["Rugrats theme“ playing]
{gasps}
[chuckie] Whoa, whoa! [Grunts]
[Animals hooting, chirping]
[All panting]
[Gasps] This place gives me the juicebumps.
[Bats chittering]
Maybe we should go back.
- Very back! - [Tommy] No!
We can't go back now, you guys.
Okey-dokey Jones never goes back!
- [Rumbling] - [All gasp]
Hang on to your diapies, babies.
- ["Raiders march" playing] - We're going in.
[Chuckie] That's Tommy p/bk/es.
He '5 the bra vest baby / 8 var knowed.
And that's phi/ and I/7.
Well, the y //ke worms.
And I'm chuckle.
Ah, I'm not so bra ve.
But that's okay,
bause / got Tommy, and he '5 my bestest frieno'. [Chuckles]
[All panting, grunting]
[Straining]
[Shouting]
- Watch out! - [Yelps]
[All screaming]
- [Tommy] Guys, keep moving! - [Phil] It's right behind us!
{gasps}
[gasps] Tommy!
Help me.
[Tommy] Come on, chuckie!
[Both shouting]
Tommy.
- [All screaming] - You kids shouldn't be playing in here.
[Chuckie] We thought the fun times would last fore ver.
[All grunt]
But we was wrong.
[Didi] Oh, my.
- Upsy-Daisy, deed. - [Didi] Thanks.
Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
Glad you could be here, susie.
- What a pretty party dress, Angelica. - Thank you.
My mommy's assistant bought it especially for my aunt didi's party.
- [Laughing] - Don't say a word.
All right, I got $20 on eight pounds, six ounces.
- Eight pounds six. Who's got eight-seven? - I'm in for 12.
Twelve pounds? What are you, crazy?
Gosh, you can hardly tell she's gained any weight.
[Gasps] Oh, don't worry.
I mean, you know, from behind.
There you are, didala. Come. Look what we got for you.
- Boris, move your tuchus. - [Goat bleating]
A goat?
Oh, mom, you shouldn't have.
Nothing better for the little bubba/e than goat's milk.
Except maybe yak.
But you try finding good yak these days.
- [Bleats] - He's saying, "hello."
[Laughs] Here you go, kinder/ash, some chocolate coins.
Teething on everything, I... oh!
- [Grunts, gasps] - [Moms gasping]
- Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy? - Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
- Oh, you mean, she finally came? - Not yet.
But they're giving her this big party,
so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
Do you think she got losted on her way to the party?
[Tommy] I don't know. Maybe we better go look for her.
Come on.
But, Tommy, she could be anywheres.
- Watch it, pups. - Careful.
[Charlotte] I'll get back to you, Jonathan.
I've got to say hi to the life of the party. How's our little man?
I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
[Scoffs] That windbag thought Phil and lil were intestinal gas.
Face it, Dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
Well, you know what they say, "born under Venus, look for a..."
- [Phone rings] - Hello?
Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert.
I don't see any of you with a phd in Latin.
Yeah, pig Latin maybe.
Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl.
I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
Uh-uh-uh! Let's not do any gender stereotyping.
After all, stu and drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.
- Pushy! Bossy! - Lazy! Inconsiderate!
- Nosy! Busybody. - Good-for-nothing!
[Both] Why can't you listen to me?
We're talking about a real job, stu, with benefits.
I'm not gonna waste my life
as a clock-punching, paper-pushing, bean-counting...
{gasps} -Oh, no offense.
You barely make ends meet now.
You've got no insurance, no savings, and another kid on the way.
For your information, bro,
I am working on something right now
that is going to put this branch of the pickles family on easy street.
- What is it this time, an electric sponge? - Of course not!
That was last year.
This... this is the reptar wagon.
The ultimate in toddler transportation.
The perfect children's toy!
In my day, we had plenty of fun just throwing rocks at each other.
Big bag of dirt clods, that's what the kids want.
The reptar corporation is holding a toy design contest,
- and the winner gets $500! - Ooh!
And there'll be plenty more if this toy's a hit,
and I'll be famous.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said when you built that stupid thing.
Maybe dactar was a little bit complex,
but this... this...
Watch!
I am reptar. Hear me roar.
[In deep voice] I am reptar! Hear me roar!
[Beeping]
[Both yelp]
Conflabbit!
Can't a man work in his own basement without getting barbecued?
Okay, so maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.
{gasps}
[Phil and lil gasp]
[Chuckie] Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.
Yep, it's for my new sister.
How are we gonna find her, Tommy?
Yeah, we don't even know what she looks like.
Well, she's a girl like me,
so we know she'll be prettiful.
Oh, brother!
You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of lice.
Now, get out of my way.
I gotta get back to the dessert table
before the grown-ups get all the good stuff.
Angelica, can you help us find my baby sister?
I wouldn't be in such a big hurry if I was you, Tommy.
'Cause when the new baby gets here,
she's gonna get all the toys and the love and the attention.
And your mommy and daddy will forget all about you.
It'll be like, "look, deed.
There's that little bald kid in the house again."
My mommy and daddy won't forget me.
That's what spike said before you were born.
Back when his name was Paul.
- [Tommy] Paul? - [Angelica] Yeah.
But then you came along, and they put him out in the rain,
and he turned into a dog.
That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica.
My mommy and daddy will love me no matter what.
J” a baby is really neat j“
j” a baby is a special treat j“
[scoffs] Who does susie Carmichael think she is?
J” a baby has a tiny nose j”
j” a baby is a little dickens j”
j” a baby is a cuddly chicken j”
- [snickering] - J” a baby is lots of joyj”
- [guests gasp] - J” a baby will get all the toys j”
what are you doing?
J” a baby has a smiley face j”
j” a baby is from outside space j”
- Angelica. - Susie.
