1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 [AMC] 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 [SOUND] 3 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:49,041 [MUSIC] 4 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:56,625 The overworld, the 5 00:00:56,625 --> 00:00:58,666 biggest sandbox in the universe, 6 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:01,500 is full of epic tales, 7 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,708 millions and billions of them. 8 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:06,125 Well, guess what? 9 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:09,708 This one is all mine. 10 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,291 [MUSIC] 11 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:20,916 My name is Steve, and as a 12 00:01:20,916 --> 00:01:23,666 child, I yearn for the mines. 13 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,000 [MUSIC] 14 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,583 But it didn't really work out. 15 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,375 Go on, get out of here. 16 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,041 So I did a terrible thing. 17 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:38,458 I grew up. 18 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:41,500 And just as I expected, 19 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,708 it was a massive bummer. 20 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:45,500 Hey, Steve, your 21 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,208 presentation's in five minutes. 22 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:51,583 [MUSIC] 23 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:58,208 Welcome to Steve's 24 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,708 Ultimate Resort Condominium. 25 00:02:00,166 --> 00:02:01,250 Dubs are in the leg 26 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,041 of tennis in the back. 27 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,750 Every room has the 28 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,416 Gucci and the mini ball. 29 00:02:06,791 --> 00:02:08,250 Welcome to Steve's. 30 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,458 Woo, welcome to Steve's. 31 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:14,000 [MUSIC] 32 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:19,791 I really put myself out there, and it 33 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,625 totally blew up in my face. 34 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,291 It was the kind of life that made a man 35 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:25,708 stare into his potatoes. 36 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:29,375 And then I remembered, I 37 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:30,583 couldn't give up on my dream. 38 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,166 Not yet. 39 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,750 The mines! 40 00:02:37,166 --> 00:02:37,250 [MUSIC] 41 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:40,791 So I bought a pickaxe and a sweet helmet, 42 00:02:40,791 --> 00:02:43,333 and this time, I was unstoppable. 43 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:50,583 [MUSIC] 44 00:02:50,583 --> 00:03:00,541 [SOUND] [MUSIC] Turns out my 45 00:03:00,541 --> 00:03:03,291 adventure was just beginning. 46 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,208 I mined my brains out until I found two 47 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,583 mysterious artifacts. 48 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:14,833 This thingy and that cool thingy. 49 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:17,333 And when I put those two thingies 50 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:20,833 together, you guessed it. 51 00:03:21,541 --> 00:03:24,041 It opened a portal to another world. 52 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:28,041 [MUSIC] The Overworld. 53 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,166 [MUSIC] 54 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:35,708 This place blew my mind. 55 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:41,166 [MUSIC] 56 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:46,000 I'd never seen anything like it. 57 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:48,083 [MUSIC] 58 00:03:48,291 --> 00:03:50,750 Turns out it was the place I'd been 59 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:52,250 looking for my whole life. 60 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,208 A world where anything you 61 00:03:54,208 --> 00:03:56,333 can imagine, you can create. 62 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:02,000 This is my first house, my second house, 63 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,958 and my third house made 64 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:05,416 entirely of sheep's wool. 65 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,541 Pickhouse. 66 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:08,916 Life was good. 67 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,041 The only thing missing was 68 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:13,375 a friend to share it with. 69 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:16,541 And then this super angry wolf showed up. 70 00:04:18,041 --> 00:04:20,458 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 71 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:21,833 Yeah. 72 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,125 What? 73 00:04:24,583 --> 00:04:25,375 Ah, boy. 74 00:04:26,416 --> 00:04:28,166 Dennis, he like a 75 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:29,833 scratchy scratch on a nadis. 76 00:04:30,875 --> 00:04:32,583 [MUSIC] 77 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,083 With him by my side, 78 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,916 my confidence soared. 79 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:38,375 Woo hoo! 80 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:42,291 Together we built endless masterpieces. 81 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,916 [MUSIC] 82 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:48,208 The more I built, the better I got. 83 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:50,041 Dennis, check it out. 84 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,458 Back up to stay here. 85 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,416 [MUSIC] 86 00:04:56,083 --> 00:04:58,833 Turns out pandas love to party. 87 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:00,708 [MUSIC] 88 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:01,458 And cows. 89 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:05,791 [MUSIC] 90 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,125 Life was perfect. 91 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:12,708 [MUSIC] 92 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:14,958 And the years simply flew by. 93 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,291 [MUSIC] 94 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:20,458 Until one day I came 95 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:22,541 across some strange ruins. 96 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:28,958 [MUSIC] 97 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:29,916 Flint and Steve. 98 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:34,541 [MUSIC] 99 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,125 [MUSIC] 100 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:36,541 Dennis. 101 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:40,291 [MUSIC] 102 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:45,416 Turns out we just opened a portal to a 103 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:46,541 totally new dimension. 104 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,291 The Nether. 105 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:55,333 There was no joy or creativity at all. 106 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,541 [MUSIC] 107 00:05:58,541 --> 00:05:59,375 Dennis. 108 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,166 These piglin brutes had 109 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:04,000 mined this realm into oblivion. 110 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,416 Led by Mount Gosha, the evil piglin 111 00:06:07,416 --> 00:06:09,041 sorceress who ruled the place. 112 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:12,000 Who are you and why are you so round? 113 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:13,333 Leave the dark. 114 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:15,041 Take me instead. 115 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,375 No thanks. 116 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:19,458 I'll take both of you and that orb. 117 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:21,250 Let's get one thing straight. 118 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:24,875 Where I come from, we call this cube. 119 00:06:25,791 --> 00:06:26,750 See then. 120 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:28,666 Mount Gosha had finally 121 00:06:28,666 --> 00:06:30,125 got what she'd always wanted. 122 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,791 The orb of dominance. 123 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:33,375 The most powerful cube 124 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,250 shaped orb in the entire universe. 125 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,083 Listen up your pegs. 126 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:39,583 With this orb I will pillage the 127 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,875 overworld and all of 128 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,416 its gold will be ours. 129 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:42,833 [LAUGH] 130 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:44,833 I couldn't let this happen. 131 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,750 The overworld had saved me 132 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:49,041 and now I had to try to save it. 133 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:50,791 We have to stop her, Dennis. 134 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:56,291 So we escaped and stole back the orb. 135 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,125 The rumbling has escaped. 136 00:07:00,916 --> 00:07:02,625 Find him and bring me that orb. 137 00:07:03,541 --> 00:07:03,958 Hurry Dennis. 138 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:05,125 Take this to Earth. 139 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,833 Follow my set to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 140 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:08,416 You got that boy? 141 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:09,458 Come on boy. 142 00:07:09,666 --> 00:07:11,041 You're the last hope for this world. 143 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:11,791 Run! 144 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:12,875 Go boy! 145 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:13,708 Run! 146 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:15,791 You got this Dennis. 147 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:16,458 I love you! 148 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:23,875 Dennis was a hero that day. 149 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,666 He ran like the wind. 150 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,625 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again. 151 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:30,708 But we had a world to save. 152 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:32,666 So he ran all the way 153 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:33,916 back to my house on Earth. 154 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,500 And hid the most powerful object of 155 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,083 existence under my water bed. 156 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:45,083 [MUSIC] 157 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:49,000 As long as the orb stays hidden, the 158 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,500 overworld will be safe. 159 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:02,041 I just pray some doofus doesn't find it. 160 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:14,541 [MUSIC] 161 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:25,208 I'm running now and I'm on my knees. 162 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:30,041 Been working so hard to fill my needs. 163 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:31,666 He... 164 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:37,208 In the late 1980s, Garrett Garrison took 165 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:39,166 the gaming world by storm. 166 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:40,875 Becoming the undisputed 167 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:43,083 champion of the hit arcade game, 168 00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:44,708 Hunk City Rampage. 169 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:51,000 His mastery of this 170 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,500 two-player co-op shocked the world. 171 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:04,666 [MUSIC] 172 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:08,166 His effective use of the garbage toss 173 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:10,333 move earned him the nickname, 174 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:12,291 The Garbage Man. 175 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,625 He became the envy of the gaming world 176 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:17,041 after landing a lucrative 177 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:19,500 six-figure deal with Sizzler. 178 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,916 [MUSIC] 179 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:26,250 Yeah, baby! 180 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,000 [MUSIC] 181 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,041 One thing's for sure. 182 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,625 This kid had it all. 183 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:42,541 [MUSIC] 184 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,250 Here's the Garbage Man, Garretson. 185 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,000 No autographs. 186 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,041 Have a nice day. 187 00:09:52,083 --> 00:10:03,166 [MUSIC] 188 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:07,625 [MUSIC] 189 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:23,250 Yeah! Super cold! 190 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,625 Garrett, The Garbage Man, to 191 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:27,958 what do we owe this pleasure? 192 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:28,666 Pleasure? 193 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:29,833 I think I come to 194 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:30,916 storage auctions for fun. 195 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:34,125 I'm a businessman, Darrell, an investor. 196 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,333 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into 197 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,375 your choo-choo trade. 198 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,208 You're gonna love this next unit. 199 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:41,333 It's got a water bin. 200 00:10:41,916 --> 00:10:43,750 It's got some pickaxes. 201 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:47,041 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 202 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,000 It's got an array of 203 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,208 unisex turquoise blouses. 204 00:10:51,958 --> 00:10:52,625 That sounds terrible. 205 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:53,875 I think it's also got 206 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,958 a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 207 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,458 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 208 00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:59,541 1978 Atari Cosmos. 209 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:01,541 That's why to say, those things are worth 210 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:02,333 the frickin' fortune. 211 00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:03,541 Heck yeah, they are. 212 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:06,500 Bro, if you make this happen for me, I 213 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,541 will strongly consider 214 00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:08,708 hanging out with you. 215 00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:09,958 You serious, bro? 216 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:10,583 Yep. 217 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,333 Two big buffaloes like 218 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,041 us out there in the wild. 219 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:18,875 We're in unisex turquoise blouses. 220 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:21,583 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 221 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:22,333 The ladies aren't 222 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,541 gonna know what this is. 223 00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:24,166 And if you could keep the 224 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,250 hammer price under on you, 225 00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:26,625 I'll make all your weird 226 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,666 fanboy dreams come true. 227 00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:28,625 Okay? 228 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:31,500 Two loose cannons. 229 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,666 We're in turquoise blouses. 230 00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:33,875 Yep. 231 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:35,583 Let's do it. 232 00:11:36,291 --> 00:11:37,125 And we got $500. 233 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,458 $500 over here. 234 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,083 We got $500. 235 00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:40,000 We got $600. 236 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,083 We got $600. 237 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:42,750 We got $600 over here. 238 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:43,625 Oh, can we hear you? 239 00:11:43,791 --> 00:11:44,000 $700. 240 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,083 We got $700. 