1 00:00:01,566 --> 00:00:03,133 Buying a phone's a big deal. 2 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:04,786 I mean think of how long you'll have this thing. 3 00:00:04,873 --> 00:00:07,094 It's like buying a car or a bra. 4 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,920 Eight years, man. [snaps] Ow. 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,445 Hey, uh, sorry, I was just checking your credit score, 6 00:00:11,532 --> 00:00:14,188 and I got this number that's crazily low, 7 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,840 so I'll try again. 8 00:00:15,928 --> 00:00:17,669 Don't bother. I'm sure it's right. 9 00:00:17,756 --> 00:00:19,801 Seriously?Are you kidding me? 10 00:00:19,888 --> 00:00:22,196 250?! You get 150 just for being alive. 11 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,762 SALESMAN: Hey, Mojan! 12 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:25,416 Got a 250 credit score! 13 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:28,202 Well, I guess the $40 I saved on that Gap card didn't pay off. 14 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:29,725 Do you have, like, a box of charity phones 15 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,335 you're sending to Africa? 16 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:33,337 Can he just have one of those?Claire, Brendan, 17 00:00:33,423 --> 00:00:34,424 this guy's got a 250 credit score. 18 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:36,600 We're bringing everybody out? 19 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,908 Look at this. [laughing] 20 00:00:38,994 --> 00:00:41,692 Oh, I'm sorry. I've been doing this a long time. 21 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,433 I've just never seen a score this low. 22 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:46,002 Did you just wake up from a coma? 23 00:00:48,612 --> 00:00:51,137 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪♪ Who's that girl?♪ 24 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,747 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 25 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:54,271 ♪ Who's that girl?♪♪ It's Jess. ♪ 26 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,100 But you've always wanted a thing. 27 00:00:57,186 --> 00:00:59,581 This could be your thing, like, the guy with no phone. 28 00:00:59,667 --> 00:01:00,929 Well, who is that guy? 29 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,149 I don't want to be that guy. 30 00:01:02,235 --> 00:01:03,846 No, no, no, it's like mysterious. 31 00:01:03,932 --> 00:01:05,456 It's like, "I want to call Nick Miller." 32 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,240 "You can't; he doesn't have a phone." 33 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,719 "What?!" 34 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,069 You can go all Ghost Protocol on everyone. 35 00:01:10,156 --> 00:01:11,897 See, that's cool. 36 00:01:11,983 --> 00:01:14,030 I mean, I always wanted to be a mole person. 37 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,597 SHELBY: Schmidt, you're the Michael Jordan of bar trivia. 38 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:18,555 We were in the Greek mythology zone. 39 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,036 I mean, you knew every question. 40 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,081 SCHMIDT: Perseus, Icarus, Medusa... 41 00:01:22,168 --> 00:01:23,430 Medeuce, deuce! 42 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,823 Guys, you're shouting. 43 00:01:24,909 --> 00:01:26,129 I mean, you knew every answer. 44 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:27,478 Like, what was the tiebreaker you got? 45 00:01:27,564 --> 00:01:29,218 Calvin Coolidge's birthplace? 46 00:01:29,305 --> 00:01:30,698 Little Plymouth Notch, son. 47 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:31,960 Wow, I'm done with this. Hey, Shelby... 48 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,831 I mean, seriously, how did you know that? 49 00:01:33,918 --> 00:01:34,920 Question: How do you forget that? 50 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:36,356 Answer: You don't. 51 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:37,835 Jar! 52 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,141 I'm gonna jar myself on that one. 53 00:01:39,228 --> 00:01:42,057 He's like a trivia god.Girl, get up. 54 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,885 Winston, don't worry about it, man. 55 00:01:43,972 --> 00:01:45,234 It's your public school education. 56 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:46,584 You'll catch up.[door slams] 57 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:49,109 Jar again. 58 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:55,811 Excuse me? 59 00:01:55,897 --> 00:01:57,378 Oh, hi. 60 00:01:57,465 --> 00:01:58,944 Yeah, hi, hi, I'm Russell Schiller, Sarah's dad. 61 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:00,728 Oh, yes.We spoke on the phone. 62 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:01,816 I'm Jessica Day. 63 00:02:01,903 --> 00:02:03,296 Did you just curtsy? 64 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:05,472 I did, yes; I did. 65 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,257 Is this a bad time? 66 00:02:07,343 --> 00:02:09,171 Nope, no, no, no, I was just cleaning up 67 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,868 from the sexual health class. 68 00:02:10,955 --> 00:02:12,262 I had to take condoms 69 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:14,045 off 30cucumbers, 70 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,873 and condoms are harder to take off than I thought. 71 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,485 I know how to put them on, 72 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,181 but I didn't know how to take them off. 73 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:22,359 I guess someone else has always done it for me. 74 00:02:22,445 --> 00:02:24,926 Yeah, I'm sorry. I just got off a flight from London. 75 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,362 Maybe I'm a little out of it. 76 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:28,235 [British accent]: Oh, London. 77 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,585 Did you have a busy sch... 78 00:02:30,671 --> 00:02:32,978 [British pronunciation]: se-dule? 79 00:02:33,064 --> 00:02:34,893 Did you have fun? 80 00:02:34,979 --> 00:02:36,503 No, I was advising a merger. 81 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,331 Oh, fair enough. 