1 00:00:02,262 --> 00:00:04,743 Yeah, look how handsome I look. 2 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:06,049 That is a woman's coat. 3 00:00:06,092 --> 00:00:08,224 This coat has clean lines... 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,183 and pockets that don't quit. 5 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:11,968 And it has room for your hips. 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,057 And when I wear it, I feel hot to trot. 7 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,493 You're wearing a dress.Yeah, don't say "hot to trot." 8 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:17,756 My coat makes me say things like that. 9 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,193 First of all, Nick, it is not your coat. 10 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:21,195 True, it was delivered to the wrong address. 11 00:00:21,237 --> 00:00:24,240 But then tell me, why does it fit like a damn glove? 12 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:25,329 What is happening to you, man? 13 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:26,765 I don't know if I can give up 14 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:29,071 looking this damn good-- [rhythmic grunting] 15 00:00:29,115 --> 00:00:31,248 It's someone else's woman's coat. 16 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,118 [laughs]SCHMIDT: Nothing? 17 00:00:32,161 --> 00:00:34,469 I mean, nothing? Damn it! 18 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,774 I've been trying to get something going 19 00:00:35,817 --> 00:00:37,776 with myself for a full hour. 20 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,996 It's like a taffy pull on a hot summer's day. 21 00:00:40,039 --> 00:00:43,085 Eww! You have the door open, Schmidt. 22 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,305 I'm over myself-- I just don't do it for me anymore. 23 00:00:45,348 --> 00:00:47,264 I even bought myself a sexy pair of underpants 24 00:00:47,307 --> 00:00:48,960 to spice things up-- didn't happen. 25 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,267 I just laid there. 26 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:51,311 You know what? That's it. 27 00:00:51,354 --> 00:00:53,270 Tonight, I start having sex again. 28 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:55,533 Now, are you two gonna join me? 29 00:00:55,576 --> 00:00:57,709 Not while I'm here, please.Is that the way you wanted to say that? 30 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,320 I'm in, Schmidty! I am in! 31 00:00:59,362 --> 00:01:00,234 I'm gonna have sex tonight. 32 00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,670 Yeah![laughing] 33 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,975 SCHMIDT: Yeah! 34 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:05,281 ♪ Who's that girl? 35 00:01:05,325 --> 00:01:06,456 ♪ Who's that girl?♪ 36 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,545 ♪ It's Jess. 37 00:01:10,939 --> 00:01:12,289 [whistles] 38 00:01:12,332 --> 00:01:15,117 I like this feeling, you guys. I'm liking the vibe 39 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,771 that we got going here. There's definitely gonna 40 00:01:16,814 --> 00:01:18,338 be some sex-having tonight. 41 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,036 Oh, yeah...Damn it, there needs to be. 42 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,385 You know I haven't had sex since Labor Day? 43 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:24,301 I know what the problem is-- I want it too bad. 44 00:01:24,344 --> 00:01:25,085 So, what's your name? 45 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:31,569 Winst... W-W-W... yeah. 46 00:01:31,612 --> 00:01:33,222 You just need a confidence boost. 47 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:34,572 Good news-- I'm lousy with the stuff 48 00:01:34,615 --> 00:01:36,356 I got your back tonight. 49 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,359 And you, London Fog, to trot, baby. hot 50 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:39,621 Any chance you're gonna take that coat off?This jacket? No way. 51 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,230 I'm keeping the jacket on.Take the jacket off. 52 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,450 No, I'm keeping the jacket on.No, it's fine. 53 00:01:42,492 --> 00:01:44,973 Band of brothers.Band of brothers, yeah! 54 00:01:45,016 --> 00:01:47,846 The club's up...Dance, dummy. 55 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,500 Hey, guys. Guess what? 56 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,936 Sam has the late shift and Cece's on a date 57 00:01:50,979 --> 00:01:52,372 with some Indian guy, 58 00:01:52,415 --> 00:01:55,376 so world's best wing-woman reporting for duty. 59 00:01:55,418 --> 00:01:56,638 Jess, you can't come. 60 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,986 What? Look, 61 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:00,337 I actually want to get girls tonight. 62 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:01,164 You're my cooler. 63 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:02,599 What? 64 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,340 All I do is help you get laid, Nick. 65 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:08,170 Maureen, did you have one very special long-time love? 66 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,171 Yes. 67 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,433 You should be with him. 68 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,002 I'm not your cooler. 69 00:02:14,045 --> 00:02:15,396 It's not you. 70 00:02:15,438 --> 00:02:17,180 It's the way that you behave. 71 00:02:17,223 --> 00:02:18,354 And the things that you say. 72 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:20,356 And the look on your face. 73 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:21,358 And... 74 00:02:21,401 --> 00:02:22,402 It isyou. 75 00:02:22,445 --> 00:02:24,187 It's just you-- you're the cooler. 76 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:26,449 I'm sorry, but you can't come with us tonight. 77 00:02:26,493 --> 00:02:28,103 I get it. Um... 78 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:30,324 I just... I have, um, a lot of things I have to do. 79 00:02:30,366 --> 00:02:32,194 More important stuff to do here. 80 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:34,197 I have to clean out my closet and... 81 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:35,980 Oh, yeah.I have an ice cream maker to try out. 82 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,200 That's better than going to a stupid club. 83 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,246 It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great.Shut up. 84 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,817 Get out of here, girl, you're missing nothing. 