09:45,496 Read all about it.Yeah. 254 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,629 I'm Judy Garland.Yeah, so it's the pills. 255 00:09:47,673 --> 00:09:49,023 This is nonsense. 256 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,677 Whoa! Jess, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no... 257 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:54,331 Heck, no... no... 258 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:57,030 Don't do this right now.I'm Judy Garland. 259 00:09:57,073 --> 00:09:59,729 Hey, Judy, let's get you to bed, doll. 260 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,644 Whoa, whoa! You are way too drugged-up for this... okay... 261 00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:04,691 This little piggy went to the market. 262 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,345 That little piggy can't be touched by you right now.This little piggy 263 00:10:07,389 --> 00:10:10,347 went... [laughs]... this little piggy went to market! 264 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,873 [Nick screaming] 265 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,831 It's hot! I put my hand in the hot soup! 266 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:18,139 Ow! You... aah! 267 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:21,750 [pants, grunts] 268 00:10:21,794 --> 00:10:24,361 Hey, Nick! 269 00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:26,929 Will you be a doll and get me some mustard? 270 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,975 Ow... 271 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,460 SCHMIDT: That is not flattering on you. You're an incredibly lumpy man. 272 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,461 Are you calling my phone?Yeah, I'm calling it right now, Winston. 273 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:38,158 I can't find it.[phone buzzing] 274 00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,856 Are you kidding me? Damn it, Winston! 275 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,860 It took me 20 minutes to fit this thing over your hips.Whoa, okay. Hey! Hey! 276 00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:45,905 Careful! Hey! What are you...Why is your waist so weird? 277 00:10:45,948 --> 00:10:47,777 That's my ass cheek! Sch-Schmidt!I'm getting your phone. 278 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,126 [laughs] That kind of tickles.NICK: Hey! Stop saying 279 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,695 "That's my ass cheek" and stop touching his butt! 280 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,697 Look at that shiner.Not cool! 281 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:57,091 Somebody messes with my boy, that means we mean "bid-ness"! 282 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,354 We doing this? Let's do this! 283 00:10:59,397 --> 00:11:00,876 Are we not... are we not doing it? It doesn't feel like 284 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,530 you guys want to do it.Let's just say 285 00:11:02,573 --> 00:11:04,359 hypothetically that a girl says something 286 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:06,143 to you while she's on painkillers. 287 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,841 And that girl says that she might wantMm-hmm. 288 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,931 to have sexual intercourse with you. 289 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,583 Please tell me we're not talking about Jess. 290 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,065 And you had no idea that's how she felt. 291 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,326 Like, no idea. You thought 292 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:17,371 the door was closed. 293 00:11:17,414 --> 00:11:18,634 In fact, you thought that door was 294 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:21,549 so closed that you went out to another door, 295 00:11:21,592 --> 00:11:22,899 but had I known that the first door was open, 296 00:11:22,942 --> 00:11:24,726 that's the door I wanted to walk through. 297 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,947 Wait, okay, wait...I would've walked through that door. 298 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,251 Do you see how I'm in a tough spot? 299 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,166 Can we stop calling it "walking through a door"? 300 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,211 Because for me, I feel like it's 301 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,951 more like sliding past a drape. 302 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,213 Okay, if a girl on painkillers 303 00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:34,475 says that she wants to have sex with you, 304 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,869 Mm-hmm.is that the drugs or is that real? 305 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,260 And if so, 306 00:11:37,304 --> 00:11:39,960 how do I end it with Shane before Jess finds out? 307 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,961 [stammering]: I-I-I meant the door. 308 00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:43,311 [clears throat]Nick, Jess... 309 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,572 NICK: All right, good talking, guys. 310 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:45,922 Good stuff.Yeah, I love that. Hey, guys. 311 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,183 What happened to your eye? 312 00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:49,751 You smashed me in the face, remember? 313 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:50,927 Right here.That's funny. 314 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,581 Seriously, what happened? 315 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,191 Is your jaw okay?I bit my face. 316 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,235 Oh, you know what? 317 00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:56,759 I can't even feel it. 318 00:11:56,802 --> 00:11:57,846 The doctor's got me 319 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:59,587 so goofy on these painkillers, 320 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:01,197 it's like it never happened. 321 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,547 [whispers]: It's like it never happened. 322 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,461 But I sure got a chin shiner. 323 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:06,595 [chuckles]: Yeah, you do. Right? 324 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,813 So, I'll see you at Guys' Night. 325 00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:09,597 Uh, no, no, no, you...I don't... 326 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,817 I think you should rest.Yeah, girl, you gotta protect that face. 327 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:12,948 Yeah, hey, for real, you should stay home 328 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:13,950 and you should rest, Jess. 329 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,168 That's so sweet. 330 00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:16,212 Thanks, guys. 331 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,917 What are we doing out here? 332 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,614 This is crazy. 333 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,398 We've been standing in the ocean for two hours 334 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,791 trying to steal an illegal fish. 335 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,923 I don't know why you want 336 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,793 that damn fish so bad. 337 00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:34,404 But what I do know is that it's gonna make you happy. 