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♪♪

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Previously on Andi Mack...

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What is your problem?

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You're the captain.

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Is this how you treat
your teammates?

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You'll never know.

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Brittany:
You are a genius.

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You are the Stephen Hawking
of pressed powder.

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You should really consider
doing this for a living.

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I do.

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I have feelings.

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I'm sure you do,

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I've just never seen them.

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You just have to
get to know me better.

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Amber, she came over here
and just started... chatting.

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Maybe she wants to be friends.

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Why would she ever
want to be friends with me?

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Maybe she likes you.
Or maybe...

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she still likes you.

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Hold still!

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It tickles!

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I'm almost done.

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Whoa!

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I look horrible!

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Huh.

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You're a magician.

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Thanks!

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It's got to be worth
at least a B+

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on my Cuts, Bruises,
and Miscellaneous Wounds
final.

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Yeah.

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And next up is?

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Old Age Prosthetics.

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Then Monsters and Martians

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and about a thousand
other things.

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And that all leads to finishing
my Cinematic Makeup unit

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for my cosmetology
certification!

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I'm so proud of you, Bex!

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(gasps)
What happened?

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Oh...

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not cool.

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Seriously?

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(theme music playing)

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♪ I'm standing on the edge ♪

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♪ And everything I know ♪

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♪ Is blown away ♪

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♪ Life is upside down ♪

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♪ But any way it goes ♪

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♪ I'll work it out ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪

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♪ One, two, three,
I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

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♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪

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♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪

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♪ But I'm with you all the way ♪

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-♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

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-♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

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-♪ There ain't
a map to follow ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

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-♪ But I'm with you
all the way ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

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♪ All the way ♪

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(cheers and applause)

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(cheering)

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Go, Buffy!

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T.J.!

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I'm right here, come on!

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♪ ♪

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Over here! I'm wide open!

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♪ Under my control ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh ♪

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Come on!

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(referee blows whistle)

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(cheers and applause)

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Whoops.

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Seriously?

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Cyrus:
Great job, Buffy!

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Great dish!

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That means "assist."

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Cyrus, I'm not sure
your cheering's helping.

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Maybe we should use
my signs instead.

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"Buffy dribbles
in her sleep."

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Yeah, definitely
not that one.

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Uh...

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how about this one?

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"You can't out-tuff
the Buff!"

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Better.

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It was such a great game!

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I've never had so much
fun watching sports.

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I wasn't bored once.

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You get bored watching
the Space Otters?

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No, of course not.

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But there are some times

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when you're trying to get
the Frisbee out of a tree

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that I get a jump-start
on my homework.

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Cyrus, today
was not a good game.

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But you won.

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That's why we all cheered
at the end, right?

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Yeah,

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but my whole team made sure
I didn't get to do anything.

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But you made that
amazing pass to T.J.

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That wasn't a pass.

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He stole the ball
right out of my hands.

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Oh.

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You okay?

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Yeah, I think it's just,
uh, baby tater withdrawal.

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We gave Amber our order
forever ago.

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Well, it is really
busy in here.

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Don't defend her!

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She's the worst waitress ever.

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Okay, I'm gonna go see
what's taking so long.

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(sighs)

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Look, I just don't wanna
come home if you and Mom
are fighting again.

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I don't know, Dad,
I'll find somewhere to stay,

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but I can't be around--

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Whatever.

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I have to go.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean
to eavesdrop.

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What did you hear?

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Nothing.

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I'm so sorry
your parents are fighting.

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Yeah, well...

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me, too.

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Things haven't been super great
with them lately.

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Your baby taters!

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Here I am,
talking about my
stupid problems,

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and you're just here
for your food.

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-Let me--
-Yes, we're hungry,

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but, if you wanna talk...

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What are they
talking about?

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It's obviously not food.

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And it's not really
any of our business.

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Oh, Jonah,

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it's always our business.

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Don't worry,
I've been watching videos
on how to lip-read.

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Let me take a crack
at this.

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Peanuts and applesauce.

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The angry rabbits spilled...

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marbles on my trampoline.

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Hey, I don't move the lips,
I just read 'em.

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Here she comes.

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So, what was all that about?

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I think I just
invited Amber
to sleep over.

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What?

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Whoa, I was way off.

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Well, she's going through
a really hard time

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and she needed someplace
to stay tonight.

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You're a good person,
Andi Mack.

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You are a good person,
Andi Mack.

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You're also dumb.

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You know you can't
trust her.

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She's trying to change.