85 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,212 It's gonna get so crazy.Come on, buddy, get in there. 86 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,346 Get crunk with us, bro. 87 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:53,737 Yeah-ha-ha!Yeah! 88 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,218 I can't believe you got us 89 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,437 kicked out of the discotheque, Nick. 90 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,873 I didn't even do anything.Damn it, Nick, 91 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,484 take the coat off, all right? It freaks girls out. 92 00:03:00,527 --> 00:03:01,442 Well, maybe they're freaked out 'cause you're 93 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,225 not wearing a trench coat. 94 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,227 Yeah? Have you ever thought of that?Okay, guys, please-- 95 00:03:04,270 --> 00:03:05,271 no more friendly fire. 96 00:03:05,314 --> 00:03:06,272 All right. Okay. 97 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,883 Ooh, Schmidty type. 98 00:03:07,925 --> 00:03:09,362 That's a Schmidty type right there. 99 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,626 [all three talking at once] 100 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,715 That's me. Yeah, yeah.Schmidty time... 101 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:16,239 I feel good.Yeah. Schmidty time. 102 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:18,372 Schmidt! Hey, dude!What?! 103 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:19,460 What about band of brothers? 104 00:03:19,502 --> 00:03:20,373 means nothing to me. Your friendship 105 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:21,375 Every man for himself. 106 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:23,115 Hey, uh... Hey. 107 00:03:23,158 --> 00:03:25,466 I was, uh... 108 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,076 [laughs] 109 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,122 [clicks tongue] 110 00:03:30,165 --> 00:03:32,168 Most... M-M... 111 00:03:32,211 --> 00:03:34,343 Okay...Yeah, can you... [clears throat] 112 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,736 In the beginning...Tap out, man. Tap out. 113 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,956 What happened to building my confidence, Schmidty? 114 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,175 You went in too soon. Get out of here. 115 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:40,175 Go. Go. 116 00:03:40,219 --> 00:03:42,483 Hey.What's happening? 117 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:43,265 Hi. 118 00:03:46,312 --> 00:03:47,704 [sighs] 119 00:03:47,748 --> 00:03:49,010 Wow, that was embarrassing. 120 00:03:51,969 --> 00:03:53,493 [quietly]: Yeah... 121 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:54,668 [clears throat] Well... 122 00:03:54,711 --> 00:03:56,453 You can relax. 123 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:57,280 I'm taken. 124 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,457 You were very beautiful from across the bar. 125 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,286 I'm sorry. I'm Schmidt. 126 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:06,201 I'm sorry... we were talking, Schmidt. 127 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,465 What a ten, what a beautiful woman. 128 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:09,509 He works here. 129 00:04:09,552 --> 00:04:10,467 As a bartender. 130 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,990 Yeah, I do.[laughs] 131 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:22,523 What do you think, Nick? 132 00:04:26,569 --> 00:04:28,398 I'm bored! 133 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:33,360 No bottoms, no bottoms. 134 00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:36,319 Bottoms on top! 135 00:04:36,362 --> 00:04:39,235 [monotone]: Robot can't find clothes to fit right. 136 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:41,367 Robot can't find clothes. 137 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:44,718 ♪ 138 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:48,461 [speaking in slow-motion]: I do it for Kenya. 139 00:04:48,504 --> 00:04:49,505 [thud] 140 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,463 [panting] 141 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,247 Silver?! 142 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,338 Damn you, Zimbabwe. 143 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,730 [panting, tapping on door] 144 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:58,427 JESS: Hello? 145 00:04:58,471 --> 00:05:00,951 [scratching on door] 146 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:05,348 Hello? 147 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,009 Nice coat you got there. 148 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,052 Well, I just actually wear it 'cause 149 00:05:15,096 --> 00:05:16,053 it gives me confidence. 150 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,228 That's kind of sad. 151 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:18,055 You know what's really sad 152 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,014 is that he stole the jacket. 153 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:20,581 It's not technically stealing. 154 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:22,278 He's still reeling from being dumped. 155 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,584 Aw.He's attached to it. 156 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:24,975 Like a little bitch "bwanky." 157 00:05:25,019 --> 00:05:26,543 It's not like a blanky, dude. 158 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:27,718 It looks like a "bwanky."It's not like my "bwanky." 159 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,372 The only reason I'm out tonight is 160 00:05:29,415 --> 00:05:30,764 to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. 161 00:05:30,807 --> 00:05:31,809 That's not true. I'm not gonna... 162 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:33,593 Shut up, Schmidt. 163 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:34,769 I mean, I could take care of you, 164 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,596 if you wanted.You can what? 165 00:05:36,639 --> 00:05:39,033 I love sad guys and you seem sadder than most. 166 00:05:39,076 --> 00:05:41,557 I think your plan sounds okay. 167 00:05:41,601 --> 00:05:42,863 When you go home at night, do you look in the mirror 168 00:05:42,906 --> 00:05:44,300 and just think, "I am the worst"? 169 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:47,084 Actually yes, I do.Yeah? 170 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,391 Yeah, a lot of the times.You hate yourself? 171 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:49,783 I definitely don't like myself. 