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♪♪

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Bex:
Previously,
on Andi Mack...

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I don't think
we were ever introduced.

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Buffy,
the new shooting guard.

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Funny, you look like
the new benchwarmer.

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I have a favor.
There's a student
who needs tutoring.

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-No way!
-I'm out.

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You don't have an option.

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You get my friend Cyrus here,

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a chocolate
chocolate chip muffin,
then we have a deal.

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I'll need at least a C-plus.

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-You seem to know Bowie.
-You could say that.

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'Cause I was thinking
I'd like to ask him out.

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Unless, are you
interested in him?

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We're throwing him
a surprise party!

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-Is this about my birthday?
-Surprise!

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All:
Bowie! Bowie!
Bowie! Bowie!

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-Hey, I love you.
-I love you, too, Dad.

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-What if there's
a cow in there?
-Oh.

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Bex, go!
I wanna take my turn.

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I just don't like thinking
I might hit a cow.

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-Bowie: Moo!
-(Andi giggles)

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Step aside.
Let me show you how it's done.

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-(ball clatters in hole)
-All: Oh!

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What?

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Did I really
just do that?

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I guess I did.

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-(crowing)
-(celebratory music playing)

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-(explosion)
-(music slows, distorts)

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What does that mean?

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You get a hole-in-one
in the last hole, and
you win a free game.

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-(laughs)
-Hey, who wants pizza?

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Uh-oh. What's wrong?

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Oh. Nothing.

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Sometimes a pizza
is just a pizza.

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(chuckles)

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(theme song playing)

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♪ I'm standing on the edge ♪

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♪ And everything I kno-o-ow ♪

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♪ Has blown away ♪

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♪ Life is upside down ♪

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♪ But any way it go-o-oes ♪

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♪ I'll work it out ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪

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♪ One, two, three! ♪

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♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

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♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪

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♪ There ain't no map to follow ♪

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♪ But I'm with you all the way ♪

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♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

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-♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

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♪ There ain't no map to follow ♪

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♪ But I'm with you
all the way ♪

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ All the way ♪

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"Just a pizza"
tastes different.

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Better.

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But it could just be
that everything tastes better

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when you're a winner.

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Don't gloat
with your mouth full.

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-(Bowie chuckles)
-Let's see, who am I
going to treat

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to a free game
at Hank's Putt-Putt Farm?

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(groans)
Not it.

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(phone buzzing)

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Oh. I gotta get this.

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I'll be right back.

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Hey!

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"Hey!"

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-What was that?
-It's none of our business.

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So there's business.

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I didn't say that.

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Well, do you know who it is
he's talking to?

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-No...
-So you do know.

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How did you get that from "no"?

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Because I can read you.

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That's creepy.

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You'd have to be closer
to hear what he's saying.

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But I could use some Parmesan.

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-Why did you yawn?
-I don't know.
I was trying to act casual.

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-Sorry about that.
-Oh, no problem.

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You're allowed
to get a phone call.

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Thanks?

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And you don't have
to tell us who it was.

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Okay.

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But you can.

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But you don't have to.

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Hey! Who wants ice cream?

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(Bowie chuckles)

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♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na now ♪

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♪ We're all smiles
we're all smiles ♪

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♪ We're all smiles ♪

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Is he seeing somebody
or not?

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I don't know.

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Maybe.

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Maybe? Who?

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I don't know.

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You do know.

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Stop reading me!

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I just need a name.

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Give me a name.

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There's this plant doctor.

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A name.

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Miranda.

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Miranda.

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Miranda the plant doctor.

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I don't like it.

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It's okay for Bowie
to move on.

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No, it isn't.

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And I can tell
that you don't think so, either.

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So, what are
we going to do about it?

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We're not gonna
do anything about it.

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Okay, so what am I
going to do about it?

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Respect his privacy.

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No.

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I didn't know
Cyrus ever got called
into the principal's office.

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This is a first.

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-What happened?
-Cyrus?

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I've been discovered.

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-By who?
-Dr. Metcalf.
He wants me to star

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in some video thing
for the school website.

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Some how-to clips
to help new kids navigate
their way around the school.

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Dude, that's awesome!

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I'm so proud of you, Cyrus.
We have to celebrate later.

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Where are you going?

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Oh, I'm supposed
to meet up with Bowie.

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Now that you're a star,
are you gonna forget
about your friends?

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-Of course not.
I'll need an entourage.
-Absolutely.

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I'll do anything to help.