J” a baby is extra fancyj”
j” a baby poops in its pants/es j”
- cut it out! - No!
J” like a birdie singing in a tree j”
j” more like reptar screaming in your earj”
[both] J” a baby is a giftj”
j” a gift from a Bob j”
j” a baby/s agittj”
j” from a Bob, Bob, Bob j”
j” a baby/s agittj”
j”agittfromabob... j”
Tommy, do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?
I don't know. Why?
Because if Bob bringed a gift, it's probably one of them.
J” a baby is very special j”
j” a baby is, is not! J”
Betty, it's time.
It's time? Oh, boy.
Everybody to your stations, people!
Howard, get stu. Charlotte, call the hospital.
Deed, start your breathing. Come on, good girl.
Up we go, sprout. We got a pickle to deliver.
- [Howard] We're going to the car, kids. - [Goat bleating]
[Charlotte] Will somebody turn that sprinkler off?
Now that's what I call a baby shower.
Welcome to the Werner p. L/pschitz center for holistic birthing,
ofi'ering the modern parent
the state of the art in primitive birth alternatives.
[Continues in German]
[Nurse] Oh! Mrs. Pickles.
You weren't due till next week, now, dear.
Geez, well, I guess we could try and squeeze you in somewhere.
But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the all-natural zen experience
in the Tibetan terrace room.
In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.
Ah! Yes, the old country room.
- [Moos] - Do you have anything a little cleaner?
Well, we could try the aquatic immersion room.
She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish.
[Elevator dings]
Oh!
Stu, didi, Randy called to say you were on your way.
[Laughs] I didn't realize you were bringing the whole party.
- How far apart are the pains, hon? - [Bones cracking]
Oh, they're pretty much constant.
Okay, didi, let's go and get you settled in, huh?
Here you go, sprout.
Don't worry, sweetie, mommy's going to be okay.
Oh, gosh, Tommy, your mommy sure seems upset.
Maybe your baby sister really is iosted.
Whoa. Maybe we can buy a new one.
Where are we gonna find a baby in a place like this?
[Babies crying]
[Grandpa] You got any queens?
Go fish.
[Babies crying]
[Person on pa] Dr. Howard, please report to intensive care for your treatments.
- [Crying continues] - Hmm!
Hey, a baby store.
[Lil] Nice and wiggly.
You guys, help me pick one my mom will like.
["This world is something new to me" playing]
-J” where am /? J” -j” how did / get here 7 j”
j” today is very difi'erent than yesterday j”
j” 80 this is the world? J”
j” lmiss my old womb j”
j” this wallpaper here just ar'n't the same j”
j” this world is something strange j”
-j” I'm wetj” -j” I'm coldj”
j” I need a change j”
j” this world is something new to me j”
j” oh, my head j”
j” what is this? J”
-j” / can't take it j” -j” ll/le, eitherj”
-j” I'm hungryj” -j” I'm tired j”
j” I'm irritated j”
j” llo ve the extra leg room j”
j” ll/lan, they cut my cord j”
j” consider yourself lucky j”
j” this world is way too big j”
j” and populated by fuzzy p/gs j”
j” this world is something new to me j”
-j” this world is such a gas j” -[Farts]
J” pu, where's your class? J”
j” this world is something new to me j”
j” quiet! Can't a guy get some shut-e ye? J”
j” it's so noisy in here! J”
j” / can barely hear myself suck! J”
j” food here tastes pretty good j”
j” ll/ly compliments to the chef j”
j” and you gotta holler to get fed j”
j” but / could get used to that j”
[crying]
J” this world is way too brightj”
j” can somebody turn down the light? J”
j” 80 that's what that thing looks like j”
j” all things here are meant for play j”
j” it's gonna be a real cool day j”
j” this world is something new to me j”
[baby vocalizing]
J” real cool j”
[both gasp]
J” this world is something new to me j”
j” tomej”
[babies crying]
There you are.
[Exclaims in yiddish]
You kindergave my ticker such a scare.
[Grunts]
- [Beeping] - [Didi, stu breathing heavily]
[Doctor] All right, didi, you can do it. Push now.
Have we got a good reading on the efm?
[Screams]
Here it comes.
- Gorgeous! - Deed, she's so beautiful.
- She's... she's a boy. - [Baby crying softly]
Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.
[Stu] Well, I guess we won't be naming him after my mother.
He doesn't look much like a Trixie.
What about my cousin Dylan?
Dylan Prescott pickles.
- Hmm. - Dil pickles.
Yeah, I like it.
Here you go, sprout.
Tommy, I want you to meet someone very special.
This is your brother Dylan.
Dil, this is Tommy.
{gasps}
baby.
See? They already love each other.
[Hiccups]
[Wailing]
Well, that's a start.
[Dil's wailing continues]
[Snoring]
Deed, what are we gonna do?
He hasn't stopped crying since we brought him home.
Somehow it's not as much fun around here anymore.
Yeah. What's your brother so sad about?
I don't know. But whatever it is, it must be really bad.
- Maybe he's broked! - What?
- Broked! - Broked!
Broked?
[Wailing continues]
He's not broked.
He's a... just a little loud!
Oh! That baby's getting on my nerves.
[Snoring]
[An nou nce r] Direct from Moscow, the banana brothers ll/lonke y circus.
- [Train whistle blowing] - Featuring the most amazing monkey
since brezhne v/
this is real monkey business,
so trotsky on down to the banana brothers monkey circus!
Grandpa! Can we go to the circus?
It's enough of a circus around here already.
- [Train chugging] - [Blows]
[Person on pa] ...Now arriving on track one.
Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys, I get us coffee.
No, Igor, you stay and watch monkeys, and I get us coffee.
Nyet! Monkeys, watch you. I get coffee!