338 00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:35,928 And that's all I care about. 339 00:12:35,971 --> 00:12:37,059 Remember, I'm the one who shaved your shoulders 340 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,888 after you got that scoop-neck sweater. 341 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,802 I appreciate it. I'd do the same to find 342 00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:43,457 whatever it is that makes you happy. 343 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,894 You want to lose that last 55 pounds, 344 00:12:44,937 --> 00:12:45,851 I'll help you do that. 345 00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:47,157 I don't got 50 pounds to lose. 346 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,942 It's very evident in this outfit. 347 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,159 Right there. I see something. 348 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,422 Lionfish! 349 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,773 Son of a... 350 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:56,993 [shrieks] 351 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,515 What the...?Jellyfish! 352 00:12:58,559 --> 00:12:59,429 What?Jellyfish! 353 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,562 Whoa, Schmidt. 354 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,910 Jellyfish! Jellyfish!What happened? 355 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:02,999 [screams] 356 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,740 It got me, it got me!What do I do? 357 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,001 What do I do?It got me, Winston! 358 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,524 It burns!Okay! 359 00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:09,178 Burns!So what do I do? 360 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,399 I need you to pee on my face.What? 361 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,835 You need to pee on my face.I can't. 362 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,270 It will sterilize the wound. Please do it, Winston. 363 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,706 I can notpee on your face. 364 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,057 I thought you were with me to the end. 365 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,274 I just peed in the ocean, so I'm all out. 366 00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:19,450 You peed in the ocean? 367 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,842 Yeah, look... Disgusting! 368 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:23,192 okay, look, look, I know this is a dumb question, 369 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,846 but will number two help? 370 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,022 What? 371 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,894 ♪ [guys shouting jubilantly] 372 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,068 [guy belches loudly] 373 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:32,201 Free beers, Gorilla Bowl of nachos. 374 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,029 Gonna be two dozen dollars, boys. 375 00:13:34,073 --> 00:13:37,424 Didn't realize we could make a $22 profit on nachos. 376 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:40,036 Guys' Night is genius.Right? 377 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,038 Hey, um, look, uh, I think you're great, 378 00:13:42,081 --> 00:13:46,086 I just, uh, I can't keep... 379 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,653 I can't keep running to get 380 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,047 cheese every time somebody orders nachos. 381 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,744 I love how worked up you get over cheese. 382 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,094 Get down there. Run. 383 00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,009 Ooh... 384 00:13:57,052 --> 00:13:58,924 who do I have to do around here 385 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,143 to get a bucket of nachos? 386 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,753 Right here. Right here. How you doing? 387 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,798 I wasn't serious.Wendell. Hi. 388 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,322 Gentlemen...There's a really literal 389 00:14:05,365 --> 00:14:07,106 vibe around here.What are you doing here? 390 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,065 This morning you said you weren't coming, Jess. 391 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,893 I actually don't remember this morning at all. 392 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,068 But I would never miss this. I'm so proud of you.Free beers! 393 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,897 Free beer. 394 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:15,942 You guys went through those! 395 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,552 Wait a minute...More free beers. 396 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,772 Guys' Night is men drink for free? 397 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,905 Yeah, it's Guys' Night.Oh. 398 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,341 You know... 399 00:14:25,385 --> 00:14:27,169 I... 400 00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:29,780 it's not a really good idea. 401 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:33,394 You know, because women won't show up, and... 402 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:35,787 You know? 403 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:36,962 He's our little idea man. 404 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:39,269 Hey... [chuckles]SHANE: So full of ideas. 405 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,792 She just slap your ass? 406 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:41,923 Sure. She's like a... 407 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,186 she's my boss and like a coach. 408 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,796 We're a team here. 409 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,101 We all slap each other's butts 410 00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,321 all the time. 411 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,019 Right here! Keep up the good work! 412 00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:52,152 Why don't you go get us some ice, Big Bob? 413 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,630 Just slap my butt, Big Bob. 414 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:54,937 Show me some butt love. 415 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,111 Fire me off! 416 00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:57,113 Some butt love? 417 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,375 SHANE: Take a slice of that. 418 00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,855 NICK: Oh, you got right up in there. 419 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,986 Hey, hey... 420 00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:02,075 Oh, Shane, Shane, Shane... 421 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,076 Wait... 422 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,816 Is she...? 423 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,078 [chuckles] No. Uh, yeah. 424 00:15:06,121 --> 00:15:07,297 Are you... ?No. Yeah. Yeah. 425 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,951 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're sleeping together. 