172 00:05:49,826 --> 00:05:51,394 It's right on the line of hate. 173 00:05:51,437 --> 00:05:54,091 What the hell is this? 174 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,093 I don't know how to talk to women. 175 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:58,314 Reason being, I feel like 176 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,620 you all think that I just want one thing from you. 177 00:06:00,663 --> 00:06:02,274 Mm-hmm.I want the one thing. 178 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:03,579 But a bunch of other th... can a man just want all the things? 179 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:04,538 I mean, damn. 180 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,190 I like a challenge. 181 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:09,019 And you are one big challenge. 182 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,108 I'm Daisy. 183 00:06:10,151 --> 00:06:11,413 Winston. 184 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,589 Sam, it's Jess. 185 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:14,983 Please come get me. 186 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:18,595 I'm probably fine, but I also might be dead. 187 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:20,204 Good-bye. 188 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:21,598 It's Cece, leave a message. [beep] 189 00:06:21,641 --> 00:06:23,120 Cece, it's Jess-- call me back, 190 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,427 I'm alone in the loft. 191 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,428 I think there's something out...[phone beeps] 192 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,214 There's something sexy about a man who just needs me 193 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,129 to make him feel better. 194 00:06:32,173 --> 00:06:34,218 I honestly need you to make me feel better.[cell phone rings] 195 00:06:34,262 --> 00:06:35,481 Nicholas, your phone's ringing.Not now, Schmidt! 196 00:06:35,524 --> 00:06:37,439 Hey, Jess. It's Jess.Schmidt, stop. 197 00:06:37,483 --> 00:06:39,355 You should really talk to her.Unbelievable. I am so sad. 198 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,574 a phone call. Nicholas, you have 199 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,358 Don't do this, Schmidt, please don't. 200 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,447 You are the dumbest... 201 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:45,665 Would you wait one second? 202 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,362 I'm just... I just have to do this. 203 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:50,018 I'll be sad in a second.Yep. 204 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:52,673 Hi.Hi. 205 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,370 I'm sad.Okay. 206 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,893 Uh, what is going on? 207 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:58,461 There's something at the door and you have to come home. 208 00:06:58,504 --> 00:06:59,853 Cooler, Jess-- you are being a cooler right now. 209 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:02,334 Seriously, I think it might be gang related. 210 00:07:02,377 --> 00:07:03,379 I've always been worried 211 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,814 about my blue curtains... 212 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,687 [whispers]: Crips. 213 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,689 The Cri... Jess, I'm done!JESS: Nick, 214 00:07:08,731 --> 00:07:09,733 I need you. 215 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:13,649 Yeah, so this is the place. 216 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:14,694 I'm really glad you're here. 217 00:07:14,737 --> 00:07:16,130 The bedrooms are that way... 218 00:07:16,173 --> 00:07:16,697 [shrieking] 219 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,480 [all screaming] 220 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:23,660 What are you doing, pal? 221 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,617 Never leave me alone again. 222 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,271 I'd like to introduce you 223 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:27,185 to our roommate Jess. 224 00:07:27,228 --> 00:07:28,535 Welcome to our home. 225 00:07:32,755 --> 00:07:33,843 Jess, this loft has old pipes-- 226 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,672 I've told you that a million times, 227 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:36,629 but you never listen during pipe talk. 228 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,500 Well, pipe talk's boring. 229 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,634 What is this?What is what...? 230 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,504 [laughs] 231 00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:43,810 You drew my face on a melon? 232 00:07:43,853 --> 00:07:45,377 What else was I supposed to draw your face on? 233 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:46,596 Nothing. Don't draw my face. 234 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:47,728 Okay. Jess, 235 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,512 for some reason, that girl out there, 236 00:07:49,555 --> 00:07:51,295 she is sexually 237 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:54,516 aroused by other people's misery. 238 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,649 Do you understand the position that puts me in? 239 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:57,954 It puts you in a really good position? 240 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,610 It really does. And then what happens? 241 00:08:00,653 --> 00:08:02,524 Okay, I understand how, in this instance, 242 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,221 I might have cooled things off for you. 243 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:07,137 Thank you for admitting that.I am prepared to fix it. 244 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:10,446 'Cause, son, I'm gonna get you laid. 245 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,882 Okay, it's not how it is and never call me "son" 246 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,014 and don't talk like that. 247 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:15,538 The game is True American 248 00:08:15,581 --> 00:08:16,887 but with a sexy new twist: Clinton rules. 249 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,714 Pick your interns. 250 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,978 I don't understand the game.Uh, you're gonna be my intern. 251 00:08:21,021 --> 00:08:22,326 It's okay, it's stripping. 252 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:23,459 It's not just stripping, it's sexy. 253 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:25,417 Okay, so what exactly are the rules? 