1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:05,875 Mmm. You know you want in on this, man. 2 00:00:05,961 --> 00:00:07,615 A little fatty toon... 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:08,964 little yellow T... 4 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:11,098 Cali roll. 5 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:12,403 Samurai snack. 6 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,708 So scrummy. 7 00:00:13,795 --> 00:00:15,666 I'm good with this. Looks like you're soloing 8 00:00:15,753 --> 00:00:17,539 on $80 worth of sushi, Schmidt. 9 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:18,844 'Cause I got the means, player. Look, I get 10 00:00:18,931 --> 00:00:20,324 why you don't want to get down there. 11 00:00:20,411 --> 00:00:22,457 But, Winston, you got to climb aboard, man. 12 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,111 You got a serious J-O-B now. 13 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:25,503 Serious? Yeah. 14 00:00:25,589 --> 00:00:27,201 Dude, it's a tempjob. 15 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,376 If by "serious," you mean "piece of crap," 16 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:29,245 then yeah, it's serious. 17 00:00:39,777 --> 00:00:41,866 I'm surprised you haven't made a game of it.Oh, I've tried. 18 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:47,829 [click] 19 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,268 I'm losing my mind, guys. 20 00:00:51,354 --> 00:00:53,226 You know, I sometimes touch the frayed part 21 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,880 of the power cord just to feel something. 22 00:00:56,273 --> 00:00:58,145 What's up, guys? 23 00:00:58,231 --> 00:01:00,234 Nobody has any lady guests coming over tonight, right? 24 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,061 Lady guests?And how do you feel 25 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:05,281 about opening your home and your hearts 26 00:01:05,368 --> 00:01:07,457 to the youth of America? 27 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:09,894 [indistinct chatter] 28 00:01:09,981 --> 00:01:12,942 Yo, Miss Day, where should we set up these bells? 29 00:01:13,028 --> 00:01:14,073 [bells crashing] 30 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:18,774 ♪ Hey, girl ♪ 31 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,471 ♪ What you doing? ♪ 32 00:01:20,557 --> 00:01:23,822 ♪ Hey, girl ♪ 33 00:01:23,908 --> 00:01:26,781 ♪ Where you going? ♪ 34 00:01:26,868 --> 00:01:29,218 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪♪ Who's that girl?♪ 35 00:01:29,305 --> 00:01:30,829 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 36 00:01:30,915 --> 00:01:33,353 ♪ Who's that girl?♪♪ It's Jess. ♪ 37 00:01:35,355 --> 00:01:37,052 [whistles] 38 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,664 JESS: I'm so sorry, you guys, 39 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,014 I should have told you, 40 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,841 but the community center decided 41 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,801 to turn our rehearsal space back into a hallway, so... 42 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,323 I had nowhere to go. 43 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:49,239 Is this something that a mean, creative judge 44 00:01:49,325 --> 00:01:51,153 made you do?NICK: Yeah, this is just like 45 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,807 a nightmare I had where you brought over 46 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,243 teenagers with bells. 47 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:55,680 JESS: These kids had a choice 48 00:01:55,766 --> 00:01:57,855 between early morning detention and music, 49 00:01:57,942 --> 00:01:59,509 and they all chose music. 50 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:00,728 No kidding? 51 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,686 Desiree, bells are not for hitting. 52 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,385 The kids wanted to play band instruments, 53 00:02:04,471 --> 00:02:06,951 but we got a huge donation of handbells, 54 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,911 which are tres tresdope.DESIREE: Miss Day, 55 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:11,000 can I eat some of these crackers up in here? 56 00:02:11,086 --> 00:02:13,437 [chuckles]: No, no, no. Water crackers 57 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:16,439 are for adults... to eat with adult cheese. 58 00:02:16,526 --> 00:02:18,442 Can I eat a cracker sushi sandwich? 59 00:02:18,528 --> 00:02:20,182 No. Jess.WINSTON: So what, you guys 60 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,445 are gonna sit around all night playing "Jingle Bells"? 61 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:23,925 "Jingle Bells" is a trash song 62 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,406 played on a trash instrument, 63 00:02:25,492 --> 00:02:26,841 and I'm not really asking permission, 64 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:30,324 I'm giving you a heads-up. 65 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:32,543 [laughs]: Well, that got serious. 66 00:02:32,629 --> 00:02:35,502 Anyway, you are gonna love these kids. 67 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:39,070 [playing very out-of-tune "Camptown Races"] 68 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,771 Thank you, Schmidt. 69 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,207 Wonderful. 70 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,383 [continue playing badly] 71 00:02:46,469 --> 00:02:47,602 Great, guys! 72 00:02:47,688 --> 00:02:49,560 So good. 73 00:02:49,646 --> 00:02:50,996 Just think, you could be 74 00:02:51,082 --> 00:02:52,171 in detention right now. 75 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:53,477 Is it too late to choose detention? 76 00:02:53,563 --> 00:02:54,956 We suck. 77 00:02:55,043 --> 00:02:56,610 We don't suck, we just need 78 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,481 a little bit of rehearsal. 