82 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:42,423 Um, you wanted to talk to me about Sarah's art. 83 00:02:42,509 --> 00:02:44,468 So, this is one of the pieces she did. 84 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:47,949 Um... 85 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:49,430 [chuckles] 86 00:02:49,516 --> 00:02:51,519 That one's called, um, 87 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,259 "At the Mall with Grandma." 88 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:56,175 She made that in dream-cess, 89 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,655 which is where, um, 90 00:02:57,741 --> 00:02:59,656 I let the kids have time to create something. 91 00:02:59,743 --> 00:03:01,528 Sarah's gonna be opting out of dream-cess from now on. 92 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,182 She'll use that same time 93 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:05,794 to review her other schoolwork with a tutor. 94 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,187 Oh, did you talk to Sarah about this? 95 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,100 Well, I don't need to. 96 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,712 I want her to know fractions before she goes to high school. 97 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,889 Well, I follow the curriculum.My daughter is wearing doll's heads 98 00:03:13,975 --> 00:03:15,673 around her neck, so whatever you're doing, 99 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:18,198 keep it up. 100 00:03:18,284 --> 00:03:20,156 Okay, I talk to your daughter every single day. 101 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,550 Do you? Because hiring a tutor 102 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:24,986 is not the same thing as spending time with her. 103 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,858 I'm her father, not her friend. 104 00:03:26,944 --> 00:03:29,991 I know what she needs. 105 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,341 Give my best to Mrs. Monogamy. 106 00:03:31,427 --> 00:03:32,995 Cheerio. 107 00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:38,391 He's the third largest donor in the city. 108 00:03:38,478 --> 00:03:40,872 We take his money and then what, we have to answer to him? 109 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:42,308 So, you're asking me to give up my integrity? 110 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:43,570 That's what I'm telling you to do. 111 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:45,007 Yes, we need his money. 112 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,574 So, he pulls his donation. 113 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:49,228 You know what? I'll raise the money myself. 114 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,187 I'll get a ragtag group of kids together. 115 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,972 A lost soul, an orphan, 116 00:03:54,058 --> 00:03:56,453 a Jewish kid with a keyboard, 117 00:03:56,539 --> 00:03:58,281 a little slut who can dance, 118 00:03:58,367 --> 00:03:59,760 and one fatso, 119 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:00,848 and I'll choreograph some dances, 120 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,329 make a show. 121 00:04:02,415 --> 00:04:03,981 You did that already, Jess. 122 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:05,984 It's called the spring musical, and it literally brought in $60. 123 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:07,943 Please don't make me apologize. 124 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,336 You're gonna go to his office. 125 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,641 You're gonna say that you were wrong. 126 00:04:11,728 --> 00:04:13,861 Say you're never gonna let the kids do anything creative 127 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,384 ever again. 128 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,865 From now on, 129 00:04:16,951 --> 00:04:19,781 your classroom is full-on North Korea: 130 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:21,129 Math! Math! Math! 131 00:04:21,216 --> 00:04:22,565 Make sure he doesn't 132 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:23,827 pull the donation. 133 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:26,526 When he was yelling at you, 134 00:04:26,613 --> 00:04:28,223 did do that little thing with his mouth? 135 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,052 You know, that little smile thing? 136 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:32,314 You know, like, like where he goes, "Mmm"? 137 00:04:32,401 --> 00:04:33,663 That's really weird, Tanya. 138 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,230 Apologize. 139 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:40,889 Why'd you make me look stupid in front of Shelby last night?Wait, what? 140 00:04:40,975 --> 00:04:42,106 Which of the five great lakes is located 141 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,805 entirely in the United States? 142 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,937 Lake Erie?Yeah, if Lake Michigan didn't exist 143 00:04:47,024 --> 00:04:49,158 and we won a fictional U.S.-Canada war. 144 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,985 Lake Michigan.Correct! 145 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,860 Oh, you want me to take a dive next time? 146 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,297 Take a dive?You know, like pretend like 147 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,862 you know more than me when Shelby's around, 148 00:04:58,949 --> 00:05:00,908 so it seems like you're smarter. 149 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:03,389 I know you'd do the same thing for me if I were the dumber one. 150 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:05,216 Wow, okay, so let me get this straight: 151 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,610 you think because you know a few facts about Princess Kate, 152 00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:09,483 that makes you smarter than me?First of all, 153 00:05:09,569 --> 00:05:11,788 Kate is a duchess and whip-smart by all accounts. 154 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:13,225 And second of all, don't be so prideful. 155 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,749 Look, man, there's nothing wrong 156 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,141 with being the second smartest in the loft. 157 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:18,230 You know what, let me take that back. 158 00:05:18,317 --> 00:05:19,754 Jess is a teacher of children. 