254 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,593 The floor is lava, doves versus hawks. The couch is the Mason-Dixon line. 255 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:28,595 We're not doing cabinets-- no cabinets. 256 00:08:28,637 --> 00:08:29,944 No cabinet.No cabinets. 257 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,771 One, two, three, four, JFK! 258 00:08:31,814 --> 00:08:32,599 ALL: FDR! 259 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,209 Go, go-- that's the lava! 260 00:08:34,251 --> 00:08:35,775 [clamoring] 261 00:08:35,818 --> 00:08:37,734 Down, down in the tunnels.No. 262 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:38,561 I'm the President, you're the Vice President. 263 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:39,562 Joe Biden! 264 00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:41,476 It's Abu Nazir! Where? 265 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,480 No, no, no, no! Spin, spin, spin, spin!Fly! Do the chicken dance! 266 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,743 No, no counter clock-wise?Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 267 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:47,744 Holly, you're in the Amber Waves of Grain. 268 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,268 You have to lose your jacket. 269 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,618 I...Take off your jacket; she's right. 270 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,663 Those are the rules. 271 00:08:53,706 --> 00:08:54,837 Is there, like, a printout of the rules I can see, or...? 272 00:08:54,881 --> 00:08:56,144 No! No! 273 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,231 I thought this was like music... 274 00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:58,581 Howard Dean Scream. 275 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,756 ALL: Yeah! 276 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,585 God... 277 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,717 I am sorry I was crying so much. 278 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,719 God, that film, 279 00:09:05,761 --> 00:09:07,764 it just... it just reminded me 280 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:09,287 how much I want to have kids, you know? 281 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,812 Was that just a really weird thing 282 00:09:12,855 --> 00:09:14,815 to say on a first date?No. 283 00:09:14,857 --> 00:09:16,730 Are you sure? It felt a bit weird. 284 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:20,821 Oh, my best friend has texted me, like, 12 times. 285 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,822 I get it-- you're just trying to get out of the date. 286 00:09:22,865 --> 00:09:24,955 No, no, no-- no, this is real.It's the kids thing. I knew it. 287 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:27,043 Some psycho keeps scratching at her door and then running away. 288 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:30,091 She's pretty sure it's the Calabasas Scratcher. 289 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:31,482 I mean, is that a thing?What? 290 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:32,832 I don't keep up with local news. 291 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:33,789 I don't know, it's fine. 292 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,399 You don't have to lie to me. 293 00:09:35,443 --> 00:09:36,619 I get it.You can come with me. 294 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,837 Okay? Then you'll see. 295 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,621 Well, all right.She's just like this. 296 00:09:39,665 --> 00:09:41,014 ALL [chanting]: Schmidt, Schmidt, Schmidt! 297 00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:43,625 Schmidt, Schmidt, Schmidt!Gettysburg, Bull Run. 298 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:46,236 Oh, no, oh, no, I think I fell-- oh, no. 299 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,022 In the course of human events, you must... 300 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,763 ALL: Surrender your shirt! 301 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,154 Fine, I'll take off my shirt. 302 00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:52,852 He did it on purpose-- he did it to impress her! 303 00:09:52,895 --> 00:09:54,505 U.S.A.I am not... 304 00:09:54,549 --> 00:09:55,638 ALL: I am not a crook! 305 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,119 I am not a crook!What do you mean, man? 306 00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,469 I took my shirt off! Wait! It's part of the game, you guys! 307 00:10:00,511 --> 00:10:02,993 Up, up, up.I'm up! Oh, wow! 308 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:05,429 This footstool really reminds me of my ex. 309 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:08,346 Liar! Holly, Holly, look at these-- these are my abs. 310 00:10:08,389 --> 00:10:10,653 Hard to believe that I used to be a great big fat person. 311 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,784 Oh, fat makes me so sad. 312 00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:12,698 Yeah, it makes me sad, too. 313 00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:14,657 I'm chubby... I'm a fat guy. 314 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,267 You look great, man.I'm a fat boy. 315 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,791 Feel where the fat used to be?Yeah. 316 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:18,879 Yeah, it's been replaced with phantom fat. 317 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,880 I still feel it jiggle. 318 00:10:20,923 --> 00:10:22,708 Hey, Schmidt, your butt 319 00:10:22,751 --> 00:10:24,711 just violated the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act. 320 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,712 Westward Ho, son! Westward Ho. 321 00:10:26,755 --> 00:10:28,845 Bye-bye, Schmidt.Damn it. 322 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:29,889 Come on, all you got to do is talk to her, 323 00:10:29,932 --> 00:10:31,586 what's the big deal? 324 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,110 Okay, mm... 325 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:35,286 You're at the bar-- I'm Holly. 326 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,767 Boy, am I thirsty. 327 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,246 I was wondering if, like... 328 00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:40,726 if you want... if you want, per chance, like... 329 00:10:40,769 --> 00:10:41,815 "Per chance," really? 330 00:10:41,857 --> 00:10:43,903 Hm? No, it's, uh... 331 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,167 You're a swell kind of gal.Getting worse. 