79 00:02:58,569 --> 00:02:59,961 Hector, okay, good! 80 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:01,223 Big finish, 81 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:03,356 and... we're out. 82 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:05,054 I'm so proud of you. 83 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:07,360 That's what it feels like to play a song 84 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,145 sort of together. 85 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,319 Bring it in. 86 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:11,407 In. 87 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:12,582 Yes. 88 00:03:12,669 --> 00:03:13,889 Ensembell! Ensembell! 89 00:03:13,975 --> 00:03:15,890 Five minutes 90 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:17,718 [toilet flushing]of text time-- you earned it. 91 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,502 DESIREE [calls]: Oh, dear... Miss Day! 92 00:03:19,590 --> 00:03:21,549 Desiree? 93 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,812 Miss Day! 94 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,247 Oh! 95 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,118 You got a twisted toilet, Miss Day. 96 00:03:27,206 --> 00:03:28,729 Nick! 97 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,122 Toilet situation! Code one! Water only! 98 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,125 You didn't tell her the system?Oh, I'm sorry, she went rogue. 99 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,518 You have to turn on the faucet 100 00:03:34,604 --> 00:03:37,173 before you flush the toilet, 'cause... 101 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,395 [sighs] 102 00:03:41,481 --> 00:03:42,787 All right. 103 00:03:44,527 --> 00:03:45,528 Thank you, Nick. 104 00:03:45,615 --> 00:03:46,790 All right. 105 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:48,183 There we go, no problem. 106 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,359 Perfect. You did it. 107 00:03:49,445 --> 00:03:50,968 The plastic soda bottle is 108 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:52,449 right where it's supposed to be-- 109 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,668 back in the wall hole.What? It's fixed. 110 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:55,800 I've heard thatbefore. 111 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,671 ♪ ♪ 112 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:01,849 It's fixed. 113 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,026 [squeaking] 114 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:07,028 It's fixed. 115 00:04:07,115 --> 00:04:08,856 [drill whirrs] 116 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,040 It's fixed. 117 00:04:20,911 --> 00:04:22,218 Okay, Nick, repeat after me: 118 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:24,786 I am not the Chinese kid from Goonies. 119 00:04:24,872 --> 00:04:27,571 You know, I fix things just to the point of working, Schmidt. 120 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,834 If you want a fancy-fix, just say so. 121 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,314 Okay. 122 00:04:31,401 --> 00:04:33,750 Please fancy-fix the toilet. 123 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,362 That's all you had to say. 124 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,841 [bells playing lively melody] 125 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:39,278 That actually sounds really good. 126 00:04:39,365 --> 00:04:43,064 [lively melody continues] 127 00:04:46,197 --> 00:04:47,983 [lively melody continues] 128 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:49,637 [music pauses][chuckles] 129 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,115 JESS: Whoa. 130 00:04:51,202 --> 00:04:52,596 You're amazing! 131 00:04:52,682 --> 00:04:55,076 ♪ ♪ 132 00:04:55,163 --> 00:04:57,644 [shudders] Goose pimples. 133 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,908 Look. Each one... 134 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,389 a memory. 135 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,177 JESS: Winston, please help me. 136 00:05:09,264 --> 00:05:10,310 Just hear me out. 137 00:05:10,396 --> 00:05:11,963 Two things women love-- 138 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,139 alternative percussion players and role models. 139 00:05:14,225 --> 00:05:17,141 The kids would love it and we'd get to spend time together. 140 00:05:17,228 --> 00:05:19,754 You got to do it-- it's a mitzvah, bro. 141 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,278 Are you sure you've never rung before?Believe it or not, Jess, 142 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:24,192 I have never played handbells before. 143 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:26,237 I just pick things up easy, that's all. 144 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,850 I know handbells aren't the coolest instrument in the world, 145 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,764 they might not even be the fifth coolest, 146 00:05:30,851 --> 00:05:33,028 but the kids would love it, it would really 147 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,944 mean a lot to them, and if they saw how good you are, 148 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,598 I think they'd really get into it 149 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,250 and maybe try a little bit harder. 150 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:41,514 Also, there's, like, a lot of potentially 151 00:05:41,601 --> 00:05:44,038 cool, like, bell shorthand we could use to talk about... 152 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,605 [whispers]: Nick... 153 00:05:45,692 --> 00:05:47,084 while he's right there we'll be, like... 154 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:48,173 "Nick's such a tinkle!" 155 00:05:48,259 --> 00:05:49,173 "I think he's more 156 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,132 like a tonkel." 