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♪♪

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Bex:
Previously, on Andi Mack...

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You're valedictorian!

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-So who's gonna be there?
-No one.

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-What about CeCe and Pops?
-Nah.

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What are you guys
doing here?

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Pops:
We didn't wanna miss this.

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I'm sure you'd rather be
sitting on a lawn somewhere,

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watching me graduate
from college, but
I'm doing this.

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And I'm good at it.
And I'm proud of myself.

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So am I. Very proud.

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-Who is this?
-Hey.

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-Walker?
-What are you doing right now?

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You have a painting
in an art gallery?

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I need your help.

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I'm gonna lose this space
if I don't put something on it.

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-I love it.
-Me, too.

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Walker:
We have to sign it.

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Dude, you see it now, right?

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I mean, I don't have
to teach you anything.

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I never knew I could do this.

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Now I wanna do it all the time.

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You need a teacher.

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I'm gonna send you to Sid.

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Eleven a.m.,
sharp.

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She won't see you
if you're late.

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(faucet runs)

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(spits)

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-(faucet runs)
-(spits)

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-(faucet runs)
-(spits)

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Annhh, annnhhhh.

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Annhh.

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All yours.

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(spits, sighs)

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(exhales)

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(theme music plays)

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♪ I'm standin'
on the edge ♪

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♪ And everything I know-oh-oh
is blown away ♪

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♪ But any way it goes,
I'll work it out ♪

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♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪

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-♪ One, two, three ♪
-♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

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♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪

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♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪

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♪ But I'm with you all the way

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♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

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-♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

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♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪

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♪ But I'm with you
all the way ♪

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-♪ Hey ♪
-♪ All the way ♪

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So you didn't go see Sid?

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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It's too bad.
She's a phenomenal teacher.

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Thanks.

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I promised her she'd love you,

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but... she doesn't.

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I wanted to go,
I was lookin' forward to it.

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So why didn't you?

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Something... came up.

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What was it?

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I don't think Andi
likes me anymore.

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Last I heard, she thought

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you didn't like her.

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Well, now I really like her.

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Does she know that?

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I bought her a gnome.

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(chuckles)
A gnome is nice,

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but it's not
a guarantee.

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(sighs)

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I know something
she'd really like.

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Is it a piece of rice
with her name on it?

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Because I tried that, too.

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What, and that didn't work?

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No, I think you gotta
do somethin' big.

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-Like what?
-Like... write her a song.

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I can't write her a song.

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I had to ask her for help
signing a birthday card.

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-What's that for?
-The song.

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I just told you--

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It's not that hard.

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All right?
Two-step process.

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One, put your feelings
on paper.

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Two? Sing them.

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My feelings?
I don't talk
about my feelings.

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You just did.
All right... you like her,

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but you don't think
she likes you.

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Okay, what else?

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That's everything.

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No, no, there was
somethin' else.

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She used to like you.

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And I want her back.

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Yeah. That's good!

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I mean, this is some
solid stuff!

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Now we just need
to turn them into lyrics.

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-Okay, what is a word
that rhymes with "back"?
-Quack!

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Okay, what's another
non-duck-related word
that rhymes with "back"?

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Plaque!

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Hmm.

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(phone ringing)

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-Walker! Hey!
-What's goin' on?

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The usual.
Baby taters at the Spoon
with my friends Cyrus and Buffy.

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That sounds fun.

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Usually is... but Buffy's
moving away in a few days.

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That's too bad.

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It's not bad, it's... awful.

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Hey, let's talk some other time
You go be with your friends.

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Oh, if you can, get your hands
on a bubble machine.

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It's very hard to be sad
around a bubble machine.

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(scoffs)
I actually do have
a bubble machine.

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Well, you're just
a basket of kittens
and a pony away

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from a good time.

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Bye.

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♪ ♪

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Are these all appointments
for you to do makeup?

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Yeah!
I even have a wait list...

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around here somewhere.

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Congratulations, Bex.
I'm so happy for you.