332 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,341 You come on out to the bar. 333 00:10:47,384 --> 00:10:48,735 [imitates retching] 334 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,779 Hey, girl, what your name is? 335 00:10:50,823 --> 00:10:52,259 Oh, my God.What that thing do? 336 00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:53,522 Oh, my God. 337 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:54,914 Out of all the gals in this...God... what... 338 00:10:54,957 --> 00:10:57,918 you walked into mine.Please. 339 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:00,049 Um... Yeah, take a sip. 340 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,572 Okay, look, I think you're amazing. 341 00:11:01,616 --> 00:11:03,488 Would you like to have a drink with me? 342 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,839 Yes, yes, I will. 343 00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:06,753 Now give me that. 344 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,144 [both chuckle] 345 00:11:08,188 --> 00:11:09,711 This coat is an unfair advantage-- take it off. 346 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:10,799 I love the coat. 347 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:11,758 Take the coat off! 348 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:12,628 Hey, Schmidt! 349 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,716 Hey, hey! No! 350 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,719 Order! Order! 351 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,938 All right, there's only one way to solve this. 352 00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,941 Two of us have to go behind the Iron Curtain, 353 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,769 which is that door there, and kiss. 354 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,813 And there has to be a "clear and present 355 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:26,729 threat of tongue."This is why I voted for you. 356 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,730 Holly, you ready for this? 357 00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:29,731 Definitely against the president's order. 358 00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:30,732 Ready?NICK: Let's do the count. 359 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,778 The two, three or four. 360 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,126 So when we do this, do two. 361 00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:34,215 Okay.Not three, not one, not four-- two. 362 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,738 A one or a three. Anything but a two. 363 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,173 Just not a two.Two. Do you hear me? Two. Not four. 364 00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:38,740 One, two, three. 365 00:11:38,784 --> 00:11:40,961 What are you doing?You said not to do a two! 366 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,745 NICK: I made it so clear! 367 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,096 No...! No...! 368 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,924 ...brought the change in!Mulligan! Mulligan! 369 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,971 Holly, wait for me! I'm very sad! 370 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,320 ALL: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 371 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,975 Open the door! Open the door! 372 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:57,150 [muffled]: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 373 00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:59,761 [whistling] 374 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,937 I can see how in this second instance 375 00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:02,808 I might be considered a cooler... 376 00:12:02,851 --> 00:12:04,375 if you want to label me. 377 00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:05,985 You think? 378 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,774 ALL [chanting]: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 379 00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:15,865 Okay, we kissed. Let us out. Sent you a picture. 380 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,782 WINSTON: That ain't no kiss, man! 381 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:20,913 Come on, Inspector Gadget, 382 00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:22,567 inspect those tonsils. 383 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,655 Just give Jess a tender, sensual kiss, 384 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,397 and we will let you right out. 385 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,051 Shut up, Schmidt!Schmidt, stay out of this! 386 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,792 SCHMIDT: Please stop yelling at me! 387 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,053 You know that I'm ten percent 388 00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:31,924 more emotionally fragile than Nick right now. 389 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:33,013 No, no, don't! No, please! 390 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,057 Don't! Don't! 391 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,451 Do you mind if I tell you a story? 392 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,235 Is it sad?Holly, he's really happy! 393 00:12:38,278 --> 00:12:40,193 He's got a 401K and a six-pack! 394 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:41,803 Well, it's the tale 395 00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:43,980 of an uber successful marketing executive's journey... 396 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,677 I'm hairy and chubby!...into heartbreak. 397 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,677 Mm-hmm. 398 00:12:46,721 --> 00:12:47,941 Her name was Cecelia. 399 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,942 No! 400 00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:51,726 Come on, come on. Holly, wait! 401 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,990 Ugh! What is the big deal? 402 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:56,905 Let's just suck it up and French a little. 403 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,125 Okay, fine, but don't say 404 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,648 "Let's suck it up and French a little." 405 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,041 Okay, fine. Let's do this. 406 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:03,913 What were you doing?! 407 00:13:03,956 --> 00:13:05,958 Well, I thought you're sitting on the ground. 