159 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:20,754 You memorize facts. 160 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:22,365 I can memorize facts. 161 00:05:22,451 --> 00:05:23,627 That doesn't make you smart. 162 00:05:23,713 --> 00:05:25,106 Okay, well, maybe, 163 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,891 but I'm definitely smarter than you. 164 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,805 Whew! Glutes are done, my man. 165 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:29,894 I'm gonna go to the stairwell, 166 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:32,113 work on my calves. Come with? 167 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,810 Hell, no. 168 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,117 You sure? 169 00:05:37,858 --> 00:05:38,903 JESS: I have to grovel. 170 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:39,990 I hate groveling. 171 00:05:40,077 --> 00:05:41,252 I would have lasted two seconds 172 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,603 in the court of the Sun King. 173 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:46,040 I think about that all the time.You do? 174 00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:47,869 Do you know how much I grovel on a daily basis? 175 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:49,173 It is literally obscene. 176 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,872 Come the weekend, 177 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,177 I'm the one who's filling up my cart 178 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,831 with Fila, Nautica, Impulse Fila, 179 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:56,180 Hilfiger, CK, 180 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,704 BR Leather cuff, 181 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:58,793 and more Fila. 182 00:05:58,879 --> 00:06:00,185 This is the problem, Jess. 183 00:06:00,271 --> 00:06:01,535 It's rich people. 184 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,319 We are right where they want us, Jess: 185 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:06,060 just suckling on the teat of consumerism. 186 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,105 Yeah.That's the exact reason I got rid of my phone. 187 00:06:08,192 --> 00:06:09,934 You were denied a cell phone 188 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,197 because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost. 189 00:06:12,283 --> 00:06:14,069 How I got here doesn't matter. 190 00:06:14,156 --> 00:06:15,286 You weigh more than your credit score. 191 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,463 I'm here now, 192 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:17,768 and I'm loving it. Yeah. 193 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,204 I'm the guy with no phone. 194 00:06:19,290 --> 00:06:20,858 I mean, right now, 195 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:22,730 I'm writing a letter to my friend, Kev, 196 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:25,036 seeing if he wants to party with me this Friday. 197 00:06:25,122 --> 00:06:27,038 "What up, Kev? 198 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,475 "You in? 199 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,564 Nick Miller." Yeah, Nick, 200 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,129 he might pull the funding from the school, 201 00:06:32,216 --> 00:06:33,348 so I'm just a little bit... 202 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,002 Blame your period. 203 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,396 I've actually done this before. 204 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,875 I mean, both parties knew 205 00:06:37,961 --> 00:06:40,704 that I was lying, obviously, 206 00:06:40,790 --> 00:06:42,401 but it didn't matter because they knew 207 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:43,838 that I had utterly humiliated myself, 208 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:47,449 and at the end of the day, they respected that. 209 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:48,930 I'm sorry; I just feel like 210 00:06:49,016 --> 00:06:50,975 someone should suggest a simple apology. 211 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,281 I know that's not where we're headed here, 212 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:53,803 but I'm just gonna go on record 213 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:56,677 and say, I think you should apologize 214 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,026 like a human.No! 215 00:06:58,112 --> 00:06:59,853 No! I'm going with Nick 216 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,550 'cause I don't think I have to apologize. 217 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,726 NICK: Yeah, Jess, so march into his office, 218 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:07,252 and say, "Hey, Mr. Fancyman, you can't tell me what to do. 219 00:07:07,338 --> 00:07:08,384 "Your money 220 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,559 doesn't own me." 221 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:11,473 And then throw away your phone. 222 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,170 Yeah, I'm gonna throw my phone into the fiery chasm 223 00:07:13,257 --> 00:07:14,521 where he keeps his poor people. 224 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,305 Actually, scratch that. 225 00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:19,264 My mom's got your number in case of emergency. 226 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:21,353 I want her to think that I can bring something to the table. 227 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,660 I care about this girl, Elvin. 228 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:25,793 I want her to be my girlfriend. 229 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,100 She sees me, all she sees is a part-time nanny, and that's... 230 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:30,841 You area part-time nanny. 231 00:07:30,927 --> 00:07:32,233 I want her to think I'm smart. 232 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,278 What about fake glasses? 233 00:07:34,365 --> 00:07:35,411 It worked for me. 234 00:07:37,194 --> 00:07:39,415 Okay, okay, I'm on my way to his office, 235 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:41,199 and I have a speech I wrote for Fancyman, 236 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,504 and I want to practice it. 237 00:07:42,591 --> 00:07:44,115 Why are you listening to Nick? 238 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:45,507 It is a horrible idea. 239 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,901 Ghost Protocol, man. 240 00:07:46,987 --> 00:07:48,163 You're using my phone. 