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In other news,
free makeovers at the Fringe
are no longer free.

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I can't just start charging
for them.

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Yes, you can.
Things have been kinda slow
around here.

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In fact, I was this close
to laying you off.

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You were?

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Not anymore,
now that you're
the top-rated cosmetologist

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on Whelp.

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I can't be.
I just got my license.

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I'm the top-rated
cosmetologist on Whelp.

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Haven't you read
your reviews?

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Wow!
They love me!

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Who are they?

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Oh, Bex.
You don't have
to play coy with me.

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I'm not playing coy.
Seems like you're the one
that's playing coy.

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We both know
you wrote those reviews.

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I did not!
I would never!

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"Bex Mack is not just
the best cosmetologist
in Shadyside,

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"she's also a true artist
with an infectious personality.

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Signed Marian Shrensky."

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You're not Marian Shrensky?

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-No!
-Do you know
a Marian Shrensky?

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-No.
-How about Amy Young?

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-No.
-Carla Romero?

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Brooke Butler?

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If these reviews are fake,
and you didn't write them...

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who did?

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My mother.

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Before we order
the baby taters,

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we have some business
to attend to.

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What's this?

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This is all the stuff
you two have left behind

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at my house over the years.

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It can't be anything important.

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I would know if I left something
important at your house.

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Oh, really?

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Noodle!
Aw, Noodle was my first pet.

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My only pet.

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He's been at your house
all this time?

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Oh, Noodle, you must be hungry.

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Noodle?

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Noodle?

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So Noodle's dead.

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You haven't fed him
for seven years.

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Me now, me now, do me.

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-Oh, no.
-Oh, yes.

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-What is it?
-A recommendation letter
from Cyrus' mom.

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We were in second grade.

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Recommendation letter
for what?

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It doesn't matter.

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-"Dear Buffy..."
-Please don't read it!

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"I'm writing on behalf
of my son, Cyrus Goodman,

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"who really enjoyed
meeting you at lunch yesterday.

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"If you have any openings
for a new friend, Cyrus
would be very interested

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"in the position.
I have no doubt he'd prove
to be an indispensable asset

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to your play group."
(laughs)

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She wasn't wrong.

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-(Buffy and Andi laugh)
-Andi?

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Hey, I'm Walker.
I was at your bar mitzvah.

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I was the caricature artist.

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And you did that
amazing dance
with Andi.

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And you must be wondering
why I'm here.

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Well, yeah.

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I wanted to meet Buffy
before she left.

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And I'm gonna sit over there,

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do a quick sketch
of the three
of you guys

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as a going away present
for her.

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-Is that okay?
-Yeah, sure.

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That'd be great.

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Yeah. Sure.

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That'd be great.

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Great.

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This is my good side.

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Thank you.

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Are you Bex Mack?

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She's over there.

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Do you have an appointment?

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No.
But what I do have

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is a cease and desist letter
from my lawyer.

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Uh, I-- I'll be right back.

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Is there a problem?

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Oh, don't do that.
Don't play coy with me.

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Why does everybody think
I'm playing coy?

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You know it's one thing
to post fake five-star reviews
for yourself.

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We've all done that,
but what ya can't do

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is trash your competitors.

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-You really can't.
-I didn't!

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Right.

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"When I hired Zoe
to do my wedding makeup"--

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I'm Zoe.

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--"I asked her to make me
look like a blushing bride.

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But instead, she turned me
into the Bride of Frankenstein."

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Really?
"No stars!"

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Okay, I didn't write that.

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Oh, right.
Right, right, right.

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It was, um...
Marian Shrensky?

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(gasps)
Marian Shrensky!

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All I can say, darlin',
is I hope you have

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a really good lawyer.

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Because I think
I just found my...
star witness...

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for when I sue you.

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♪ The only thing I wish for ♪

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♪ Is bein' around you ♪♪

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How bad?

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You actually sounded
really great!

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Except for that last part.

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That last chorus
is a little tricky.