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Actually, I could use
a cinematographer.

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When do we start?

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Is now too soon?

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Actually, it is for me.
I gotta make sure this
and this are camera ready.

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Okay.
BRB, JB! (laughs)

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(sighs)
Actors.

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-Finally.
-Sorry. Forgot
the room number.

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And the time
we were supposed to meet.

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-I'm bad with numbers.
-Stop with the lame excuses.

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This isn't gonna work
if you're not gonna
take this seriously.

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Please don't
waste my time, T.J.

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Are you going
to take this seriously?

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Yeah.

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Then let's get started.

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Okay, first we're gonna
work on how to evaluate
an expression with variables.

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♪ ♪

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So what do you wanna
talk about?

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Oh, anything!
You decide.

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But you said
that you had something

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that you wanted
to talk to me about.

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Oh! Did I? Right.

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Are you seeing someone?

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What gave you that idea?

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Oh! I don't know,
maybe the way you said

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"Hey!" into your phone.

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You're not gonna tell me
you were just talking
to your dentist.

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-He's a very good dentist.
-Oh, yeah.

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And how does he compare
to, say, your plant doctor?

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(sighs) Okay.
So you know.

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What do I know?

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I was gonna talk
to you guys.

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But it's...
still really early.

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So there's not a lot
to talk about.

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Well, there's "yes"
and there's "no."

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So, are you seeing someone?

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Yes?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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So, Miranda, right?

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That's her name?

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Yes, that's her name.

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Well, keep going.
What else?

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I've only seen her
a couple times.

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Well, I want to meet her.

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I don't want you to meet her
unless it's serious.

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Aha. So you think
it might get serious,

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which means
serious is on the table.

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I don't follow that logic.

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(Andi scoffs)

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I should meet her
before you decide
if it's going to be serious.

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You make an interesting point.

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(sighs)

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So this is what
I'm gonna do.

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Since this is
all new territory,

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I'm gonna
leave it up to me.

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Are you okay with that?

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Fine.

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Well, can I at least
meet your dentist?

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Cyrus, how much longer?

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Lookin' good!

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Okay, then it's showtime!

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♪ ♪

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Action!

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If you're thinking
that middle school
is a scary place,

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you're not alone.
Hi, Guyrus Goodman here--

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-Cut!
-What'd I do?

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You said "Guyrus."

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Oh. I did?

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Weird. Let's just--
Let's go again.

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And... action!

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Hi, Cyrus Goodman here.

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I'm in seventh grade
at Jesterton-- I mean,
Jefferson Middle Shul--

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I mean, school!

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Sorry.
I've got bar mitzvah
on the brain.

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Do you need a minute?

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Oh, no, it's all good.
Let's just keep rolling.

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I've got all afternoon
and 17 percent battery.

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Action!

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Here's where you're gonna be
spending most of your time

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in middle school, your locker.

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Some of you are gonna be
seeing it from the inside,

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but don't worry about that now.

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With just five minutes
between classes,

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speed is key.

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Like so.

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Ta-da!

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Now that's what you wanna avoid.

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Now that we've covered
the "don'ts"...

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Sometimes you just
gotta put some muscle into it.

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(grunting)

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Jonah, you think
you could help me find
someone with some muscle?

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Wait. Is that
even your locker?

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No, it is not.

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-Cut.
-Dude, you're startin'
to sweat a little.

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Oh, I am?

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You missed some.

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Really?

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Okay. So,
X equals 2
in this equation.

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So, what is Y?

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Okay.
Y is 7.

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Just give me the sum total.

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I don't know.

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I really am trying
to help you, T.J.,

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but I can't if you won't
even answer basic questions.

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I don't know the answer, okay?

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Okay. Let's try
some pre-algebra.

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Mr. Brown
went grocery shopping--

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How come
someone's always shopping
in these problems?

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Come up here
and work it out.

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Nah. I can do it from here.

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(sighs)

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Twenty-five.

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How did you arrive
at that answer?

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Is it right?

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-No.
-Then who cares
how I got it?

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Because it helps
to know your thought process.

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I guessed.

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Does that help?

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T.J., if you don't know
the answer, that's fine.

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But you have to be
honest with me.

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Do any of these types
of problems even look
familiar to you?

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Sure.
I've seen 'em before.

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Couldn't do them then,
and I can't do them now.

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Maybe you need to do
some warm-up exercises?

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Like with basketball!
You have a better chance
of making a tough basket

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if you're warmed up.