241 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,643 It's not Ghost Protocol. 242 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,644 It's you using my phone. 243 00:07:51,731 --> 00:07:54,081 This is a group call; I'm just talking in my living room, 244 00:07:54,168 --> 00:07:56,040 and it happens to go into that box. 245 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:58,608 Okay, I'm gonna start with a quote against social Darwinism, 246 00:07:58,694 --> 00:08:00,915 then a discussion of the Gilded Age, 247 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,482 the robber barons, the Great Society, 248 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,091 how we ended up with a huge wealth disparity 249 00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:05,528 in this country, 250 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,269 and then, I end with a bluegrass version 251 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:09,009 of Public Enemy's "Fight the Power." 252 00:08:09,096 --> 00:08:10,053 Bad finish. 253 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,098 [engine knocking] 254 00:08:11,185 --> 00:08:12,274 SCHMIDT: What is that? 255 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,666 Are you driving a lawn mower? 256 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,146 No, I just... 257 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,497 [drivers yelling]It's my car. 258 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,062 NICK: Look, this is a great opportunity. 259 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:20,500 You need to ask yourself, 260 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:22,326 where are you even going? 261 00:08:22,413 --> 00:08:24,415 SCHMIDT: Buy a new car.NICK: You don't need a car. 262 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,766 [Nick and Shmidt bickering]Oh, my car's stalled out. 263 00:08:26,853 --> 00:08:29,464 Can you guys come and help me push it? 264 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,946 Yeah, we'll be down in a few minutes. 265 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,120 MAN: Hey, can I help you? 266 00:08:33,207 --> 00:08:34,774 What? Oh, hi. 267 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:36,602 Um, 268 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,388 uh, Mr. Schiller, um, 269 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,695 how'd you know I was here?I was driving by and I saw you. 270 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,740 My office is right here. 271 00:08:43,826 --> 00:08:45,786 Oh, oh, what a coincidence. 272 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,309 I had no idea. 273 00:08:48,397 --> 00:08:49,789 Weird. 274 00:08:49,876 --> 00:08:51,355 What's wrong with the car? 275 00:08:51,442 --> 00:08:52,836 Guy sounds like a matinee idol. 276 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:54,446 Shut up, Schmidt. 277 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,317 I'm just pushing it to the nearest gas station. 278 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:58,494 It's like, a mile away, so I'm fine. 279 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:00,801 I know a guy; he'll be here in ten. 280 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:03,150 Oh, no, Mr. Schiller.Russell. 281 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,022 Mr. Schiller, I can take care of myself. 282 00:09:05,109 --> 00:09:07,067 It's how I was raised; I wasn't raised with money, 283 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:09,940 so when something broke, we pretended it still worked. 284 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,725 Some of my best memories are pushing this car around 285 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:12,986 on family vacations. 286 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:14,640 [phone chirping]Okay. 287 00:09:16,293 --> 00:09:18,166 Oh, yeah, tow truck's on the way. 288 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:20,559 Look, that's very nice and generous of you, 289 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,519 but I really... I-I mean, I need my car, and... 290 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,346 Here, let me help you. 291 00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:28,001 Take mine. 292 00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:29,830 What? Take mine. 293 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:32,397 Here. No. 294 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:36,183 Come on. Take mine.Uh, I don't know how to drive cars that work. 295 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:37,359 You can drop it off tomorrow night. 296 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:38,794 I'm having a party, a cookout. 297 00:09:38,881 --> 00:09:39,883 Come on over any time. Come on. 298 00:09:41,275 --> 00:09:42,320 Thank you so much. 299 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,018 This is amazing. 300 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,019 I will return it washed and polished. 301 00:09:46,106 --> 00:09:47,543 Do you think it's a superhero?No. 302 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,153 I think it's Jess and some weird guy. 303 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,460 Miss Day? 304 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,721 Jess-- you can call me Jess. 305 00:09:52,808 --> 00:09:56,639 Great, I'll see you tomorrow, Jess. 306 00:09:56,725 --> 00:09:59,336 Go is the one on the right. 307 00:09:59,423 --> 00:10:01,644 The one on the left is stop. 308 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,384 [quietly] Thanks. 309 00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,386 What kind of car is it?We are the 99%. 310 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,215 Is it an SL?We the 99%. 311 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,519 Does it have a push ignition? 312 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,086 Does it have a push ignition? 313 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,393 Please tell me it's not a hybrid. 314 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:19,009 And then he gives me his car, just hands me the keys. 315 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,097 It's like so... 316 00:10:21,184 --> 00:10:23,840 Rich people! They're always giving you their cars. 317 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,320 It's like, let them eat cars. 318 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:26,625 You know what he's doing? 