1 00:00:02,653 --> 00:00:05,091 I can't believe Jess got me roller skates for Christmas. 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,049 I feel so free. 3 00:00:07,136 --> 00:00:09,009 Don't. See this. 4 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,532 "Merry Christmas, Brendan. 5 00:00:10,618 --> 00:00:12,316 Don't swallow these. Love, Uncle Nick." 6 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:14,057 It's a great gift. He's a 12-year-old kid, 7 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,537 it's a bunch of tacks. He's going to love 'em. 8 00:00:15,624 --> 00:00:17,364 Give it to me.I hate Christmas. 9 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:19,323 First of all, it means that Hanukkah is over. 10 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,237 Second of all, I hate it when you guys leave and go home. 11 00:00:21,324 --> 00:00:22,673 When are you leaving? 12 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:23,719 I think 4:00 a.m.Tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. 13 00:00:23,806 --> 00:00:25,199 NICK: Is that it? Schmidt, 14 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,504 don't worry about it, man, we're all gonna 15 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:27,809 hang out tonight at your office party. 16 00:00:27,896 --> 00:00:29,245 Please tell me you're not dressing up 17 00:00:29,332 --> 00:00:30,333 like Santa this year, are you? 18 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:31,856 I'm the only man in the office. 19 00:00:31,943 --> 00:00:32,902 Of course I'm gonna dress up like Santa. 20 00:00:32,988 --> 00:00:34,295 Look, I like it. 21 00:00:34,381 --> 00:00:35,948 I get all this dirt on my coworkers. 22 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,601 They get drunk and they whisper what they want 23 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:39,603 for Christmas in my ear, and then I use that information 24 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:41,737 to subtly undermine them and control them 25 00:00:41,823 --> 00:00:43,042 for the rest of the year. 26 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,045 Ah, the true spirit of Christmas. 27 00:00:45,131 --> 00:00:46,829 Winston, you'd better watch it, man, 28 00:00:46,915 --> 00:00:48,091 because I will take you down. 29 00:00:48,177 --> 00:00:49,918 You want to go? You want to go? 30 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,268 You're gonna take me down?I had figure skating lessons 31 00:00:51,354 --> 00:00:53,487 until I was 13, and then my mom sobered up 32 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,707 and realized I was a boy. Let's do this. 33 00:00:55,793 --> 00:00:57,360 You should not have said that. Hey, guys, guys, don't fight. 34 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,972 Let's go.You're wearing roller skates. 35 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,409 I'm telling you, man.Both of you, enough, hey, hey. 36 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,932 Nothing's smart about what you guys are doing. 37 00:01:04,019 --> 00:01:05,891 Why don't you both act like grown-ups? 38 00:01:05,977 --> 00:01:08,024 No, no. JESS: I need your help right now. 39 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,807 I need you guys to get in my car 40 00:01:09,894 --> 00:01:11,375 and come with me to the mall 'cause I really need 41 00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:14,073 to figure out what to buy Paul for... 42 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,510 You guys are all wearing 43 00:01:15,596 --> 00:01:16,859 the holiday gifts I gave you. 44 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:18,555 No, I...That is so sweet. 45 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:19,817 I need to take a picture. 46 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,037 Jess, don't take a photo right now. 47 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,082 So cute.Don't do the photo. 48 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:24,432 Please, no pictures.So cute, so cute. 49 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:25,736 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 50 00:01:25,823 --> 00:01:27,087 ♪ Who's that girl?♪ 51 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,652 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 52 00:01:28,739 --> 00:01:30,829 ♪ Who's that girl?♪♪ It's Jess. ♪ 53 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:32,265 So why can't you figure out 54 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:33,570 what to get your boyfriend Paul? 55 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:35,704 I don't know. 56 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:38,054 Maybe 'cause we've only been going out for, like, a month, 57 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,010 so I know it's not something fancy. 58 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,229 But do I get him a gag gift 59 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:41,230 or do I get him something sweet? 60 00:01:41,317 --> 00:01:42,537 I don't know. 61 00:01:42,623 --> 00:01:43,668 Well, I think you got to figure out 62 00:01:43,754 --> 00:01:44,973 what you feel about him 63 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:46,149 and then get a gift that reflects it. 64 00:01:46,235 --> 00:01:47,932 I think that's kind of the move. 65 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:50,936 My initial thought was to get him a gift certificate 66 00:01:51,022 --> 00:01:52,241 for piping hot sex. 67 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,329 Really-- oh, you're being serious? 68 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:54,722 But I don't want him to think 69 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,289 that I'm using him for his body. 70 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,552 I'm sure he'd be okay with that. 71 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,990 "Nerdy weird sex that works for both of us." 72 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,165 Give it back. This is amazing. 73 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:04,515 No, come on.I'm gonna keep this. 74 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:06,343 I'm gonna cash this in one night and get 75 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,561 some weird nerd sex with it.No, but it's not for you. 76 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:08,954 Oh, my God, thank you. 77 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,694 Now I know what I'm getting my mom. 78 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,393 Oh, my God, Nick.It's going right to my mom. 79 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:14,264 Why do we have to go to this office party tonight? 