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Seriously?
You're gonna
use basketball analogies?

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Like, do you think
that's the only thing
I'll understand?

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Hey, you know
what really helps me?

259
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,460
The multiplication tables!

260
00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,080
And you gotta try this board.

261
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,290
It's super fun!

262
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,290
Pass.

263
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,420
Fine. Use paper if you want.

264
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:05,460
You do know the
multiplication tables, right?

265
00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:08,080
You think I'm stupid?

266
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,000
I never said that.

267
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,920
Well... I am.

268
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:24,250
You know, I'm starting
to think that I don't
wanna meet Miranda.

269
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,170
Because if I do,
that means it's serious,

270
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,170
and I can't handle
another parent

271
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,080
or parent equivalent.

272
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,210
Hey... no matter
what happens,

273
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,170
we're his family,
and you're his daughter.

274
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:39,830
Nothing's gonna change that.

275
00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:42,000
Yeah. I know.
You're right.

276
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:46,580
Besides, we both know
that this story ends
with Bex and Bowie

277
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,250
living happily ever after.

278
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:52,580
-Andi--
-You live in your world,
I'll live in mine.

279
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,080
Action!

280
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,670
This is where you go
to get a hall pass.
I think.

281
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,380
There's so much sweat
in my eyes.

282
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,960
Cut.

283
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,540
(exhales)
My winning personality's
leaking out of my pores.

284
00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,880
Let's take a break.

285
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,210
Yeah, yeah, good idea.

286
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:16,210
It's gonna be okay, Cyrus,
you just need to calm down.

287
00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,380
Yeah, sure, yeah.
I'll go do that.

288
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:25,250
♪ Legs go up,
legs go down ♪

289
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:28,080
♪ That's how we make
the swing go 'round ♪

290
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,380
♪ Drag your feet,
you go slow ♪

291
00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:33,250
♪ The more you drag,
the less you go ♪

292
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,080
-♪ Legs go up-- ♪
-Nice song.

293
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,540
What do you sing
when you're on the slide?

294
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,380
♪ We go down,
we say "yay" ♪

295
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,380
♪ We don't climb up,
that's the wrong way ♪

296
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:48,460
Huh. Did not expect you'd
have a song for that.

297
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,580
Chocolate chocolate chip
muffin, right?

298
00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,830
Scary basketball guy.

299
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:55,960
Actually, T.J.

300
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,330
I know. Cyrus.

301
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:03,420
So, do you hang out
here a lot?

302
00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:05,330
Only when I'm feeling bad
about myself.

303
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,750
So... fairly often.

304
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,080
Hm.

305
00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:12,460
-Does it help?
-It helps me.

306
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,540
Go on, you look like
you need it.

307
00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:18,580
(sighs)

308
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,420
Wow, this does
kinda make me feel better.

309
00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:32,290
What do you need
to feel better about?

310
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,120
You're the captain
of the basketball team.

311
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,670
You don't know me.
I got stuff.

312
00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:40,580
Bet you I got more stuff.

313
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,830
Yeah?
Bet you I can swing higher.

314
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:45,830
I'm afraid to swing high.
That's part of my stuff.

315
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:47,830
(chuckles)
Woo!

316
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,460
I don't know why
I ever stopped swingin'!

317
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:52,380
(laughs)
Come on, get up here!

318
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:54,880
This is as up as I go.

319
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,830
Woo! (chuckles)

320
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,670
Waah! Aah!

321
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,000
Aah!

322
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,620
-Underdog!
-Aah! Whoa.

323
00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:13,880
That was exhilarating!

324
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,710
-You want another one?
-No, thank you.

325
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:16,920
Hm, too bad.

326
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,880
Um... Aah!

327
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,250
(screams)
Whoa!

328
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,330
(both laughing)

329
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,960
(screams) Woohoo!

330
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,420
Cyrus!
You okay?

331
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,790
I-- I gotta go.

332
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:30,830
T.J.?

333
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,960
No. T.J.
You don't have to.

334
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,500
-Buffy, she's really cool--
-Yeah, no.

335
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,420
But thanks for reminding me
about swinging.

336
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,580
That helped.

337
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,790
I'm out.

338
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:46,210
Hold up a sec!

339
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,790
Did you get my text?

340
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,460
Yeah.

341
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:57,420
Cyrus, can you give us
the playground?

342
00:16:57,420 --> 00:17:00,540
Yeah, um...
you know where to find me.

343
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,080
And so do you.

