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♪♪

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Andi:
Previously, on Andi Mack...

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Both:
Jonah and Amber broke up!

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Jonah:
I need to talk to you. Andi--

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-Andi!
-Who's that?

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It doesn't matter.
What were you gonna say?

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I'll tell you later.

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-Okay.
-Here she is. My kid!

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-You met your dad?
-Your dad?

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What's he like?

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He's a really cool guy.

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You and me are on, like,
the same brain-length.

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Andi: I didn't know what
was gonna happen next,

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but I knew
that it would be fun.

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But, then he had to go,
and now he's gone.

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And Jonah's back with Amber,

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so he's gone, too.

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They're both gone.

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Your life just
keeps getting crazier.

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Both:
Aah!

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Hey! I love your guest house!

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-What is he doing?
-(laughs)

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What? No.

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No-- Mom, come on.

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-(sighs)
-Stay.

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Mrs. Mack, y-- you can't pretend
I don't exist.

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I stand corrected.

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He's not supposed
to be here.

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You're right, I'm not
supposed to be here.

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I should be on a bus,
starting a 40-city tour

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with a band that could
finally make my career.

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Or not.

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But, that dream was
all that mattered to me.

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Until today.

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Now I have this.

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A new phone?

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Mom, look at the screen.

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Can you send this to me?

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You understand my problem.

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This girl versus Memphis?

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Wasn't even a contest.

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So you're stickin' around,
that's what you're sayin'?

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That's the plan, Ham.

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He's staying in AndiShack.

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Or?

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There is no "or."

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Or?

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He can sleep on the couch.

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Not the "or" I was looking for.

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It's just for a few days.

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Three. And then
I'll rejoin my tour.

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Uh, four at the most.

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I can give you one.

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Two, and that's it.

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And you can all stop
looking at me

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like I gave you
socks for Christmas.

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(laughs)
Thank you, Mrs. Mack.

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You're welcome.

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You've got... 48 hours,
starting now.

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-Score! -It's better
than I was expecting!

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Both: Beow-beow-beow-beow...
starfish!

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(theme music playing)

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♪ I'm standing on the edge ♪

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♪ And everything I know
is blowin' away ♪

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♪ Life is upside down ♪

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♪ But anyway it goes,
I'll work it out ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
here we go ♪

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-♪ One, two, three ♪
-♪ I'm ready for tomorrow ♪

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♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪

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♪ There ain't
a map to follow ♪

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♪ But I'm with you
all the way ♪

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♪ I'm ready
for tomorrow ♪

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♪ Tomorrow starts today ♪

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♪ There ain't
a map to follow ♪

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♪ But I'm with you
all the way ♪

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♪ All the way ♪

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Have you talked to Jonah
since yesterday?

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Yeah, we had a deep
and meaningful conversation.

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I said, "Hey!"
and he said, "Yo!"

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I guess I'm never gonna know

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what he was gonna ask me.

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Sure you will.

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Whatever that question was,

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he is eventually going
to ask it.

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Do you really think so?

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Definitely.

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Like, 20 years from now,

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you'll be
at a high school reunion,

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and you'll say, "Hey, Jonah,

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"what was that question

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you were gonna ask me that day?"

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And he'll tell you,
and you'll both laugh

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about how different
your lives would've been

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if he had asked it
back then.

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Is that supposed
to make me feel better?

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Maybe this will: Future
you is gonna get a ride

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in Future me's
private helicopter.

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I should get over there.

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This is it right here. Game
time, baby, game time.

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Do you know what I mean?

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What is he doing here?

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What is who doing where?

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We're Space Otters.

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-Give it to--
-What are you doing here?

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He's our new coach.

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Coach?

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I'm not a coach. I just
came here to see you play.

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-Bex told me you had a game, but Jonah and
I got talkin'. -(both mimic explosion)

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(laughs)
You two know each other?

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Um, yeah.
He's my dad.

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Y-- Y-- Your dad?

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Yeah, I should've
mentioned that.

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We got caught up
talkin' plays.

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He's new, and he didn't
come with instructions.

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Cover blown.

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Sorry, guys.

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I didn't know you were
a disc head.

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I me-- me, too!

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It blows my mind
how much we have in common.

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I know. Me, too,
but you can't stay.

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What? Why not?

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You'd be the only one. Parents
don't come to our games.

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Nobody comes to our games.

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(clears throat)

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Except Cyrus.

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This is my dad.

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Bowie.

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It is very exciting to meet you.

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(laughs)
I like your vest.

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You wouldn't if you
were wearing it.

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It weighs 20 pounds,
but I wear it with pride

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as the only official fan
of the Space Otters.

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Is this the guy?

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What guy?

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The one you
had to see yesterday?