426 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,126 So what?We're allsleeping together. 427 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,432 Big Bob is... 428 00:15:15,174 --> 00:15:16,131 I'm sorry, Jess. 429 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,133 Why... I mean, 430 00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,134 why are you sorry? 431 00:15:18,177 --> 00:15:19,440 You're a free man. 432 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:21,049 Just... you're just... you know... 433 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,746 getting some stank on it. 434 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,097 Did you really just say that to me in my own bar? 435 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:26,837 Nick, who is this?JESS: Yeah, Nick, 436 00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:27,970 who am I? 437 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,058 Shane, this is Jess. 438 00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:32,192 She's my, uh... 439 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,149 Yeah. Yeah? 440 00:15:34,193 --> 00:15:35,150 NICK: Yeah. 441 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:38,763 Hmm... my room... friend. 442 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,071 I'm your "room friend," Nick? 443 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,116 Jess, don't... 444 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:45,856 I'm sleeping with Nick, too. 445 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,772 You don't have to do this, Bob. 446 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:48,990 I have to go. 447 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:51,211 Big Bob, that was really sweet. 448 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,038 Thank you, Bob! 449 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,255 Jess, wait! 450 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,393 Hey, hey.What are you doing here? 451 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,003 He left me a voicemail from the ambulance. 452 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,265 He was rambling a lot, but I brought him this. 453 00:16:03,309 --> 00:16:04,485 Whoa, where'd you get that?You know, 454 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,182 one of the perks of being a model. 455 00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:07,530 You get to meet a lot of sketchy people. 456 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,056 The guy who got me this also said he could get me 457 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:13,058 a box of dolphin steaks or a mostly white baby. 458 00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:14,147 Good to know. 459 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,191 How's he doing? 460 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,672 Uh, hey, 461 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,456 listen, I think it might be good for him 462 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,719 if you just gave him some space. 463 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,198 Space? 464 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,461 [sighs] 465 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,072 Cece, you're getting married. 466 00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:29,249 It's killing him. 467 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,251 Okay. Yeah. 468 00:16:32,294 --> 00:16:33,948 Um, just tell him I came...Mm-hmm. 469 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,952 by, or... or not.Uh-huh. 470 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,042 [sighs] 471 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,216 He's waking up. You should go. 472 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:44,003 Okay. You know... roommate. 473 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,274 Winston. 474 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,667 Hmm? 475 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:59,235 I just realized something. 476 00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:01,280 It was never about a fish. 477 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:03,413 It was a metaphor. 478 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,546 It was about Cece. 479 00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:06,721 Don't feel bad about not seeing it. 480 00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:08,896 Look, man, it was subtle as hell. 481 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,247 Oh, my God, is that a lionfish? 482 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,248 Where'd that come from? 483 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,641 The... 484 00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:14,990 The lion... the lionfish? 485 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,773 [stammers]: You. That came from you. 486 00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:17,992 When the paramedics came, you... 487 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,429 you had it in your hand. 488 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,300 They were like, "Whoa, you can't get one of these." 489 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,301 And I was like, "He caught it 490 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,740 in a..." You did it. [chuckles] 491 00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:28,742 Hello, fish Cece. 492 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,135 Gonna put you back in the sea. 493 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,746 I'm sorry, what?Look, Winston, 494 00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:33,487 I don't know if it was the jellyfish's venom 495 00:17:33,529 --> 00:17:34,662 or the paramedic's urine, but 496 00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:36,142 it made me realize... 497 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,013 ...she's not mine to keep. 498 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,450 She belongs out there. 499 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,191 In the great, wide open ocean. 500 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,107 Uh, Schmidt, 501 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,108 that don't go to the ocean. 502 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,633 What are you, the city planner? 503 00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:56,336 Hi. 504 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,905 Well, I've got some explaining to do. 505 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,125 Shut up. 506 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:08,173 I'm really happy her name is Shane. 507 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,392 Mm... mm-hmm. Who's next? 508 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:10,349 Cody? 509 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,394 [chuckles] 510 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,179 Tex? The sheriff?Mm. 511 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,137 Hey, Jess... 512 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,182 last night, 513 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,794 when you were on pills... 514 00:18:19,836 --> 00:18:21,186 ...you said you want me. 515 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,275 [scoffing]: Shut up. 516 00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:23,840 You put your hand in my pocket. 