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She wants to be
a better person.

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She did seem different.

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Andi, have you ever
heard the story

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of the frog
and the scorpion?

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No, but I bet I'm about to.

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A scorpion asks a frog
to carry it across a river
on its back.

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"No way, you'll sting me,"
says the frog.

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But the Scorpion
promises not to.

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So the frog agrees.

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Then halfway across the river,

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the scorpion stings
the frog anyway,

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and they both drown.

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What's your point?

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My point is...

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once a scorpion,

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always a scorpion.

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I seem to remember
in the last story,
Amber was a snake.

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She is a snake.

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And she's a scorpion.

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She's a "snorpion."

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(sighs)

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(door opens)

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You're here!

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You're here?

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Hi, Mrs. Mack.
Thank you so much
for having me.

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(laughs)
Please...

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Mrs. Mack is my mother.

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You can call me
Ms. Mack.

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And tell me what
you're doing here.

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Mom, Amber's
spending the night.

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I asked her to.

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Seriously?

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(whispering)
If this is a hostage situation,

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blink twice.

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-Mom!
-It's okay,

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I get it.

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Last time I saw you,
I wasn't in a very good place.

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Being with Jonah
made me a little,

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well...

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you saw.

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I was mean.

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But I'm not that person
anymore, I promise.

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Mm-hmm.

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Andy, have you
ever heard the story

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about the frog
and the scorpion?

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Okay,

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we're going to my room now.

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Do you ever do crafts?

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Not really.

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Wanna shop online?

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I don't have any money.

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Yeah.

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Me neither.

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(sighs)

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So, what do you
want to do?

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♪ I just came
to have a good time ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh♪

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♪ Now everybody, hands high ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Feels good on cloud 9 ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Now everything is here ♪

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♪ Right here, right now ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh... ♪

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(giggling)

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♪ Hey ♪

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♪ You ♪

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♪ Shine like a star ♪

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♪ 'Cause you know
that you are ♪

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♪ So come through... ♪

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(laughs)

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♪ Free mind, every time ♪

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♪ I just came to have
a good time ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Now everybody, hands high... ♪

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-Looking good.
-Looks good.

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Feels good on cloud 9... ♪

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-Looks good, I think!
-♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

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-♪ Yeah, everything is here ♪
-There you go!

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-All right.
-♪ Right here, right now ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Whoa, oh, oh...♪

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(laughing)

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(phone ringing)

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Oh, sorry.
I should probably--

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Yeah, totally.
Go ahead.

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Buffy (over phone):
Oh, no. Amber's started
the cloning process.

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(shushing)

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It's just a wig, obviously.

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Those are the wigs
from your party!

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You're letting her play
with the stuff
from your party!

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She lost her chance
to do that,

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when she ruined
your party.

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Guys, be cool.
We're having a good time.

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Prove it.

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See?

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Tell her she can't
pull off the Andi.

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That's your
signature look.

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And tell her,
if she tries anything--

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Okay, thank you. Bye.

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(sighs) You heard?

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Your room
isn't exactly huge,

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and your friends aren't
exactly subtle.

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Yeah.

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But I did
mean what I said.

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I am actually
having a good time.

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Me too, actually.

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My dad lost his job.

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That's why they're fighting,
and why I'm working
at The Spoon.

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Oh...

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wow.

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That sounds really hard.

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It's not great.

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(sighs)
Amber, I don't even
know what to say.

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You already said it.

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You invited me here.

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Whatever.
I'm being a downer.

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Let's not talk about it
anymore.

271
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,210
Okay. So, what do you
want to do next?

272
00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:21,790
Uh, I think there's
a laser pointer in there

273
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,670
that the Wadman's cat
seems to love.

274
00:11:23,670 --> 00:11:25,750
Wanna do something really fun?

275
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,830
♪ I don't need
to sleep tonight ♪

276
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,960
♪ I just want
to feel alive... ♪

277
00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:50,710
Andi:
I don't think we're
supposed to be here.

278
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,080
Duh! That's what makes it
an adventure.

279
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,330
Live a little!

280
00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:56,080
Are we gonna
get in trouble?

281
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,920
No, I do this all the time.

282
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,120
(electricity powers on)

283
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,580
Whoa! (laughs)

284
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,120
Wanna ride the ferris wheel?

285
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,170
I'm gonna say one more time
that I don't think we should.

286
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,500
And then I'm gonna get on!