80 00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:15,830 Because it's the last night 81 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,485 before you guys go home to your families, 82 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,312 and we got to blow this thing out, man. 83 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,487 Plus, it'll be a good opportunity 84 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,054 for you to do some networking. 85 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,707 Help with the job search. 86 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:25,231 I'm telling you, everybody's hitting the nog, 87 00:02:25,318 --> 00:02:26,972 having a good time, letting loose. 88 00:02:27,058 --> 00:02:30,150 You swoop in there, and then boom-- new job, man. 89 00:02:30,236 --> 00:02:32,108 That's how things work. 90 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,587 You know, Benjamins in your pocket, La Pen-si-own, 91 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:37,112 little four-to-the-oh- to-the-one-to-the-kay. 92 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,201 You're making me want to stay broke. 93 00:02:39,288 --> 00:02:41,073 So what'd you get Paul? 94 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,379 I'm not telling you, but, um, I'll give you a hint. 95 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:45,033 It's fuzzy. 96 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,557 Well, I hope you didn't listen to Nick. 97 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,254 He's the worst gift giver ever. 98 00:02:53,694 --> 00:02:56,349 You're welcome. 99 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:57,829 Where are we, Jess? 100 00:02:57,915 --> 00:02:59,831 JESS: We are on Candy Cane Lane. 101 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,311 At night, the whole block lights up 102 00:03:01,397 --> 00:03:02,616 with Christmas decorations. 103 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,096 It's so beautiful. 104 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:06,141 Oh, my God, it's so beautiful. 105 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:09,057 [in British accent]: What fun, what wonderful fun. 106 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,625 Okay, whatever. 107 00:03:10,711 --> 00:03:12,365 We have to come back later 108 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,975 'cause you'll see what I'm talking about. 109 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,586 Oh, no, we're not gonna have time. 110 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:16,935 We have to go straight from the party to the airport. 111 00:03:17,021 --> 00:03:17,848 No. Yes, I've missed my flight 112 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:19,721 four years in a row. 113 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:21,765 If I miss it this year, my mom's gonna kill me. 114 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,724 Schmidt, it's a menorah for you. 115 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,987 Oh, a menorah. 116 00:03:26,074 --> 00:03:28,207 Judaism, son. 117 00:03:32,864 --> 00:03:35,736 Hey, hi. 118 00:03:35,824 --> 00:03:36,954 You look awesome. 119 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,218 It's a before and after 120 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:39,522 for a Bolivian diet pill. 121 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,176 El Glatrax? Yeah, I've taken that. 122 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,396 I'm "before." 123 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:44,353 Su-Sure, you are, look at that. 124 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,269 So you said you wanted to see me for something? 125 00:03:46,355 --> 00:03:49,185 Yes, I brought you a gift. 126 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,838 I hope you appreciate that I have kept 127 00:03:50,925 --> 00:03:52,275 eye contact with you this whole time 128 00:03:52,361 --> 00:03:53,362 and made no reference to the fact 129 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:54,625 that you are basically naked. 130 00:03:54,711 --> 00:03:55,843 Very proud of you, Schmidt. 131 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:57,497 MAN: Hey, hey. 132 00:03:59,629 --> 00:04:02,067 Oh, lot of tongue. 133 00:04:02,153 --> 00:04:03,677 Done with her hair?With her...? 134 00:04:03,764 --> 00:04:04,895 No, I'm not the hair guy, man. 135 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,027 CECE: Oh, no, no, no, this is 136 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,550 my very good friend Schmidt, 137 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:09,727 and he just came by to bring me a gift, so... 138 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:12,338 It's perfume. 139 00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:15,123 Why does it say "Cecilia Number 5"? 140 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,343 Actually, it says that because... you know, 141 00:04:17,430 --> 00:04:19,519 I ma-- I made it specifically for you. 142 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:20,694 Yeah, I found this place on Third Street 143 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:22,523 where you can design your own perfume. 144 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:25,526 Base notes of cocoa because of your brown, uh... 145 00:04:25,612 --> 00:04:27,178 ness. 146 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,529 Sea salt, because it kind of sounds like Cece. 147 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,706 Uh, and sandalwood... 148 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:35,752 Sandalwood-- always up to no good. 149 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,711 That's, um... 150 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,973 Ha. 151 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:40,367 Thank you. Yeah. 152 00:04:40,454 --> 00:04:42,237 Thanks. Neat. 153 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,978 Let's get back to work. 154 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,197 Yeah, okay, um... 155 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,156 I'll see you tonight. 