319 00:10:26,712 --> 00:10:28,409 He's taking back the power, 320 00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:30,238 so I have to go to his cookout, 321 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,804 and instead of standing up to him, 322 00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:32,980 I have to grovel. 323 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,894 Just a thought: 324 00:10:34,981 --> 00:10:37,288 what if he likes you? [scoffs] No, I hate him. 325 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,596 This guy is single and he's sweet. 326 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,510 Sweet? No. 327 00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:43,730 He's not sweet. 328 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,514 I would never go for that guy. 329 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,254 Why?Because he's the type of guy 330 00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:49,605 who has a linen closet and a towel warmer. 331 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:50,911 You know me. 332 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,826 I'm only attracted to guys 333 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,261 who are afraid of success 334 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,524 and think someone famous stole their idea. 335 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,221 I like an underdog. 336 00:10:57,307 --> 00:10:59,788 Spencer didn't even own sheets.Yeah. He slept 337 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,312 on a pile of washcloths.Can I say something 338 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,879 to you now that you're not gonna like? 339 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,533 No. Like, maybe Russell intimidates you. 340 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,448 Because you wouldn't have to take care of him, 341 00:11:07,535 --> 00:11:08,884 because he would take care of you, 342 00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,017 and that just terrifies you. 343 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,278 Uh, no. 344 00:11:11,365 --> 00:11:14,934 Spencer... wore... jellies. 345 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,153 How many pounds in a metric ton? 346 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,201 2,204.6. Next. 347 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,899 In 1948, Albert became the first... 348 00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:24,030 American......American monkey in space. 349 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,772 Let's go. 350 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,903 This ancient...Mesopotamia. Hit me. 351 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,427 You don't actually know what a Mesopotamia is. 352 00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:32,995 Of course I know what Mesopotamia is. Don't be crazy. 353 00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:34,475 Use it in a sentence. 354 00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:38,131 Look, there's Mesopotamia. 355 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,741 JESS: So I'm going to have to draw 356 00:11:39,828 --> 00:11:41,221 on your hatred of rich people for this, okay? 357 00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:42,831 Hate me up. 358 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,138 Well, for starters, look at this place. 359 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,661 I know. Ugh. 360 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,445 I'm betting at one point there was a moat. 361 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,664 Rich boy punk. [laughs] 362 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,147 This hallway's excessive. It's braggy. 363 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,888 Well, I guess everyone's out back. 364 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,759 Ugh, look at this place, Jess. Are you kidding me? 365 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,107 It's so over-the-top. 366 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,761 A kitchen island? Be a man! 367 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,546 Let your counter attach to itself.I know. 368 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,200 It's like, I can't chop vegetables over here. 369 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,462 I need to do it over here. Love me, love me. 370 00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:06,855 I mean, we're making an egg, 371 00:12:06,942 --> 00:12:08,379 not going to outer space, guys, right? 372 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,553 Right. Nice burn. 373 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,299 JESS: Whoa. 374 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:17,998 Makes me want to sit by the fire, 375 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,392 and talk about how annoying Gandhi is. 376 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,917 Whoa, something's happening to me, Jess. 377 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,918 I want to sit at that desk 378 00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,791 and veto a law.What are you doing, Nick? 379 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,272 That's someone else's stuff.Jess, when I put my hand on this desk, 380 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,577 I feel sexually proficient for the first time in my life. 381 00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:34,841 Nick, this man stands for everything you hate. 382 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,105 I'm President Miller! You're all fired! 383 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,585 Bring our boys home. 384 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,761 Okay, this is how evil geniuses are born. 385 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,371 You smell that? It smells like leather 386 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,330 and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness. 387 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,421 I want to wear this cap. 388 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:51,509 You're not helping me! 389 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,076 Nick, I know this room is beautiful, 390 00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:56,818 gentlemanly, and... smells like Christmas, 391 00:12:56,905 --> 00:12:58,168 but you have to stay strong. 