[Monkeys hooting]
I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.
Nyet, is better in Kiev.
No, it's better in St. Petersburg.
Nothing is better in St. Petersburg.
Look! The train!
Let me out!
Stop!
[Shouting in Russian]
[All hooting, chittering]
[Engines revving]
[Alarm ringing]
[Didi] "And then the wizard looked down at the little boy and said,
'your wish has been granted.'
and the little boy looked..."
- [Stu] Deed! - [Dil wailing]
Help.
[Sighs] I'll be back, sweetie.
[Stu] All I did was cough, deed.
I tried not to, but I had a feeling in my throat.
And then I coughed.
And now he's crying. And now he's got the hiccups.
[Sobbing]
Oh, st...
- Stu? - Yeah?
Why don't you sing dil a lullaby?
- I'm too tired to sing. - All right.
I'll make something up.
[Stu] Good.
J” baby, please, rest your head j”
yeah.
J” now it is time for bed j”
- that's good. - Thanks.
J” you're cuter than... j”
[chuckles] J” uncle ned j”
[both chuckle]
J” our little... j”
j” uh, quadruped? J”
oh, st...
- It didn't work. - [Stu] I know.
[Didi] He's still awake.
I got one. I got one.
Okay.
J” twinkle, twinkle, how time flies... j”
j” slowly in the starry skies j”
j” baby, please, close your eyes j”
shh, shh.
J” you're as sweet as... j”
j” apple pies j”
[didi] J” as you growj”
j” and love and playj”
[stu] J” in our hearts j”
j” you 7! Always stayj”
j” 80 sleep and dream j”
j” the night away j”
[sighs] That was good.
J” baby, please, rest your head j”
j” now it is time for bed j”
j” please stop j”
j” don't you see? J”
j” / want mom and dad for me j”
[Hiccups]
[Thunder rumbling]
[Howls]
- [Dil wailing] - [Groans]
Oh, hey, sprouts, crate's no place for you to play.
You wouldn't wanna get shipped to Japan with reptar, now would you?
I better put this where I can keep an eye on it.
Dil, that's Tommy's blankie.
Yeah, it used to sleep with me before we even got you.
[Laughs] My blankie!
He's not very nice.
[Grunts] Ow!
[Lil] That's not how you get things from a brother, Tommy.
It's not?
No, it is not. Here, watch.
[Phil] Hey, that's my reptar, Lillian!
- Is not, Phillip! - Is too, Lillian!
- Is not! - Is too!
Is not!
See, Tommy? Now you try it.
[Grunts]
[Dil] Teddy mine!
- Mine! - Mine!
[Phil] Gosh, Tommy learns fast.
Yeah.
[Both grunting]
[Stu] Hurry, pop, they'll be here to pick it up any minute.
Daddy, why can't I watch shirley/ock Holmes at our house?
I'll never be able to hear it with that new baby
squawking the whole time.
Now, sweetheart, daddy's got to put in a little overtime today,
so that mommy won't be so ashamed of his quarterly earnings.
Hi, uncle st...
Sorry to hear your pony is so slow.
We don't have a pony, Angelica.
Then how come you told mommy aunt didi got saddled with a loser?
"Loser"?
- [Stammering] I... - [Kids grunting, crying]
Excuse me, bro.
My tax deductions are crying!
You can't deduct them if you don't have any income!
[Grunting, crying continues]
[Groans]
Tommy! Dil!
Boys, what are you doing?
[Groans]
Dil, what say we give Tommy a little turn with the bear? Huh?
[Wailing]
Or not.
Hey, champ, why don't you come with me for a minute?
I got something to show you
that's even better than your old Teddy bear.
[Cooing]
We weren't gonna give you this until you were a little bit older,
but I think now's the right time.
Shiny, huh?
- And grandpa Lou put your picture inside. - [Melody playing]
I know it's hard, Tommy.
You have a little brother now, and that's a big change.
Dil can be pretty tough to get along with, huh?
But sometimes little brothers,
they aren't everything you'd hoped they'd be.
That's why big brothers have got to have faith.
And one day, you'll see,
he'll change.
- Ooh! - After all,
you've got responsibility now.
I know I can trust that you'll stick by dil's side
and be a swell big brother.
[Tommy] Sponsat/I/ty
- wow! - Wow!
What is that, you guys?
[Lil] Reptar!
[Phil] Oh wheels.
What do you think it's for?
I don't know.
I bet it could take us to the baby store.
Great idea, Lillian.
We could take dil to the hopsicle
- and get Tommy's moneys back. - Yeah.
- It's money back bearantee. - [Chuckie] Guys.
Guys, Tommy's not gonna be happy about this.
Well, he's sure not happy now.
Well...
You watch.
Once dil goes back to the baby store, Tommy will be happy.
I don't know about this.
[Humming]
{gasps}
what are you doing?
We... well, actually, Lillian was...
We're taking dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy.
We're gonna get your moneys back.
What? You can't do that.
My mommy and daddy want to keep him.
See? See?
[Phil] Why? All he does is cry and poop.
- So do you. - [Phil] I don't cry that much.
Well, you poop an awful lot.
Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate pants.
I am not a poopie monster!
[TV announcer] Ll/lore shirleylock Holmes: Girl detective
n'ght after these messages.
- We thought you'd be happy, Tommy. - Well, I'm not.
Hey, babies. Knock it off.
- Cynthia and me are trying to watch TV. - {Gasps}
huh?
Hey, hands off the merchandise, pinkie.
[Both grunting]
Vvhoa!
- Pretty good. - Pretty good.
[Growls]
Be nice, Angelica. He didn't mean it.
You wanna ride in a wagon?
I'll give you a ride,
to outside space.
- [All gasp] - Ow!
[TV theme playing]
My show!
