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Andi: Previously, on Andi Mack...
I want a real race to prove once and for all who's the fastest.
You get a real sparkle in your eye
when you're overconfident.
What are you doing?
Marty: My sneakers! Why are they wet?
-You stole my shoe yesterday. -I didn't take your shoe!
Wanna skip to the part where we're laughing about this?
-I don't wanna be on the team. -Stop!
See, that's the thing. You think I'll do whatever you want.
I never stood up for myself until today.
-What? -Being around you makes it really hard.
What are you saying? We're still friends.
Were we ever?
(laughter)
So... it's Jonah, right?
You're still in middle school?
Uh, yeah.
He's going to Grant next year.
Think you'll try out for baseball?
Actually, I'm more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy.
(snickering) What? That's not a real sport.
It is, Kip.
I'm the team captain.
Ultimate Frisbee? Dude, real sports don't need
to try to make themselves sound cool.
I don't have to say Sweet Baseball or Fantastic Football! Heh!
What about Off-the-Hook Hockey?
Nice.
Actually, Jonah's super athletic.
He'll def play a different sport when he gets to high school.
-Right, babe? -(door opens)
-(bell jingles) -(door closes)
Hey, Andiman!
Hey!
What was that about?
Oh, nothin'.
Andi quit the team.
That's awful.
Who would ever quit on you?
(chattering, laughing)
(theme music playing)
♪ I'm standing on the edge ♪
♪ And everything I know-oh-oh is blown away ♪
♪ Life is upside down ♪
♪ But any way it goes, I'll work it out ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go ♪
-♪ One, two, three ♪ -♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪
♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪
♪ But I'm with you all the way ♪
♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪
♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
♪ There ain't no map to follow ♪
♪ But I'm with you all the way ♪
♪ All the way ♪
(mimics kissing)
(high-pitched) I feel in love with him
the way you fall asleep...
slowly, and then all at once.
What are you doing?
(normal voice) Tater Theater.
Love it.
Proceed.
Today's installment is "The Fault in Our Taters."
Hazel and Augustus are star-crossed lovers
who met at--
But you're also making me hungry.
(high-pitched) Augustus! Nooooo!
(chuckles)
And... scene.
Are you waving to Jonah?
He was looking over here.
So?
He looks-- I can't believe I'm about to say this--
forlorn?
Don't care.
How can you not care?
A Jonah-free lifestyle is way less complicated.
But it was Amber who did all those mean things.
Jonah didn't do anything that bad, did he?
You've been here the whole time, Cyrus. Whose side are you on?
Yours. It's just...
I liked when we liked Jonah.
Hey!
Oh, well, look who it is.
Buffy the Sneaker Slayer.
I come bearing gifts.
New sneakers.
I'm a woman of my word.
It's your deeds I worry about.
(sighs)
If I open this box, will I find sneakers
or perhaps tarantulas?
(laughs) I knew I forgot something!
The poisonous spiders.
I'm gonna choose to trust you and open this box.
Savage!
I just wanna make sure we're all good now. We are, right?
Just about.
All you have to say is... "Marty, I'm very, very..."
Confused?
"...sorry."
You never apologized.
Hey! I got you the best sneakers two month's allowance can buy.
I even upgraded your laces.
You are seriously apology-impaired.
You might wanna get that looked at.
All right, all right! I'm sorry.
Points for technical merit... but, I'm taking some away for execution.
(sighs)
So... we're actually gonna do this race?
Looks like it.
Tomorrow after school?
I'll be there.
-I'll be first. -I'm going there now.
-I'm already there. -I got there yesterday.
Yeah, well, I--
Actually, my mom's here.
I'm gonna take off, okay? I've got homework.
Homework? You're adorable.
Wait a few. We'll walk together.
No, that's okay.
You're havin' fun.
I'll text you later, yeah?
Jonah! Why did you rush out? What's going on?
I just wasn't havin' a great time.
I think you left because of her.
You wanna know if she likes you.
Sh-- She doesn't. She made that very clear.
There's one way to know for sure.
If she turns to look back at you, it means she likes you.
And not just as a friend.
That's crazy, Amber.
Is it?
Totally.
You like her, don't you?
Like, like-her like her.
No...
that's just-- I gotta go.
Jonah, wait!
For snacks today, I was learning toward baby carrots.
But, I could also shake things up
and go with some sliced kiwi!
C-- Cyrus... do you know what's going on with Andi?
She said she's not mad, but... she still acts like it.
I wouldn't call it mad, more... coolly detached.
Somehow, that sounds worse.
What should I do?
I'm sorry, you are asking me for advice?
Just allow me to savor this moment
of validation for just one--
Cyrus!
Just go talk to her.