392 00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:00,256 I'm gonna go find Russell. 393 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,912 Keep... playing with that duck. 394 00:13:05,174 --> 00:13:07,481 I want to kill you. 395 00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:10,179 Because I respect you. 396 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,225 I think I understand hunting! 397 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,631 Hello, Russell. 398 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,417 Hey, Jess. Thanks for coming. 399 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,072 Oh, the mechanic called. Your car's done. 400 00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:33,899 He also wanted me to communicate to you 401 00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:35,945 that you need to change your oil. 402 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,642 [sighs] 403 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:40,688 I want to, first of all, say thank you, Russell. 404 00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:42,908 Um, and second of all, I want to say, um, 405 00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:45,475 I know you donate a lot of money to this school, but... 406 00:13:45,562 --> 00:13:47,696 You think I'm a snob. No. No. 407 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:51,568 No, I have nothing against people who... 408 00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:54,442 live in enormous mansions. 409 00:13:54,528 --> 00:13:56,486 Jess, I'm 42. 410 00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,837 I've made a lot of money, and I enjoy spending it. 411 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:00,577 Oh, you've got to try one of these. Oh. 412 00:14:00,664 --> 00:14:02,405 Deconstructed spring roll. 413 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:03,885 It's delicious. Oh. 414 00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,801 Try it. Oh. 415 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,719 Oh, my God! 416 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,677 This is so amazing I want to punch you! 417 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,461 [laughs]Russell! Russell. 418 00:14:14,548 --> 00:14:16,463 Come tell Carolyn about that time you delivered that baby. 419 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,552 Oh. Yeah. 420 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,772 You delivered a baby?Just... it was twins, actually. 421 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,947 Twins? 422 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,653 Are you wearing my sweater? 423 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,090 No. Yes. It was on the back of the chair. 424 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,700 So I thought the sweater belonged to the chair. 425 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,179 I thought it was a chair sweater. 426 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,182 Those exist. 427 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,443 I'm Nick. 428 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:42,446 Oh, you know Jess. Yes. 429 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,883 I'm Jess' roommate. I'm the guy with no phone, 430 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,361 if she's told you. That's my thing. 431 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:47,321 No phones.Why don't you have a phone? 432 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,845 Because I don't want to be tied to some corporate system. 433 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,716 That, and no one would give me one. 434 00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:52,803 I have incredibly low credit ratings. 435 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,719 Yeah. 436 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,721 When I was your age, I had a really skinny ponytail, 437 00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:58,854 and I think I was living off of selling my own blood. 438 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,203 That's funny. Then what happened? 439 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,510 One day you just woke up and you had all this? 440 00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:05,381 Well, I realized I wanted to grow up. 441 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,037 That's what happened.Um... 442 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,648 I got this as a gift from the company for Christmas, so... 443 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,432 Oh, wow, that's great. 444 00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:14,913 My boss gave me three credit cards he found at the bar, 445 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,960 and said, "You didn't get these from me." 446 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,354 It's a bartender joke. I'm a bartender. We... 447 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,791 We don't steal credit cards. Cool, cool. 448 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,923 Here. Take it. No, no, I can't take your phone, man. 449 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,970 I can't... it's just... 450 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,537 it feels really good in my hand. 451 00:15:32,408 --> 00:15:34,976 Is it possible to be sexually attracted to an object? 452 00:15:35,063 --> 00:15:37,283 Yes, it is. It really is. 453 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:41,852 You can keep the sweater.Thanks, I... 454 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,292 I don't know why I put it on, to be honest with you. 455 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,903 I just came in here, and it smelled like Shakespeare, 456 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,471 if Shakespeare were a damn cowboy. 457 00:15:50,557 --> 00:15:53,168 And hawk's nests, and boat fuel, and cigars and burping... 458 00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:54,475 man stuff!Yeah, yeah, enjoy it. 459 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,042 Thank you. Yeah. 460 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,520 I appreciate you.Yeah, yeah. Sure. 461 00:15:57,607 --> 00:16:01,047 Hey, Russell, why are you being so nice to me? 462 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,787 Well, you're Jess's friend, right? 