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When you made me
drop you back off at school?

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-(laughs) Cyrus? -Yeah.

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No.

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Will you point him out
to be me if he's around?

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I will not.

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-Let's go, guys!
-All: Whoooo!

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Let's go, Andiman.

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(both laughing)

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You're stickin'
around, right?

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You bet!

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But I won't cheer.
I will be very quiet.

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All:
Go team!

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(cheering)

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I can't believe
that's your dad.

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He's docious-magocious.

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Well, docious, sure,
but magocious?

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I mean, I just met him.

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Something wrong?

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No, it's just...

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he records everything.

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Great, we'll have
our first game tape.

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(speaks inaudibly)

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You're using
your milk shake

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as a dipping sauce
for your baby taters.

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Yup.

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That is... genius.

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-May I?
-Be my guest.

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Milk shake is
the new ketchup.

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-(laughs)
-(phone buzzes)

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It's from Jonah Beck.

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Sorry, Jonah.
Still getting used to that.

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What's it say?

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"Ur"-- "U R...

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Girly"?

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What?

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Let me see.

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That's what it says.

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What does that mean?

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I don't understand.

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Do you think
I'm girly?

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So what if you are.

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You do think I'm girly!

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-Calm down-- -Calm down?
Easy for you to say!

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Nobody's calling you girly.

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No one?

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-What are people saying?
-It doesn't matter.

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The point is,
Jonah thinks I'm girly!

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I wanna know. Because if there's
someone saying I'm not girly,

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I will end them.

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Don't get me wrong,
I'm glad he's here.

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I just wish he was a little less
full of surprises.

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He shows up on our doorstep.

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He's doing a headstand
in AndiShack.

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He's coaching my team.

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Would it kill him
to throw me a text?

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I admit, he's a bit
of a novelty item.

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It takes some getting used to.

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I wouldn't even care
about any of it

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if it wasn't so embarrassing.

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What does he do?

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He has to talk to everybody,
and he won't stop filming me.

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And he's asking me personal
questions about guys

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and if I like someone!

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(high-pitched, softly)
Oh. That's so annoying.

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You think it's cute,
but it's not cute.

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But it's what dads do.

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It's their job
to embarrass their daughters.

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(knocking on door)

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Hey, guys,
it's time for dinner.

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Did he ever embarrass you?

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Never.

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Never?

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Uh-uh.

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He likes to dance.

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That's not so bad.

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At my piccolo recitals.

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Well, that was your fault...

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for playing Do the Hustle.

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(music playing)

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Oh, no. I didn't know
you could embarrass someone

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who played the piccolo.
(laughs)

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Watch and learn.

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(laughing)

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Ah, dah bah, hah, hey!
(laughs)

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-Ooh. -Smells good.
What's for dinner?

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It's a surprise.

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But you hate surprises.

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Apparently, not everyone
knows that.

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Ham:
Oh, wow, look at that.

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Andi:
Wow.

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Is that Lop Chung?

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I used a recipe from that little
box behind the spice rack.

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Hope it's okay.

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Chopsticks, in case
anyone wants them.

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Where did you learn to cook?

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Oh, you know,
where anyone learns anything.

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Here and there.

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CeCe?

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Are you okay?

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Those are my mother's recipes.

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Oh, no-- I'm... sorry
if I overstepped my bounds.

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I just-- Never much of a cook,
so I never made them.

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Does that mean
we can't eat this?

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I don't know. I've never
seen this facial expression.

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Of course you can eat it.
I'm just feeling sentimental.

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Uh-- This is astounding.

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Y-- You'll show me
how to make this?

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Sure. I still got 24 hours
left on the clock, right?

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Clock? What clock?

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-Mom?
-What?

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I changed my mind.

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Pass me a pair
of chopsticks.

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(laughter)

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-Wow. All right.
-Ah!

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All right,
I'm having some of...

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Buffy:
Okay, here's your next one.

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Who is the all-time
leading NBA scorer?

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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-Correct. -Position: center.
Height: Seven feet, two inches.

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Nice.

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Formerly known
as Lew Alcindor.

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Signature shot:
the skyhook.

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Okay, okay.

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There's no extra credit.

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This is just so you can
have a conversation with Jonah.

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I just wanna
be completely prepared.

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Right. And we still have to cover
Super Bowls, March Madness,

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and spring training.

264
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:44,460
It's so hard to be boy-ly.

265
00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,290
You can do it, Cyrus.

266
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,250
Just think of yourself
like Rocky.

267
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,000
Who?

268
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,170
Adding Rocky
to the list.

269
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:01,790
(laughs)

270
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:05,380
Are we headed somewhere
or we just wandering aimlessly?