241 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,250 We got $700 here. 242 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,416 We got $800 over here. 243 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,166 We got $850. 244 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:48,916 Do we hear $850? 245 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,541 Do we hear $850 over here? 246 00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:51,333 Do we hear any more? 247 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:51,875 Do we hear 900? 248 00:11:52,375 --> 00:11:52,583 900. 249 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:54,791 900 is going once, 900 going twice, and 250 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:56,041 900 going three times 251 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:58,375 and sold to hometown hero 252 00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:01,125 Garret the Garbage Man Garrison for $900. 253 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:05,375 I wouldn't cash that 254 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,250 for about six months. 255 00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:07,041 What? 256 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:08,083 Yeah. 257 00:12:08,791 --> 00:12:09,666 Come to Papa. 258 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:10,625 Cosmics. 259 00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:11,041 Whoo! 260 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:23,916 Darryl, where is it? 261 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:24,666 I'm sorry. 262 00:12:24,666 --> 00:12:25,541 I didn't check the box. 263 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,500 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 264 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:28,666 Where's that car? 265 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,291 There's no car in here! 266 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,458 That does not mean 267 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,083 you can crash this unit! 268 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:35,541 I'm up against it, man. 269 00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:35,750 I'm... 270 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:38,375 Oh, no. 271 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:42,791 My store. I just... 272 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,791 I need to win, man. 273 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,250 I need... 274 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:48,916 I need to win. 275 00:12:50,916 --> 00:12:51,625 Let's roll, everyone. 276 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:53,833 This man has no respect 277 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:54,750 for the storage community. 278 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:58,541 I'm not the city sound of pouring rain 279 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,083 And all the tears you 280 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:03,583 cry, they call my name 281 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,333 Remember yesterday 282 00:13:07,416 --> 00:13:09,500 walking hand in hand 283 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,325 Love letters in the sand 284 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,958 I remember you 285 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:15,333 I remember you 286 00:13:17,916 --> 00:13:19,958 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 287 00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:20,291 I'm leaving 288 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,583 Oh, oh, oh, oh 289 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:31,416 Look, Chugless was not 290 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:32,583 my first choice either, 291 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:33,625 but it was Mom's dying 292 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,625 wish for us to live here. 293 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,458 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 294 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:39,208 Yeah, I read something online. 295 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:40,833 This place sucks. 296 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,375 Anyways, rent is super low, 297 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:44,708 and I've got a full-time gig here, 298 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,250 so it's not really an offer we're gonna 299 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,083 turn down right now. 300 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:48,750 Yeah, I get it. 301 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,375 Look, I think you're 302 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,333 really gonna like it here. 303 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,500 Oh, what's going on with that dude? 304 00:13:57,833 --> 00:14:02,166 Oh, my gosh, Henry, we're in Chugless. 305 00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:04,166 Stay high to chuggy the chip. 306 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:13,125 All right, this is the new neighborhood. 307 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:14,708 When was this house built? 308 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,291 It's so nice to meet you. 309 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,541 Yeah, nice to meet you. 310 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:21,416 Your new bosses sent you this. 311 00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:22,916 Oh. 312 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:24,708 Yeah, people love working 313 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,083 at a potato chip factory. 314 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,166 Yeah, well, I'm running 315 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:29,541 their socials for a little bit. 316 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:30,083 I said I'd get their 317 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:31,375 father account past 75. 318 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:32,208 Nice! 319 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:33,750 You must be Henry. 320 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,166 Nice to meet you. I'm Don. 321 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,875 All right, why is there an 322 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,083 alpaca hanging out of your car? 323 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,291 Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 324 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:42,166 I'll also do some 325 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,833 mobile zoo stuff on the side. 326 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,375 In who, I gotta run. 327 00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:46,958 Call me if you need anything. 328 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,416 Also, uh, I'm really 329 00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:51,500 sorry about your mom. 330 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,375 She's really brave what you're doing. 331 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:54,916 I hope you know that. 332 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:57,166 Thank you. 333 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,458 [screams] 334 00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,416 [screams] 335 00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:41,333 [music] 336 00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:47,708 Henry! Breakfast is ready! 337 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:49,583 I'm coming! 338 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:53,666 Check it out. 339 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,375 I made you mom's signature 340 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,958 tater-top breakfast pizza. 341 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:58,791 So you can hand out 342 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,125 slices on your first day? 343 00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:02,291 So she wanted me to seem normal. 344 00:16:02,708 --> 00:16:03,000 I do! 345 00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,000 Who do you think I am? 346 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,083 I got you some body spray. 347 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,583 Signature scents are huge here. 348 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:11,041 Velvet mischief? 349 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:12,333 You're gonna wanna spray 350 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,375 it and then walk into it. 351 00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,000 Don't be too direct. 352 00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:15,000 It's really powerful. 353 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:16,125 Okay. 354 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:16,916 Love you. 355 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,666 Love you too. 356 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,375 Smells like banana bread and poo. 357 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,541 Your store's running cool. 358 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:55,958 Yeah, I know. 359 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,791 Looking for anything in particular? 360 00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,208 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 361 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,500 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 362 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:03,625 I can help. 363 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,958 I'm starting a mentorship program for 364 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,500 people who wanna win at the game of life. 365 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,333 50 bucks an hour. 366 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:13,041 Cool. How do you actually win at life? 367 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,583 That's literally the 368 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:15,625 answer I charge money for. 369 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:18,833 Tots. 370 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,166 What's with the breakfast pizza? 371 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:21,375 My sister made it. 372 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,166 I'm supposed to hand out 373 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,375 slices at school to make friends. 374 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,416 A little desperate for 375 00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:25,375 day one, don't you think? 376 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:27,125 I also noticed that 377 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,041 you're wearing velvet mischief. 378 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:29,916 It's a wonderful cologne. 379 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,000 And I strongly believe that every young 380 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,333 man should have his own signature sent. 381 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:36,166 I didn't think I applied very much. 382 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,500 Listen, I'm gonna give 383 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,708 you a hot garbage tip. 384 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:40,625 Friendship is like a puzzle. 385 00:17:41,083 --> 00:17:41,666 Sometimes you think you 386 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,083 need lots of pieces to be cool. 387 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:43,750 And sometimes it's 388 00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:44,875 just one piece to be cool. 389 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,416 Then people will be like, "That's not a 390 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,583 puzzle. That's a picture." 391 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,458 And they have a right to speak, too. 392 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,500 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 393 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,291 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 394 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:02,125 All right. Let's put this name tag on. 395 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,250 Uh, why does it have 396 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,041 an exclamation point? 397 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,166 Oh, Henry, we're just 398 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,583 so thrilled to have you. 399 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:09,625 You know, you're the 400 00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,250 first student to enroll here 401 00:18:11,416 --> 00:18:13,458 ever since that article came out about 402 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:14,166 the school rankings. 403 00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:17,291 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal 404 00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:19,083 Marlene, and I'm an open book. 405 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,875 You probably heard that my husband 406 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,916 Clemente recently divorced me. 407 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,958 And to be honest, I expected 408 00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,333 it to hurt more than it does. 409 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,541 You know, the fire went out on our 410 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,291 marriage 20 years ago. 411 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:33,166 But we stuck it out for the dogs. 412 00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,083 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 413 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,333 Good morning. Just a 414 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,375 little something about myself. 415 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:45,000 I teach gym. I teach art. 416 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,666 Financially, I'm 417 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,083 living in a nightmare, okay? 418 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:50,625 I wouldn't wish my 419 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,958 life on my worst enemy. 420 00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:53,291 Last year, I claimed 421 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,083 $4,000 on my tax return. 422 00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,833 I also have several 423 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,083 pending lawsuits, okay? 424 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,458 But most of my money is tied up in a 425 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:01,541 drone kiosk at the mall. 426 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,083 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 427 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,041 One orange, one banana. 428 00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:09,708 Let's get after it, people. 429 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:18,625 I want to do this. I'm not taking it. 430 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:23,250 I want to do this. I want to do this. 431 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,208 I want to do this. I want to do this. 432 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,750 What is this? Don't you 433 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:30,708 know what a still life is? 434 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,875 That means you just draw the thing. Do 435 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,041 the assignment next time. 436 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,458 That jetpack would never work. 437 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:38,458 It's kind of foolproof, 438 00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:39,375 actually. It's just math. 439 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:41,791 My dad said math has been debunked. 440 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:43,958 Check it out. New kid 441 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,125 thinks he's a rocket scientist. 442 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,083 I'd love to be a rocket 443 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,416 scientist. So prove it. 444 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:13,750 (Whistle) 445 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:15,875 Loser. 446 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,125 All right. Count us down, guys. 447 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:22,708 Five, four, three, two, one. 448 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,958 Okay, so I know that we're all very 449 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,500 excited about the new rebrand. 450 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,833 But I don't think you should call your 451 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,416 party bags salt sacks. 452 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:40,458 Whistle) 453 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:49,458 Tiny! 454 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:59,166 I was never here, okay? 455 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:04,041 Well, the good news is nobody died. 456 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:07,541 The bad news is you've destroyed the 457 00:21:07,541 --> 00:21:09,083 American potato chip economy. 458 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:11,541 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 459 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:12,958 This could be grounds 460 00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:14,125 for expulsion, Henry. 461 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,000 I need you to call your guardian. 462 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,666 Game overwhelmed. 463 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,583 Hey, Mr. Garbage Man, it's 464 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,875 Henry. The kid with the tater tot, 465 00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,875 Berks Pizza. Oh, yeah. 466 00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:31,375 I have a weird favor to ask. 467 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:32,625 Could you come to my school 468 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,375 and pretend to be my uncle? 