Next commercial, you babies are in big trouble!
- [Lil] All aboard. - [Grandpa snoring]
Just walk away, chuckie. Walk away.
Oh! Wait for me!
- [Phil] Which way to the hopsicle? - [Tommy] We're not going to the hopsicle!
[Chuckie] Well, we're going somewheres.
[Bleating]
[Snoring continues]
Uh, pardon me. Pickup for pickles to Japan?
Take it away, take it away.
Yeah, have a good day.
- [Barking] - [Truck drives away]
Pipe down, spike!
Me and Cynthia are watching...
Cynthia?
Nice try, babies. Now give me back my...
{gasps}
Cynthia!
[All exclaiming, gasping]
[Tires screeching]
[Crash]
[Spike barking]
They took Cynthia. Spike. Come on.
You're gonna be my butthound.
We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, tree house, and Dollhouse!
I want those foogitives back in custardy.
- [Barking] - [Squealing]
Bad dog! Bad dog!
Stop!
- [Grandpa snoring] - Deed, just go to the spa and relax.
Pop and I are doing fine taking care of the...
Pop? Where's the crate?
Huh? Huh? Oh.
Uh, I guess the delivery folks must have come.
Wow! They loaded her up and everything, huh?
[Didi] Stu, let me talk to Tommy.
Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy.
Um, pop, where are the kids?
That's funny.
They were here a minute ago, playing in the...
- The crate! - The crate!
Honey, I'm gonna have to call you back.
[Beeps]
["On your marks, get set, ready, go!" Playing]
J” / am reptar, hear me roar j”
j” I am reptar, the king of dinosaurs j”
vvhoa!
[Retches]
J” go! What be going on over here? J”
j” coming through top speed you better stand clear j”
j” you better be ware or step somewhere we about to blast outta here, excitement j”
j” yes, lhope you know we come through j”
j” to cause chaos like Darth Vader turn on your radar j”
j” on the downhill racing I'm holding my head j”
vvhoa!
J” I am reptar, hear me roar I am reptar, the king of dinosaurs... j”
whoa! [Grunts]
J” get out of the fast Lane it says your mo ving too slow j”
j” on your marks, get set, ready, golj”
- [clicking] - [All exclaiming]
Vvhoa!
- [Truck horn blaring] - [All scream]
J” on your marks, get set, ready, go! On your marks, get set, ready, go! J”
j” on your marks, get set, ready, golj”
[chuckie] Ow!
How could you fall asleep when you were supposed to be watching the kids?
[Snoring]
We'll never find the babies with this jerk in front of us!
- [Growls] - [Honking horn]
- [Truck horn blares] - [Shouts]
This is more fun than picking noses.
- [All laughing] - Or making bubbles in the bathtub.
I don't know if I should throw up or throw down.
[Exhales sharply]
- [Grunting] - [Goat bleats]
I've turned this plane upside down, and I assure you there are no children.
- No. - We found a kid,
but he's not the one you're looking for.
[Goat bleats]
[Tires screech]
Tommy!
Sprout?
Dil!
Angelica?
Where can they be? We gotta find them!
- [Didi] Find what? - [Gasps}
Einstein here lost the kids.
I lost the kids?
See?
{gasps}
[Kids gasping, exclaiming]
[Phil] Where are we?
[Tommy] I don't know.
It looks kinda like the park.
Only biggerer.
Biggerer?
This place is biggerer than the park and the backyard all put together.
[Animals chittering]
This is bad, you guys. This is bad.
Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother is broked again.
Oh, no. Dil, are you okay?
[Phil] I think he's gonna explode.
- Poopie. - What?
[Straining]
- Pooping! - [Wet gurgling]
-[Gasps} -Ew!
Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie.
What do you mean, "we"?
- [Sirens wailing] - [Helicopter whirring]
[Panicked chattering]
- [Phones ringing] - I can't believe you left them
with your father.
The man slept through Pearl harbor, for heaven's sakes.
I sounded the alarm as soon as I could.
Ah, Mrs. Pickles, did your son have any enemies?
- [Gasps] Oh. - Uh-huh.
Any undenlvorld or mob connections?
He is a baby!
[All coughing]
The powder goes on his bottom, Tommy!
Well, I'm doing the best I can.
- [Dil] Pee-pee. - Look out.
[Chuckie] Stop it, dil.
[Tommy] Get off me.
- [Grunts] - [Frog croaking]
[Screams]
Frog! Frog! Ah!
[Groans]
[Croaking]
- Your brother made a frog jump on me! - Stop it.
- Stop it.
- You stop it! - Stop it.
- Stop it.
Hey, guys, maybe we should stop playing around
and figure out how to get home.
But, Tommy, we don't even know where we are.
I know. I've got my sponsatility!
What's a sponsatility, Tommy?
Sounds yucky.
No, it's what you get for being a big brother.
It's just like okey-dokey Jones uses when he has to find his way home.
I thought that's called a crumpus.
Well, my dad gave it to me, and he called it a sponsatility.
- Where's it say to go? - Well, um...
- [Melody playing] - Uh, hmm...
This way. Ah, hmm...
{gasps}
that's the way! Straight up that hill!
[Lil and chuckie gasp]
- Whoa! - [Spike barking]
Bad dog! Bad dog! Stop!
Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Whimpers]
- [Sniffing] - [Angelica screaming]
[Grunting, gasping]
Whoa! [Screams]
[Whimpers]
You know, not all dogs go to heaven.
[Spike whimpers]
[Reporter] There he is.
[Reporters clamoring]
Mr. Pickles, is it true you shipped your own children
to Tokyo in a wooden box?
Is it true a dingo ate your baby?
Mr. Pickles, how many pecks of pickled peppers did you pick?
[Helicopter whirring]
Look.
Childhood, a time of innocence, a time of joy.