157 00:05:51,524 --> 00:05:53,439 Tinkle and tonkel are potential 158 00:05:53,526 --> 00:05:55,658 bell talk we could use.I get it. 159 00:05:55,745 --> 00:05:57,052 Just be cool, please. 160 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,269 I am cool. 161 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,708 Before you make your decision, 162 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,666 I'd only need you till the concert on Sunday. 163 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,235 [bell dings]I don't know, I think I could be into this. 164 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,497 Yay! And with 165 00:06:07,584 --> 00:06:10,108 that statement, he never had sex again. 166 00:06:10,194 --> 00:06:13,154 ♪ Winston and me are playing bells every day... ♪ 167 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,026 Until Sunday. I'm cool. 168 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,379 Nick, look, I don't mean to nag you, 169 00:06:20,466 --> 00:06:21,555 but how long is this gonna take? 170 00:06:21,641 --> 00:06:24,687 Fancy-fix, fancy amount of time. 171 00:06:24,774 --> 00:06:27,690 'Cause I would like to use my own bathroom now. 172 00:06:29,562 --> 00:06:31,042 Sir, bathrooms 173 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:32,870 are for customers only.Mm. 174 00:06:32,956 --> 00:06:35,264 How dare you. 175 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:37,526 If only there were some sort of pipe and... 176 00:06:37,613 --> 00:06:39,615 and water expert that we could hire 177 00:06:39,702 --> 00:06:42,271 to come and fix this problem.Yeah, I can't 178 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,838 afford a plumber.A plumber! That's what it's called! 179 00:06:44,925 --> 00:06:46,057 You really want to do this? 180 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:47,536 You want to have this fight with me? 181 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,016 You want to go down this path, Schmidt? 182 00:06:49,103 --> 00:06:50,757 I don't know, is this a path that you recently fixed? 183 00:06:50,845 --> 00:06:51,975 It's called self-reliance. 184 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:53,586 'Cause unlike you, Schmidt, 185 00:06:53,673 --> 00:06:56,502 I don't just throw my money at problems. 186 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,069 All I'm hearing is that I can't use 187 00:06:58,156 --> 00:06:59,418 my bathroom because you'repoor. 188 00:06:59,505 --> 00:07:00,680 Look, it's your lucky day, buddy. 189 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,247 I'm gonna pay for the plumber. 190 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:04,206 No, Schmidt, I don't want your charity. 191 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:07,992 Well, you seem very happy using myemergency tools. 192 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,821 Oh, yeah? Do you even know what this is? 193 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,040 Doy, it's a scissor.Yeah, that's exactly right. 194 00:07:15,956 --> 00:07:18,002 A scissor. Really, Schmidt? 195 00:07:18,088 --> 00:07:20,831 Yeah, a scissors that you just threw in the turdlet. 196 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,790 So, tonight at rehearsal, keep an eye out for Hector. 197 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,269 I'm having trouble getting him to interact. 198 00:07:24,355 --> 00:07:26,446 He really wants to play the drums, so I told him 199 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,403 bells were the next best thing, which was a lie, 200 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,536 so I couldn't keep a straight face while I was saying it. 201 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,495 He saw right through me.[laughs] 202 00:07:32,581 --> 00:07:34,627 So, why do you do this bell thing, Jess? 203 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,499 I mean, like, how do you win? 204 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,805 [laughs] You don't win. 205 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,634 You win by helping the kids. 206 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:43,550 I just want to get them to care and try hard, you know? 207 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:45,507 So you want them to try hard? Yeah. 208 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,379 I'll get them to try hard. 209 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,598 No, I'm telling you, they're not gonna listen to you. 210 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:51,034 Okay. 211 00:07:53,428 --> 00:07:54,735 Oh, what, a plumber? 212 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,127 You plan it this way? 213 00:07:56,213 --> 00:07:58,389 Just to rub my face in it?Yes, 214 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,783 I wanted to rub your face in our working toilet. 215 00:08:00,870 --> 00:08:02,482 Great. Well, that working toilet I will never use. 216 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,266 You're never gonna go to the bathroom again? 217 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,572 Oh, you're the soda bottle guy.Yeah. 218 00:08:05,658 --> 00:08:06,660 That was actually pretty smart. 219 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,269 Thank you! Thank you. 220 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:10,053 And I have nothing to say to you.Okay. 221 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,187 Question for you, sir. How much did he pay for this? 222 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,536 All right, you know what? That's enough. 223 00:08:13,622 --> 00:08:15,189 $50? $100?Inappropriate. 224 00:08:15,276 --> 00:08:16,625 Hey, my name's Schmidt. I was born rich. 225 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,062 I had a $40,000 bar mitzvah.Okay. 226 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:20,978 How long you do the petty act for, man, huh? 227 00:08:21,064 --> 00:08:22,588 A week? A month? 228 00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:24,939 Is this "my favorite bedspread" all over again? 