271
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:08,000
'Cause I'm okay
with either.

272
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,250
Oh, we're definitely
goin' somewhere.

273
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,500
Back in time.

274
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,920
Yeah, I've made that trip.

275
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,620
Moving back home
with my parents,

276
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,210
working for the kid
I used to babysit.

277
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:22,960
Now... walkin' down the street,
with you.

278
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,750
Do you know
where we are?

279
00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:31,540
Is this--

280
00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,210
The last place I saw you.

281
00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,580
The night you left town.

282
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,380
We had a fight.

283
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:42,000
(exhaling)

284
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,170
I was worried you were gonna
do something romantic.

285
00:12:44,170 --> 00:12:45,210
(laughs)

286
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,210
Can you be serious
for a second?

287
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,290
I... don't know.

288
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:59,170
Bex... I was always planning
to come back to you.

289
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,120
If I have to be serious,
so do you.

290
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,790
I wanted it to be
when I made it.

291
00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:07,000
And I never did.

292
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,000
Join the club.

293
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,210
Can I?

294
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,290
What?

295
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,670
Join the club.

296
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,040
Yours and Andi's.

297
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,250
Um, you're kind
of a lifetime member.

298
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,460
I mean, like... really.

299
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,540
I wanna be
a part of your lives.

300
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:27,250
How? You're a musician.

301
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,710
-You live on the road.
-I don't have to.

302
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,250
I can do something else.

303
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,380
Like what?

304
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,380
I have to figure that out.

305
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,460
But first, I wanna know
if you're okay with it.

306
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:40,500
-I can't speak for Andi.
-I'm not asking you to.

307
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,580
Just speak for yourself.

308
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,210
What do you want?

309
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:50,380
Honestly?

310
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:53,960
Yes. Honestly.

311
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,420
Pizza.

312
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,380
Aren't you starving?

313
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,080
'Cause I am.

314
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,790
Me, too, actually.

315
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,170
Is Vinnie's still here?

316
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:11,210
Yeah, of course.
Only it's called Tony's now.

317
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:12,750
-Hm, Tony's.
-Yeah.

318
00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,000
-Mm.
-(laughs)

319
00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:20,920
♪ Flying gets harder
as you fall ♪

320
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,290
♪ Gravity holds... ♪

321
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,380
Buffy:
Okay. Handshake.

322
00:14:26,290 --> 00:14:28,460
Wrong handshake!

323
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,080
Right, right, sorry.

324
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,420
Take it from the top.

325
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,380
Okay.

326
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,620
Handshake.

327
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,710
Not quite.

328
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,330
It's fine.
Okay. Handshake.

329
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,210
Lean in.

330
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,540
Just the torso.

331
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,380
Right, okay.
This is-- This is the one.

332
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,460
I can feel it.

333
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,500
Going again.

334
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,500
Handshake.

335
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,040
Lean in.

336
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,330
Wrap... and pat.

337
00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,710
How was that?

338
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:04,830
If Jonah was
a glass figurine, great.

339
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,880
Okay. Handshake.

340
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,880
(computer keyboard clacking)

341
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,040
Boom!

342
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,380
-(knock on door)
-What? I'm doing homework.

343
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,380
Jonah on computer:
Boom!

344
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,330
-Is this a bad time?
-Jonah on computer: Boom!

345
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,120
Aaahh!

346
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,170
Boom!

347
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,080
Boom!

348
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,380
What are you doing here?

349
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:49,120
Your dad sent me up to get you, and
we're watching the game video!

350
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,960
He thought you'd
wanna join us.

351
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,380
No, thanks.

352
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:53,710
Should I go?

353
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:56,250
Yeah! Yes, please,
that'd be great!

354
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:09,460
(thuds)

355
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,500
He's ruining my life.

356
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,540
He's not ruining your life.

357
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,330
You two are just figuring out
how this works.

358
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,210
It doesn't!

359
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:29,040
Right. He can be very intense,

360
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,120
but his heart's
in the right place.

361
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,330
I know,
but I just need a break.

362
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:38,460
I need some breathing room. I just
need to sit here and do this.

363
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,580
(knocking on window)

364
00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:42,000
Hey, can I grab you
a second?

365
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,080
I'm working on a belt
in here!

366
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,290
Okay.

367
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,380
Steppin' away.

368
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,210
Well, I am working
on a belt.

369
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:09,290
(whispering)
Don't wave. Do a guy nod.

370
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:16,120
And don't touch your hair.

371
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,420
(whispering)
But my forehead is lonely.

372
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,420
You look really good.

373
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,880
Meaning what?
I usually look bad?

374
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,960
No, just that I did a good job.
You're my creation.

375
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,960
Cyrus two point bro.