A time of unspeakable, unrelenting tragedy.
Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feels
to know you may never see your children again.
Criminy!
Can't you pit bulls show some compassion?
I'm so sorry. Forgive me.
Please tell us how it feels
to know you may never see your children again.
- That's it! Let me at him! - Hold your horses, Betty.
All right!
Hold on, Jonathan. There's an alarming crowd at my in-laws',
indicating either a yard sale or a family tragedy.
- Let me get back to you. - [Reporter] It's the brother. Hey!
Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?
He what?
Share your pain.
[Shrieks]
You're breaking my arm!
Only 'cause I can't reach your neck!
- You moronic idiot! - And there you have it.
Two sour pickles and young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins bill and Jill,
little chunky and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace.
I'm Rex pester,
and I'll be back with more big action news.
Mr. Swenson on center saw Angelica and spike
run through his garden and head north on i-99.
- My baby! - Let's go!
Private first class pickles reporting for duty.
Just get in. Come on.
Good job, you guys.
We're almost there.
Good, dil. Now, play nice.
Not much fun back there, is it?
We're doing okay.
That's some good hitting there, dilly.
[Chuckie] I'm hungry.
Right about now my daddy'd be making me a fried Bologna sandwich. Mmm!
I can almost smell that burning.
Ooh! It tastes all crunchy.
Stop it, chuckie. You're making me hungry.
[Dil cackling]
[All gasp]
Oh, no.
We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.
- [Hawk screeches] - [Phil] We can't see any houses from here.
We're doomed. Doomed.
Doomed, I tell you.
[Wolf snarling]
[Chafienng]
Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you,
- but can you identify this binky? - [Both gasp]
[Crying]
This is all dil's fault, right, chuckie?
-Nuh-uh!
This never would have happened
if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place. Right, chuckie?
Um, nuh-uh!
It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!
He's not naughty.
He's just a... he's just a baby!
How could you be mad just because you're, um...
Standing there all nakey?
I mean, I'm sure he's just trying to help.
And 'sides, it's hot... phew... 'Sploring in the woods all day.
[Sighs] A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed.
- Oh, thank you, dil. - [Hiccups]
Those hippups are really starting to bug me.
Face it, Tommy.
Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.
Hey, you guys, look.
Somebody's house. Tommy was right.
Wow! My sponsatility does work.
Yeah, but who'd have a house way out here in the forest?
[Tommy] Maybe a lizard lives there.
A lizard?
You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes.
All's we gots to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home.
See? Then everything will be back to Norman.
- Thank Bob. - Thank you, Bob.
Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard!
[Grunts]
Tommy, are you okay?
I'm fine.
I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
[Chuckie] Gosh, it looks kinda like spike's feet,
only if he was a giant.
I saw feetprints like that in our storybook.
A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
A wolf ate a girl?
Uh... they got her out.
I don't think it's a wolf, chuckie.
If it was, we'd hear him say...
[Wolf howling]
That was pretty good.
I didn't do anything.
[Wolf howls]
[All screaming]
- Do you see the wolf? - I don't know what he looks like.
Teeth! Teeth and fur!
And teeth!
No, d”.
Bad dil.
[Dil laughing]
[Serene music playing]
[Reptar wagon] I am reptar!
[Roars]
- Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? - [Car stereo: Pop music]
I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian.
But out here, we have what you might call...
- [Stereo clicks off] - Hmm. How should I put it?
Actual danger.
[Gasps] Danger?
Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car.
Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.
[Gasps] And dragons.
[Squeals]
Tommy, I saw some grown-ups. Stop! Stop!
- I don't know how. - [Honking, buzzing]
Well, I hope you figure it out, 'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!
[All screaming]
Vvhoa!
- Ah! - [Dil giggles]
[Lil] Phew!
Any further, and I would have needed a fresh diapie.
[Coos, giggles]
[All gasp]
Dil, no!
[All screaming]
- [Alarm beeping] - [Gasps}
[reptar wagon] Aqua reptar, engage.
[Margaret] I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.
[Frank] Margaret.
A big, green, fire-breathing dragon.
I've got to call headquarters.
While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment,
say, a city park.
'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher.
[Screams]
The dragon! I just saw it! I saw it!
Where? Where?
Where? Here? Where?
[Grandpa] Bingo. Lookee here.
A wrapper from a Cynthia sweet bar.
My angel. She's been here.
Yep, I figure she's tracking the sprouts.
It's the pickles' blood.
I myself spent 15 days
tracking sitting bull through the northwest territory.
- The year was 19... - [Howard] Over here!
We found some wheel tracks and baby footprints heading into the woods.
Well, actually, Howard found them. Although, see, I saw them.
They must be in my reptar wagon.
It's the perfect children's toy.
You and your stupid inventions!
My stupid inventions?
That's it!
All right, the pups are in the woods.
You men, follow those tracks.
We'll head to the ranger's station and start the search from there.
Now, move! Hut, hut, hut, hut!
Stu, where are you going?
Trust me, deed. I have a plan.
I got it. I got the shot.
[Sq uawking]
[Tommy] Slob the poop deck, Mr. Phil.
Hoist the ankle, number one.
J” a pirate is life is a life for me j”
j” yo ho ho and a bottle of yum j”
j” / get sea sick on the sea j”
j” yo ho ho and a bottle of yum j”
j” hoist the reptar flag real high! J”
j” ll/ly sword is pointed to the skyj”
j” you need a patch across your eye j”
{giggling} -[Chuckie groans]
-J” from zanzibarj” -j” to candy barj”
j” yo ho ho and a bottle of yum j”
j” we search for treasures near and far j”
j” yo ho ho and a bottle of yum j”
(j” be ware your shit) Should cross our path j”
j” we 7! Shoot a Cannon through your mast j”
j” remove your gold baboons by half j”
- [dil] Yo ho ho ho ho! - [Groans]
J” a pirate is life is the life for me j”
j” yo ho ho and a bottle of yum j”
j” adventure on the open sea j”
j” yo ho ho and a bottle of yum j”
[Tommy] Dil!