463 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,965 Now, you fold that sweater. 464 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,096 Don't hang it. 465 00:16:07,182 --> 00:16:09,184 You listening to me? Fold it. 466 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,708 Ah, I don't care. Do whatever you want. 467 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,275 That was really funny, man! 468 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,974 Why did I...? 469 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,629 Bidet! 470 00:16:19,716 --> 00:16:21,980 Bidet if I do. 471 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,635 [bidet speaking Japanese] 472 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,076 [overlapping Japanese words] 473 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,860 Oh, my God! [screams] 474 00:16:32,947 --> 00:16:35,298 Oh, my gosh. Shut up.RUSSELL: Jess, is that you? 475 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:37,082 Oh, God! Oh, God.RUSSELL: What's wrong? 476 00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:39,475 Sorry, Jess. I'm coming in. 477 00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:41,434 Oh, my God. What's going on? 478 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,263 Oh, my God! I just...Wait, wait, wait. 479 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,525 Ow!No, I just pressed some buttons 480 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,135 with cartoon characters on them.Yeah, it's Japanese. 481 00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:49,269 Of course it's a Japanese bidet. 482 00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:51,139 Of course you have a Japanese bidet. 483 00:16:51,226 --> 00:16:53,142 Look, Russell, I want to tell you 484 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,100 that I am not sorry about what I said 485 00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:57,972 because Sara is 12, and she is creative, 486 00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,322 and I don't care if you pull your donation, 487 00:16:59,408 --> 00:17:00,889 I am not gonna grovel...Why did you think I was 488 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,283 going to pull the donation? I would never do that. 489 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,199 [bidet repeating Japanese phrase] Okay. 490 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,808 Oh, jeez. 491 00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:09,419 It is some really deep cleaning here. 492 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:10,507 Oh, God.No, Jess, Jess! 493 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,855 Wait! Oh! 494 00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:14,597 Jess, you put it up to six happy faces. 495 00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:16,296 I've never gone past three. 496 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,040 Jess, why are we leaving? 497 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,086 And why are you all wet? 498 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,609 Okay, did you take a bath in his tub because you wanted to see 499 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:27,785 what it'd feel like to be him? 500 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:28,786 'Cause, weirdly, I get that. 501 00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,309 No. I want to leave 502 00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:32,573 because we don't fit in here, Nick. 503 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,269 I know that I've been saying you can't give into this guy, 504 00:17:34,356 --> 00:17:36,403 but I don't think that you should run from him, either. 505 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,188 'Cause no matter where you go, he could find you. 506 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,146 I believe that. 507 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,670 No, running's good. I'm gonna run. 508 00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,150 Hey, Jess, stop. 509 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,412 Look, this may complicate things, 510 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,631 but I'm in love with him. 511 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,198 Shut up!No, I won't shut up. 512 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,026 He smells like strong coffee 513 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,854 and going to see a man about a horse. 514 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,637 You're ridiculous, Nick. Let's go. 515 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:57,118 I am ridiculous, okay, but no. 516 00:17:57,205 --> 00:18:00,426 Be a grown-up. 517 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,777 He likes you, Jess. 518 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,692 Go back in there. 519 00:18:04,778 --> 00:18:06,867 I think it'd be good for you. 520 00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:11,438 And I'm not just saying that because I'm in love with him. 521 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,396 [scoffs] Just do it. 522 00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:18,618 Don't be intimidated just because you're just younger, 523 00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:21,056 poorer and wetter than everybody in there. 524 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,710 Goldfinger! I mean, no, no. 525 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,103 I meant to say Golden-Golden Hind! 526 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,756 Golden Hind is what I meant to say. 527 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,105 No... Winston, 528 00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:28,803 you are all over the place. 529 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,240 The Green Bay Packers did not invent the T formation, 530 00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:33,328 nor was Crispin Glover the first man to die 531 00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:35,201 in the Revolutionary War. Shh. 532 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,507 This is supposed to be fun. Look, Babe, it is fun. 533 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,855 I just don't want to look stupid in front of everybody. 534 00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:39,901 All right?You're not stupid. 