376
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,620
Jonah. He just walked in.

377
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,120
This was just supposed to be a test drive.
I'm not ready!

378
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:40,500
Guy nod.

379
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,210
-But he waved.
-Do it!

380
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,460
He's coming over.

381
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,290
You're on.
Make me proud.

382
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,750
New look, Cy-Guy?

383
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:55,380
You know it, Jo--
Jo-lama-jama.

384
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,380
Uchh...

385
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:58,460
(laughs)
You crack me up.

386
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:02,170
And I love it when you come to the
games in that vest with all the swag.

387
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:03,620
You got my text, right?

388
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:06,460
Y-- You mean the one
where you said I'm girly?

389
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,830
-What?
-Your text.

390
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:13,250
You wrote...
"U R girly."

391
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:17,790
That's some stupid auto-correct. It
was supposed to be "You're gnarly."

392
00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:19,250
I'm gnarly.

393
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,460
-Now, when you say "gnarly"--
-You're cool, man,

394
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:24,670
and can we just
leave it at that?

395
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:27,500
Cool. Yeah.

396
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,580
We can leave it at cool.

397
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,830
Did you see that?

398
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,580
I'm very proud.

399
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:52,620
(inhales) Ah. Ah!

400
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:54,290
They're still warm.

401
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,500
Oh my gosh.

402
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,290
Bowie?

403
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:03,920
He obviously feels really, really
bad about embarrassing you.

404
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,420
Where is he?

405
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,880
Around here somewhere.

406
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,500
Listening to us rave about his
incredible baking skills.

407
00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:15,830
Well, if you see him,
tell him I'm in my room,

408
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,290
and I'm done
with my belt.

409
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,330
I can't believe
you finished that already.

410
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:22,500
Yeah. I might have
a slight addiction to duct tape.

411
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,290
Nothing I can't handle.

412
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,750
What are you doing?

413
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:43,920
Uh, nothing.
I-- W-- I-- I'm making a...

414
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,040
I'm sorry.

415
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,290
What's going on?

416
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,540
He's sitting there
on my computer,

417
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:53,380
going through my pictures!

418
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,040
I'm sorry.

419
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,620
You invaded my privacy,
and you embarrassed me,

420
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,460
and I don't know
what you're going to say

421
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,500
or what you're
going to do,

422
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,460
and it's too much!

423
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:04,750
I-- I wanted
to surprise you.

424
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,420
No more surprises!

425
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,830
Just leave me alone.

426
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:15,750
Okay.

427
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,330
What was he thinking?

428
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:24,710
What was he doing?

429
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,500
There's one way to find out.

430
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,500
Is it okay if I look?

431
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:34,290
Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna
burn it in a dumpster fire.

432
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,170
(sigh)

433
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,210
Here it is.

434
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,920
-(soft rock music playing)
-Hey, Bowie here.

435
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,960
Big news.

436
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,330
I just became a dad.

437
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:58,620
♪ No, I've never seen nothing
like you ♪

438
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:01,830
Bowie: This is my
little girl, Andi.

439
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,880
Gosh, she's beautiful,
isn't she?

440
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,670
♪ I've searched across
the universe ♪

441
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:12,880
♪ Seen many things
so beautiful, it's true ♪

442
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:19,000
♪ But I've never seen
nothing like you ♪

443
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,250
Are you crying?

444
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,120
No.

445
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,170
Bowie: I've spent a long
time in my life wondering,

446
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:34,080
was I ever gonna
leave my mark on the world.

447
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,880
Now I know... I am.

448
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,250
I've only known her
two days.

449
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,290
But I honestly can't remember what
my life was like without her.

450
00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:53,420
Bowie!

451
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:57,500
♪ No, I've never
seen nothing like you ♪

452
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,750
Bowie!

453
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:04,750
-♪ No one else makes me feel
like you do ♪ -Bowie! Bowie!

454
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,170
♪ I've searched across
the universe ♪

455
00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:15,540
♪ Seen many things
so beautiful, it's true ♪

456
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:21,420
♪ But I've never seen
nothing like you ♪

457
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:25,920
Andi: Next, on Andi Mack...

458
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,670
Did Jonah just pretend
not to see me?

459
00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:32,250
That was an actual ghosting.

460
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,830
I've never seen one in person.

461
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:34,960
You get a real sparkle
in your eye

462
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,120
when you're overconfident.

463
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,250
I like it.

464
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:41,460
(heavy metal playing)

465
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,670
What?

466
00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:44,420
My worst nightmare
is happening.

467
00:22:45,420 --> 00:22:46,460
Bex: What's happening?

468
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,750
She's turning into you,

469
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,120
and I can't watch.

470
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,290
-(boing)
-(bang)