Help me, Tommy!
[Chuckles]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Fish!
[Lil] Man overboard!
Hang on, chuckie.
[Shouting]
Look at him go.
[Laughing]
[Grunts]
Tommy, why didn't you help me?
I'm sorry, chuckie, but dil, he needed me, and he's just a...
- Just a baby. - Just a baby.
Uh-oh!
[All scream]
[Tommy] Hard to port side!
Turn! Turn around!
Help me, you guys!
Help!
Tommy.
[All exclaiming]
Dil, no!
- [Stu and drew grunting] - [Grandpa] Ooh!
Now, I knew my dactar would come in handy.
[Shouts]
[Stu] Pop, are you okay?
[Snoring]
Oh, pop.
Do you think we'll still be able to find the lizard's house, Tommy?
Uh... oh, sure, chuckie.
Long as I got my sponsatility, we'll never be iosted.
- [Melody playing] - Which way are we apposed to go?
[Tommy] Um... uh... um...
That way.
[Chuckie] Hey, lookee, footprints.
Maybe there's other babies around here.
Those are our feetprints, chuckie.
You're leading us around and around, Tommy.
But it was working before.
I don't think it ever worked.
I think your sponsatility's broke, just like your brother.
[Tommy] My brother is not broke!
[Lil] He pulled the lever!
[Phil] He tried to send us into the big jacuzzi.
We could have been drownded.
- [Arguing continues] - Hey, you guys!
- [Stammering] - [Lil] What is it, chuckie?
Clown!
[Phil and lil exclaim]
[Phil] What's a train doing in the middle of the forest?
[Lil] Maybe some giant baby iosted his choo choo.
[All gasp]
J” ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang j”
j” ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang j”
j” you want to learn something that / can teach to you j”
j” you want to know a secret that / swear is true j”
j” monkeys, we have more fun than humans ever do j”
j” ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang j”
j” we learn to climb and swing before we learn to run j”
j” we like to party and there is room for everyone j”
j” come join us if you really want to have some fun j”
j” ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang j”
j” you never see us tired j”
j” 'cause we 're way too smart for working j”
j” a monkey knows a lot more than a man j”
j” we love swinging in the trees and eating our bananas j”
j” don't you know we never need a plan? J”
mine! Mine!
[Dil crying]
What? What do you want?
Hungry, hungry.
J” ooh, eeh, ooh-ah-ah ting, tang, walla walla, bing bang... j”
but I really want to go play with the monkeys.
[Grunts]
[Sniffing]
[Crying] Hungry, hungry.
[Coos, murmurs]
Watch my brother. I gotta get the diapie bag.
- [Slurping noises] - [Dil giggling]
Hey, leave him alone. He's not a nanner.
Oh, no. Hey, guys, help!
There's a monkey who's trying to take Tommy's brother.
- So? - Oh, just help me, okay?
Don't touch my hair. Hey.
Buzz off!
Let go!
- Okay! - Okay!
[Dil giggling]
[Chuckie grunting]
[Groans] This is just great.
I tell you, it can't get any worser than...
[Lenses crunch]
This.
- At least the monkeys are gone. - Yeah.
- And they took baby dil with them. - [Gasps}
- [monkeys hooting, grunting] - [Dil giggling]
- [Barking] - Hey, spike!
Where are you going, you dumb dog?
Hey. My rolly blade is cracked.
Oh, Cynthia.
Are they taking care of you?
Will they know to comb your hair,
or change you into your sports jumper with matching neckerchief at lunch time?
[Groans] Pu, spike! Dog breath!
- [Growling] - Spike?
[Angelica squealing]
[Snarling]
Don't worry. This time she'll fly.
I'm facing into the wind.
[Car engine starts]
- He's ready? - No.
- All right, then! - [Tires squealing]
[Shouting]
[Chuckie] Oh, this is bad. Bad.
Shh! Here comes Tommy.
- Put the blankie on him. - [Owl hooting]
- [Thunder rumbling] - Okay, guys. I got it.
Um, I think it's gonna rain, Tommy.
Oh, yeah. We better go.
I gotta finish feeding my brother.
I don't think he's hungry.
Yeah. And besides, he's...
[Gasps] A monkey?
Wow! Look at that!
My brother turned into a monkey?
Come on, Tommy. We gotta get outta here.
I can't go home with my brother being a monkey.
Oh! But, Tommy, we gotta get to the lizard's house.
That's it! I'll get the lizard to wish him back into a people.
But the lizard's only gonna give us one wish.
Yeah, and if you use it up on dil, how are we gonna get home?
He's my brother, chuckie. I have to wish him back.
- You can't do that. - Yes, I can.
What would you do if Phil turned into a monkey?
That's different. I like Phillip!
'Sides, you'd be wasting your wish anyway,
'cause that's not even your brother.
Wait a minute.
What Lillian means is, um...
The monkeys kind of took baby dil, and we just...
We thought you wouldn't mind a baby monkey instead.
- What? - Lookee, Tommy, nobody likes him.
We're gonna find that lizard, Tommy.
You can find your brother by yourself.
Will you help me, chuckie?
Sorry, Tommy.
But... but you're my bestest friend.
Yeah? Well, if I'm your bestest friend,
then how come when I got throwed up on, you didn't help me? Huh? Huh?
And when I failed overboard, you didn't help me.
And then when the monkey dropped me,
you didn't even care about my boo-boo.
[Crying]
Face it, Tommy.
You don't got a bestest friend no more.