408 00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:07,177 No. I... Okay.Uh! 409 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,178 Okay, Jess, hey, this is not a big deal. 410 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,876 Okay, not a big deal.Let's just do it. 411 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:12,835 Fine. Let's just do it.Okay. Great, yeah. 412 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,009 Let's just do it. 413 00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:15,010 Okay, cool. 414 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:16,490 Why are you licking your lips? 415 00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:19,014 Should I not? Do you want dry lips?No. 416 00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:20,495 Then I'm just licking 'em to make 'em better. 417 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,756 Okay. Fine. 418 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,846 Do it. I'm doing it. 419 00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,020 Fine, then do it. 420 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,543 Are you a tongue-er? 421 00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:27,850 Am I a tongue-er?I don't want to put 422 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,764 my tongue in your mouth, if you don't like it. 423 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:30,852 Just kiss me! 424 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,028 Okay, all right, great. 425 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,116 That's what I'm gonna do.All right. 426 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,292 Ready? 427 00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,859 Yeah. 428 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,860 One, two... I'm actually not gonna do a count. 429 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,341 Okay. That's not my style when I kiss. 430 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,732 I don't count down before...Okay. 431 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:44,039 I don't think so. Okay. 432 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,519 Ready?Yep. 433 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,437 I'm sorry. You can't do that.What did I do? 434 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,567 Your face. My face? 435 00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:52,875 Yeah, you can't do that with your face. 436 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,006 Okay, I'll do something different with my face. 437 00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:56,052 Okay, all right, great. 438 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,011 Wait-- you can't kiss with your teeth! 439 00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,577 Okay, I can't-- no, I can't do this. 440 00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:02,884 Well, you can't try to kiss me like a Joker and expect... 441 00:14:02,928 --> 00:14:04,625 Okay, you're... let me out of here! 442 00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,583 NICK: Let me out!Sometimes, I hear her name when the wind blows. 443 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,759 NICK: Please! 444 00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:10,110 NICK: Open the door![whooshing] Cece. 445 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:13,068 You know, I left something behind in the desert that day: 446 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,897 my faith and true love... 447 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,291 and my future biracial child. 448 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:19,119 You, you kind of lost me there. 449 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:20,772 Not really doing it for me. 450 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:21,903 It's more depressing than sad. 451 00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,384 It's not depress...It's depressing. 452 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,384 It's sort of depressing.No, no, no, it's not depressing. 453 00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:25,559 It's not really doing it for me. 454 00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:26,604 I'm gonna tell you why it's not depressing. 455 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,778 Because she is still in love with me. 456 00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:30,956 I'm over it completely. 457 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,134 Having said that, it's so hard to move on. 458 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,831 Do-do you know what I mean?Yes. 459 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,049 Can you help me move on, Holly?You need help moving. 460 00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:38,921 Can you heal my pain?I can heal your pain. 461 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,052 Can you ple...I can heal you. 462 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,053 Yeah, you can heal my... 463 00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:42,924 Hey, Jess? Where's Jess? Jess, 464 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,796 where are you? I came as fast as I can. 465 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,147 NICK: Cece, open the door!JESS: Cece, don't worry! I'm just trapped 466 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,495 I need to kill Schmidt!until I kiss Nick! 467 00:14:48,538 --> 00:14:50,932 What?You're the... She's theCece? 468 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:52,326 Right there, in the flesh. 469 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,849 You are obsessed! 470 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,155 Cece, honey, you have to move on, okay? 471 00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:58,158 You can't love somebody forever. 472 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,160 I'm sorry. You love that small shiny man? 473 00:15:01,203 --> 00:15:02,292 No!What do you mean, small, man? 474 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,120 None of this is true. 475 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,557 No, because I'm on a date. 476 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,341 Should we make out to make him jealous or something? 477 00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:10,952 Are you lying to me? I really hate being lied to. 478 00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,520 I would never lie to you. I haven't lied to you 479 00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:16,001 this whole time we've been in this loft-- that's a fact. 480 00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:17,960 Cece, uh... Hey. 481 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,831 ...please tell me, in front of Holly, 482 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,008 how much you still love me. 483 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,052 I'm sorry. Is this why we came here? 484 00:15:24,096 --> 00:15:26,403 Please, I don't really know what that accent is.English. 