469 00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:35,291 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 470 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,625 I have 26 bucks. 471 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:45,916 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 472 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:50,833 You? The trash bag? 473 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:52,333 It's actually garbage, man. 474 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,500 Garbage, man, huh? 475 00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:56,916 Oh, you can bag me up and 476 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,666 take me to the curb any time. 477 00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:00,375 But you got to bungee the lid, 478 00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:03,000 because I got a lot of raccoons in there. 479 00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:06,791 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 480 00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:17,416 Just don't get it. It should have worked. 481 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:20,041 I'm not this rape, but I probably just 482 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,208 caused my sister her job. 483 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,041 Oh, wow. 484 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:25,541 You're super creative. 485 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:28,833 Guess I'm not the only 486 00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:30,083 true talent in chugless. 487 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,458 Hey, since you're going to juvie, mind if 488 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:34,541 I get this flyer back? 489 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,708 Paper don't grow on trees, and they're 490 00:22:37,708 --> 00:22:38,916 really loud and can't go anymore. 491 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,500 Well, you can have my book, too. 492 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:42,958 Because I'm done with it. 493 00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:49,125 So what's this stupid joke? 494 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:50,583 Who cares? 495 00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,666 Probably some new age bull crap. 496 00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:54,958 I wonder what it does. 497 00:22:57,416 --> 00:23:02,041 Hey, instructions. 498 00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:05,333 Never under any circumstances 499 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,208 combine the orb and crystal. 500 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:20,916 Uh, man, do not follow this orb, even if 501 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,375 you're a struggling business owner, 502 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:23,375 and need a ton of cash fast, because there's loads of pressure down here. 503 00:23:23,416 --> 00:23:28,291 But it's not worth the danger. 504 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,750 Hey, hey, dude, dude, I don't think I 505 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,500 want to go somewhere. 506 00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:38,708 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't 507 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,500 know who else to call. 508 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,875 No, it's okay. What's going on? 509 00:23:41,416 --> 00:23:42,666 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 510 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,750 I tried his phone a million 511 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:44,916 times. He's not answering. 512 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:46,208 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 513 00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:48,083 I thought he's still being detention for 514 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,375 blowing up chug of the chip. 515 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:51,375 That was him? 516 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:51,916 Give me a call. Oh, my God. What's the matter? He's not here. He's here. 517 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:53,500 Give me a call. Oh, my gosh. 518 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:55,750 I can't believe this. We're here for one 519 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,125 day, and he's already the town villain. 520 00:23:57,625 --> 00:24:00,250 Got him. He's fine. He's just planning an 521 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,500 abandoned mineshaft. 522 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:02,666 What? 523 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,958 Come on. I'll drive. 524 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,291 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted 525 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:08,125 carrot if you want to keep 526 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:09,250 that pretty face of yours. 527 00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,083 Hop in. 528 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:12,375 Okay. 529 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:19,583 You go first. I'll cover your face. 530 00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:46,791 Danger. Whatever. Henry! 531 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:52,000 What are you doing down here? 532 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,875 Who's this guy? He's my new mentor. 533 00:24:54,416 --> 00:24:54,875 Who, me? 534 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:55,625 No. 535 00:24:56,708 --> 00:24:58,583 Hey, guys? Guys? 536 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:00,916 It's calling you, guys. 537 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:02,541 No! 538 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:07,083 No! 539 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:07,791 No! 540 00:25:11,666 --> 00:25:16,916 No! 541 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:35,166 Oh, man. My butt. My butt. 542 00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:38,750 No. 543 00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:05,166 We're not in Idaho anymore. 544 00:26:05,875 --> 00:26:07,000 I think this is Wyoming. 545 00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:09,583 Wait. Who are you again? 546 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,125 Garrett the garbage man 547 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:13,166 Garrison. Game of the year 1989. 548 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,625 Whatever. I barely think about it. 549 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:19,208 What the heck? 550 00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:21,625 Ooh. 551 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,750 That's what I think it is. It could be 552 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:25,666 our first quest giver. 553 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:28,000 I'll do the talking. 554 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,375 All right! Yeah! 555 00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,625 Henry! Henry! Come back here! 556 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:54,958 Listen up, you twine! 557 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:58,208 We're running dangerously low on gold. 558 00:26:58,791 --> 00:27:00,500 So let me be very clear. 559 00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:02,708 You are all failures. 560 00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:05,833 If you can't find more gold, I'll just 561 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,250 send you to the overworld to zombify. 562 00:27:09,541 --> 00:27:11,333 Find me more gold! 563 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:13,458 You! 564 00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:15,833 What are you making? 565 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,583 Come closer. It's all right. 566 00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:21,833 Come on. I'm not going to bite you. 567 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:25,250 Aww. How pretty. 568 00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:28,750 But how will that help me find more gold? 569 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:31,125 Oh. 570 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:34,333 What? 571 00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,666 Well, looky what we have here. 572 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:48,083 Our time has come. 573 00:27:54,125 --> 00:28:03,583 My gosh! My leash! 574 00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:07,250 Was I unclear when I said no one was to 575 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,208 waste time on art or leisure? 576 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,875 The orb has returned. 577 00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:17,708 It can't be. 578 00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:19,166 Dennis? 579 00:28:20,083 --> 00:28:22,166 You stole it from me and 580 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,250 now you will retrieve it. 581 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:27,166 It would be a privilege, my leash. 582 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,875 You're going to unbind you now. 583 00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,166 Don't do anything stupid. 584 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:35,083 Of course not. You can 585 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:36,375 trust this little dungeon pup. 586 00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:37,708 Let me just sneak it back! 587 00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:40,750 Go ahead. Strike me down. 588 00:28:41,416 --> 00:28:43,000 My piglins will make a 589 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,375 meal of your beautiful wolf. 590 00:28:44,416 --> 00:28:46,416 How do I know you're telling the truth? 591 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,000 There's only one way to find out. 592 00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:51,416 The orb. For your little dog's life. 593 00:29:40,166 --> 00:29:42,708 A causes Japanese Dragon stigma and cruelty. 594 00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:46,791 [howling] 595 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,625 Does that feel quick to anyone else? 596 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,416 Yeah. 597 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:59,916 All right, everyone. 598 00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:01,416 Stay calm. 599 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:02,625 Relay. 600 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,500 Free garbage tip. 601 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:08,500 Fear is just weakness 602 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,416 hijacking your body's cockpit. 603 00:30:11,416 --> 00:30:12,541 What in the hell? 604 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:15,000 If that happens, you can 605 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,041 save Biocone DS to your body 606 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:18,500 plane's navigation system. 607 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:19,458 What? 608 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,375 Yeah, a garbage man isn't 609 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,625 speaking English or Spanish. 610 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:26,583 What am I doing here? 611 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:32,041 [screaming] 612 00:30:32,041 --> 00:30:34,041 [roaring] 613 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,583 [screaming] 614 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,708 [screaming] 615 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:38,833 Star Densho's getting 616 00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:39,916 with "Shaper of the Year." 617 00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:40,916 [grunting] 618 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:46,500 [screams] 619 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:56,416 [growling] 620 00:30:56,416 --> 00:30:56,458 [roaring] 621 00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:59,791 [gun bangs] 622 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:02,916 (screaming) 623 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:10,333 Henry! 624 00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,666 No, we gotta solve him, brother! 625 00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:36,458 (dramatic music) 626 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:49,708 (screaming) 627 00:31:53,541 --> 00:31:54,500 How's he doing this? 628 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,000 I don't know, but it might work. 629 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:58,208 Make way, faster! 630 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,166 Just go, go! 631 00:32:00,166 --> 00:32:00,833 You can be sorry! 632 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,541 What, don't you slow down, you retarded! 633 00:32:04,958 --> 00:32:08,000 (dramatic music) 634 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,000 (growling) 635 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:42,083 (dramatic music) 636 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:46,458 (dramatic music) 637 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:49,958 (laughing) 638 00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:53,500 Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! 639 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:55,208 (screaming) 640 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,208 (growling) 641 00:32:57,208 --> 00:33:03,750 (screaming) 642 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:10,625 Guys, you're over here! 643 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:13,708 (growling) 644 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,583 What are you doing? 645 00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:27,875 You idiot, run! 646 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,541 Open the door! 647 00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:45,291 (screaming) 648 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:48,833 Oh, man. 649 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,500 Oh boy! 650 00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,666 (growling) 651 00:33:54,583 --> 00:33:55,000 Hey! 652 00:33:56,208 --> 00:34:01,833 (screaming) 653 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:08,000 (growling) 654 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:28,208 (screaming) 655 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:34,875 (growling) 656 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:40,416 (growling) 657 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:42,625 (screaming) 658 00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:43,250 (growling) 659 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:58,500 (growling) (growling) 660 00:34:58,500 --> 00:34:58,708 (growling) 661 00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:00,333 (growling) 662 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:03,791 (laughing) 663 00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:07,416 (growling) 664 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,541 Make a turn! 665 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:14,000 (growling) 666 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,541 (screaming) 667 00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:30,541 (growling) 668 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:34,625 Who are you? 669 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,958 I am Steve. 670 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:41,333 Who are you people? 671 00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:42,333 Where's Dennis? 672 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,833 Dennis, who is, we don't know any Dennis. 673 00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:46,083 Then how'd you get that? 674 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:47,208 Hey, we're Lawless 675 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:48,750 Machacho, it's my property. 676 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:50,416 Do you even know what that is? 677 00:35:51,125 --> 00:35:52,500 It's the orb of dominance. 678 00:35:53,208 --> 00:35:53,750 It's a cube. 679 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:55,166 Okay, ha ha! 680 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,791 You people seriously have no idea what 681 00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:58,458 you're dealing with. 682 00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:00,458 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 683 00:36:00,583 --> 00:36:01,250 No way! 684 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,208 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 685 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:04,583 I hate to take a big fat 686 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,041 dumparoo on your plans, 687 00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:07,458 but you can't get home! 688 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,125 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do 689 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,416 you mean we can't get home? 690 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,000 Not without the earth crystal. 691 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,000 You mean my little boxy thing? 692 00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:14,875 Garbage man busted it! 693 00:36:14,916 --> 00:36:15,291 Nuh uh. 694 00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:18,250 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 695 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:20,333 You got those good photo vibes, kid. 696 00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:21,583 I got photo vibes? 697 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:23,416 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 698 00:36:23,791 --> 00:36:24,000 Yes! 699 00:36:24,791 --> 00:36:25,708 Unless you get the earth 700 00:36:25,708 --> 00:36:27,291 crystal, it's your only way home. 701 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,833 There's only one way 702 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,166 you could ever replace it 703 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,333 at the Woodland Mansion, 704 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,333 but going there would get you all killed. 