All you gots is a brother.
Oh, um...
Fine. I'll go find him by myself.
[Thunder rumbling]
- [Thunderclap] - [All gasp]
- You dumb butthound! - [Whimpering]
Fine. I hope you turn into a frog.
[Sneers]
- [Spike whimpers] - I'll find Cynthia myself.
J” one way or anotherj”
j” I'm gonna find you j”
j” I'm gonna get you get you, get you, get you j”
j” some way or another j”
j” I'm gonna win you j”
j” I'm gonna get you get you, get you, get you j”
j” Cynthia, oh, Cynthia j”
j” I need to see you I need to see you, see you, see you j”
j” from that kid or his brotherj”
j” I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you, I 7! Get you j”
j” I'll find those full diaper bags j”
j” and if you're rrpped or you're hurt j”
j” h! Push them r'n dirtj”
yeah!
- [Barking] - [Grunting]
Stop! I said stop!
Cynthia!
[Thunder rumbling]
[Dil crying]
Hey! Give me back my brother! Shoo!
Get out of here, you monkey!
[Wolf howling in distance]
Come on. Let's get out of this rain.
I know you rookies can get excited and lose your heads,
but veterans like me know the key is to remain calm and cool and collected.
{gasps}
please, our kids are lost in the storm.
You've got to help us.
There's dragons out there!
I'm a park ranger,
not a knight of the round table!
Go find somebody with a Lance!
Never mind him. Come with me.
[Frank] Where you going? Come here. I got... the dragon... I saw it.
We'll just have a little bottle
and take a nice nappy, and everything will be okay.
Mine! Mine!
But I'm hungry, too.
Stop it!
Dil, that's enough.
-Stop it! {Giggling}
you didn't leave any for me!
[Hiccups]
All gone.
{giggles} -[Sighs]
Dil.
Dil!
My blankie! My blankie!
- Dil! - My blankie!
My blankie!
I need some blankie, too.
Mine! Mine!
- Mine! - Mine!
Mine!
[Giggling] Lookee, lookee.
You think it's funny?
Phil and lil was right!
You're a bad, naughty baby, and you're never gonna get any better!
I'm through being your big brother!
I don't want my sponsatility no more!
[Melody playing]
[Grunting, hooting]
Monkey. My monkey.
Mine.
You want monkeys?
Okay. I'll give you monkeys.
You'll have a monkey mommy and a monkey daddy
and a monkey brother!
I should've let my friends take you back to the hopsicle,
but, "no," I said.
"He didn't mean it," I said. "He was only playing."
Well, I was wrong!
Now I don't even have friends.
Dil wants monkeys,
and monkeys want the nanners.
So everybody gets what they want.
My nanana.
I'm sorry, dil.
It's okay, dil.
Everything is gonna be okay.
[Watch ticking]
[All scream]
Phil?
Lil?
{gasps}
oh, Phil.
Chuckie?
He always loved climbing on trees.
Now a tree's climbed on him.
He was my favoritest brother.
Speak to me, Phillip.
[Phil] Hey, you guys seen my shoes?
Phillip!
{gasps}
I don't like this adventure anymore, Phillip.
Gosh, chuckie, this time we really are doomed.
Doomed! Doomed!
Doomed!
[Sobbing]
- Phillip! - Snap out of it, Lillian.
We gotta find the lizard.
I don't know, guys.
If we find the lizard and Tommy doesn't,
how's he ever gonna get home?
What are you worried about him for?
He's the one who was gonna let you get eated by a fish.
All he cares about now is baby dil.
Yeah, well, somebody has to.
Don't they?
[Dil crying]
J” baby, please, rest your head j”
j” soon we will be home r'n bed j”
j” until then, I'll protect you j”
j” like no otherj”
j” you're okay for a little brother j”
my Tommy.
My dil.
[Crying] Oh!
We'll never find them.
- [Tires squealing] - Can't you do something?
Come on, baby. Come on!
[Stu on radio] Sky pickle to ground pickle.
Stu? Stu, is that you?
Roger that, deed.
We have aerial search!
[Geese honking]
Oh, no.
Nice monkeys, uh...
Not so fast, you monkeys!
[Monkeys screeching]
Lil! Phil! You came back!
Oh, but where's...
[Reptar wagon roars]
I am reptar, the perfect children's toy!
[Tommy] Chuckie!
Hi, Tommy!
Hey, monkeys!
You want nanners?
Well, come and get 'em!
[Monkeys hooting]
Gosh, I never knowed he was so brave.
Yeah. I'm gonna miss him.
Well, we better get in the wagon and get out of here.
No! You guys take dil and go look for the lizard.
I gotta go help my bestest friend.
- [Spike barking] - Whoa!
[Shrieks]
Dumb dog.
There's no babies around here.
There you are!
Hand over my Cynthia, finster.
Run, Angelica! The monkeys is coming!
- Huh? - The monkeys is coming!
Cynthia!
Vvhoa!
Stop!
- [Spike barking] - Spike!
[Giggles] You found me.
[Yelps, grunts]
Ugh!
[Sniffing]
[Chuckie gasps]
[Whimpering]
Nice monkeys. Nice monkeys.
I was only kidding.
Don't be mad at me. Please?
Okay.
- Help. - [Spike barking]
[Chuckie] Tommy. Thank goodness.
Come on, chuckie!
Chuckie!
The lizard's house.
Let's find the others.
We gots a lizard to see!
[Chuckie] I can't look. I can't look!
[Tommy] Spike.
Spike!
Mybal
{giggles}
don't let them take me, Tommy.
I don't want to be monkey boy!
[Reptar wagon] Hang on to your diapies, babies!
[Roars]
[Phil] Good one, dil.
- [Chuckie] Nice! - [Lil] Dilly!