156 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,593 Yeah. Yeah, I'll just-- I'll see you there. 157 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,552 We'll do that. 158 00:04:52,769 --> 00:04:54,336 BOTH: Three, two, one. 159 00:04:54,423 --> 00:04:55,643 Go. 160 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:56,730 Envelope. 161 00:04:56,817 --> 00:04:57,949 Festive bag. I was afraid 162 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,951 you were going to get me jewelry, so... 163 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:01,343 Oh, no. 164 00:05:01,430 --> 00:05:02,605 What is it? 165 00:05:02,692 --> 00:05:04,086 Oh, my God. 166 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:07,002 Oh, my God, two tickets to Vienna 167 00:05:07,088 --> 00:05:10,571 and passes to the Salzburg Music Festival? 168 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,485 That's, like, incredible. 169 00:05:12,572 --> 00:05:14,009 You're gonna love it.I'm speechless. 170 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:17,577 And, um, all I got you was... 171 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:21,886 "Anatomically correct heart of a 50-year-old nonsmoker." 172 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:26,326 [toy heart beating] 173 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,891 [laughing] You know what? 174 00:05:27,978 --> 00:05:30,154 Normally I'm, like, really good at giving gifts, 175 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,331 and I thought that was romantic, 176 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,810 but it's just... so creepy. 177 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,899 I, I'm sorry, I have to get you something better. 178 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:37,901 No, it's great, I love it. 179 00:05:37,988 --> 00:05:42,689 It's funny an-and quirky and, and so sweet. 180 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,778 It's like you. 181 00:05:44,865 --> 00:05:46,170 That's why I love it. 182 00:05:46,257 --> 00:05:47,651 I love it. 183 00:05:47,737 --> 00:05:49,130 Thank you, I love it. 184 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:52,656 I... I love you. 185 00:06:00,141 --> 00:06:02,797 Thank you. 186 00:06:04,014 --> 00:06:06,365 You're very welcome. 187 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:08,411 You'rewelcome. 188 00:06:08,497 --> 00:06:09,716 [toy heart beating] 189 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:18,725 NICK: Look at you, all dressed up. 190 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,466 What, are you in The Temptations tonight? 191 00:06:20,553 --> 00:06:22,076 That's so cute, Nick, you're intimidated by my style. 192 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:23,600 But I'll tell you what-- 193 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,559 one of us is walking out of here with a job. 194 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:26,560 Where you going? 195 00:06:26,646 --> 00:06:27,690 You wore my present. 196 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:28,997 I did. 197 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,824 Thank you, I love it. Yay. 198 00:06:30,911 --> 00:06:32,956 She's seen it now, so maybe you can take it off. 199 00:06:33,043 --> 00:06:34,829 You look like a man. 200 00:06:34,915 --> 00:06:36,004 I know, right?That's what's freaking me out. 201 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:37,831 Good humor and fun-- God forbid. 202 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:41,661 WINSTON: Is that Schmidt?NICK: Oh. 203 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,314 What the...? 204 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,707 Hey, guys. 205 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:45,709 KIM: Whoa, whoa, 206 00:06:45,795 --> 00:06:47,014 Schmidt, Santa voice. 207 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:48,189 This isn't temple. 208 00:06:48,276 --> 00:06:50,409 Ho, ho, ho. 209 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:54,021 Are those my shorts? 210 00:06:54,108 --> 00:06:57,199 [exhales] 211 00:06:59,113 --> 00:07:00,898 NICK: Hey, what's wrong, Jess? 212 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:01,769 Hey, Nick. 213 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,293 Paul told me he loved me. 214 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:07,514 Hmm. And I couldn't say it back, 215 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,516 so I, um, said "Thank you," 216 00:07:10,603 --> 00:07:12,954 which was horrible. 217 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,129 I don't know what to do because I am always 218 00:07:15,216 --> 00:07:17,218 the one who loves more. 219 00:07:17,305 --> 00:07:18,915 That's my thing. 220 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:20,613 One time I went on a date 221 00:07:20,701 --> 00:07:23,790 and by 11:00 p.m., I gave the guy my ATM code. 222 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:24,747 What is your ATM code? 223 00:07:24,834 --> 00:07:25,966 42... 224 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:27,447 Very funny. 225 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:28,838 Very good try, but no. 226 00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:30,711 Not a try-- I got it. 227 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:33,408 If you don't have feelings for Paul, you got to tell him. 228 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,149 I can't do that to someone on Christmas. 229 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,978 And then it's New Year's. 230 00:07:37,064 --> 00:07:39,370 Then it's going to be Valentine's Day and then, 231 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,024 whoa, it's Presidents' Day. 232 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,810 Hard to argue with that logic, but just tell him. 233 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:46,814 Don't lead him on-- you'll just hurt him more. 234 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,293 Okay. 235 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:49,512 I'm gonna do it. 236 00:07:49,598 --> 00:07:50,512 I'm gonna tell him. 237 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,124 You are? Yeah. 238 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:57,476 Hey, what are you doing in here? 239 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,827 Kyle's being a jerk. 240 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,177 What are you doing in here? 241 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:04,309 Eating cookies and avoiding confrontation. 