229 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:27,463 That was a handmade gift my nanny gave me 230 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,595 that you spilled 231 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:30,117 a pitcher of Midori Sours on, 232 00:08:30,204 --> 00:08:31,814 and now you bring it up like it's nothing? 233 00:08:31,901 --> 00:08:33,860 I left you a check for $30 on your pillow. 234 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,123 Your nannygave you 235 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,907 that thing for free, so as far as 236 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,038 I'm concerned, you're up 30 bucks. 237 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,692 My nanny is dead! 238 00:08:39,779 --> 00:08:41,999 I'm not looking to make money off of her! 239 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,306 I will not apologize again for the Midori Sours! 240 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:45,786 Who drinks Midori Sours?! 241 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,701 Everyone drinks Midori Sours! 242 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,485 No, they don't!It's a melon liqueur! 243 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:50,746 I would never drink one!It's an American 244 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:51,966 classic with Asian influences! 245 00:08:52,052 --> 00:08:54,184 Winston would never drink one! 246 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:55,796 Enjoy the couch. I bought that, too. 247 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,975 Enjoy the rug, too-- paid for that. 248 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,629 Organic woven. 249 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,543 What are you doing? 250 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:05,849 What are you doing? 251 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:06,807 Oh, come on, man. 252 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,374 Well, I stole the cable! 253 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,419 And my bar mitzvah was an amazing event! 254 00:09:11,506 --> 00:09:14,075 [door slams]The theme was sports jams. 255 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:16,860 [bells playing "Camptown Races" badly] 256 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:24,389 [virtuosic playing] 257 00:09:24,475 --> 00:09:26,956 [last note rings] 258 00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:29,394 OTHERS: Oh! Wow! Oh, my God! That was really good. 259 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,570 That was amazing.Wow! 260 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:32,572 That was off the hammer! 261 00:09:32,658 --> 00:09:33,528 [chuckles] 262 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,052 The hammer in the bell. 263 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:37,272 [Jess laughs] 264 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,926 ♪ Tough crowd. ♪ 265 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,317 WINSTON: Here's what I was thinking, okay? 266 00:09:40,404 --> 00:09:42,058 If we want to win this concert, 267 00:09:42,145 --> 00:09:44,018 we play something cool, like "Eye of the Tiger." 268 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,802 GIRL: What's "Eye of the Tiger"? 269 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,673 "Eye of the Tiger" is the greatest song ever written. 270 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,850 It's so cool, it ended the Cold War. 271 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,591 That's not even a little bit true. 272 00:09:52,678 --> 00:09:54,594 I never thought bells could be cool. 273 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,813 What do you mean? Imake bells cool. 274 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:01,861 Do that thing where you hold three bells in one hand... 275 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:04,821 Three-in-hand.I think she's talking about the Winston. 276 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,431 OTHERS: Yeah. The Winston.It's actually called the three-in-hand. 277 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,780 I can do it. 278 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,652 Yeah, but can you do this? 279 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,610 [Winston playing beautiful chords] 280 00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:16,485 [music stops] 281 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,835 Oh, my God!That was really pretty. 282 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,447 [exotic accent]: But Miss Day has a few tricks 283 00:10:22,533 --> 00:10:24,536 up her sleeves as well. 284 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,408 Let's see what you got.Yeah, come on, Miss Day. 285 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,626 Let's see what you got, Miss Day. 286 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:30,280 [playing dissonant chords] 287 00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:34,328 ♪ ♪ 288 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:39,159 [deep, monotone voice]: ♪ I am a robot ♪ 289 00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:42,163 ♪ Trying to play the bells ♪ 290 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,121 ♪ Don't judge me, 'cause I can't ♪ 291 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,254 ♪ Think at all, I just ♪ 292 00:10:47,341 --> 00:10:51,085 ♪ Like to play the bells. ♪ 293 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,346 I want to play "Eye of the Tiger." 294 00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:53,783 Yeah, come on, "Tiger"!Yeah, please! 295 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,524 I don't know, I don't know. 296 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,134 That sounds so fun, but we can't, 297 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,701 because we don't have time. 298 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,095 Oh, darn!Here's what I was thinking. 