Thanks, dil.
Dilly, you're my hero.
Bye-bye, monkeys.
[All laughing]
Ah! Ooh! Stop it.
[Screeches]
Cynthia!
[Gasps] Hey, you stupid diaper bags! Wait for me!
Dumb monkeys.
[Phil and lil laughing]
After all I've done for you babies,
you were gonna leave me and Cynthia behind!
I didn't know she could fly.
I think it's 'cause she's a witch.
[Both gasp]
[Tommy] Hang on, Angelica!
A truckload of babies and their pet horse lost in the woods.
Our hearts go out
- to their grief-stricken parents. - [Stu] Whoa! Whoa!
- Oh! Oh! Look out! - [Rex] Pickles!
Now look what you've done!
Are you out of your mind, pickles?
[Alarm buzzing]
And I never won an Emmy!
[Crying]
Oops.
I'm coming, Tommy.
I'm coming, dil. Whoa! Ah!
[All grunting]
Hurry up, babies.
[Hooting]
Don't let them take me.
Don't let them take Cynthia.
I don't think they're gonna take anyone. Look.
[All cheer]
- Bye-bye, monkeys! - Hooray!
- Dumb-dumb monkeys! - [Wolf snarls]
We wanna go home. We wanna go home.
Yucky. [Giggles]
[Barking]
- Yay, spike! - Spike, spike!
- [Tommy] No, spike! - [Chuckie] Spike!
- Spike! Oh, no! - [Lil] Go get him, spikey!
You dumb wolf! [Blows raspberry]
[Snarls]
[All] Spike!
[Wolf whines]
- [Both gasp] - [Water splashes]
[Gasping]
Spike?
Oh, spike.
Dumb dog.
Why'd you have to go and...
[All crying]
[Stu] Whoa!
{gasps}
deed, I found them!
They're over by the ranger station!
I'm going in!
[All gasp]
[Stu groaning]
[All] The lizard.
[Groaning]
Please, Mr. Lizard, we wish we could go...
We wish we had our doggie back.
[Continues groaning]
[Spike barking]
Spike.
[Phil] He's alive.
- [Lil] Thank you, Mr. Lizard! - [Vehicles approaching]
My babies!
Oh, dil!
My darling!
[Betty] Thank goodness!
We're here. Betty... Betty and daddy are here.
- Oh, you rascals. - Oh!
- Daddy's here. Oh, chuckie! - Angelica, sweetheart.
- Everything's going to be okay. - Mommy! Daddy!
- [Drew] Did you miss me? Are you okay? - [Phone ringing]
You've got the pickle spirit, son.
Maybe not the brains, but the spirit.
Stu, you did it. You found our boys.
[Melody playing]
[Stu] Yeah, I guess I did.
[Siren wailing]
- My little furry comrades. - Yes.
My splendid monkeys, come to papa.
Who's your daddy?
Babies and monkeys, both lost. Now both found.
This is my story, pal.
I'm Rex pester. Stay tuned.
No, not the toupee. No.
Go get him, you little simians!
- Time for your close-up. - [All laughing]
Oh, dear. Wow. That was bad.
I'm sorry about all this, drew.
It's all right, little brother.
For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.
[Didi] Now I have my whole family together again.
Remember there was swamptar?
Yeah, I remember that...
[Chuckie] So that was our big adventure.
- ["Raiders march" playing] - The monkeys founded their daddies,
and we all gots to go home and have fried Bologna sandwiches.
Except dil, 'cause he gots no teeth.
But if you think things went back to the way they was before,
you're wrong, 'cause now, thanks to baby drl,
they was even better. [Laughing]
- [All cheering] - Way to go, dilly!
[All laughing]
["Take me there" playing]
J” r—u—g j”
j” r—a-t—s j”
j” take me there, / wanna go there take me there, let's go there j”
j” take me to that great place with wonders and wishes j”
j” sitting here thinking about yesterday j”
j” about what we did and how we used to play j”
j” just the thought of you brings a smile upon my face j”
j” that's how it makes me feel to see you everyday, whoa j”
j” where we go, nobody knows j”
j” and what we do is between me and you j”
j” so come on and take my hand to that special place j”
j” where smiles come to life and dreams come true, ooh j”
j” take me there, / wanna go there take me there, let's go there j”
j” take me to that great place with wonders and wishes j”
j” take me there, / wanna go there take me there, you know where j”
j” just take me to that great place with wonders and wishes j”
["take the train" playing]
J” calling all rugrats please come r'n rugrats j”
j” take it to the maximum take it to the Max j”
j” the train is been hrjacked on track and never come back j”
j” the express, the last stop is where the fun's at j”
j” / got my friends a car full of hostages j”
j” to the destination there 7! Be lots of kids j”
j” enough sard, take r't full steam ahead j”
j” / give extreme direction to the team eh'ect j”
j” we ain't a breeze once we hit top speed, they gonna panic j”
j” but it's aerodynamic scream across the planet j”
j” engines go against a Gale-force wind j”
j” a drena/ine make sure the trarl of force won't end j”
j” the third rail pre vails we don't pretend to spin j”
j” next question is when will the fun begin j”
j” what will we get there double the kicks j”
j” hurry up because we can get in trouble for this j”
j” speeding the rugrats and them we have to come j”
j” take it to the maximum j”
j” all in together lets make a game we can all win if we play the same j”
j” whoe ver gets caught got to take the blame j”
j” we gonna take the train j”
j” take the train j”
-j” take it to the j” -j” come on, come on j”
j” take it to the maximum j”
[soft rock music playing]
[Grandpa snoring]
[Bleats]
J” go! J”
["on your marks, get set, ready, go!" Playing]
J” / am reptar, hear me roar j”
j” I am reptar, the king of dinosaurs j”