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Not the chorus.
I mean, you asking how bad.

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I shouldn't ask that?

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No.
And here's why.

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Performing
is all about confidence.

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If you have the slightest hint
of self-doubt,

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the audience will pick up on it.

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Gotcha.

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Wait, what audience?

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At the open mic
we're having here
tomorrow night

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when you're gonna
perform the song for Andi.

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Gotcha!

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Wait, what?
Y-- you want me to perform
the first song I ever wrote

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that you mostly wrote?

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Yeah, that's the plan.

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You do remember
I have panic attacks.

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-Right?
-But you're not gonna have any,

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because you're gonna be
playing guitar.

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Well, can't I just go to Andi's
late at night,

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wake her up by throwing pebbles
at her window,

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and sing to her
from the sidewalk?

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You could, but that's a cliche.

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-Ohh...
-Plus, when Andi hears the song
for the first time,

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you should be onstage.

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All right?
Everyone looks exponentially
cooler onstage!

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Look!

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♪ ♪

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I'm learning so much from you.

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♪ ♪

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Is it just me,
or does charcoal Cyrus

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look like Harry Styles?

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Can we focus
on the bigger issue here?

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Andi has two guys...

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count 'em! Two!

257
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:37,040
I do not have two guys.

258
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,920
Jonah. Walker.

259
00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:42,880
Two guys.

260
00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:47,580
You've been keeping stuff
from us, haven't you?

261
00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:50,330
I have not
been keeping anything!

262
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:55,120
I saw Walker.

263
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,250
It was one date.

264
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,080
Buffy and Cyrus:
One date?

265
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:01,170
That's like saying
"I won one Oscar"

266
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,880
or "I robbed one bank."

267
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,750
It's still a big deal.

268
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:08,080
Guys, please don't blow this
out of proportion.

269
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,620
Your life is a rom-com now.

270
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,170
One of them is gonna
invite you to the prom

271
00:13:11,170 --> 00:13:12,580
the same night the other
invites you

272
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,380
to a counter-culture
music show.

273
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,880
Don't try to do both!

274
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,120
It never works out.

275
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,500
Cut to you standing in a room,

276
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,250
looking back and forth
between a leather jacket

277
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:25,210
and the perfect dress.
Which are you gonna choose?

278
00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:27,580
Better call
your sassy friend Cyrus.

279
00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:31,040
Hey!
I'm the sassy friend!

280
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,170
I'm glad you two
are enjoying this,

281
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,170
-'cause I'm not.
-Why not?

282
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:38,080
Because... I'm still
trying to figure out

283
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,420
how I feel about Jonah...

284
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,250
and now I have figure out
how I feel about Walker, too?

285
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,420
But come on.
This has to feel good.

286
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:47,790
It doesn't.

287
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,620
It feels like
I have a lotta homework...

288
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,210
and it's all due tomorrow.

289
00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,750
It's a job
being your sassy friend.

290
00:13:58,290 --> 00:14:00,120
Good thing
there are two of us.

291
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,750
♪ ♪

292
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:06,920
♪ Now I've got good friends ♪

293
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,750
♪ I've got good friends ♪

294
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,670
♪ ♪

295
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:15,420
(vacuum whirs)

296
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:18,210
I'm sorry, I'm not
taking down my reviews.

297
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:21,500
I worked hard on those.
They were extremely
well written.

298
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,620
-Mom!
-I mean, do you know
how many hours it took me

299
00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:27,380
to even just come up
with those fake names?

300
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:30,170
People are threatening
to sue me.

301
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,790
Nobody's gonna sue you.

302
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,210
How do you know?

303
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,460
Because all they would get
is a used motorcycle

304
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,420
and a punch card
for a free taco.

305
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,120
(vacuum stops)

306
00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:46,290
Your heart--
and I do believe
you have one--

307
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,880
is in the right place,

308
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,000
but I want to succeed
on my own.

309
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,120
Can you possibly
at least let me try
to do that?

310
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,250
No.