242 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:06,963 Remember when Christmas used to be fun and all I had to do 243 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,574 was worry about my drunk uncle asking me out? 244 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:10,314 Yes, Uncle Pardeep. 245 00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:11,533 He thought I was a boy. 246 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,449 Such a weirdo. 247 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:21,108 Okay. 248 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:26,593 Hey, man. 249 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,810 Hey. 250 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:28,812 How you doing, Paul? 251 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:29,899 Good. 252 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,771 Has Jess not talked to you? 253 00:08:31,858 --> 00:08:32,990 Oh, yeah, no, we talked. 254 00:08:33,076 --> 00:08:34,557 Yeah, yeah, no, I...She did, okay. 255 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,341 Yeah, it's hard, you know, 256 00:08:36,427 --> 00:08:37,951 it's really tricky. It's like she doesn't 257 00:08:38,038 --> 00:08:40,868 love you right now, Paul, but that's not to say 258 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,826 she might not fall in love with you later. 259 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,740 I think that's the positive way of looking at it, 260 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:47,308 but it's hard, man, believe me. 261 00:08:47,395 --> 00:08:51,573 We talked about how we might have to drive you 262 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:54,142 to the airport 'cause you're gonna miss your flight. 263 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:57,057 Yeah, that was probably all you guys talked about, 264 00:08:57,144 --> 00:08:58,668 so I'm joking. 265 00:08:58,754 --> 00:09:00,801 W-Wait a minute.Because she hasn't... 266 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,453 Yeah, I know-- guess what, Paul. 267 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,673 Don't even think right now. 268 00:09:03,759 --> 00:09:05,240 I'm drunk. 269 00:09:05,326 --> 00:09:07,067 Did... Jess tell you...I'm so drunk. 270 00:09:07,154 --> 00:09:08,111 ...that she doesn't love me?What's happ...? No, 271 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:10,071 shut up, you goofball. 272 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,421 I'm... this conversation didn't happen. 273 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,813 Did Jess tell you she doesn't love me? 274 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,558 Joke. 275 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,213 But he's the best guy, Cece. 276 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,912 Maybe I should just make it work. 277 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,347 Yeah, no, Jess, you can't 278 00:09:26,434 --> 00:09:29,524 just dive into something like this right now. 279 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,354 Yeah, I just wish I could stay in this bathroom all night. 280 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,008 [toilet flushes]Me, too. 281 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,400 [grunting] 282 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,753 Whoo, that eggnog is deadly. 283 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,755 [laughs] 284 00:09:42,842 --> 00:09:44,278 [chuckles] We got to get out of here. 285 00:09:44,365 --> 00:09:46,106 Yeah, we do. 286 00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:48,717 I should just put it off till later, after the holidays. 287 00:09:48,804 --> 00:09:50,067 You coming? 288 00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:52,374 Yeah, I'll be out in a sec. 289 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,897 Kyle wants to go to this party. 290 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:56,334 Ugh, Kyle is the living worst. 291 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,683 Yeah, I know. 292 00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:59,816 Did he even get you a gift? 293 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:03,167 No. 294 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,958 [sniffs] 295 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,918 [coughs violently] 296 00:10:15,004 --> 00:10:16,572 Who wants to sit at a desk all day? 297 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,618 Not me-- I don't want to have to do that. 298 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,793 I don't want to call Wednesday "hump day." 299 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,840 I don't even know how to network. 300 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,668 So what's your deal, man? 301 00:10:25,754 --> 00:10:27,061 Why are you sitting here by yourself? 302 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,062 Mommy won't let me sit in Santa's lap. 303 00:10:29,149 --> 00:10:30,238 [chuckles] You have a smart mommy. 304 00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,326 WOMAN: Yeah. 305 00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:35,024 Hi, I'm the genius who brought my kid to this Christmas party. 306 00:10:35,111 --> 00:10:38,072 Looking forward to years of therapy over Dirty Santa. 307 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:39,855 I can't believe that he's even talking to you. 308 00:10:39,942 --> 00:10:41,118 He doesn't like anyone. 309 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,816 Yeah, I don't like anyone. 310 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,077 Yeah, but we're really working on that. 311 00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:45,340 No, she's working on that. 312 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,471 [laughs] 313 00:10:47,558 --> 00:10:48,995 WINSTON: My man. 314 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:49,996 CECE: Okay? KYLE: You think it's fun? 315 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:50,998 Do it. I do think it's fun. 316 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,346 Do it then. 317 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,914 Do it. 318 00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,655 Okay. 319 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,918 What are you doing, Santa? 