485 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,361 I speak English. That didn't sound like English. 486 00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:31,321 It will be my final request, 487 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,192 I promise, 488 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,629 so both of us can move on. 489 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:39,981 'Cause I, you know, I'd really like to move on.I get it. 490 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,942 I'd like to move on all night long with Holly.Okay, I get it. 491 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,817 I'm only gonna say this one more time. 492 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:52,908 I always have and always will... 493 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,128 love you. 494 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:59,044 All right, all right, you know, this is the most elaborate way 495 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:01,655 to get out of dating me that I've ever experienced, so... 496 00:16:01,698 --> 00:16:03,178 [mouthing] 497 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,399 Winny, it's Nicky. 498 00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,053 Open the door, man! 499 00:16:08,096 --> 00:16:10,186 I guess the game's over.I thought we were working together. 500 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,274 I was gonna start on your confidence 501 00:16:11,317 --> 00:16:13,014 and work my way up to your facial hair. 502 00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:14,495 What's your fiancé gonna say about that? 503 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,149 Oh, this? I just wear it so guys don't hit on me in bars. 504 00:16:17,192 --> 00:16:18,193 Okay. 505 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,369 I'm single. 506 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,110 What are you gonna do about it, huh? 507 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,154 I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. 508 00:16:22,197 --> 00:16:23,243 Okay, I'm waiting. 509 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,375 Um, so... Still waiting. 510 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,115 NICK: Don't say anything! 511 00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:28,203 JESS: She sounds weird! Just let us out! 512 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,206 NICK: Just open the door.Yeah. 513 00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:39,432 C minus. You kiss like a damn bitch. 514 00:16:39,475 --> 00:16:41,956 Oh, you're messing with me; okay. Little bit. 515 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,220 [both sigh] 516 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,091 Nick, I'm gonna admit it. 517 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,092 I might be your cooler. 518 00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:49,095 I chalk it up to bad timing. 519 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,312 Well, thank you for admitting that. 520 00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,533 But to be fair, 521 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,057 you are your own cooler 70% of the time. 522 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,320 Some basic grooming, Nick, and you'd be smoking hot. 523 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,192 I'd be smoking hot? 524 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,192 You'd be smoking hot. 525 00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:01,280 You do want to kiss me, then. 526 00:17:01,323 --> 00:17:03,239 All bets are off if you take a shower. 527 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,807 [laughs] That is very nice of you. 528 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,468 [banging on door] 529 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:15,730 Jess, are you okay? I got your message! 530 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:17,644 What's happening? 531 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,342 Sam, I'm so sorry.Yeah... here, I'll help you up. I'll help you up. 532 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,299 It was a false alarm. 533 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,084 All right. 534 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,259 What are you doing back there? 535 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,262 ALL: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 536 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,482 Okay, let's just do this already. 537 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:32,181 Just kiss me. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. 538 00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:33,269 Kiss me!Jess, stop! 539 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,270 God! Miller, just kiss me already! 540 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:37,359 No, not like this! 541 00:17:37,403 --> 00:17:39,797 That, that...What? What does that mean? 542 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,146 No, I didn't... 543 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,931 Nothing. I just, I didn't mean it like that. 544 00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:44,540 I just, we can't like that because 545 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,935 that's not... Do you know, like...? 546 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:49,938 It's very, like, you don't... 547 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,113 That's not what it... 548 00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:52,375 [muffled]: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 549 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,463 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 550 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,988 [muffled]: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 551 00:17:57,031 --> 00:17:58,772 If you'll excuse me. 552 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,296 Nick, what are you doing? 553 00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,167 What are you do...? 554 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,907 I'm fine.Nick! 555 00:18:03,951 --> 00:18:07,346 I just have to move this, right here-- my back. Aah! 556 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,261 Okay, this makes sense. 557 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,698 What are you doing?! 558 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,352 I just need a little air... [continues indistinctly] 559 00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:13,614 What are you doing?! 