287
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,880
♪ Let's go chasing stars
this evening ♪

288
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,040
♪ Eyes wide shut ♪

289
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,080
♪ In fast cars dreaming ♪

290
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,170
♪ Oh ♪

291
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:26,710
♪ At the speed of light ♪

292
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,380
♪ Thought this could be
paradise ♪

293
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:34,170
♪ Let's go chasing stars
this evening ♪

294
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,080
♪ Eyes wide shut ♪

295
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:39,040
♪ In fast cars dreaming... ♪

296
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,540
This is awesome!

297
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,460
Right?

298
00:12:44,460 --> 00:12:49,040
♪ Thought this
could be paradise ♪

299
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:53,710
♪And the colors won't fade
'till morning... ♪

300
00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:56,210
There you go!
The best view in Shadyside.

301
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,880
Thank you so much
for bringing me here.

302
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,080
-No prob.
-(cell phone rings)

303
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,120
(ringing continues)

304
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,790
Is that my phone?

305
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,210
Amber?

306
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,710
Can I come down now?

307
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,750
No.

308
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,830
No?

309
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,250
Not until you apologize
for stealing Jonah.

310
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,120
What? I-I didn't steal Jonah.

311
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,790
Yes, you did!
And I want to hear you say
"I'm sorry."

312
00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:26,620
(sirens wail in distance)

313
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,210
Amber?

314
00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:29,880
It's the police.
Let me down!

315
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,830
Amber, come back!

316
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,540
Amber!

317
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,710
You!

318
00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,290
You... snorpion!

319
00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:44,210
Amber, come back!

320
00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:45,790
Amber!

321
00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:54,500
Well, that was fun.
Just exactly where I wanted
to spend my Saturday night...

322
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,330
at the police station.

323
00:13:57,460 --> 00:14:00,380
You always say you think
I'm too well-behaved.

324
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,080
Well, there's a line,

325
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,120
and it's right before
police station.

326
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,120
-It wasn't even my idea.
-Even worse.

327
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,710
If I ever have
to pick you up
from jail again,

328
00:14:08,710 --> 00:14:10,710
it better be because
you took some initiative.

329
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:14,290
-It wasn't jail.
-The point is,
it wasn't your bed.

330
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,290
You can't honestly be mad.

331
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,250
You and Bowie
used to sneak out
all the time.

332
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,040
You really wanna
make that argument?

333
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,880
No.

334
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:27,170
So, should I be deciding
my punishment?

335
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,750
No! I'm the mother here.
I'll be deciding
your punishment.

336
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,250
Any ideas?

337
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,080
Of course I have ideas.
I'm the father.

338
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:45,920
Should I go to my room
and think about what I've done?

339
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,620
(sighs) Fine.

340
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,170
It just seems
so unoriginal.

341
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,670
(sighs)

342
00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:04,080
Her first time
sneaking out.

343
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,620
I'm a swirl of terrified
and proud.

344
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,080
She did manage
to get by you.

345
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,750
The apprentice
has now become
the master.

346
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,040
I don't know about master.

347
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,120
I sleep like a log...
in a coma.

348
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,540
Is it bad that the thing
I'm most upset about

349
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,420
is that she didn't
invite me along?

350
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,210
Not at all.

351
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,210
Of course it is.

352
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,710
That's not something
a good parents says.

353
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,830
(sighs)

354
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,380
I'm a terrible mom.

355
00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:34,670
Hey. You're a great mom.

356
00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:37,710
You're just not
a very typical one.

357
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,000
Thank you for being here.

358
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,420
I told you I would be.

359
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:47,080
We're a team, remember?

360
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,500
Right. Team Andi.

361
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,830
Mm-hmm.

362
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:54,420
Well...

363
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,960
I definitely still owe you
for being my makeup model
the other day.

364
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,000
-Yes you do.
-Are you hungry?

365
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,420
Starving.

366
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,330
How about chocolate chip
pancakes?

367
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,210
Sounds great.

368
00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:09,290
You need me
to make them,
don't you?

369
00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,960
Only if you want them
to taste good.

370
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,210
(laughs)

371
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,500
(Cyrus and Buffy laughing)

372
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,710
Told you.
The Ultimate field
always smells like f--

373
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,290
Cyrus:
It's T.J.

374
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,750
I see him.

375
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,290
Wow. He looks a lot
meaner outside.

376
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,960
I'm gonna go over there
and talk to him.

377
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,750
You mean, yell at him?

378
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,170
You can't just
go over there
and yell at him.

379
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:40,540
Well, I can't yell at him
from here.

380
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,500
Is there a plan
that doesn't
involve yelling?