705 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:34,833 But so it's staying here. 706 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:36,708 Fair enough. 707 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:38,750 Listen, I can get you home, 708 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,041 but then you gotta give me that orb. 709 00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:41,958 So what are you gonna do with it? 710 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,000 None of your concern! 711 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:46,541 So, what do you say, do we have a deal? 712 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,583 We did just kill like 20 zombies. 713 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,083 More like 15, but okay. 714 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:55,041 All right, Steve, under two conditions. 715 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:57,041 One, always address me 716 00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:58,000 because I'm the leader. 717 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:00,583 Two, if you double cross us, 718 00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,166 (pew pew) 719 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,250 I will crack your cabasa with my butt 720 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,416 cheeks like a walnut. 721 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:06,416 (grunts) 722 00:37:07,208 --> 00:37:08,416 This guy is such a tool bag. 723 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,500 I'm so sorry, we just met this man, 724 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,500 and he's not the leader. 725 00:37:12,958 --> 00:37:13,125 Hmm. 726 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:16,000 Well, it looks like Dr. Swallenstein here 727 00:37:16,083 --> 00:37:17,375 just got himself a deal. 728 00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:19,291 (pew pew) 729 00:37:19,291 --> 00:37:22,041 (dramatic music) 730 00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:24,333 Oh my gosh. 731 00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:25,375 All right. 732 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,958 First we need to load up on some gear 733 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,166 or we're all gonna die. 734 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,500 Let's go to Midport Village. 735 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,708 This guy's lost his mind. 736 00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:35,041 (yells) 737 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,291 Here it is. 738 00:37:46,041 --> 00:37:46,791 Midport Village. 739 00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:49,208 I got a secret stash of elite loot 740 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:49,833 that'll help us 741 00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:50,958 survive the woodland mansion. 742 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:52,375 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 743 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:53,250 Who are these guys? 744 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,125 Oh, these dudes? 745 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:55,250 They're the villagers. 746 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:58,083 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 747 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,041 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 748 00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:03,000 They just like to chill, trade, and eat 749 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,041 butt loads of bread. 750 00:38:04,041 --> 00:38:05,458 They love crushing loaf. 751 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:06,500 So they built all this? 752 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:08,250 Yeah, most of it. 753 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:11,500 But the good stuff you see is all me. 754 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:12,083 (pew pew) 755 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,500 See some kind of king? 756 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:16,500 No. 757 00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:19,458 That's a legend. 758 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,041 Kid, anything you can 759 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:23,583 dream about here, you can make. 760 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:25,500 Zero limits, you know 761 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,416 what I'm talking about. 762 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,791 That was your tower, right? 763 00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:28,333 Yeah. 764 00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:30,541 Pretty killer for a first build. 765 00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:32,750 (screaming) 766 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,583 Relax, it's just an iron 767 00:38:35,583 --> 00:38:37,458 golem, local security force. 768 00:38:39,791 --> 00:38:41,625 But they're a bunch of big softies. 769 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,000 Unless you start 770 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,083 messing with the villagers. 771 00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:48,083 Don't ever do that. 772 00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:49,708 This place makes no sense. 773 00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,958 Yo, I need protein like Pronto. 774 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,083 I got just the place, bro-hemeth. 775 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,541 (laughing) 776 00:39:02,666 --> 00:39:03,041 Hello there. 777 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,166 Oh dude, I got goose 778 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:07,666 pimples just walking up on it. 779 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,250 You ever wonder what 780 00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:10,791 happens when you mix hot lava 781 00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:11,416 and chicken? 782 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:12,583 I did. 783 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:14,458 We're about to find out. 784 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,125 Uh oh! 785 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:20,625 (sizzling) 786 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,958 (squeals) 787 00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:25,333 You hear that? 788 00:39:25,958 --> 00:39:27,125 That's the sound of sizzling. 789 00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:29,000 Mm-hm. 790 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:30,541 Smell that smell. 791 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,250 La la la lava 792 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:34,500 Cha cha cha chicken 793 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:37,000 Steve's lava chicken, yeah 794 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,125 Tasty as hell 795 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,541 Ooh mama see 796 00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,000 Tonight you're ringing a bell 797 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,000 Crispy and juicy now 798 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,208 you're having a snack 799 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:47,041 Ooh super spicy it's a love of attack 800 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,666 (bell ringing) I have a small business too. 801 00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:52,916 The one thing I try to do is 802 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,333 not have my jingle suck butt. 803 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:00,958 (yelling) 804 00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:02,916 Freaking loser. 805 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,041 Pass the bird, turkey. 806 00:40:05,916 --> 00:40:06,583 I'm not a little wimp 807 00:40:06,583 --> 00:40:07,583 like big Steve here. 808 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:10,208 I crave heat and I crave pain. 809 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:11,541 Darren, wait! 810 00:40:13,041 --> 00:40:13,708 Hear my words. 811 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:15,916 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 812 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,500 Let it cool down, man. 813 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:23,125 (sizzling) 814 00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:29,333 Not bad. 815 00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:38,166 Hey, garbage man. 816 00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:39,666 You're a big time idiot. 817 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,250 (dramatic music) 818 00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,000 What is it? 819 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:46,708 What? 820 00:40:49,041 --> 00:40:51,875 General Chugga, get over here. 821 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,708 Hey, Melgosia, what's going on? 822 00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:07,416 Your old dungeon buddy 823 00:41:07,416 --> 00:41:09,541 Steve has betrayed us. 824 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:10,666 Well that's a bummer. 825 00:41:11,166 --> 00:41:13,083 The orb is with four roundlings. 826 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:16,166 My spies tell me he has taken them to his 827 00:41:16,166 --> 00:41:17,333 lava chicken shack. 828 00:41:17,666 --> 00:41:18,500 No way. 829 00:41:18,833 --> 00:41:20,250 I love that place. 830 00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:21,583 La la la lava. 831 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:22,875 Chachachaching chicken. 832 00:41:22,916 --> 00:41:23,666 Shut up. 833 00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:24,916 Take your finest warriors, 834 00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:26,500 bring me that orb and 835 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,750 kill the roundlings. 836 00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:29,166 So like, you want me to 837 00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:30,458 end his life or whatever? 838 00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:31,833 Are you serious? 839 00:41:32,458 --> 00:41:34,000 What do you think I'm talking about? 840 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:34,791 Okay. 841 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:36,083 I was just kind of 842 00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:37,666 confused there for a second. 843 00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:38,375 (growling) 844 00:41:39,375 --> 00:41:40,208 Take us near the water 845 00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:41,375 so you don't zombify. 846 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,791 Your majesty, I don't 847 00:41:43,791 --> 00:41:44,625 think this is gonna be 848 00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:45,708 enough to go around. 849 00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:46,541 Deal with it. 850 00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:47,583 No worries. 851 00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:50,500 All right, drink up guys. 852 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:52,708 You don't want to zombify up there, 853 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,458 but just tiny sips, okay? 854 00:41:57,791 --> 00:42:00,250 Okay, so how do we find 855 00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:02,000 this woodland mansion thing? 856 00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:04,166 Over the mountains into the dark forest 857 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:06,041 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 858 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:07,833 Massive red shrooms? 859 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:08,125 Mm-hmm. 860 00:42:08,666 --> 00:42:09,625 Oh, red ones. 861 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:12,333 We need to find a real map, Steve. 862 00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,958 This place is dangerous, 863 00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:15,208 and I need to get my brother out of here. 864 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,333 Well, it seems like he's 865 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,375 having a pretty good time. 866 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:19,541 Look, your brother has a gift. 867 00:42:19,541 --> 00:42:20,291 You know that, right? 868 00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:22,333 You should let him explore it. 869 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:23,708 Creativity in this 870 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:24,750 world is key to survival. 871 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:26,750 Okay, well in the real world, 872 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,833 things are a little bit different. 873 00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:30,541 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 874 00:42:30,958 --> 00:42:32,375 they sit at the bummer lunch table, 875 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,125 and they get bullied. 876 00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:34,041 (chuckles) 877 00:42:34,416 --> 00:42:35,250 Don't I know it. 878 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:36,000 Do you even realize 879 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,791 what he did back home? 880 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:38,833 He blew up chugging the chip. 881 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,708 Well, maybe I belong in this rock. 882 00:42:42,416 --> 00:42:43,416 Henry, that's not what I meant. 883 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,958 That's not what I was saying at all. 884 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:48,416 Just so you know, 885 00:42:49,875 --> 00:42:50,708 I'm more of a sister to 886 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:51,666 Hank than he'll ever be. 887 00:42:53,958 --> 00:42:54,041 Yeah. 888 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:57,458 Bighead. 889 00:42:58,125 --> 00:42:58,250 (door slams) 890 00:42:59,541 --> 00:42:59,916 You okay? 891 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:01,458 Fine. 892 00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:03,916 Look, I found one of 893 00:43:03,916 --> 00:43:05,000 these big-headed looking dudes 894 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:05,875 that sells maps. 895 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:06,750 Looks legit. 896 00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:08,250 Come on. 897 00:43:10,458 --> 00:43:11,833 Welcome to the stash. 898 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,083 TNT, firework rockets, 899 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:16,708 also good for propulsion. 900 00:43:17,291 --> 00:43:18,458 Boots of swiftness, 901 00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:20,250 diamond armor, full set, 902 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:22,333 and blades for days. 903 00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:23,958 Everything will need to 904 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,125 make it to Woodland Mansion. 905 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:26,666 Whoa. 906 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,333 Focus loud, bro. 907 00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:33,708 Look, but don't touch. 908 00:43:34,416 --> 00:43:36,125 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 909 00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:42,708 (door creaks) 910 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:47,625 What's this junk? 911 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,000 That is an ender pearl. 912 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,166 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 913 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:54,041 Yeah, right. 914 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:55,000 Not on! 915 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,166 (screams) 916 00:43:57,166 --> 00:44:01,916 And that was the only one I had. 917 00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:02,875 No biggie. 918 00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:05,333 Almost died fighting an enderman for it. 919 00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:07,875 Come with me. 920 00:44:13,416 --> 00:44:15,583 This is a crafting table. 921 00:44:15,875 --> 00:44:16,708 Here's how it works. 922 00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:18,250 You place these elements 923 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:20,541 in different patterns and-- 924 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:21,875 (screams) 925 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,916 You got yourself a sweet blade. 926 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:29,958 You wanna see a blade? 927 00:44:31,458 --> 00:44:32,625 I'll show you a blade. 928 00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:34,416 Yeah. 929 00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,958 (glass shatters) 930 00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:38,500 Hammer. 931 00:44:40,375 --> 00:44:40,583 Good-- 932 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:41,333 (glass shatters) 933 00:44:41,333 --> 00:44:42,041 (sighs) 934 00:44:42,041 --> 00:44:43,666 (laughs) 935 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:44,750 That's okay, bud. 936 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,250 Buckuts are useful here. 937 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,458 Yeah, they're cool, Garrett. 938 00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:49,208 They're like nunchucks. 939 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,333 Yeah, I know. 940 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:51,708 That's why I made them. 941 00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:55,625 They're buckchuckits. 942 00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:57,458 Uh, they're what? 943 00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:02,041 Hey, can I try something else? 944 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,500 Absorutin-tootley. 945 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,958 Bro, you had tots the whole time? 946 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:10,500 Yeah, sorry. 947 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:12,500 (glass shatters) 948 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,583 (screams) 949 00:45:15,041 --> 00:45:16,541 It's a tot launcher. 