299 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,706 If you skip school and practice, then, boom, you got it. 300 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,403 Mr. Bishop. 301 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,187 Yeah, yeah. Done. 302 00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:08,624 [kids chattering] 303 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,456 What's the deal with Winston? He's really intense. 304 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,979 Oh, look, I grew up with Winston. 305 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,067 I know how he is. 306 00:11:17,153 --> 00:11:18,807 He's incredibly talented, 307 00:11:18,894 --> 00:11:20,984 but he's a jerk about it. 308 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,463 Yeah, he's one of those guys that he'll never 309 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,335 pass the ball if he thinks he can score. 310 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,207 JESS: I just don't know why it needs to be a competition. 311 00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:29,557 That's just the way some guys are, Jess, you know? 312 00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:33,039 They get themselves wrapped up in these insecure, silly games. 313 00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:35,563 Hey, Nick, 314 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:38,349 uh, we're good with that whole plumber thing, right? 315 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,700 Absolutely.Yeah, okay, cool, 'cause... 316 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,527 'cause I was right about that whole thing. 317 00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,878 Oh! 318 00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,313 Yeah, I unfixed that. 319 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,793 Well, how you gonna unfix a dead Schmidt?! 320 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,969 I'm not worried about it! 321 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,621 [men shouting] 322 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,145 You're so predictable, Schmidt! 323 00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,408 ♪ Stop yelling ♪ 324 00:11:54,495 --> 00:11:57,977 ♪ I don't want to hear you yelling anymore. ♪ 325 00:12:02,851 --> 00:12:04,201 [sighs] 326 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,203 What...? 327 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,815 I paid for the freezer, so, you know. 328 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,774 I'm gonna kill you. 329 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,211 [humming "Eye of the Tiger"] 330 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:18,912 That's a, that's a B right there. 331 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,477 Get that in there. 332 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:24,047 [humming "Eye of the Tiger"] 333 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,657 You're fired. 334 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:30,226 Focus. 335 00:12:30,313 --> 00:12:32,186 Are you focused? 336 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,101 Okay, what's the song about? 337 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,494 Hector? 338 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,974 Hanging tough. Staying hungry. 339 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,498 A man and his will to survive. 340 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:41,456 Are you brown-nosing me? 341 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,979 Yes, I am. 342 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,284 You're so cool. 343 00:12:44,371 --> 00:12:45,547 Where are your eyes? 344 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:46,765 KIDS: On the tiger. 345 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,509 One, two, three, four. 346 00:12:52,596 --> 00:12:55,383 [playing "Eye of the Tiger"] 347 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:04,957 Two, three, four. 348 00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:07,264 [playing discordantly] 349 00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:12,139 No, no, no, no, no! 350 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,053 Are you kidding me? 351 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,403 It is not that hard, people. 352 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,664 It is an instrument 353 00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,754 that a cat wears around its neck. 354 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,974 Okay, you know what, I think they did a pretty great job, 355 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,018 considering the fact that they've only 356 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,802 played it, like, eight times. 357 00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,107 Well, you're wrong, okay? You thought wrong, Jess. 358 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,413 You know why? Because I'm out there 359 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,544 right now by myself in the cold. 360 00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,068 I got no support. 361 00:13:29,155 --> 00:13:30,374 Maybe we're just not good enough. 362 00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,332 No, you are good enough. 363 00:13:32,419 --> 00:13:34,509 This is not your problem, this is Mr. Bishop's problem. 364 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:35,683 ♪ Pah ♪ Rest. 365 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:38,033 ♪ Pah-pah-pah ♪ Rest. 366 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,165 ♪ Pah-pah-pah ♪ Rest. 367 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,950 ♪ Pah-pah-pah... ♪ 368 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,342 [laughs] Rest. ♪ Pah ♪ 369 00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:43,952 Can you hear it? It's a very famous song. 370 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,215 Mr. Bishop...I'll tell you what. 371 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,956 Here. Here. 372 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,697 You're gonna play these, okay? 373 00:13:48,783 --> 00:13:51,394 Play these until you figure it out. 374 00:13:51,481 --> 00:13:52,657 Right? Don't play these. 