517 00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:25,191 No, I didn't...You said, "This little piggy 518 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:26,365 wants to go to the market." 519 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:27,540 Shut up, Nick.It's something you were 520 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,803 just saying, that's fine, that's cool, 521 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,369 we'll move on and not talk about it, 522 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,414 but it is something that I've thought a lot about. 523 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,155 But you were never clear about that, 524 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,201 so that there were other options. 525 00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,244 And this little piggy 526 00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:37,202 ran around to different markets, 527 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,290 but he didn't know. 528 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,552 What are you talking about? 529 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,163 Do you want to have sex with me, yes or no? 530 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,250 Yes! 531 00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:46,385 No! Yes! I mean, I did. 532 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,560 But that was before I knew 533 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,258 that you were... you were doing all that 534 00:18:49,301 --> 00:18:50,999 for your boss, so you sleep with her. 535 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:53,000 Fine, forget-forget the boss.Okay. 536 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,394 Well, I just, you know, I thought it was... 537 00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:56,221 it was nice to see you 538 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,355 actually trying at something. 539 00:18:59,398 --> 00:19:00,748 So... 540 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:02,880 That's why you were more attracted to me? 541 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,186 Wait a second.I thought it was 542 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,884 attractive that you were trying.That's why? 543 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,669 You're a frickin' gold digger, Jess. 544 00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,539 What?!I think that's what you just said. 545 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,193 If I were a gold digger, 546 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,847 do you think I'd be interested in you? 547 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:16,633 I would be the worst gold digger in the world. 548 00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:17,807 You're a friggin' gold digger. 549 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,114 No, I'm not, Nick. 550 00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,420 I'm so disappointed in you.Shut up! 551 00:19:20,462 --> 00:19:23,291 I'm not a gold digger. 552 00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:26,076 Then prove it. 553 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,174 ♪ 554 00:19:39,829 --> 00:19:42,223 [both moaning passionately] 555 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,227 Ow! My jaw.What? 556 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,445 Then move your damn head. 557 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,186 Then kiss me like a man! 558 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,451 [Nick groans] 559 00:19:51,493 --> 00:19:52,625 Damn it! 560 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,236 What's wrong with your hand?I burnt it 561 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:55,367 in your damn soup. Is that what you wanted... 562 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,413 Well, who burns their hand in soup? 563 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,326 I do! 564 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,241 You're a mess! 565 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,417 You are so annoying with your little shorts. 566 00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:04,333 Why are you so angry all the time? 567 00:20:04,376 --> 00:20:05,900 I told you, shut up. 568 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,249 Shut up and take off your clothes right now. 569 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,468 And I mean it, take off your clothes. 570 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:11,513 You're just chaotic. Everywhere you go. 571 00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:12,906 Stop talking! 572 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,343 Wherever you go!You are-- this is not 573 00:20:14,386 --> 00:20:15,865 the time to talk, that is the stupidest thing... 574 00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:18,259 Oh... 575 00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:29,531 I'm gonna grab some paper towels. 576 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:33,275 An aquarium the size of a sixth grader just broke, 577 00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:35,277 and you're grabbing paper towels? 578 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,496 Yes, I'm getting paper towels. 579 00:20:36,538 --> 00:20:38,498 What are you thinking?!Okay, you know what? 580 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,064 I'm out.You can't clean this up with paper towels. 581 00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:41,457 I'm not...You don't want to clean it up. 582 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,936 No, that's not what it is.Well, you know what? 583 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,634 If you're not cleaning it up,I do not want to be told 584 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,461 I'm not cleaning it up.what to do, by you, right this second! 585 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,463 I'm not... just 'cause I'm a woman?That's it! I'm out! 586 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,464 Please. 587 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,901 [doors slamming] 588 00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:53,121 [doors opening] 589 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,434 You piss me off!This is a bad idea. 590 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,740 [doors slam] 591 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,699 I know you're going out into the ocean 592 00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,308 lionfish, but... 593 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,962 if I ever see you again, then... 594 00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,791 well... 595 00:21:11,835 --> 00:21:16,099 And should you meet a charming... [sniffs] 596 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,451 physically fit, what-- I don't know, whatever kind of fish 597 00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:19,538 gefilte fish come from... 598 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:22,280 Treat him well. 599 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:26,501 Be careful. 600 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,334 You gotta be kidding me! 601 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:33,988 Oh, shoot.Stay alive! 602 00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:36,817 SCHMIDT: Stay alive! Cece!