950 00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:18,375 Dude, you just took 951 00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:19,666 boring junk from the real world 952 00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:20,666 to create something 953 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:22,500 amazing that is next level. 954 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:24,416 Hank, can I play with your 955 00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:25,250 tot launcher when you're done? 956 00:45:25,583 --> 00:45:25,875 Yeah. 957 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:26,750 Sweet. 958 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,666 Hey, Steve, can I 959 00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:29,416 talk to you for a second? 960 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:30,375 Sure thing. 961 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:32,875 (glass shatters) 962 00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:35,708 (glass shatters) 963 00:45:38,416 --> 00:45:38,791 What's up? 964 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,875 You know that note you left with the orb? 965 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:42,250 One about the riches. 966 00:45:43,583 --> 00:45:44,000 I read it. 967 00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:44,625 Yeah. 968 00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:46,500 There's riches everywhere. 969 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,416 Keep a fat stash of 970 00:45:47,416 --> 00:45:48,791 diamonds at the redstone mines. 971 00:45:49,208 --> 00:45:50,500 So this treasure load is on 972 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,500 the way to this mansion place. 973 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:52,791 Not really. 974 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,166 It's a major detour. 975 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:55,416 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 976 00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:57,458 I'm gonna keep it simple for you, Steve. 977 00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:00,833 No diamonds. 978 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:02,458 No orb. 979 00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:05,916 You smell what I'm stepping in. 980 00:46:11,541 --> 00:46:16,333 We need a map. 981 00:46:24,458 --> 00:46:24,666 Ned. 982 00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:26,166 It's on. 983 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:27,750 Something's going down. 984 00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:43,083 (dramatic music) 985 00:46:46,541 --> 00:46:50,416 All right, guys. 986 00:46:50,750 --> 00:46:52,708 Just start trashing their purges. 987 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:54,500 Villagers hate that. 988 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,875 (woman screams) 989 00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:13,458 (dramatic music) 990 00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:18,166 (man screams) 991 00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:25,000 Who are these guys? 992 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:25,333 England. 993 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:26,958 They must react to the orb. 994 00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:30,500 Hey, Steve. 995 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:32,791 What's going on, dude? 996 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:33,833 Crap. 997 00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:35,166 Shroomless. 998 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:37,500 I'm really sorry that I have to 999 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:39,125 annihilate you and stuff. 1000 00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:40,333 (man screams) 1001 00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:42,041 Malcolm should double-cross me. 1002 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:44,916 We just need that orb thingy. 1003 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:45,750 You rode this guy? 1004 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,833 Yeah, we used to get 1005 00:47:46,833 --> 00:47:48,000 into some dungeon stuff. 1006 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,083 He seems nice, but he's a cat. 1007 00:47:50,416 --> 00:47:52,583 Wow, you look good, bro hammer. 1008 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,958 You lose some weight. 1009 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:55,416 Stand back, boys. 1010 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,166 This peak is mine. 1011 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:57,750 No. 1012 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,291 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 1013 00:48:02,583 --> 00:48:03,583 This peak is mine. 1014 00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:12,958 Steve! 1015 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,000 (man screams) 1016 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:30,416 We have to get to Henry. 1017 00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,458 Do you think we can take these guys? 1018 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:32,458 You are? 1019 00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:35,583 Yeah, you got me feeling. 1020 00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:41,875 (dramatic music) 1021 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:43,750 Feeling like I'm everything 1022 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:46,708 I hide my love in the hot sunshine 1023 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,625 I feel like I'm alive 1024 00:48:48,833 --> 00:48:50,291 Everybody's loving it 1025 00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:52,000 I'm having fun with it 1026 00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:53,458 Like a rock star 1027 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:54,958 Like a rocket ship 1028 00:48:56,916 --> 00:48:58,583 It's got me feeling brand new 1029 00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:02,000 It's got me feeling brand new 1030 00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:06,375 It's got me feeling brand new 1031 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,000 It's got me feeling brand new 1032 00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:09,125 Feeling brand new 1033 00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:12,125 You can do it 1034 00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:14,750 Watch me move up, down, start to fly 1035 00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:16,416 Nice move, bro. 1036 00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:19,875 Sorry. 1037 00:49:22,541 --> 00:49:23,833 It's got me feeling brand new 1038 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:27,083 It's got me feeling brand new 1039 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:30,125 Can we feel it brand new 1040 00:49:31,791 --> 00:49:33,291 It's got me feeling brand new 1041 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,625 The party's over, bud. 1042 00:49:36,833 --> 00:49:37,916 Just give me the orb. 1043 00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:40,041 Let me do something, let me do something. 1044 00:49:40,916 --> 00:49:42,083 It's got me feeling brand new 1045 00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:44,583 Ninja roll. 1046 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:47,833 What happened? 1047 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:49,833 I saved your butt, that's what happened. 1048 00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:51,083 He begs me later. 1049 00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:52,750 We gotta get to the rampart. 1050 00:49:53,041 --> 00:49:53,583 Follow me! 1051 00:49:55,375 --> 00:49:58,375 (explosion) 1052 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:02,208 Henry! 1053 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,416 Matt, we have to go now. 1054 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,000 Don, I can't help 1055 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,375 leaving, he's my entire family. 1056 00:50:09,375 --> 00:50:10,500 We need you alive. 1057 00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:11,375 Okay, well meet him back 1058 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,083 at the Woodland mansion. 1059 00:50:12,333 --> 00:50:13,833 We gotta go find him back, Doc, come on! 1060 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:17,458 Garrett, what about Natalie? 1061 00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:18,458 We'll meet her at the mansion. 1062 00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:28,458 (dramatic music) 1063 00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:32,500 Oh great, now what? 1064 00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:35,166 Electro wing suits. 1065 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:38,750 Whoa! 1066 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,000 Head for those mountains! 1067 00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:40,666 I thought we were going 1068 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:41,458 to the Woodland mansion. 1069 00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:42,625 Hey, don't talk back to your elders. 1070 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:43,416 But-- Bye bye. 1071 00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:45,291 (explosion) 1072 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:47,541 (screaming) 1073 00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:50,375 Those things work right? 1074 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:51,250 Absolutely. 1075 00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,250 (screaming) 1076 00:50:55,416 --> 00:50:56,666 (explosion) 1077 00:50:57,458 --> 00:50:57,625 Whoopsie! 1078 00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:00,666 Check it out, I'm late! 1079 00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:02,000 Yeah! 1080 00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:05,541 (laughing) 1081 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 Buenos dias, wish me to see you later. 1082 00:51:10,541 --> 00:51:11,541 (screaming) 1083 00:51:14,125 --> 00:51:16,500 I thought I'd grab three, wait for me! 1084 00:51:18,833 --> 00:51:19,000 (screaming) 1085 00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:19,791 Coming in hot! 1086 00:51:20,416 --> 00:51:21,333 (explosion) 1087 00:51:21,333 --> 00:51:28,375 (rock music) 1088 00:51:28,375 --> 00:51:30,000 (screaming) 1089 00:51:30,541 --> 00:51:32,416 No, no way, dude! 1090 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:34,208 They're doing my hair! 1091 00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:35,750 Just relax, let my hips 1092 00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:37,583 guide you, it's the only way! 1093 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:38,208 What? 1094 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,500 All I've got to think 1095 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,041 of ain't much better 1096 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,250 You're so mean, but 1097 00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:47,250 Think you're the one 1098 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:48,541 Hey, we'll have a 1099 00:51:48,541 --> 00:51:50,083 better chance if we split up! 1100 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:53,666 (screaming) 1101 00:51:53,666 --> 00:52:00,458 (explosion) (screaming) 1102 00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:03,916 (screaming) 1103 00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:05,750 (explosion) 1104 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:06,375 (screaming) 1105 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:08,916 Get out of here, you stupid pig! 1106 00:52:09,708 --> 00:52:10,833 (screaming) 1107 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,166 (explosion) 1108 00:52:12,166 --> 00:52:15,041 (screaming) 1109 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:22,333 (explosion) 1110 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:27,500 (screaming) 1111 00:52:29,291 --> 00:52:37,250 We got hot riders there at three o'clock! 1112 00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:42,041 (explosion) 1113 00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:48,708 We're boxed in! 1114 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:50,125 Head for the tunnel! 1115 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:52,000 We're not gonna fit! 1116 00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:53,083 We're too chunky! 1117 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:54,875 We're gonna have to go nose to toes! 1118 00:52:55,208 --> 00:52:56,041 Full man sandwich! 1119 00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:58,416 What? No, I'm not gonna do that! 1120 00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,500 I'm ordering you to 1121 00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,083 make a full man sandwich! 1122 00:53:01,416 --> 00:53:01,833 Okay! 1123 00:53:03,166 --> 00:53:05,250 (screaming) 1124 00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,458 Oh my god! 1125 00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:07,958 Yeah! 1126 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:13,958 Dang it, a lava bucket! 1127 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:14,833 Okay! 1128 00:53:15,708 --> 00:53:16,166 Tighten up! 1129 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:16,875 What? 1130 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:17,791 There's still some 1131 00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:19,375 negative space back there! 1132 00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:20,333 We both know it! 1133 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:22,000 I'm trying to close the gaps! 1134 00:53:22,041 --> 00:53:23,541 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety! 1135 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,750 I understand! 1136 00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:27,583 (explosion) 1137 00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:34,416 (screaming) 1138 00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:40,000 (explosion) 1139 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:43,250 (screaming) 1140 00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:45,625 Get out of here, stupid pig! 1141 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,958 Get out of here! 1142 00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:56,083 (screaming) 1143 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:56,875 Help me! 1144 00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:00,875 Oh crap! 1145 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,250 (screaming) 1146 00:54:05,250 --> 00:54:10,916 (screaming) 1147 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:12,875 Don't worry! 1148 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,125 I'm gonna cushion our 1149 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:15,375 fall with this water bucket! 1150 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,500 (screaming) 1151 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,791 (explosion) 1152 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:24,666 (screaming) 1153 00:54:25,083 --> 00:54:28,875 You couldn't really fight, Matt! 1154 00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:29,666 You were kicking butt! 1155 00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:30,500 Thanks, I have no 1156 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,666 idea where it came from! 1157 00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:32,333 There he is! 1158 00:54:32,333 --> 00:54:33,000 He's getting away! 1159 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,083 Hey, get back here! 1160 00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:34,875 We need a map! 1161 00:54:34,916 --> 00:54:35,791 First we need a boat! 1162 00:54:36,125 --> 00:54:37,125 Okay, okay, uh. 1163 00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:38,000 Okay, hurry! 1164 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:40,416 The map guy's falling away! 1165 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:42,500 (laughing) 1166 00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:45,166 Full magic! 1167 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:48,000 (explosion) 1168 00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:49,541 Mm-hmm. 1169 00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:50,791 Matt, that's the 1170 00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:51,916 worst boat I've ever seen. 1171 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,833 I'm sorry, I have no idea what I'm doing. 1172 00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:54,583 Forget it! 1173 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:55,375 Let's go, come on! 1174 00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:00,833 (dramatic music) 1175 00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,375 (screaming) 1176 00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:09,708 (groaning) 1177 00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:09,750 (explosion) 1178 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:14,333 (groaning) 1179 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:17,208 Oh no, not again! 1180 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:20,416 Oh, I am so sorry! 1181 00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,041 Oh my God, are you all right? 1182 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:25,291 Oh my God, oh my God, are you all right? 1183 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:29,583 Your head is huge! 1184 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,541 Ah. 1185 00:55:31,375 --> 00:55:32,875 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 1186 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:35,208 Because everyone wants to sue me 1187 00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:35,958 once I hit them with 1188 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,166 my Jeep Grand Cherokee! 1189 00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:38,166 Ah. 1190 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,208 Oh my, how about this? 1191 00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:42,416 What if I just take you to dinner? 1192 00:55:43,833 --> 00:55:44,750 Would you like to go to dinner? 1193 00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:45,583 Ha. 1194 00:55:47,916 --> 00:55:49,083 You got some talking to do, buddy. 1195 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:50,458 Hank and I want some answers. 1196 00:55:50,875 --> 00:55:52,000 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs 1197 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,625 and why is my beard so like, gorgonzola? 1198 00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:54,708 Yeah, and who said evil sorcerers 1199 00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:55,416 you were talking about? 