344
00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:09,000
-(sighs)
-So, what's the big news
you just had to tell me?

345
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,790
So I did some research,
and I think I found something.

346
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,920
You may have a problem
with numbers.

347
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,460
You had to research that?

348
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:20,250
No, I mean, I think
you have a learning disability.

349
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,500
It's like dyslexia,
but with numbers.

350
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,420
I know it sounds bad,
but this is actually good news.

351
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,170
What's good about it?

352
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,290
You can learn math.

353
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:30,960
You're just wired differently.

354
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,830
The first step
is to get you tested.

355
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,420
We have to talk
to Mr. Coleman.

356
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,920
No, we don't
have to do anything.

357
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,790
And stop web-diagnosing
my issues.

358
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:42,380
I'm sorry,
I'm trying to help you.

359
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,460
Well, you're not.

360
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:47,000
And don't tell people
I have a learning disability.

361
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,120
I'd rather they just think
I'm stupid.

362
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,290
♪ ♪

363
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,250
You okay?

364
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,670
I think so.
Drier, at least.

365
00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:05,290
So, what's the plan, Good-man?

366
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:08,380
I'm ready to give it
another go, but I wanna
try a different approach.

367
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:09,830
I'm game.

368
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:10,830
Come on.

369
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,420
See, guys?
Not so hard once you
get the hang of it.

370
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,460
And you will get the hang of it.

371
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,750
And... cut.

372
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,920
That was perfect.
You're a natural.

373
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:26,120
I don't know, Cyrus.
Metcalf wants you to do this,
not me.

374
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,290
Listen, don't worry
about Metcalf.

375
00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:29,710
I can handle him.

376
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:32,710
Sure, he was set on me,
but he's gonna love you.

377
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,580
Everyone does.

378
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:38,120
Meanwhile, I like it
back here, where I call
all the shots.

379
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,040
Okay, Mr. Director.
what's next?

380
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,580
All right, slow down
there, Sparky, listen.

381
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,710
I got a couple of notes
for you.

382
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,250
This time, I wanna believe
you're having fun

383
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,250
opening your locker.

384
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,460
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪

385
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,210
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪

386
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,580
Follow the club
through the swing.

387
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:58,290
End with the putter
pointing towards the hole.

388
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,920
-(laughs)
-Maybe this isn't my game.

389
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,750
Oh, maybe.

390
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:11,710
I know what you're thinking:
this would be more fun
if Bowie were here.

391
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,120
It's not too late to call him.

392
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,830
I don't wanna call him.
You call him.

393
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:18,420
I don't wanna call him.
This is your issue.

394
00:19:19,580 --> 00:19:20,790
Can we just golf?

395
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,620
Or whatever it is I'm doing?

396
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,420
(laughs)

397
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:36,210
Wait!
You did call him!

398
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,290
No, I didn't.
What are you talking about?

399
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,420
♪ ♪

400
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,460
-Is that--?
-Miranda.

401
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:57,670
-I'm gonna go say hi.
-No, don't do that to Bowie.

402
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,830
I'm not allowed
to talk to him?

403
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,040
He's my dad.

404
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,250
All right.
You're gonna hit it

405
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,960
right through those doors,
all right?

406
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:12,420
It wasn't that Bowie didn't want
me to meet Miranda.

407
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,620
-Wow!
-Yeah!

408
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,670
Yeah!

409
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:22,620
He didn't want me to meet
Miranda...

410
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:24,920
and her daughter.

411
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,790
All right, hold on.

412
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:30,620
♪ Buildings crumble ♪

413
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:35,290
♪ The walls
come tumblin' down ♪

414
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,500
♪ Where we meet ♪

415
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,290
-Andi:
Next, on Andi Mack...
-Picking the right look

416
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:48,670
can make or break
a bar mitzvah.

417
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:49,750
Happy to help.

418
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,170
I need to talk to you
about my math thing.

419
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,540
I'm happy you wanna
deal with this.

420
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,540
But in the meantime,
I need someone

421
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,120
-to do my math homework.
-Me?

422
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,080
Remember you promised
to pass me the ball?

423
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,170
-Yeah.
-Time out!

424
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,580
You just say
what you need to say

425
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,620
to get what you want,
but you don't mean any of it.

426
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:04,420
I kinda think I'm not really
a bracelet guy.

427
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,380
You asked me
to make it for you.

428
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:09,880
Now when I wear this,
it feels like a girlfriend-y,
boyfriend-y thing.

429
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,790
And that's bad because...?