I've never seen Andi stay mad-- I mean, coolly detached, for long.
♪ Baby, can't you see ♪
♪ That's your dream girl ♪
♪ I got you and you got me ♪
♪ The sun is bright and the air is free ♪
-♪ So let's go-- ♪ -(music slows and stops)
(Bowie laughs)
Ohhh!
Ahh!
Oh, I drove 10 hours straight just to do that!
You're back!
Yo! Go Space Otters!
Hey, let's go to practice early so you can do one of your Frisbee tricks for me!
Like the one where you toss it backwards
into the trash can... classic!
I'm not in the mood for Frisbee.
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Do me a favor. Tell the team there's no practice today.
I didn't think this was possible.
So listen... I just wanna get this outta the way.
I'm sorry I invaded your privacy.
And I'm sorry I overreacted to your invasion.
Is that why you ignored my texts?
I was giving you space.
Well, it was too much space.
You know, there is a happy medium
between being all up in my stuff and disappearing from the face of the Earth.
I-- I guess I messed up!
You know, I'm-- I'm new at this!
Me, too.
So... would you mind if I stuck around
and we could keep messin' up together?
Does that mean you're back?
Is the tour over?
No.
Ask me why I'm here.
Why are you here?
Why do you ask?
I'm just joshin' with you.
(both laugh)
I'm here-- dot, dot, dot--
because the universe sent me.
You got fired?
No! Something... (mimics explosion) cosmic happened.
-What? -I was playing at this club in Nashville,
and this... was pinned up on the wall.
That's Bex!
You found that in a club in Nashville?
That's crazy.
I know. And you know what's crazier?
A few days later, I saw this... at a club in Cleveland.
No...
That is the universe!
No, that's just a coincidence.
Dramatic pause.
This... is the universe.
Park City... Utah.
Universe, get out!
-(Bowie laughs) -What does it mean?
I don't know. I came back to find out.
Okay, let's do this.
Probably only got 10 minutes left until Coach Rez realizes his whistle's gone.
You guys ready?
-Ready. -Let's go.
Okay, runners, take your marks.
You guys must be psyched to finally put an end to this.
Yeah. Definitely.
Aren't you?
Totally. So ready.
Okay, cut the chatter.
On your marks...
One sec.
Are you psyched to finally end this?
I thought you were.
I thought I was, too.
But, if we end this, what happens to this?
I don't know.
We need to talk about this.
Whistle standing down.
Mist the purple orchid...
with a delicate, sweeping motion.
Was that delicate enough?
Oh, please don't die.
(timer beeps)
Dinner time!
Guess what?
We should've never agreed to plant sit for Mom and Dad while they're away.
I forget who I'm supposed to feed, and it's not like I can ask them.
Definitely this African violet.
You can ask them. Plants are very communicative.
Are you hungry?
Yeah, I thought so.
Here. I'll do it.
Aren't you the pretty girl? Mmm.
(both chuckle)
If we race... and I beat you...
will you still talk to me?
If I beat you... will you still talk to me?
I'd like to say yes,
but I think we both know I'm not the most gracious loser.
(laughs) Me, neither.
You know...
Yeah?
...if we didn't race, we could still do this.
Which we're both good at.
Maybe one of us is slightly better.
(laughing) Can't help yourself, can you?
(laughing) I can't!
And... you're the only person who gets that.
Cyrus!
What? The race is off!
So I don't get to blow the whistle?
Go ahead, blow the whistle.
I thought that would be more exciting.
♪ Sometimes life is the enemy ♪
♪ Shoot me to my knees ♪
♪ I'm picking up... ♪
You still collect those candles?
Yes, I do.
Well, I still have the one you gave me.
Whaaat?
She still has the candle you gave her.
Universe!
(Bowie laughs) Nah. It's just a really nice candle.
I love indoor picnics.
Yeah, me, too.
Not that I've ever had one before.
CeCe would flip if she knew we were doing this.
Mom, don't eat all the mac and cheese!
So, she's callin' you mom now?
Yeah, it's pretty new. Comes and goes.
It suits ya.
What are you guys whispering about?
Oh, man... we have a kid!
-I know! -(both laugh)
-Here we go! -Thank you, Andi. Okay.
I... want to hear the song that you wrote for Bex.
He doesn't remember it.
Oh, yes, he does.
He doesn't have his guitar.
(chuckles) Yes, he does.
Why do I feel like this is a bit of a setup?
Oh. I think what you call a setup is actually...
a setup!
-(both laughing) -You... putz!