320 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,964 I have a really bad case of Santa lap. Hmm. 321 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,096 The entire marketing department is wearing wool. 322 00:11:03,183 --> 00:11:04,489 It's not good down there. 323 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,753 Well, get back to work soon. 324 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,841 Boom!Ow! Why would you...? 325 00:11:08,928 --> 00:11:11,322 There are so many bobby pins up there. 326 00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,629 Everything's attached...Does she always talk to you like that? 327 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,109 Yeah, kind of. 328 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,067 You like dressing up like Santa? 329 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,721 Sexy Santa. 330 00:11:18,807 --> 00:11:20,897 No. The truth is, no, I don't. 331 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,725 You know, you don't deserve to be treated like that. 332 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,118 You just got to tell her no. 333 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,640 Otherwise, all she'll do is see you 334 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,381 as a pretty face and a hot body. 335 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,123 I'm sorry, what was that? 336 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,994 You have a pretty face.No, no, no, 337 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,342 'cause the second part. 338 00:11:32,429 --> 00:11:34,040 And I'd like you to say it, like, in an accent, 339 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,738 but make direct eye contact.Yes, Schmidt, 340 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,826 do not push your luck with me. 341 00:11:37,913 --> 00:11:39,915 [sniffs] What's that smell? 342 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,482 That's your perfume. 343 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,831 You wore it? 344 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,528 Yeah, and it smells terrible. 345 00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:45,792 Ha! 346 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,140 It doessmell terrible. 347 00:11:47,227 --> 00:11:48,837 It's like a dirty dish towel. 348 00:11:48,924 --> 00:11:51,231 Santa voice! 349 00:11:51,318 --> 00:11:52,885 Please just tell me what she said. 350 00:11:52,972 --> 00:11:54,844 She said the sex is really great, 351 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,063 but she just doesn't want to jump into anything. 352 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,326 Why am I talking about this? Oh, my God, 353 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:01,328 the sex isgreat, it's amazing. 354 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:02,851 Great.We had amazing sex 355 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:05,506 this morning, and then we ate Taro chips. 356 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,336 Oh, my God. Oh, oh.Oh, God. I... 357 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:11,860 I feel like such a terrible guy for saying that to you, man. 358 00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:13,732 Oh, my God.You're a good guy, Genzlinger. 359 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,517 Hey, man, just let it go. 360 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,432 You know what I mean? Just let it 361 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,825 brush off your shoulders, dude.Oh, man. 362 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,347 What has happened to my life?Hey. 363 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,611 Why are you guys hugging? 364 00:12:23,698 --> 00:12:25,352 Just guy-talkin'.Yeah. 365 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,006 Yeah?Everything's fine. 366 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,878 We're just talking.Just talking. 367 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,270 About, uh... 368 00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:34,665 how moved we are... by jazz music. 369 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,842 That's a lie. 370 00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:38,801 I told him you didn't love him, Jess. 371 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:39,759 What?!Because I... 372 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:40,802 But he said it nicely. 373 00:12:40,889 --> 00:12:42,936 Are you kidding me?! 374 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,327 It's not your information to share.I totally agree, 375 00:12:44,414 --> 00:12:45,764 and I regret it.It is not your information... 376 00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:47,375 Why would you do that?I apologize. 377 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:48,855 You guys have a lot to do. I'm sorry.Nick. Nick. 378 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,118 Oh, my God. 379 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,206 Please! This is my nightmare! 380 00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,034 Winston! 381 00:12:55,121 --> 00:12:56,165 Schmidt! 382 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,777 Help me...! 383 00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:03,956 Paul, I really care about you. 384 00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:05,261 I think I just... 385 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,611 I think I just feel really overwhelmed. 386 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:10,049 Yeah. Yeah, I know, Nicholas told m... 387 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,791 [door rattling]NICK: Damn it. 388 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,488 Hey, guys, just pretend I'm not here, 389 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,663 and just do whatever you two guys are doing. 390 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,360 I'm not here. I'm not even listening. 391 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,275 [grunts]: This is my nightmare. 392 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,844 I-I knew you were getting out of a long relationship. 393 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,715 You told me all about Spencer. I just thought... 394 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,282 I thought we were feeling the same things 395 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:26,326 for each other. 