375 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,094 [laughs] 376 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,616 And what are you laughing at, WNBA? 377 00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:56,573 This is what you look like. 378 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,620 [mumbling nonsensically] 379 00:13:58,706 --> 00:13:59,926 You look like you're fighting off a shark. 380 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,014 Okay, this is what I want. 381 00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,188 Mr. Bishop! 382 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:02,928 Petting a dolphin. 383 00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:04,278 Oh, yeah, there we go. 384 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:05,845 All right, and you... 385 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,193 You didn't make me want to throw up. 386 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,586 Really? 387 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,673 Now, come on, people! 388 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,111 Out!What? 389 00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:13,808 Get out. You're out of the group. You're being mean. 390 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,767 Fine. I don't need this. 391 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,210 I warned y'all about these bells. 392 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,735 Told you, told you, told you. 393 00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:29,216 I'm gonna make you guys a pitcher 394 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,303 of my famous virgin Sangria. 395 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,523 Isn't that just juice? 396 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,961 [screams] 397 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,745 This has to stop! 398 00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,486 It's not my war! 399 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,884 [door opens, closes] 400 00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:53,849 Hey, uh, maybe Jess is right. 401 00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,284 Maybe we should talk this thing through. 402 00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:56,286 Absolutely, man. 403 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,852 Yeah? Yeah. 404 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,072 All right, I'm gonna put a clean shirt on. 405 00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:01,509 Great, man. 406 00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:06,121 What is that, man? 407 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,775 I'm sorry. I put your couch 408 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,255 and your freezer in your room, Schmidt. 409 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,432 Yeah, I didn't want to get my poor on them. 410 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,042 I got to get in there, man. I'm a mess. 411 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,303 I have to go to a networking event later. 412 00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:15,697 Scott Caan is speaking! 413 00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:18,004 Ugh, would you listen to yourself? 414 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,614 Did you use my conditioner?What? No. 415 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:20,831 No, I can tell, man. 416 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:22,008 What are you doing?[sniffing] 417 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,966 Lotusberry Relax. Lotusberry Relax. 418 00:15:24,052 --> 00:15:25,620 I can smell it on you right now! 419 00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:26,926 Fine! Stop smelling my hair! 420 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,623 You know how much that stuff costs? 421 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,451 Okay, Schmidt, I didn't use your conditioner. 422 00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,061 Why does your hair look so baby soft?! 423 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,671 Fine, Schmidt! 424 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:36,456 I ran out of shampoo and I used your conditioner. 425 00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:37,937 We're talking about conditioner, right? 426 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,286 You used it as shampoo?! 427 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,504 It's for moisture, Nick, 428 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,549 not for cleaning! 429 00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:43,942 I can't believe we're friends. Give me it back, man. 430 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:46,162 Give you what back?Give me it back. 431 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,380 Think about what you're doing right now. 432 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,077 I'm squeezing it out of your hair. 433 00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:50,993 You're squeezing it out of my hair? Yes, I am. 434 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,168 Stop squeezing it out of my hair! 435 00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:54,301 Okay, yeah. 436 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,649 It's on. 437 00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:56,780 It's on. It's happening. 438 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:57,869 Oh, it is?Yeah, it is happening. 