♪ You, girl, are the answer and the question ♪
♪ A completely new dimension ♪
♪ Yeah, you are ♪
♪ You, girl, took my heart but you can't keep it ♪
♪ If you don't want it, I won't need it anyhow ♪
♪ You're everything I've learned so far ♪
♪ And the things that I don't know yet ♪
♪ Every sunset, every star ♪
♪ I can't list all the things you are ♪
♪ Yeah, you, girl, make me weak, you make me strong ♪
♪ How would I ever get along ♪
♪ Without you, girl? ♪
♪ We are the patient dreamers ♪
♪ Insomniatic schemers ♪
♪ We are the children, the children of the late night ♪
♪ We're all waiting for the world to wake up ♪
♪ Open their eyes to the sunrise ♪
♪ New day dawning, and it's time to shake up ♪
♪ It's our day, do it our way ♪
May I have this dance?
♪ One night changed my life forever ♪
♪ Two hearts, we were thrown together ♪
♪ In the back yard of a house ♪
♪ Do you remember? ♪
♪ You still take my breath away ♪
♪ With nothing but a smile ♪
♪ And every time I kiss you ♪
♪ It feels like the first time ♪
♪ Who knew at the start ♪
♪ A fire would have sparked? ♪
♪ Just dancing in the dark ♪
♪ And every year that passes ♪
♪ I still feel the same ♪
♪ You're this side of the forcefield ♪
♪ I'll always keep you safe ♪
♪ Who knew at the start ♪
♪ A fire would have sparked ♪
♪ Just dancing in the dark ♪
(knocking on door)
I'm sleeping!
What happened?
What happened, what happened?
-When? -Last night! The dancing, the looking, the smiling!
With Bowie?
No, with the African violet.
Yes, with Bowie!
Andi, it was just two old friends hangin' out...
with their no-longer-secret baby.
It was more than that!
I was there!
It looked like you two were getting back together.
I know that's your fantasy, you little cupid,
but it's not gonna happen.
Why not? You two clearly still love each other.
You're right. I do love Bowie.
I always will.
I knew it!
But we're not getting back together.
We'll never get back together.
What? Why not?
Bowie's not someone who puts down roots.
You know that.
But, maybe, if you just try!
Andi. This is how it is.
Your dad's really fun to be around,
but he's unpredictable.
He's not gonna be someone we'll ever be able to count on.
Okay, go on back to bed.
Hey!
Don't be mad at me. Be mad at Kip.
He was such a jerk the other day.
But, I should've stuck up for you.
Bad girlfriend alert!
Are we okay, JoJo?
No. W-- We're not okay, Amber.
But I said I was sorry.
It's not just what happened with your friends.
I know what this is about.
Or should I say who?
This isn't about Andi.
Oh, please. She's been trying to break us up
ever since she joined the Space Ferrets.
Otters! It's Space Otters!
Ferrets, Otters, the point is Andi's manipulating you!
No! I think you are, Amber!
And I don't wanna be your boyfriend anymore.
Wait.
You're... breaking up with me?
How dare you!
You're in middle school, do you know how lucky you are to be dating me?
I'm gonna need that back.
But you gave it to me.
Actually, you took it.
Huge mistake, Jonah Beck.
You're gonna regret this.
So, last night was fun, huh?
Mm-hm.
Is this about Bex?
Yeah. Last night, when you were singing that song
and dancing with her, was that the Bowie that left 13 years ago
or was that the Bowie that came back yesterday?
I'm not gonna lie, Andi. My heart never really got over Bex.
But I-- I doubt the feeling's mutual.
But it is!
She told me herself that she loves you!
She didn't use that word.
Yes, she did.
She most certainly did!
And what else did she say?
That she wasn't sure if you were dependable.
Well, she's got good reason to think that.
I haven't been.
But, could you be now?
I quit my tour to be with you guys.
You did?
Why didn't you tell her that?
Because I didn't want to freak her out...
and make her think I was putting any pressure on her.
But she should know... that you're dependable now.
Well, maybe not for the Renaissance Boys,
but for the Mack girls.
Well, you can't just tell someone you're dependable.
You've gotta show them.
How?
By stickin' around.
That's gonna take so long. Isn't there anything faster?
If you've got any ideas, I am all ears.
I like this one. What do you think?
Looks good.
How much is it?
-A ring? -You just found that?
-Yeah. -It's beautiful.
I know.
-It... looks like a-- -I was... gonna say that, too.
Do you know what this means?
Andi: You could ask her to marry you!
Bowie: Do you think she wants that?
Andi: Well someone does.
Both: The universe!
♪ Life is upside down ♪
♪ But any way it goes, I'll work it out ♪
♪ Oh, oh, here we go ♪
-♪ One, two, three ♪ -♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪
♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪
♪ There ain't a map to follow ♪
♪ But I'm with you all the way ♪
♪ All the way ♪