396 00:13:26,413 --> 00:13:27,544 You seemed like you were. 397 00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,721 I was. I just...[door rattling] 398 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,072 I feel like maybe you were feeling them 399 00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:33,812 a little bit more than me. 400 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:34,900 [door rattling]Nick! 401 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,163 You started this. 402 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,293 Sit down and be quiet! 403 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,778 I just... I got really hurt, 404 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:47,043 and I... I'm trying really hard not to get hurt again. 405 00:13:47,129 --> 00:13:49,263 [lively Latin music playing]PAUL: I'm not gonna hurt you. 406 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,613 [music continues]Oh. 407 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:52,918 Oh... 408 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,963 I am so sorry. 409 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,575 This is as rude as it gets. 410 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,274 It is my mom, though. 411 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,363 [music stops]I... Hey, Ma. How you doing? 412 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,104 I can't talk right now. 413 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,062 I'm in a real weird situation. 414 00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:09,500 [laughs]: No, Ma, I'm not high-- I'm done with that phase. 415 00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:11,633 I promise you I won't miss my flight. 416 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,940 Okay. I love you, Mama. Bye. 417 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,636 You done?Mm-hmm. 418 00:14:17,029 --> 00:14:19,206 Can we just... 419 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:22,774 can we just keep going but take it a little bit slow? 420 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,645 I-I don't know if I can do that. 421 00:14:24,732 --> 00:14:27,735 I don't know how with you. 422 00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:29,172 It's just not how I feel.Well, all 423 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,956 she's asking you to do is slow it down a little bit. 424 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:31,783 How's that hard? Nick. 425 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,176 Yeah. 426 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,135 All right, everybody leave the room. 427 00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:37,658 I need to talk to Kim. 428 00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:38,965 Okay, you know what? Actually, 429 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,530 stay-- this'll be good for you guys 430 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:41,750 to hear this, too. 431 00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:43,360 Why d... Don't...Come on. 432 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,927 I just told...There are two hours left 433 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,101 in this party. 434 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,668 What are you doing, Santa? 435 00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,671 Kim, I'm not gonna be Sexy Santa anymore. 436 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,499 It's over. Santa's dead. 437 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,892 I killed him. 438 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,719 [screams] 439 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,764 KIM: Oh, my God. No, no, no, don't worry, that's just 440 00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:57,984 Gina's cowardly son. 441 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,724 He is a scream machine. 442 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,552 Kim, I'm not a sex object, all right? 443 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,293 I'm your employee. 444 00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:04,729 And I work harder than anyone. 445 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,687 I'm the first one to show up every morning. 446 00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:07,775 No, you're not. 447 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,125 There's never a parking space. 448 00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:10,518 That's because everyone's already here, Nick. 449 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,822 Okay, you're so off topic right now. 450 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,955 You're missing the point.What? 451 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,913 You need to take me seriously, Kim. 452 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,567 Does that mean no more... 453 00:15:16,653 --> 00:15:18,264 Sexy Easter Bunny? 454 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,440 No Sexy Easter Bunny. 455 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,745 What about, uh, Cinco de Sexy? 456 00:15:21,832 --> 00:15:23,052 No Cinco de Sexy. 457 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,619 And no Sexy Martin Luther King? 458 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:25,924 I could never get the voice, 459 00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:27,838 I never really felt like I had the authority... 460 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,884 I can't believe it took you five years to say that. 461 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,234 Well, I guess I'm gonna 462 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,584 have to be Sexy Santa next year. 463 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,629 Yeah, just got to jingle bell rock. 464 00:15:35,716 --> 00:15:37,370 You know what I mean? 465 00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:39,328 That is so inappropriate. 466 00:15:39,415 --> 00:15:42,071 I get it-- so you can dish it out but you can't take it. 467 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,116 Yeah, how's that feel, Kim? 468 00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,769 I like it. 469 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,426 Both these machines need toner. 