311
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,080
Mom!

312
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,790
Okay, okay, I'll admit
I may have gone a bit far
with my negative reviews,

313
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:06,380
so here's my offer:
I'll take down my reviews

314
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,540
if I can make you
business cards.

315
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:09,830
I'm never gonna use them.

316
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:12,710
-A website.
-I don't like
bragging about myself.

317
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,170
You're never gonna
get anywhere at this pace.

318
00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:18,620
You have to think big,
make some moves,
take action.

319
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,920
I went to cosmetology school!

320
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,120
Well, school's out!
What's next?

321
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,920
How about the end
of this conversation?

322
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,330
(vacuum whirs)

323
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:35,380
♪ You can do
almost anything ♪

324
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:38,420
♪ All you gotta go
is dream ♪

325
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,620
Why are we looking at these?

326
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:41,460
We always get the same thing.

327
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:44,290
Because it's important
to know we have options.

328
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:47,380
Is it gonna be the, uh,
Walker waffles?

329
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,830
Or peanut butter and Jonah?

330
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,080
(giggles)

331
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,250
I'm in a show tonight.
It's at the Red Rooster.

332
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,120
Cool if you guys
could swing by.

333
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,170
Yeah.

334
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,330
Here comes
bachelor number two.

335
00:16:06,330 --> 00:16:09,210
Is anybody else
seeing this in slo-mo?

336
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,670
Hey.

337
00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:15,540
So I'm kinda performing
at this open mic tonight,

338
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,170
if you guys
aren't doing anything.

339
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,420
Performing what?

340
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:21,790
A song.

341
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:24,250
As in... singing?

342
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,500
And playing guitar.

343
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,580
Counter-culture music show.
It's happening.

344
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,290
I didn't know you did either
of those things.

345
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:35,420
Neither did I,
till a week ago.

346
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,620
Well, we wouldn't miss it.

347
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,040
Buffy:
This just got
more interesting.

348
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,580
Musician versus artist.

349
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:47,290
Stop talking like that.

350
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,290
This isn't a competition.

351
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:52,380
Uh, what show
are you watching?

352
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,620
Thursday at two?
I can do that.

353
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:57,830
Let me just get your name...
oh, hold on,

354
00:16:57,830 --> 00:17:02,380
I just need to find
something to write on.

355
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,710
Uh...

356
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:06,040
Mmm...

357
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,420
Your name?
How do you spell that?

358
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,460
Uh-huh.

359
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,250
Okay.
See you then.

360
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,380
Thank you.
It's beautiful.

361
00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:23,380
And it's so much better
than the one I got myself.

362
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,170
It's nice of you
to buy this for me.

363
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:32,330
Well, it's the perfect accessory
for the other thing
I got for you.

364
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,000
The Fringe!

365
00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,500
Okay...?

366
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,670
Okay?

367
00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,380
What's the punchline?

368
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:47,120
There is no punchline!
The business wasn't
doing well,

369
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,540
and it turns out,
it wasn't even that much.

370
00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:52,540
You bought... the Fringe?

371
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,210
I told you to take action,
and you didn't.

372
00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:57,210
That was yesterday!

373
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,170
You said you were going
to let me try to succeed
on my own!

374
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:02,040
Remember?

375
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,790
-No.
-Uh, Mom!

376
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:13,170
(accordion playing)

377
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,250
Okay, you're up next.

378
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,000
How'd I let you
talk me into this?

379
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,830
Look, you're nervous.
And that's okay.

380
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,210
I would get nervous
at shows, too.

381
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,670
But do you know what I'd do?

382
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:34,920
Tell me.

383
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,080
I would find Bex
in the audience,

384
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,120
and look at her while I sing.

385
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,710
You want me to look at Bex
while I sing?

386
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,330
I want you to look at Andi
while you sing.

387
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,040
You got this.

388
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:54,670
-(accordion finishes)
-(applause)

389
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,380
Thank you, thank you.