439 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,914 Oh, you want-- okay, it is. 440 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,830 These are the first moments of what is happening right now. 441 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,572 This is the beginning of what's happening right now! 442 00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:06,703 Want to get your hands dirty?Yeah, man. 443 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,140 Whoa!Come on, Schmidt! 444 00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,837 You little rich boy sissy! 445 00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:12,057 Come on! Who you gonna hire to fight me, boy?! 446 00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:13,928 Stop running! 447 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,538 Stop running, Schmidt! 448 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,453 You want it so bad, you got it! Okay! 449 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,586 Enough! 450 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,717 Where is this coming from, man? 451 00:16:20,804 --> 00:16:22,371 Look, you chose to be a bartender. 452 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:23,807 You chose to drop out of law school. 453 00:16:23,894 --> 00:16:25,288 You're not some down-on-your-luck 454 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,462 hardscrabble guy, 455 00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,769 you're just a loser who... 456 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:34,384 I didn't mean... 457 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,255 It's fine, man. 458 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:37,908 Okay. 459 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,606 [sighs] 460 00:16:39,693 --> 00:16:42,392 Whatever, whatever, whatever, man. 461 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,350 [chuckles] 462 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,227 [sighs] 463 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,360 Just, these are the things that come out, man, 464 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,493 when you take another man's conditioner. 465 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,107 Winston, we need to talk. 466 00:17:03,804 --> 00:17:04,848 We had a dress rehearsal. 467 00:17:04,935 --> 00:17:06,721 It was horrible. 468 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:08,156 [kids clamoring, screaming] 469 00:17:08,243 --> 00:17:10,115 Stop it! 470 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,467 Hey![bells ringing] 471 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,643 Those are expensive! 472 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,471 Hector! Hector![screaming wildly] 473 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,171 I'm sorry, Jess, but I really don't care. 474 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,738 You know what, I love running this group. 475 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,044 It gives me 476 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,609 confidence, it gives me 477 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,176 muscle definition. 478 00:17:28,263 --> 00:17:29,656 Yes, sometimes it gives me 479 00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,441 blinding optical migraines 480 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:34,140 where I literally can't see three feet in front of myself. 481 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,271 But I love these kids. 482 00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,926 And I'm sorry I kicked you out of group, 483 00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:42,322 but one thing you can't do with these kids is make it about you. 484 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,453 Jess, I don't see what the big deal is, okay? 485 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:46,368 I only practiced with you guys a couple of times. 486 00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:47,979 You're such a tonkel! 487 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,154 Whoa, hold it! 488 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,721 Don't nobody call me a tonkel. 489 00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:52,288 If you tell them they aren't good, 490 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,462 that's one more person telling them that. 491 00:17:53,549 --> 00:17:54,942 That's a big deal to me, 492 00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:56,770 making sure no one else gives up on them. 493 00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,424 Even if they sound like 494 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,428 a guy covered in bells falling down a staircase 495 00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,951 that's also made of bells. 496 00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:06,867 I know you've had a hard month, I know you don't have a job, 497 00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,957 but, God, they're just kids. 498 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,741 Also, what happened 499 00:18:11,828 --> 00:18:13,656 to the refrigerator and the sofa? 500 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,528 Did we get robbed by giants? 501 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,798 You know what sucks about getting older? 502 00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:27,584 Your friends have known you for way too long. 503 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,368 They've got too much on you.Yep. 504 00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:31,109 I want friends who still lie to me, 505 00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:32,501 'cause they don't want to hurt my feelings. 506 00:18:32,588 --> 00:18:33,721 Mm. 507 00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:35,201 I sadly kind of mean that. 508 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,682 What happened to us, man? 509 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,989 We used to be so cool. 510 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:43,773 I was going to play basketball and be a gazillionaire. 