470 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,341 They need... I'm gonna put the toner in the... 471 00:15:52,428 --> 00:15:53,778 in the machine. 472 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,128 Mrs. Miller, I told you, 473 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,999 I will get Nick to his flight on time. 474 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,479 No worries. 475 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,220 I can't find Elvin. I've looked everywhere. 476 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,177 I-I have no idea.Uh, you know what? 477 00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:04,311 I got to go. Um, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. 478 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,876 We'll find him. Elvin! 479 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,315 I'll tell you what, you go that way, I'll go that way. 480 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,447 This is Schmidt's fault. I don't know how, but it is.Elvin? 481 00:16:11,534 --> 00:16:13,320 I'm sorry, Jess, I just... 482 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:15,365 I don't want to slow down... with you. 483 00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:17,802 It's just not natural. So if you need to, 484 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,413 then... I don't think I can do this anymore. 485 00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:26,245 Okay. 486 00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:27,769 Come on, Paul! 487 00:16:27,855 --> 00:16:29,162 It's Christmas! 488 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,033 Don't break up with her...Hey, Nick... 489 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,643 [whispers]: It's okay. 490 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,601 [exhales] 491 00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:37,038 Hey, have you guys seen a little kid running around here? 492 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,345 [chuckling] 493 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,479 Thank you. 494 00:16:46,265 --> 00:16:48,442 ♪ ♪ 495 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,230 Ah. I see you found Santa's house. 496 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,971 I was looking for it. 497 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,147 The man with no shirt killed Santa. 498 00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,192 [laughs] Oh, you mean Schmidt. 499 00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:02,020 Well, he was just dressing up like Santa. 500 00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:03,847 Then why didn't he have a shirt? 501 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:06,502 You know, we ask ourselves that question every single day. 502 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:09,244 Is it because he's a D-bag? Mommy says he's a D-bag. 503 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,203 [laughs] You know something? 504 00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:13,336 You're a really smart kid. 505 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,250 And for that, Santa's gonna bring you 506 00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:16,557 extra presents this year. 507 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,905 Really? Yeah. 508 00:17:17,992 --> 00:17:19,472 Thank you, LeBron. 509 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,737 Okay, cool, I'll be him. 510 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:23,780 You found him! 511 00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,260 Yeah. Hi! 512 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,089 [whispers]: Extra gifts this year. 513 00:17:28,176 --> 00:17:30,701 You're really good at this. Seriously. 514 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,182 If you ever want to hang out with Elvin again... 515 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,402 I will pay you a lot of money. 516 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,185 Let's go. 517 00:17:37,272 --> 00:17:38,622 A lot. 518 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:39,927 Thank you. 519 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,885 Like, whatever you're thinking, 520 00:17:41,972 --> 00:17:43,758 add money to that-- 'cause that's what I... 521 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,325 Like, a lot. 522 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,326 Bye, Elvin. 523 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,153 Bye, LeBron. 524 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,328 [phone vibrating]Yep. 525 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,636 [chuckles] 526 00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,769 What up, Mrs. Miller? 527 00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:57,771 Yes, yes. Actually, we're on our way right now, 528 00:17:57,858 --> 00:17:59,295 so just go back to sleep. 529 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,166 We're getting Nick to the airport, okay? 530 00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,864 WINSTON: What kind of airline has flights that 531 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,561 leave at 4:00 a.m.?NICK: Oh, the kind that I can afford. 532 00:18:05,648 --> 00:18:07,086 Actually, what's that smell? 533 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,044 It's nothing. Oh.That's my perfume. 534 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,959 [groans] Oh, God, that is bad. 535 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,916 But the weird kind of bad 536 00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,049 that makes you want to smell it again. [sniffs] 537 00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:23,144 Okay, there's something that we got to do. Sorry. 538 00:18:23,231 --> 00:18:25,712 What are you doing, man![others speaking at once] 539 00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:27,018 SCHMIDT: Hold on, you're going in the wrong direction! 540 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,759 WINSTON: You do this every single year, man! 541 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:33,286 I think we're too late, Nick. 542 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,635 Yeah, this was supposed to be your gift, Jess. 543 00:18:35,722 --> 00:18:37,159 I screwed it up. 544 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,508 I'm sorry. 