560 00:18:13,656 --> 00:18:16,398 This is what I needed. This is... Ah-ha-ha! 561 00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:18,357 Nick, you don't have to kiss me! 562 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,968 GROUP: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 563 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,057 Help! Help me! 564 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,231 [chanting fades] 565 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,798 I made a very bad mistake! 566 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,278 [everyone shouting]Nick, no! No! 567 00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:27,279 Help me open this window! Help! 568 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,498 [all clamoring]Don't jump! 569 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,239 Hold it right there![yells] 570 00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:36,767 You scared me half to death out there. 571 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,247 Are you not getting enough attention? 572 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,378 I'm fine! I am fine! 573 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,554 You wouldn't let me out. 574 00:18:40,596 --> 00:18:42,424 I was partly joking!Nick, we will talk 575 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,948 about this in the morning. 576 00:18:43,991 --> 00:18:45,340 Yes, we will.But first... 577 00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:48,170 I'm gonna go do stuff with a girl. 578 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:49,824 Yeah! 579 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:51,259 I'm sorry.I'm glad you're okay. 580 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,392 I'm fine.I'm just, I got... 581 00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:53,653 Hey, Nick, if you ever feel the urge 582 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:54,959 to jump again, you call me. 583 00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:56,308 Thank you. 584 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:59,224 I am genuinely afraid of her. 585 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:01,575 I wish you didn't do that. 586 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:02,618 Close the door. 587 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,273 Thank you. 588 00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:07,363 [both chuckling, talking quietly] 589 00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:10,192 That was freakin' hilarious! 590 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,020 I mean, Jess, he jumped out on a ledge instead of kissing you. 591 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,065 Can you believe that? 592 00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:15,196 I'm an idiot. 593 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,852 Well, he's missing out. 594 00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:19,419 You want to go to bed?Mm-hmm. 595 00:19:19,461 --> 00:19:20,201 Okay. 596 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,204 [quiet laugh] 597 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:32,083 [scratching on door] 598 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,301 [scratching] 599 00:19:35,434 --> 00:19:36,826 Nick! 600 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,047 The scratching's back. 601 00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:40,440 All right, all right. 602 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,222 Jess, I'll take care of it. 603 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,397 Relax. 604 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,488 NICK: There's nobody there. 605 00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:47,097 [gasps, dog barks] 606 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,230 Admiral! Brian! 607 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,364 Admiral Hornbeck! Brian, down! 608 00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:53,234 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 609 00:19:53,278 --> 00:19:55,367 Sometimes he gets out... Is that my coat? 610 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,586 What...? 611 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,371 I thought my package was delivered here. 612 00:19:58,413 --> 00:20:00,241 It's her coat. I was knocking and knocking. 613 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,503 Are you sleeping in it?! 614 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,070 I think he might have been.Why?! 615 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:04,115 'Cause it's a fantastic coat. 616 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,073 It gives me confidence. 617 00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:06,727 Man, that is a woman's coat. 618 00:20:06,769 --> 00:20:07,902 What are you doing?All right, well, this is not the... 619 00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:09,382 Give her the coat, Nick. 620 00:20:09,424 --> 00:20:11,078 I love this coat. 621 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,385 So much weird crap happens in this apartment. 622 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,256 He's really sorry. 623 00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:18,694 God! 624 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,393 [both chuckle] 625 00:20:20,435 --> 00:20:22,742 Well, I guess the old Nick is back, huh? 626 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,483 Yeah. I'm gonna miss Trench Coat Nick. 627 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,484 [both laugh] 628 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,747 He was pretty great. 629 00:20:26,789 --> 00:20:27,703 I might miss him. 630 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,489 I liked him. 631 00:20:29,531 --> 00:20:30,881 He had guts. 632 00:20:30,924 --> 00:20:32,273 It was a woman's coat. 633 00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:33,318 [both laugh] 634 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,277 Good night, Nick. Good night. 635 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:56,732 I meant something like that. 636 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:13,923 [grunts with effort] 637 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,535 Oh, uh, hey, babe, 638 00:21:15,577 --> 00:21:18,538 do you mind if I, uh, put this somewhere else? 639 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,539 It's kind of, it's kind of creeping me out 640 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,803 when I'm trying to go to sleep. 641 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,194 Yeah, that's fine. [clears throat] 642 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,545 Cool. That's fine. 643 00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:26,414 [thudding] 644 00:21:27,415 --> 00:21:29,243 Whew.