511 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,253 [chuckles]: Right. And I told myself 512 00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:46,820 I was never going to live with Schmidt. 513 00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:49,171 Who do you live with now?I live with Schmidt, 514 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,825 and he's killing me, Winston, he's killing me. 515 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,608 [laughs] 516 00:18:52,695 --> 00:18:54,523 [sighs] 517 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,700 I got fired from a temp job. 518 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,572 [chuckles]Yeah, I got kicked out 519 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,922 of bell group for being too mean to kids. 520 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,010 Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 521 00:19:03,097 --> 00:19:04,925 That's a low point. You ain't got to talk to me, I know it. 522 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,144 [laughs] I know it, man. 523 00:19:06,231 --> 00:19:08,016 But I was just enjoying 524 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,799 being good at something. Yeah. 525 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:11,150 I mean, what does she want me to do, 526 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,586 not care about what the songs sound like? 527 00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,413 Winston, this is your thing though. 528 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,460 It's not always about being the best. 529 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,897 It's not always about you, Winston. 530 00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:22,726 This is about kids. 531 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:23,988 Just pass the ball. 532 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,511 [chuckles] 533 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,863 [sighs] 534 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,867 ["Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor playing] 535 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,308 I'll drive, pal. 536 00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:41,788 Hey. 537 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,442 Want to go to this bells concert? 538 00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:47,882 Let me get my cardigan. 539 00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:55,454 JESS: I know you guys are nervous. 540 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,760 I know you want to do a really great job 541 00:19:57,847 --> 00:20:00,460 and you want to sound really great, but it's not about that. 542 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,679 There's a really big crowd of people who's really excited 543 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,333 and wants to hear some bells today. 544 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,203 Just look. 545 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,164 All right, bring it in. 546 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,691 [grunting] 547 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,866 JESS: Hello, Pershing Park! 548 00:20:16,953 --> 00:20:17,954 We are... 549 00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:20,000 ALL: Ensembell. 550 00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:21,088 MAN: What? What'd you say? 551 00:20:21,175 --> 00:20:22,176 I said, um, Ensembell. 552 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:24,134 She said Ensembell! 553 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,484 It's on the banner, stupid! 554 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,361 MAN: You guys gonna play something? 555 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,536 [chuckles] 556 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:38,801 But first, I'd like to welcome 557 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,717 Winston Bishop to the stage. 558 00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:45,721 WOMAN: Hey, what's a Winston Bishop? 559 00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:47,201 [grunts] 560 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,247 Hey. 561 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,422 [chuckles] 562 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,685 What's up? 563 00:20:52,772 --> 00:20:53,861 "Eye the Tiger"? 564 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,515 Yo, Hector, you think 565 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,256 we can pull this off?Probably not. 566 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,734 Yeah, I don't think so, either. 567 00:20:58,822 --> 00:20:59,866 So let's do it. 568 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,393 One, two, three, four. 569 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,440 [playing "Eye of the Tiger"] 570 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:08,919 Two, three, four. 571 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,097 You know I don't think you're a loser, right? 572 00:21:14,184 --> 00:21:15,403 I can't hear anything you say 573 00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,144 when you wear that sweater, Schmidt. 574 00:21:17,231 --> 00:21:19,451 You open your mouth and I just hear: "Cardigan, cardigan. 575 00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:20,713 I am wearing a cardigan." 576 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,107 SCHMIDT: This is super embarrassing. 577 00:21:24,194 --> 00:21:25,284 NICK: Yeah, it's terrible. 578 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,595 ♪ It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight ♪ 579 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,944 ♪ Rising, watching us all with the eye... ♪ 580 00:21:35,031 --> 00:21:36,730 You don't like the cardy?No.