535 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,468 Well, I mean, he did skip Earth 536 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,947 when listing the planets. 537 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,515 SHELBY: What has gotten into you today? 538 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,300 I just... I just didn't want you to think I was an idiot. 539 00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:52,218 You tried to memorize all the trivia answers? Winston! 540 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:57,570 I don't want some smart, rich guy who owns his own car. 541 00:18:57,657 --> 00:19:00,355 I want to be with you. 542 00:19:00,442 --> 00:19:03,881 I don't care if you don't know Ernest Hemingway's birthplace. 543 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,578 Oak Park, Illinois. 544 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,538 So, what are you saying? 545 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,061 Are we doing this? Is this real? 546 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,759 Like, are you my girlfriend? 547 00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:14,153 Because if that's what you're saying, 548 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,632 then that would make me very happy. 549 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,416 Mm, me, too. 550 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,769 Shelby, be careful with his mustache, please. 551 00:19:21,855 --> 00:19:23,423 Mmm. It's very delicate. 552 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:26,556 I can't watch this anymore. 553 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,428 Winston, I hope you're better in bed 554 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:31,560 because your street work is embarrassing. 555 00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:34,346 Am I talking too much? I don't want to ruin the moment. 556 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:36,392 You know what? If this was my grandmother's building, 557 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,827 she'd be outside on the patio, 558 00:19:37,914 --> 00:19:39,352 and she'd be yelling down at you, 559 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:40,743 and she'd be saying, 560 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:42,006 "You look beautiful. 561 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,574 "The two of you are a beautiful couple. 562 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,750 I'm glad you found one another." 563 00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:49,188 But she wouldn't invite you up because she's a horrible racist. 564 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,148 You want me to put on some Jodeci? 565 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,022 There you are. I was looking for you. 566 00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:00,241 Okay.... 567 00:20:00,328 --> 00:20:02,113 Listen. Uh-huh. 568 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,160 I'm not used to people who have it all together. 569 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,554 I think... you scare me. 570 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,990 Oh, no, no, I don't... 571 00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:11,862 I don't have it all together. 572 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,082 I don't even know how to talk to my own kid. 573 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:15,605 I can't even remember the last time she hugged me 574 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:16,998 and used both arms. 575 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,434 She said she wanted to go bra shopping, 576 00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:20,784 and so I bought her a ski vest. 577 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:23,308 Look, every eye roll 578 00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:26,660 means you're doing something right. 579 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,009 Really? No, that's just what 580 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:30,316 I tell parents to make them feel better. 581 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,665 Jess, will you have dinner with me? 582 00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:37,278 Yes. 583 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:39,499 Great. Good. 584 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,894 Sh-Should I, um, text you, or...? 585 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,201 No. I'll call. Great. 586 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,550 Okay, cool. All right, cool. 587 00:20:48,637 --> 00:20:51,902 [gasps] Oh, no... Hey, Jess. 588 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,730 Jess, why are you in the koi pond?! 589 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,036 Jess, are you okay?JESS: Oh, God, oh, God. 590 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,906 RUSSELL: Okay, come here.Oh, God! 591 00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:58,082 Koi in my dress!Let me help you. 592 00:20:58,169 --> 00:20:59,648 Koi in my dress! 593 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:00,824 RUSSELL: Are you all right? 594 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,347 Oh, you got a fish in your dress. 595 00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:04,349 I didn't ask you! I'm talking to you! 596 00:21:04,436 --> 00:21:07,048 You want to come in here and charge me a billion dollars? 597 00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:09,355 [laughs] That's nothing to me! 598 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,881 Want it? Want it? 599 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,664 You're off the streets. 600 00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:17,101 I don't want to, either. 601 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,885 You're the best cop I got! 602 00:21:18,972 --> 00:21:20,583 As President Miller of Earth, 603 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:23,804 I'd like to speak to the Galactic Emperor, please. 604 00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,413 Yeah, it's about money. 605 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,721 I'm gonna push a piece of paper across the desk 606 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,679 that I've written a little number on. 607 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,115 Why don't I just tell you? It's five kabillion dollars. 608 00:21:32,202 --> 00:21:34,292 So, what do you say? Is China mine, Mr. Ying?