1200 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:55,708 Look! 1201 00:55:56,833 --> 00:55:57,791 The sorceress is a 1202 00:55:57,791 --> 00:55:59,333 pigling queen called Nalgosia. 1203 00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:00,375 Those are her minions. 1204 00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:02,500 She rules over them in a dark 1205 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,708 hellscape called the Nether. 1206 00:56:04,625 --> 00:56:06,500 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 1207 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,708 in my front pocket, okay? 1208 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:10,166 It's my best friend's 1209 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,125 favorite snacky snack. 1210 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,041 My best friend Dennis. 1211 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:18,083 Nalgosia's path to villainy 1212 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,916 started the way these things often do. 1213 00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:22,583 During the semi-finals of 1214 00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:24,000 the Nether's Got Talent. 1215 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:28,000 (upbeat music) 1216 00:56:28,541 --> 00:56:30,416 Young Nalgosia always dreamed 1217 00:56:30,416 --> 00:56:32,375 of being a world-class dancer. 1218 00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:36,041 Her moves were pretty out there. 1219 00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:39,000 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 1220 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:40,708 (all screaming) 1221 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:43,791 It crushed her. 1222 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,041 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 1223 00:56:47,791 --> 00:56:49,333 You deserve to fail. 1224 00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:52,500 Creativity will never make you happy, 1225 00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:53,958 but you know what will? 1226 00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:55,000 Goal. 1227 00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:57,125 Now go find some. 1228 00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,333 So from that day forward, 1229 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:01,458 she denounced all forms of creativity. 1230 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:05,000 If she ever gets that orb, 1231 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:06,750 she'll block out the sun. 1232 00:57:07,583 --> 00:57:08,666 Netherward will flourish. 1233 00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:10,666 This beautiful world and everything in it 1234 00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:11,791 will wither and die. 1235 00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:12,916 And you were gonna give it to her? 1236 00:57:13,666 --> 00:57:14,083 Great idea. 1237 00:57:14,791 --> 00:57:16,125 I'm not gonna give it to her, 1238 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,208 but I need that orb for leverage. 1239 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:19,791 Gotta save Dennis. 1240 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:21,250 Come. 1241 00:57:24,333 --> 00:57:25,500 Woodland Mansion is just 1242 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:26,750 beyond the Redstone Mountains. 1243 00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:29,500 We can go over or through. 1244 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:31,000 Whatever's fastest. 1245 00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:34,625 Through will be faster. 1246 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:38,458 (growling) 1247 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,083 General Chungus, you have 1248 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:45,958 failed me for the last time. 1249 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:47,875 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 1250 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:50,333 Ah, bring out the beast. 1251 00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:54,125 What do you mean you just 1252 00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:55,250 have to put the bride in? 1253 00:57:55,625 --> 00:57:56,708 Well, he's a big deal. 1254 00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:57,500 Get it done. 1255 00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,416 Look, everybody knows 1256 00:57:59,416 --> 00:58:00,875 it wasn't my best day, 1257 00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:02,125 but I'm really trying 1258 00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:03,291 to set some new goals. 1259 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:07,375 (growling) 1260 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:10,625 (laughing) 1261 00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:17,458 The bright hawk, my ultimate weapon. 1262 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:23,208 There it is. 1263 00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:27,708 Can't help it. 1264 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,458 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1265 00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,291 (laughing) 1266 00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:34,583 Well done. 1267 00:58:35,125 --> 00:58:36,000 Now find the 1268 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,166 roundlings and bring me the orb. 1269 00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:40,083 (growling) 1270 00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:43,916 We are so lost. 1271 00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:52,791 My one job was to 1272 00:58:52,791 --> 00:58:54,333 protect Henry and I blew it. 1273 00:58:55,541 --> 00:58:57,583 I just promised my mom I'd never let 1274 00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:58,708 anything happen to him. 1275 00:58:59,500 --> 00:59:00,375 I guess I'm just not cut 1276 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:02,000 out for this parenting stuff. 1277 00:59:03,208 --> 00:59:08,333 I just wish I could've been a kid 1278 00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:10,000 for a little bit longer, you know? 1279 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:11,583 I just have that feeling 1280 00:59:11,583 --> 00:59:12,750 like I could've done anything. 1281 00:59:13,208 --> 00:59:13,666 I hear you. 1282 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,416 Being a grownup sucks. 1283 00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:18,250 You got all these responsibilities 1284 00:59:18,583 --> 00:59:20,333 and you just stopped chasing your dreams. 1285 00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:25,000 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1286 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:30,250 (growling) 1287 00:59:30,250 --> 00:59:34,583 (screaming) 1288 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:36,000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, 1289 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,291 wait, hold up, hold up. 1290 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:38,750 Let's just calm down. 1291 00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:42,166 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1292 00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:44,333 Yeah? 1293 00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:45,708 You like bones? 1294 00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:48,708 I bet you like bones 1295 00:59:48,708 --> 00:59:50,666 as you go, as you do. 1296 00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:52,250 (gasping) Yes? 1297 00:59:54,041 --> 00:59:56,166 Oh, aren't you a beautiful one? 1298 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,541 Yes you are. 1299 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,166 I'll get you, girl. 1300 01:00:00,125 --> 01:00:02,083 I cannot believe you just did that. 1301 01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:03,000 (crashing) 1302 01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:03,375 What? 1303 01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:06,333 Dennis? 1304 01:00:07,666 --> 01:00:08,708 Steve's Dennis? 1305 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,541 (grunting) Can you take us to him? 1306 01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:14,416 (grunting) 1307 01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:17,375 Oh, Nat, I think this might be our way 1308 01:00:17,375 --> 01:00:18,333 to the Woodland Mansion. 1309 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,000 (screaming) 1310 01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:21,750 Let's follow that pooch. 1311 01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:26,291 Right this way, gentlemen. 1312 01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:28,333 Woo hoo hoo! 1313 01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:30,166 Looky, looky here. 1314 01:00:30,958 --> 01:00:32,791 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1315 01:00:34,583 --> 01:00:35,666 See that glowy stuff? 1316 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:36,958 That's Redstone. 1317 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:38,333 It conducts energy. 1318 01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:40,000 Can build some crazy 1319 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,291 contraptions with it. 1320 01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:44,791 Thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1321 01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:47,208 Easy, big dog, they're here. 1322 01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:48,583 But be careful. 1323 01:00:49,166 --> 01:00:51,333 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1324 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,291 Can't for the life of me 1325 01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:54,250 remember where they are. 1326 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:55,125 (crashing) 1327 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,208 (whimpering) 1328 01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:02,500 (screaming) 1329 01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:11,000 (screaming) 1330 01:01:11,125 --> 01:01:15,750 Ha, here it is. 1331 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:16,791 Thanks, Garrett. 1332 01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:18,583 Yeah. 1333 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:20,791 (laughing) 1334 01:01:21,375 --> 01:01:23,583 Yes, we're diamonds. 1335 01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:25,958 That's what I'm talking about. 1336 01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:28,500 Steve delivers the goods. 1337 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,833 Did you guys plan this? 1338 01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:31,958 I'm sorry, Henry. 1339 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:33,250 Woo! 1340 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:34,500 Yeah! 1341 01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:35,625 I'm not. 1342 01:01:36,833 --> 01:01:37,375 (crashing) 1343 01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:38,125 Yeah. 1344 01:01:38,833 --> 01:01:39,500 What the heck, man? 1345 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:40,666 Overlax. 1346 01:01:40,708 --> 01:01:42,000 Not only could be at the mansion already. 1347 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,500 Too far? 1348 01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:48,500 Oh no. 1349 01:01:49,833 --> 01:01:50,500 Neither what? 1350 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:52,333 What does that mean? 1351 01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:53,750 (screaming) 1352 01:01:56,416 --> 01:01:57,416 (crashing) 1353 01:01:58,333 --> 01:02:00,416 Oh, the Great Hawk! 1354 01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:02,583 She finally put the brain in. 1355 01:02:02,958 --> 01:02:04,166 Run for the minecarts! 1356 01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:07,166 (screaming) 1357 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:12,000 Here, Henry, here! 1358 01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:16,083 (screaming) 1359 01:02:17,666 --> 01:02:18,958 If memory serves, I've 1360 01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:20,000 built a kick-ass safe 1361 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,166 for him just up ahead. 1362 01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:22,916 (crashing) 1363 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:23,375 Whoa. 1364 01:02:23,916 --> 01:02:25,041 (crashing) 1365 01:02:26,041 --> 01:02:27,291 Dang it, my torch blew out! 1366 01:02:27,875 --> 01:02:28,500 Why are we stopping? 1367 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:30,416 We're a husky load, gents. 1368 01:02:30,416 --> 01:02:32,125 We're gonna need a redstone boost fast. 1369 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:33,666 What's that sound? 1370 01:02:35,541 --> 01:02:36,041 (crashing) 1371 01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:36,708 Crap! 1372 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:38,500 My creeper farm. 1373 01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:43,458 What kind of idiot 1374 01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:44,458 would breathe these things? 1375 01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:47,916 (growling) 1376 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:51,000 Up ahead, look! 1377 01:02:51,416 --> 01:02:54,125 We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1378 01:02:54,791 --> 01:02:55,958 Garrett, you gotta send this message. 1379 01:02:56,208 --> 01:02:56,916 Get him and push! 1380 01:02:58,208 --> 01:02:58,416 Okay. 1381 01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:00,208 Okay. 1382 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:02,875 (growling) 1383 01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:07,041 Go, Garrett, go fast, man! 1384 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:09,125 We're not gonna beat this! 1385 01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:11,416 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1386 01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:13,208 Start us laughing, Hank! 1387 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,708 (crashing) 1388 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000 Garrett, get in! 1389 01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:20,541 He's right behind us! 1390 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:28,750 (growling) 1391 01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:31,500 (growling) 1392 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:36,166 (screaming) 1393 01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:43,500 Woo hoo! 1394 01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:44,916 Yeah! 1395 01:03:46,291 --> 01:03:46,916 Woo hoo! 1396 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:53,416 Nice work, Gar-Gar, your little detour 1397 01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:54,500 almost got us killed. 1398 01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:56,083 I'm a liar, so dramatic. 1399 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:57,291 We're still alive. 1400 01:03:57,541 --> 01:03:58,625 What's your problem, man? 1401 01:03:59,041 --> 01:04:00,416 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1402 01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:01,500 I swear, you were 1403 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:02,833 literally the most selfish person 1404 01:04:02,833 --> 01:04:03,500 I've ever met. 1405 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,333 Whatever, I need them, okay? 1406 01:04:06,541 --> 01:04:07,333 I need the diamonds, 1407 01:04:07,583 --> 01:04:08,416 because I need the money, 1408 01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:09,208 because I'm broke. 1409 01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:11,875 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1410 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,833 My life sucks, kid, all right? 1411 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,375 I'm a frickin' loser. 1412 01:04:18,625 --> 01:04:19,666 Here, I said it. 1413 01:04:20,458 --> 01:04:21,166 I know it looks like I got 1414 01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:22,041 it all put together, right? 1415 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,666 I'm smart, funny, bilingual, 1416 01:04:26,541 --> 01:04:28,375 el homble, tu un el faulto. 1417 01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:33,416 That's not the reality. 1418 01:04:35,416 --> 01:04:36,166 I'm not doing well. 1419 01:04:37,083 --> 01:04:37,541 I'm bad. 1420 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:40,500 I'm washed up, Hank, and 1421 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:41,458 I'm gonna lose everything. 1422 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,083 And that's not the worst part. 1423 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:46,750 I'm alone. 1424 01:04:48,375 --> 01:04:48,625 You're alone. 1425 01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:51,000 I was your friend. 1426 01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:57,333 Sorry about your finances. 1427 01:04:58,958 --> 01:04:59,625 Shut up, Steve. 1428 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:04,708 (upbeat music) 1429 01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:10,375 (laughing) 1430 01:05:14,583 --> 01:05:14,791 Hank. 1431 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:18,500 (laughing) 1432 01:05:21,708 --> 01:05:23,416 Oh, no, it's possible. 1433 01:05:27,708 --> 01:05:29,458 You know, I gotta tell 1434 01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,333 you, I'm having a great time. 1435 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,708 I recently got divorced 1436 01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:36,041 from my husband Clemente, 1437 01:05:36,458 --> 01:05:40,083 and the main reason is, you know, 1438 01:05:40,083 --> 01:05:42,166 he didn't have any personality. 1439 01:05:44,416 --> 01:05:45,083 Not like you. 1440 01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:47,500 Are you finished? 1441 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:49,541 No, I think he's Swedish. 1442 01:05:49,541 --> 01:05:51,583 But we're done with our meal. 1443 01:05:54,208 --> 01:05:56,458 There it is, the Woodland Mansion. 