390
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,500
Now let's give a warm welcome
to our final performer,

391
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,210
making his Red Rooster debut.

392
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:08,830
Jonah Beck!

393
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,540
-(applause and cheering)
-Go, Jonah!

394
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:24,120
Hi, um... I'm Jonah
and, uh...

395
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,380
Yeah.

396
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,920
(quietly)
Oh, boy...

397
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:44,420
Boy.

398
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:54,120
♪ I don't wanna be a hero ♪

399
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,170
♪ Don't wanna be a billionaire ♪

400
00:19:57,170 --> 00:20:00,290
♪ I know it may sound crazy ♪

401
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:03,290
♪ But I wouldn't even care ♪

402
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:06,000
♪ 'Cause the only thing
that matters ♪

403
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,960
♪ The only thing
that's true ♪

404
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,460
♪ The only thing
I wish for ♪

405
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,710
♪ Is being around you ♪

406
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:22,040
♪ I love to hear
your laughter ♪

407
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,580
♪ I love the way you smile ♪

408
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,210
♪ I love you're so creative ♪

409
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:30,250
♪ Never goin' outta style ♪

410
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:33,380
♪ I love so much about you ♪

411
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,960
♪ I don't know where to start ♪

412
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,830
♪ And every time I'm with you ♪

413
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,420
♪ You always win my heart ♪

414
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,670
♪ Being around you ♪

415
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,420
♪ Being around you ♪

416
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:58,750
♪ I never know
the words to say ♪

417
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,460
♪ The words
to make you stay ♪

418
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,500
♪ Wouldn't matter anyway... ♪

419
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:06,170
I think this song
is about you.

420
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,210
No, it's not.

421
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:10,250
♪ But the only thing
that matters ♪

422
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:13,210
♪ The only thing
that's true ♪

423
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:16,710
♪ The only thing
I wish for ♪

424
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:19,750
♪ Is being around you ♪

425
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,330
-(quietly) Or maybe it is.
-♪ I love to hear
your laughter ♪

426
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:26,000
♪ I love the way you smile ♪

427
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,540
♪ I love you're so creative ♪

428
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:31,620
♪ Never goin' outta style ♪

429
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,750
♪ I love so much about you ♪

430
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,250
♪ I don't know where to start ♪

431
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,380
♪ And every time
I'm with you ♪

432
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,750
♪ You always win my heart ♪

433
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:46,420
-♪ Being around you ♪
-He wrote this?

434
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,330
I may have helped a little.

435
00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:50,920
-♪ Being around you ♪
-A lot.

436
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,000
-♪ Being around me ♪
-Well, it's working.

437
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,750
♪ I love being around you ♪

438
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,290
♪ Being around me ♪

439
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:04,380
♪ I love being around you ♪

440
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:10,120
-Bowie: Yeah!
-(cheers and applause)

441
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,420
Whoo, whoo, whoo!

442
00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:16,460
(cheering and applause)

443
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,290
Was it okay?

444
00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:29,580
Dude.

445
00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:37,670
There's your answer.

446
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:42,460
♪ ♪

447
00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:07,710
What'd you think?

448
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,170
Andi:
Next on Andi Mack...

449
00:23:45,170 --> 00:23:46,880
I... kissed Jonah.

450
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,330
Bye-bye, Walker.

451
00:23:48,330 --> 00:23:50,120
Now I'm more confused
than ever.

452
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:52,710
Andi:
This is our last day together.

453
00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:56,920
I can't remember my life
before I met Andi and Cyrus.

454
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,830
Let's make a time capsule.

455
00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:01,710
What I want
is a normal day, remember?

456
00:24:01,710 --> 00:24:03,880
This just isn't a normal day.

457
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,920
She doesn't want a time capsule.

458
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,170
What if you don't bury it?

459
00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,420
What's wrong with that?

460
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:09,580
Please keep it down?

461
00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,330
Buffy can't know we're here.

462
00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:12,420
(two drumbeats)

463
00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:13,420
-(boing)
-(thud)