381
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,290
-Nope.
-I have one. I have one.

382
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,960
Delicately open
a friendly dialogue.

383
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,960
Or something in between.
You do you.

384
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:56,080
Just don't do the you
that you usually do.

385
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,290
Are you saying
I should be nice?

386
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,710
Yes! At least...
open with it.

387
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,580
Okay. But if that
doesn't work,

388
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,170
there will be yelling.

389
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:11,880
♪ What if you
followed me... ♪

390
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,250
Hey.

391
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,420
♪ Back to the place
we began... ♪

392
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,380
Hey.

393
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:20,540
Look, normally,
I would bite your head off,

394
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,460
but I'm trying
this new thing today
where I don't.

395
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,710
Okay...

396
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,670
I know it can be tough
to be a leader.

397
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:30,330
You want what's best
for the team, and I do, too.

398
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:33,330
So, I can help,
if you let me.

399
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,460
What can I do to make things
better between us?

400
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,500
-Quit.
-Quit?

401
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:41,420
-Go play on a girls' team.
-There is no girls' team.

402
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:44,170
-That's not my problem.
-Listen!

403
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,460
(inaudible)

404
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,580
So, that went well.

405
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:58,460
Cyrus, read my lips.

406
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,000
Stop lip-reading!

407
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,500
What can I get y--

408
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,620
Oh, my gosh!
What happened?

409
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:15,920
What happened?
You happened.

410
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,500
After you ran off,

411
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,790
I tried to climb down
the ferris wheel.

412
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:22,580
-And...
-It didn't go well.

413
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:26,420
Andi, I am so sorry!

414
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,500
I really was having
a good time with you.

415
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,250
And then Jonah called.

416
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,120
I don't know
what I was thinking.

417
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,290
And then the police came
and I panicked.

418
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,380
I almost came back
and got you, I swear.

419
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:40,500
Listen to that.
She almost had a conscience.

420
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,500
What can I do?
Anything. Name it.

421
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,580
Anything?

422
00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:49,420
A free milkshake?
A free lunch?

423
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,580
Free baby taters
for life.

424
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:52,790
Actually,

425
00:18:52,790 --> 00:18:54,750
I think all I need
are a few more napkins

426
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,540
to clean off
all of this makeup.

427
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,880
It's not real?

428
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,620
Her mom's gonna be
a professional
makeup artist.

429
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,380
Who was happy
to help us fool

430
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,290
a professional
scam artist.

431
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,250
Andi! What happened?

432
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,620
Are you okay?

433
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:14,880
Yup. I'm fine.

434
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,290
(train horn toots)

435
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,830
-This is good ice cream.
-Really good. Yeah.

436
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,460
-So, she bought it?
-She totally bought it.

437
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,000
I am so proud of myself.

438
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,540
Revenge is a dish
best served cold.

439
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,620
-(Andi laughs)
-Does yours taste okay?

440
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,880
-Yeah. Yours doesn't?
-It just smells...

441
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,380
-weird.
-What?

442
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:42,250
Oh! I fell for it again.

443
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,500
Fifteen years of this.

444
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,250
Oh, wait.

445
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,250
Uh, mine
smells funny, too.

446
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,790
Oh, great.
How stupid do you
think I am?

447
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,500
Stupid enough
to fall for the decoy!

448
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,290
Oh!

449
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:55,880
Oh! Looks like revenge
is a dish that's too slow.

450
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,670
Get back here!

451
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:00,540
(screams)

452
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:03,460
♪ You're breaking through
my walls ♪

453
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,750
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

454
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:11,540
-♪ I thought I had it all ♪
-No!

455
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:14,670
♪ But I'm so glad
I was wrong ♪

456
00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:18,420
♪ I think I'm ready for you ♪

457
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,120
Next, on Andi Mack...

458
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,250
Should Jonah and I
be holding hands by now?

459
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,880
Perhaps you suffer
from hyperhidrosis.

460
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,120
Sweaty palms?

461
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,710
So, if I'm holding
Jonah's hand...

462
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:31,670
it can just happen?

463
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:34,170
Andi, please step over
to the table marked "A."

464
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:37,250
Jonah, the "B" table.
Stay with your group.

465
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,420
Jonah: This is wrong.

466
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,120
Why is their group
getting special treatment?

467
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,420
-Cookies!
-You won't be able
to get any.

468
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,710
They're going straight
to Group A.

469
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,080
Hi, we're from Group A.

470
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,460
(all screaming)