1444 01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:57,500 We're gonna get in 1445 01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,750 there, get the Earth Crystal, 1446 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,083 and get you guys home. 1447 01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:01,166 Follow me. 1448 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:03,083 Check this out. 1449 01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:05,000 Let's do this. 1450 01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:07,125 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1451 01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:09,458 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1452 01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:11,375 The first floor is 1453 01:06:11,375 --> 01:06:12,708 loaded with vindicators. 1454 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:14,916 Axe murderers, basically. 1455 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:16,625 Why is it third floor on the first floor? 1456 01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:17,416 I'm very confused. 1457 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,541 I was trying to make three floors, 1458 01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:20,250 but I didn't have time 1459 01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:21,375 to make like a doll house. 1460 01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:24,291 The second floor crawls with evokers. 1461 01:06:25,041 --> 01:06:26,875 They wield powerful dark magic. 1462 01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:28,791 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1463 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,000 Garrett, stop talking. 1464 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,000 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1465 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:32,791 Bro, how long you been mad at me for? 1466 01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:33,833 I just got mad at you. 1467 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:35,708 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1468 01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:37,000 But I accidentally stole the 1469 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:37,750 worm while you were crafting. 1470 01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:40,458 Are we cool now? 1471 01:06:41,125 --> 01:06:42,500 You are literally the worst 1472 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,250 person in the entire world. 1473 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,750 Guys, both of you, 1474 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:46,750 eyes on my demonstration. 1475 01:06:47,916 --> 01:06:50,125 Third floor, houses the loot chamber. 1476 01:06:50,958 --> 01:06:52,291 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1477 01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:54,250 but it's guarded by endemine. 1478 01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:56,000 Whatever you do, do 1479 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,291 not look them in the eye. 1480 01:06:57,541 --> 01:06:58,791 They'll fry your brains out. 1481 01:06:59,250 --> 01:06:59,958 Okay, well I could build 1482 01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:01,000 stairs to the second floor, 1483 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:01,916 sneak in through the window, 1484 01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:02,875 and snag the Earth Crystal. 1485 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,333 That's a great idea, Hank. 1486 01:07:04,666 --> 01:07:05,500 But to pull it off, 1487 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,083 we're gonna need a 1488 01:07:06,083 --> 01:07:07,166 pretty sweet diversion. 1489 01:07:08,416 --> 01:07:09,458 You know what could work on these guys? 1490 01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:10,958 It sounds crazy. 1491 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:11,875 Hit me. 1492 01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:14,333 (upbeat music) 1493 01:07:14,333 --> 01:07:16,416 (cheering) 1494 01:07:18,416 --> 01:07:20,708 Someone order a saxophone birthday party? 1495 01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:22,666 (growling) 1496 01:07:22,666 --> 01:07:23,708 (laughing) 1497 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:25,500 Looks like it's everyone's birthday. 1498 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:26,250 Hit it. 1499 01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:28,250 (imitating drumming) 1500 01:07:28,958 --> 01:07:30,416 Friendship is the wish you make 1501 01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:31,416 When you're blowing out the 1502 01:07:31,416 --> 01:07:32,583 candles on your birthday cake 1503 01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:34,708 Don't be a bully and don't be a boo 1504 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,875 Time to put on your birthday suit 1505 01:07:37,208 --> 01:07:38,000 Today is the best, 1506 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000 it's the day you will horn 1507 01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:41,250 Time for us to blow the birthday horn 1508 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:42,708 (humming) 1509 01:07:47,916 --> 01:07:51,416 (growling) 1510 01:07:51,416 --> 01:07:55,416 (growling) 1511 01:07:55,416 --> 01:08:09,333 (suspenseful music) (growling) 1512 01:08:09,333 --> 01:08:10,666 (growling) 1513 01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:14,708 (suspenseful music) 1514 01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:16,000 (growling) 1515 01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:32,000 (suspenseful music) 1516 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,458 (growling) 1517 01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:39,166 (suspenseful music) 1518 01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:45,416 You gotta be kidding me. 1519 01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:47,416 (suspenseful music) 1520 01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:48,666 You got this, Darkheart! 1521 01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:51,166 Reach down, Jeeves! 1522 01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:54,000 You're the sharkless kitten, I love ya! 1523 01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:55,416 Come on, Steve. 1524 01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:56,333 It's some kind of 1525 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:58,041 sadistic vindicator fight club. 1526 01:08:58,875 --> 01:08:59,500 I've heard of these, 1527 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:00,500 but I've never seen one. 1528 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:01,916 They want me to fight the chicken? 1529 01:09:02,291 --> 01:09:02,500 Wait! 1530 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:04,916 It's a fight to the death, kid! 1531 01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:08,250 (suspenseful music) 1532 01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:22,416 (growling) 1533 01:09:22,416 --> 01:09:24,750 (laughing) 1534 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,500 Chicken Draki! 1535 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:31,666 (screaming) 1536 01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:35,583 (suspenseful music) 1537 01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:37,708 Watch out! 1538 01:09:40,250 --> 01:09:40,500 (suspenseful music) 1539 01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:42,000 Get them away from your face! 1540 01:09:42,916 --> 01:09:45,500 (screaming) 1541 01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:48,833 (suspenseful music) 1542 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,500 (suspenseful music) 1543 01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:19,833 (screaming) 1544 01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:33,916 Finally. 1545 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:43,750 (suspenseful music) 1546 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:49,458 (growling) 1547 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:52,416 (growling) 1548 01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:53,458 (gasping) 1549 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,833 (growling) 1550 01:10:57,833 --> 01:11:00,083 (growling) 1551 01:11:00,083 --> 01:11:05,583 (screaming) 1552 01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:05,916 (screaming) 1553 01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:06,708 Help me, help me! 1554 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:11,666 (growling) 1555 01:11:11,666 --> 01:11:18,375 (crying) 1556 01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:21,125 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1557 01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:22,875 Don't fall for it, Gaga! 1558 01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:25,041 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1559 01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:27,041 What kind of demon are you? 1560 01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:29,375 You're a cute little bugger face. 1561 01:11:29,875 --> 01:11:31,875 I'm just gonna pet your little head. 1562 01:11:34,166 --> 01:11:35,125 (screaming) 1563 01:11:35,125 --> 01:11:40,291 (suspenseful music) 1564 01:11:42,458 --> 01:11:44,375 You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1565 01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:45,791 Just give up. 1566 01:11:46,041 --> 01:11:48,000 The over-road doesn't need you, Henry. 1567 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:48,458 Give up. 1568 01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:49,375 Neither do I. 1569 01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:51,583 This is all your fault, Henry. 1570 01:11:52,208 --> 01:11:53,375 Everything you do, anybody. 1571 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:56,583 This doesn't trash demon. 1572 01:11:57,083 --> 01:11:59,166 Just give up, little scepter. 1573 01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:05,208 (growling) 1574 01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:09,250 (screaming) 1575 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:17,208 I'm coming! 1576 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,000 (growling) 1577 01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:21,375 No! 1578 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:22,958 Take your time! 1579 01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:29,166 (screaming) 1580 01:12:41,875 --> 01:12:43,708 You saved my life. 1581 01:12:53,291 --> 01:12:54,500 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1582 01:12:54,916 --> 01:12:55,666 (screaming) 1583 01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:59,000 Hank, did you get the Earth Crystal? 1584 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:00,833 Yeah, I got it. 1585 01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:02,208 Let's get out of this hellhole! 1586 01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:08,875 (suspenseful music) 1587 01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:14,541 Where do you think you're going? 1588 01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:16,416 It's her! 1589 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,125 You dummies! 1590 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:19,833 You really thought you 1591 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:21,416 could defeat my great Hulk? 1592 01:13:22,708 --> 01:13:25,125 News flash, I built a new one. 1593 01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:27,458 (growling) 1594 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:28,458 Now go, sir! 1595 01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:30,291 Your reign is over! 1596 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:31,666 You're wrong. 1597 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:33,416 It's just beginning. 1598 01:13:35,416 --> 01:13:36,500 (growling) 1599 01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:37,708 No! 1600 01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:39,875 No! 1601 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:42,041 Kill them! 1602 01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:44,083 We have work to do. 1603 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:46,833 Goodbye, Steve! 1604 01:13:48,041 --> 01:13:48,333 (laughing) 1605 01:13:53,708 --> 01:13:55,041 Seeker piglins, they're 1606 01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:56,583 gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1607 01:13:57,041 --> 01:13:57,708 Sir, Hank. 1608 01:13:58,333 --> 01:13:58,541 What? 1609 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,708 (screaming) 1610 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:05,083 Yeah! 1611 01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:06,666 Slime cube! 1612 01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:17,666 Come on, Garrett, drop! 1613 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:19,375 No, Steve, get him out of here! 1614 01:14:19,958 --> 01:14:20,625 Go, Hank! 1615 01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:22,458 Save your sister and get home! 1616 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,250 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1617 01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:25,625 No, get him home, Steve! 1618 01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:27,791 Tell my story in song! 1619 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,000 Keep it metal, keep it heavy. 1620 01:14:30,625 --> 01:14:31,250 Real instruments. 1621 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:32,875 (growling) 1622 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:37,666 Besides, I love the house. 1623 01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:40,416 Spanky! 1624 01:14:42,125 --> 01:14:45,333 (screaming) 1625 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:52,333 (exploding) 1626 01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:54,375 No! 1627 01:14:59,583 --> 01:15:00,666 We're going down! 1628 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:01,750 No! 1629 01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:03,916 Race for impact! 1630 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,958 (screaming) 1631 01:15:17,541 --> 01:15:17,875 Dennis. 1632 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,083 (laughing) 1633 01:15:24,250 --> 01:15:24,291 Dennis? 1634 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:24,958 Yes? 1635 01:15:26,250 --> 01:15:26,500 Dennis! 1636 01:15:27,250 --> 01:15:28,458 Oh, it's you! 1637 01:15:28,833 --> 01:15:29,958 It's really you! 1638 01:15:31,791 --> 01:15:34,416 (laughing) 1639 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:36,166 Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, 1640 01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:40,083 Oh, how'd you find me? 1641 01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:41,416 He's one heck of a wolf. 1642 01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,416 He led us right to you guys. 1643 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:44,833 Now I understand why you 1644 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:45,666 kept yourself so filthy 1645 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:46,833 and smelly so Dennis 1646 01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:48,000 could find you one day. 1647 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:50,083 Is he okay? 1648 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:50,958 He's fine. 1649 01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:52,125 He's just resting. 1650 01:15:53,125 --> 01:15:53,333 Good. 1651 01:15:54,041 --> 01:15:55,458 It's a pretty rough crash landing. 1652 01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:58,083 Wait a minute, where are we? 1653 01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:04,666 You guys both hate this? 1654 01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:07,333 Y'all, we're not messing around. 1655 01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:08,958 We got the silk touch. 1656 01:16:08,958 --> 01:16:09,708 No luck, er! 1657 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:10,625 (splashing) 1658 01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:12,666 All right. 1659 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,750 I was so afraid that I lost you. 1660 01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:20,208 I was so afraid that I lost you too. 1661 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,250 I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1662 01:16:27,791 --> 01:16:32,958 (screaming) 1663 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:36,000 We think all about dark in the overworld 1664 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:38,625 Nether what will spread like wildfire 1665 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:41,500 Then all its gold will be ours 1666 01:16:57,333 --> 01:16:57,583 (screaming) 1667 01:16:57,583 --> 01:17:00,750 (screaming) 1668 01:17:08,375 --> 01:17:09,833 Get in front of me! 1669 01:17:11,791 --> 01:17:12,708 (explosion) 1670 01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:14,125 It has begun. 1671 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:15,875 The great darkening. 1672 01:17:16,958 --> 01:17:18,708 Melgosa's gathering all her forces. 1673 01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:20,583 She will destroy this land. 1674 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:24,000 Unless we go get that orb. 1675 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:25,750 Well, what are we doing here? 1676 01:17:27,583 --> 01:17:28,916 Let's go fight some pigs. 1677 01:17:29,500 --> 01:17:29,833 I'm ready. 1678 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:31,541 I'm done with those pigs. 1679 01:17:31,958 --> 01:17:32,500 Yeah, me too. 1680 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:33,916 Let's do it for Gaga. 1681 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,125 First we mine, then we craft. 1682 01:17:37,916 --> 01:17:38,541 Let's Minecraft! 1683 01:17:39,208 --> 01:17:39,500 Fight! 1684 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,041 One, two, three. 1685 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,208 Get the orb! 1686 01:17:42,666 --> 01:17:43,291 What are you saying? 1687 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:43,541 Minecraft. 1688 01:17:43,916 --> 01:17:45,541 We should all say that on three. 1689 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,916 Forget it, there's no time! 1690 01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,791 Show us what you got, Henry. 1691 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,541 Okay, I've got a plan. 1692 01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:52,666 Killer recipes. 1693 01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,000 We're gonna have to move fast. 1694 01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:55,041 Let's get to work. 1695 01:17:56,916 --> 01:17:58,500 First, we're gonna need iron ingots. 1696 01:17:59,166 --> 01:17:59,916 Coming in hot. 1697 01:18:03,416 --> 01:18:03,666 Ow! 1698 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:04,958 Oh yeah! 1699 01:18:06,958 --> 01:18:08,250 We're gonna need the boots of swiftness. 