545 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,596 [engine turns off] 546 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,079 Candy Cane Lane is shut down! 547 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,256 Should've got her perfume, man. 548 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,605 Nice, man. 549 00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:54,567 Man. 550 00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:55,916 Yeah. 551 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:59,137 I have the worsttiming. 552 00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:03,403 I'm always in the wrong place at the wrong time. 553 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:07,102 Let's go. 554 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,365 We should go.No, we don't... 555 00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:11,976 Jess, no. 556 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,281 It's Christmas. It's our Christmas. 557 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:15,284 We came here to see the lights. 558 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:18,374 JESS: Well, what are we gonna do? 559 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,071 Yeah, what are you doing?What are you doing? 560 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,249 It's 2:00 a.m. Why would they turn them off? 561 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,728 It doesn't make sense to me. Nick! 562 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,382 We don't got time for this.[knocking] 563 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:27,601 Excuse me, guys? 564 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,776 Oh, hell,no! 565 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,125 Excuse me, we got a girl out here 566 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,125 who'd really like to see the lights! 567 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,693 Sorry to wake you! This is rude! 568 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:36,218 [dogs barking]Make it the Candy Cane Lane or whatever! 569 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,699 You spend all this time to show off and do it, 570 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,482 so show off-- you got an audience! 571 00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:42,310 This whole neighborhood is ridiculous! 572 00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:45,140 You all show off, so turn on the lights! 573 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,970 Just go in the shed or whatever and turn your damn lights on, you show-offs! 574 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:49,926 Turn on your lights!Turn on the lights! 575 00:19:50,013 --> 00:19:52,059 Turn on your lights! 576 00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:53,496 [others shouting] 577 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:56,019 Lights!Turn on your lights! 578 00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:58,066 Turn on your lights!Turn on your lights! 579 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,938 Turn on your lights! 580 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,941 ♪ I'll be home ♪Turn on the lights, everybody! 581 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:08,076 ♪ For Christmas ♪[all continue shouting] 582 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:10,251 ♪ You ♪ 583 00:20:10,338 --> 00:20:13,080 ♪ Can count ♪ 584 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:14,343 ♪ On me ♪Oh! Oh! 585 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,563 [happy shouts] 586 00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,607 ♪ Please ♪ 587 00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:20,696 ♪ Have snow ♪ 588 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:24,179 ♪ And mistletoe ♪ 589 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,008 ♪ And presents ♪[shouting continues] 590 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:30,229 ♪ On the tree ♪Oh, my God! 591 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,926 [whooping, shouting]Yes! Yes! 592 00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:36,191 ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ 593 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,932 ♪ Will find ♪ 594 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:41,065 ♪ Me ♪ 595 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:43,285 ♪ Where ♪ 596 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,026 ♪ The love light ♪Merry Christmas! 597 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,854 ♪ Gleams ♪Merry Christmas, boys! 598 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,202 Merry Christmas, everyone! 599 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,377 Merry Hanukkah! 600 00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,292 ♪ I'll ♪ 601 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,729 ♪ Be home ♪Merry Christmas. 602 00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:56,166 ♪ For Christmas ♪ MAN: Merry Christmas! 603 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,647 Now, stop yelling before I call the cops! 604 00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:00,171 Oh, my God. 605 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,261 ♪ My dreams... ♪ 606 00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:06,394 [laughing] 607 00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:09,093 Candy Cane Lane is the crème de la crème 608 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,356 It is... amazing.of decorated streets. 609 00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:14,055 Hey, Ma! How are you? 610 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:17,013 Yeah. No, I'm gonna miss my flight. 611 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,580 Yeah, I'm sorry. No. 612 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,192 Ma, stop yelling at me, please stop yelling. 613 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:22,890 Ma, I'm not high! Stop yelling! 614 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,718 I'm driving a car. I can't talk. 615 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,588 Hey, remember Winston? 616 00:21:26,675 --> 00:21:28,025 Winston, it's my ma. Talk to her. 617 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:29,505 WINSTON: Hey, what up, Mrs. Miller? 618 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:30,897 You know, I wrote a poem about you. 619 00:21:30,984 --> 00:21:32,595 You want to hear it?