1700 01:18:09,958 --> 01:18:12,458 Time to light this place up. 1701 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,041 Come on, boys. 1702 01:18:16,666 --> 01:18:18,208 Have a nice ride! 1703 01:18:21,500 --> 01:18:21,708 Oh! 1704 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:23,000 Whoa! 1705 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,333 We need a ton of diamonds. 1706 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:33,500 And blades for days. 1707 01:18:37,541 --> 01:18:37,916 You want some, buddy? 1708 01:18:38,875 --> 01:18:41,666 (dramatic music) 1709 01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:44,791 We're ready. 1710 01:18:45,166 --> 01:18:46,541 Let's go save the overworld. 1711 01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:54,291 Listen up, my piggies. 1712 01:18:56,625 --> 01:19:01,125 Today, we take the overworld as ours. 1713 01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:05,625 Attack their villages, burn their homes, 1714 01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:07,791 and their symmetrical files. 1715 01:19:09,041 --> 01:19:11,875 All they have created, we destroy! 1716 01:19:16,916 --> 01:19:18,666 Well, what are you standing around for? 1717 01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:20,166 Get out of here! 1718 01:19:20,416 --> 01:19:22,166 Go on, destroy something! 1719 01:19:24,291 --> 01:19:28,916 (dramatic music) 1720 01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:34,208 Hey, Henry! 1721 01:19:38,791 --> 01:19:41,500 (dramatic music) 1722 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:10,500 (growling) 1723 01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:14,250 News flash, iron golems will 1724 01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:15,875 not attack unless provoked. 1725 01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:17,291 Ha ha ha! 1726 01:20:19,125 --> 01:20:26,500 Real smooth, Travis! 1727 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:29,375 (dramatic music) 1728 01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:40,708 (growling) 1729 01:20:46,458 --> 01:20:46,625 Ready? 1730 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,416 Let's do this. 1731 01:20:58,041 --> 01:21:03,875 Oh, for goodness sake! 1732 01:21:04,541 --> 01:21:06,500 Enjoying the show, are you? 1733 01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:08,458 Get down there and take 1734 01:21:08,458 --> 01:21:09,958 care of those roundlings! 1735 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:12,375 (growling) 1736 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:15,291 (laughing) 1737 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:22,125 Daddy like them pork chops! 1738 01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:24,375 (growling) 1739 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:34,583 (dramatic music) 1740 01:21:35,833 --> 01:21:36,833 Ho ho ho ho! 1741 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:44,791 Okay, Gosh, let's dance. 1742 01:21:45,333 --> 01:21:46,000 Bring it on! 1743 01:21:49,291 --> 01:21:50,083 (screaming) 1744 01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:53,083 Giggity-o! 1745 01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:58,666 (screaming) 1746 01:21:59,625 --> 01:21:59,833 Ha! 1747 01:22:07,291 --> 01:22:08,541 My diamond armor! 1748 01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,125 I think it's hot! 1749 01:22:11,833 --> 01:22:12,000 Friends! 1750 01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:14,458 What is this? 1751 01:22:14,708 --> 01:22:15,166 A great festival! 1752 01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:16,500 (screaming) 1753 01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:18,875 Get off of me! 1754 01:22:21,291 --> 01:22:22,750 Honey, the earth's up there! 1755 01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:28,041 (dramatic music) 1756 01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:37,500 Do it, Henry! 1757 01:22:38,583 --> 01:22:39,000 I got this! 1758 01:22:49,708 --> 01:22:50,541 Go, Henry, go! 1759 01:22:55,250 --> 01:23:01,541 (screaming) 1760 01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:05,666 Hey, Captain Buckcrack! 1761 01:23:07,125 --> 01:23:10,791 I got something for you! 1762 01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:16,291 Get a dence. 1763 01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:28,291 Woo, quick, man, I'm not big! 1764 01:23:29,583 --> 01:23:30,750 Finish this, Henry! 1765 01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:38,000 (growling) 1766 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:38,833 (growling) 1767 01:23:38,833 --> 01:23:42,541 (dramatic music) 1768 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:56,083 Henry! 1769 01:23:59,583 --> 01:23:59,791 Go! 1770 01:24:08,708 --> 01:24:08,750 (dramatic music) 1771 01:24:08,750 --> 01:24:10,375 (growling) 1772 01:24:10,375 --> 01:24:13,500 (Shelbyben screams) 1773 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:13,875 Oh, yeah! 1774 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:20,166 (Shelby Music) 1775 01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:22,833 You're alive! 1776 01:24:25,291 --> 01:24:26,875 Between us, I use 1777 01:24:26,875 --> 01:24:28,208 Steve's water bucket trick. 1778 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:29,416 Pretty cool, huh? 1779 01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:30,708 A little bit. 1780 01:24:31,416 --> 01:24:32,666 Let's get this so I can go home. 1781 01:24:34,458 --> 01:24:35,958 [screaming] 1782 01:24:37,250 --> 01:24:39,791 All right, Hank, it's fireball time. 1783 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:41,000 Grab that spear. 1784 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,458 I want you to jab it in the tent of this. 1785 01:24:44,625 --> 01:24:45,666 [screaming] 1786 01:24:46,250 --> 01:24:46,833 Jab it! 1787 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:48,958 [explosion] 1788 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:50,125 Yeah! 1789 01:24:51,041 --> 01:24:52,333 How'd you learn how to do that? 1790 01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:53,250 Oh, yeah. 1791 01:24:53,250 --> 01:25:04,041 [explosion] 1792 01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:11,166 [screaming] 1793 01:25:11,166 --> 01:25:17,291 [music playing] 1794 01:25:18,250 --> 01:25:18,458 No! 1795 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:21,125 What have you done? 1796 01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:22,791 Nio! 1797 01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:27,250 [music playing] 1798 01:25:54,833 --> 01:25:55,083 [music playing] 1799 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,166 [explosion] 1800 01:25:56,875 --> 01:25:57,041 Yo! 1801 01:25:57,875 --> 01:25:58,875 [screaming] 1802 01:25:58,875 --> 01:25:59,541 Oh, my God! 1803 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:02,666 [explosion] Oh, God! 1804 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:04,666 Good to see you, garbage man. 1805 01:26:07,125 --> 01:26:08,041 [music playing] 1806 01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:08,250 Oh! 1807 01:26:09,416 --> 01:26:10,250 [music playing] 1808 01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:10,541 Ah! 1809 01:26:13,333 --> 01:26:13,916 [music playing] 1810 01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:15,416 [music playing] 1811 01:26:15,416 --> 01:26:16,250 [music playing] 1812 01:26:18,833 --> 01:26:19,833 You failed, witch. 1813 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,416 The overworld lives on. 1814 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,208 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1815 01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,500 You'll never be happy. 1816 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:29,583 Deep down, you know. 1817 01:26:30,333 --> 01:26:32,166 To hope, to dream, to 1818 01:26:32,166 --> 01:26:33,916 create is to suffer. 1819 01:26:34,333 --> 01:26:34,875 You're right. 1820 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:38,166 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1821 01:26:39,250 --> 01:26:40,208 That's why cowards 1822 01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:42,041 tend to choose the deuce. 1823 01:26:42,791 --> 01:26:43,083 Nah. 1824 01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:44,791 Later, gauche. 1825 01:26:45,583 --> 01:26:47,541 Every minute knowing you has been a 1826 01:26:47,541 --> 01:26:49,250 horror show waste of time. 1827 01:26:51,625 --> 01:26:51,833 Wait! 1828 01:26:51,958 --> 01:26:52,333 Wrong thing. 1829 01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:54,208 Come closer. 1830 01:26:55,041 --> 01:26:56,625 Do you have a little knife that you're 1831 01:26:56,625 --> 01:26:57,625 gonna try to stab me with? 1832 01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,708 No, no, I'm too weak. 1833 01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:01,625 [snoring] 1834 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:02,250 All right. 1835 01:27:04,208 --> 01:27:04,583 Ah! 1836 01:27:04,833 --> 01:27:05,500 Come on! 1837 01:27:06,416 --> 01:27:07,250 It was worth a shot. 1838 01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:09,458 Wait, wait, leave me say one more thing. 1839 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:10,333 Come closer. 1840 01:27:10,583 --> 01:27:11,166 No way! 1841 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,000 No, really, it's about you. 1842 01:27:14,958 --> 01:27:15,208 Fine. 1843 01:27:16,166 --> 01:27:17,083 [music playing] 1844 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:19,500 Laying down here. 1845 01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:21,291 [crash] 1846 01:27:21,375 --> 01:27:21,583 Ooh! 1847 01:27:22,416 --> 01:27:23,916 You really are the worst. 1848 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:25,791 Goodbye. 1849 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:28,291 This isn't really-- come back! 1850 01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:29,916 I don't even have a knife. 1851 01:27:30,416 --> 01:27:31,375 Where would I keep it? 1852 01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:33,958 Sneak attack! 1853 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:36,875 [crash] 1854 01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:41,416 [music playing] 1855 01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:45,541 Hey! 1856 01:27:46,250 --> 01:27:48,500 You sure you want to go back, Henry? 1857 01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:50,833 It won't feel like this. 1858 01:27:52,041 --> 01:27:52,666 There you got 1859 01:27:52,666 --> 01:27:57,000 constraints, judgments, obstacles. 1860 01:27:57,875 --> 01:27:58,250 Yeah, I know. 1861 01:27:59,250 --> 01:28:00,375 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1862 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:04,625 I like that. 1863 01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:05,833 Hey. 1864 01:28:07,041 --> 01:28:07,708 You're a brave kid. 1865 01:28:09,208 --> 01:28:12,000 Steve, you still cool with this? 1866 01:28:12,750 --> 01:28:13,208 Huh? 1867 01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:15,833 Yeah. 1868 01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:17,458 Come here, boy. 1869 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:18,833 Yeah. 1870 01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:22,416 Of course I still love you. 1871 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,625 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1872 01:28:25,791 --> 01:28:27,125 You changed my life. 1873 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:30,541 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1874 01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:31,541 Huh? 1875 01:28:32,666 --> 01:28:35,083 Go now, Dennis. 1876 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:39,000 Change Don's life, Dennis. 1877 01:28:39,291 --> 01:28:44,583 Go on a journey and think of me. 1878 01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:46,291 Dennis. 1879 01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:51,916 Go now, legendary wolf of my dreams. 1880 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,708 My doggy, doggy, doggy. 1881 01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:58,250 My Dennis. 1882 01:28:59,333 --> 01:28:59,666 Ow! 1883 01:29:00,291 --> 01:29:05,666 [sobbing] 1884 01:29:06,250 --> 01:29:06,666 God! 1885 01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:09,208 If I would've known 1886 01:29:09,208 --> 01:29:10,250 you could sing like that, 1887 01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:12,125 it would help me get past your smell. 1888 01:29:15,875 --> 01:29:18,583 Garrett, you are a 1889 01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:19,791 truly bodacious warrior 1890 01:29:20,250 --> 01:29:22,125 and a really good friend. 1891 01:29:23,708 --> 01:29:25,041 I wish you'd come home with us. 1892 01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:29,625 Hangs cool, but I don't 1893 01:29:29,625 --> 01:29:31,875 have any friends my age. 1894 01:29:37,250 --> 01:29:39,666 You would make a great team. 1895 01:29:42,541 --> 01:29:46,166 Biocontius, it means goodbye, brother. 1896 01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:47,916 No, it doesn't. 1897 01:29:49,291 --> 01:29:51,208 Don't look at her. It does. 1898 01:29:51,666 --> 01:29:52,750 No, it does not. 1899 01:29:53,750 --> 01:29:54,333 Yeah, it does. 1900 01:29:57,875 --> 01:29:58,500 Love you guys. 1901 01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:00,916 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1902 01:30:01,833 --> 01:30:03,125 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1903 01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:04,750 I got a bunch more stuff I want to build. 1904 01:30:06,541 --> 01:30:07,375 Why don't you bring some of 1905 01:30:07,375 --> 01:30:08,333 that magic to the real world? 1906 01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:29,541 [wind howling] 1907 01:30:30,750 --> 01:30:32,208 Screw it. I'm coming with. 1908 01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:34,166 [dramatic music] 1909 01:30:35,666 --> 01:30:37,541 Turns out the overworld taught us 1910 01:30:37,541 --> 01:30:39,500 you can create the life you dream of. 1911 01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:42,000 Even in the real world. 1912 01:30:42,958 --> 01:30:43,666 Garrett's store became 1913 01:30:43,666 --> 01:30:45,000 the hottest place in town. 1914 01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:47,666 And the best part? His 1915 01:30:47,666 --> 01:30:49,041 new friends were never far. 1916 01:30:50,666 --> 01:30:52,208 So with Henry and Natalie's help, 1917 01:30:52,291 --> 01:30:53,791 we created the hit game 1918 01:30:53,791 --> 01:30:55,791 "Block City Battle Buddies." 1919 01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:58,250 All that time in the 1920 01:30:58,250 --> 01:31:00,500 overworld upped everyone's game. 1921 01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:05,291 And every Friday, I would let it rip. 1922 01:31:06,083 --> 01:31:08,000 Yeah! Yeah! 1923 01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:12,250 I used to wake up and play 1924 01:31:12,250 --> 01:31:14,125 back in my childhood days 1925 01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:16,958 Getting old is such a dirty shame 1926 01:31:17,791 --> 01:31:19,250 They never gave me a chance 1927 01:31:19,708 --> 01:31:21,833 I had to let my imagination dance 1928 01:31:22,083 --> 01:31:24,416 Hell, I came up with a different game 1929 01:31:26,250 --> 01:31:28,750 Down in the mines all of the time 1930 01:31:29,125 --> 01:31:32,416 Renting out the sun, having some fun 1931 01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:36,541 Laughing, I'm never ever looking back 1932 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:38,958 Cause I feel like 1933 01:31:40,541 --> 01:31:40,750 Yeah! 1934 01:31:42,791 --> 01:31:43,791 Dawn finally got to 1935 01:31:43,791 --> 01:31:45,000 ditch her real estate job. 1936 01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:47,125 She and Dennis brought the 1937 01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:48,458 party wherever they went. 1938 01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:51,916 Natalie decided to share her new skill 1939 01:31:51,916 --> 01:31:53,250 set with the real world. 1940 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:55,500 Survival mode, self-defense! 1941 01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:01,166 The streets of Chugless 1942 01:32:01,166 --> 01:32:02,416 have never been safer. 1943 01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:03,916 You get them, Natalie! 1944 01:32:05,458 --> 01:32:07,541 And Henry? He finally 1945 01:32:07,541 --> 01:32:09,208 got that jetpack to work. 1946 01:32:09,541 --> 01:32:11,125 I'm gonna fly in the sky 1947 01:32:13,250 --> 01:32:16,541 I feel alive 1948 01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:20,583 I move mountains with my mind 1949 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:24,083 I feel alive 1950 01:32:25,250 --> 01:32:28,000 Like a new moon on the rise 1951 01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:31,500 I feel alive 1952 01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:35,666 Like a redstone over dry eyed 1953 01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:38,875 I feel alive 1954 01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:42,500 With the power of the world inside 1955 01:32:44,291 --> 01:32:46,541 I feel alive 1956 01:32:48,083 --> 01:32:48,291 Yeah! 1957 01:33:01,958 --> 01:33:05,708 I know how much you love bread. 1958 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:10,250 Marlene, your ex-husband's here. He said 1959 01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:10,916 it was an emergency. 1960 01:33:11,291 --> 01:33:13,083 Well, you tell him. I've 1961 01:33:13,083 --> 01:33:14,875 got nothing to say to him. 1962 01:33:15,375 --> 01:33:16,458 You gotta be kidding me, 1963 01:33:16,458 --> 01:33:18,000 Marlene. This is the guy? 1964 01:33:18,541 --> 01:33:21,416 Too late, Clemente. You had your chance. 1965 01:33:21,708 --> 01:33:22,458 She's right, 1966 01:33:22,458 --> 01:33:24,625 Clemente. You totally blew it. 1967 01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:26,625 And now I reap the 1968 01:33:26,625 --> 01:33:28,541 rewards of your mistake. 1969 01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:31,375 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand 1970 01:33:31,375 --> 01:33:32,916 Cherokee ran me over, 1971 01:33:33,291 --> 01:33:35,666 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1972 01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:38,041 it transcended the barriers of 1973 01:33:38,041 --> 01:33:39,333 conventional speech. 1974 01:33:40,125 --> 01:33:41,875 Now I speak human and 1975 01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:43,416 she speaks villager. 1976 01:33:43,625 --> 01:33:53,958 Marlene, ever since we met last night, 1977 01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:57,125 I wanted to say, would you marry me? 1978 01:33:58,250 --> 01:34:02,250 Yes. Yes. A thousand times, yes.